Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Chutkan laughs. Lauro sits back down.

Accountability, motherfuckers.

They traffic in fear. it is their only currency. if we are fearful, they are winning.

Russian mouthpiece, go fuck yourself.

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

If West Virginia and San Francisco had a love child.

Make the republican party small enough to drown in a bathtub.

Cole, when it comes to calico cats, restraint is overrated.

If you’re pissed about Biden’s speech, he was talking about you.

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

This blog will pay for itself.

ha ha ha! Nice try weird people.

Never entrust democracy to any process that requires Republicans to act in good faith.

We’ve had enough carrots to last a lifetime. break out the sticks.

Never give a known liar the benefit of the doubt.

He seems like a smart guy, but JFC, what a dick!

Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

Every day Vance writes another chapter in the book called “Worst VP Pick Ever”.

Battle won, war still ongoing.

Baby steps, because the Republican Party is full of angry babies.

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

The line between political reporting and fan fiction continues to blur.

An unpunished coup is a training exercise.

This really is a full service blog.

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Sometimes we get the most awesome emails:

I feel like having grits with hot sauce. Did a little ‘xploring, and our Susie appears to be a one woman Daily Show/Onion:

This is how you get my attention, folks who want to promote themselves. Being cute doesn’t hurt, either. The pearl necklace and red power suit just really make it happen, spoof wise.

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  1. 1.

    sb

    Dude, 3am? Insomnia or sleep apnia?

    I got the latter. I would kill for insomnia right now.

  5. 5.

    Anne Laurie

    I’m sensing a pattern tonight, Cole. Maybe the theme for that upcoming dinner party should be “Find John A Date Before He Does Something (Even More) Regrettable With His Life”…

  6. 6.

    sb

    @Anne Laurie: Anne, are you still receiving pictures of rescued dogs on the e-mail? Because I got one. :)

    And since you’re up and might be seeing this, my wife and I both enjoy your posts a great deal.

  9. 9.

    Poopyman

    @AA+ Bonds: Insomnia sucks, although I’m not sure having a shooting pain in your toe every time you start to fall asleep “insomnia”.

    Susie’s cool, but don’t expect us all to start sending in video. Too many filthy mouths and bad attitudes.

  10. 10.

    blankiefrankie

    By the time this comment gets out of moderation limbo it will be dawn, but I was just wondrin, Did I drink too much or did the site go sideways?

  11. 11.

    deadstate

    i think I’m starting to peek on the pink elephant blotter tab I took 3 hours ago. Is it me or is this site going sideways when I click on a title.

    eta
    Stuck in moderation limbo. I’ll check back in the morning
    etaa
    Or is this the new Timeline

  12. 12.

    amk

    she needs a better script. and not do the ‘interview’ with the same of set of people.

    /from the armchair

  13. 13.

    Mark B

    She is cute as a button, and her Texas twang is pretty authentic sounding. Her act would be a little better with some tighter writing, but she works around the lack of cleverness by being a sweet little thang, mostly.

  14. 14.

    Arclite

    Dammit, John Cole.

    You attract hot blondes like a supermassive black hole pulls errant debris into its gaping maw/event horizon.

    What’s your secret, man?!?

  16. 16.

    amk

    Ahmadinejad’s sister fails to win parliament seat.

    Apparently, ahmadinejad is teh librul of iran and the cons are winning the elections now. amurika and israel are truly fucked now,

  17. 17.

    gene108

    Is that her real hair do or is it a wig? I can’t decide, but I’m leaning towards wig.

    I wonder what cities she’s reporting out of, because finding people in Philadelphia, who aren’t pro-Republican is easy.

    Finding people in the rural South, who aren’t pro-Republican would be much harder or rural Pennsylvania, which is basically the same thing without the mild winters.

    I’m also a fan of Juice Media the Rap News.

    http://thejuicemedia.com/

  18. 18.

    PeakVT

    @Arclite: I think Tunch does the attracting for him, gravitationally and otherwise.

    Does anyone have stock tips on shovel manufacturers? The Republicans have to be needing new ones after last week’s frenzied digging.

  21. 21.

    paradox

    Well, give her a call, John.

    Or send some flowers with a witty note and then call. Then get the kitchen ready.

    [opens hands briefly] It’s the least a gentleman would do. Capito?

  26. 26.

    ornery_curmudgeon

    Susie’s videos are amusing and likeable … I’m a new fan. Good to see new stuff, never know what’s going to hit a chord.

  29. 29.

    SuperHrefna

    That was fantastic! I must go and look for more of her work – her pomo pep really helped me wake up this morning, I’m feeling very muzzy since I was woken by two annoyed cats whose dry food ran out last night, and who were sitting on my bedroom shelf pushing things off it until I woke up enough to feed them their breakfasts…

  34. 34.

    JGabriel

    @sb:

    You take that back. Take it back, I said!

    Aha! Now we know who’s been stealing our jokes to use on The Daily Show, Ms. B — or should I say, Ms. Bee?

    .

  40. 40.

    Rusty

    I never knew that what the Balloon Juice authors do is “rattin'”. It all makes sense to me now.

  41. 41.

    trollhattan

    Wow, cute as a button (how cute is a button, anyway?) and quick on her feet. She understands the conservative memes and fears. Somebody get her a press pass to the Republican Convention, stat!

  45. 45.

    Billy Beane

    I’ll stick to calling you a stupid moronic clueless idiot…but thanks for the suggestions Not Republican Cole.

  46. 46.

    Lex

    I checked her Twitter page, and the Twitterbot that suggests similar accounts to follow clearly has an irony impairment.

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