Couldn’t sleep, finally fell asleep, and then Tunch jumped on my head.
Because he could.
When I got pets, I didn’t truly understand how much I would be at their whims. I do, now, and still don’t regret my decisions, but sometimes the behaviors can be irritating as hell.
Like, for example, being sound asleep and having a fat cat box your ears, startle you, purr for a bit, knock your glasses off the nightstand, then jump down and walk off, having accomplished his mission.