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You are here: Home / Open Threads / Excellent Links / Help My Sister Out, If You Can

Help My Sister Out, If You Can

by John Cole|  March 6, 20128:30 pm| 48 Comments

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My sister is once again riding in the MS150, which raises money for MS:

Why We Fight MS

Having multiple sclerosis means that you may suddenly have blurry vision. Or that your memory will fail you for no apparent reason. Or that you may not always be able to walk, let alone ride a bike. The symptoms of MS are different, and devastating, for everyone – the only certainty is that it will affect yet another person every hour of every day.

Why I Ride

I’ve registered for the Bike MS: Escape to the Lake (Erie) event because I want to do something for the people who have been diagnosed – and because I want to do everything to prevent more people from learning what it means to live with this disease. Today, there is no cure for multiple sclerosis, and with diagnosis occurring most frequently between the ages of 20 and 50, many individuals face a lifetime filled with unpredictability.

Why You Should Sponsor Me

The National Multiple Sclerosis Society will use funds collected from the Bike MS: Escape to the Lake (Erie) event to not only support research for a cure tomorrow, but also to provide programs which address the needs of people living with MS today. Because we can fight this disease by simply riding a bike, because we have chosen to help thousands of people through a contribution to the MS Bike Tour, we are now getting closer to the hour when no one will have to hear the words, “You have MS.”

If you have any spare scratch and would like to help her raise money for a great cause, here is the link to donate. That’s her riding last year in the picture above, and the picture below is the x-ray of her hand with a pin in it. She was sewing, trying to repair a leather pocket book, and somehow stabbed herself and the pin broke off and was lodged in the base of her thumb for several days before she had surgery.

Why am I telling you this?

Because she rode the MS150 with that pin in her hand last year, despite the excruciating pain. And she was caught smiling while doing it. She’s crazy.

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  1. 1.

    Short Bus Bully

    March 6, 2012 at 8:40 pm

    Well done Cole family!

    Except for the pin in the hand of course…

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    geg6

    March 6, 2012 at 8:42 pm

    I have a lawyer friend (she and I went to our first Obama rally together in the runup to the 2008 PA primary) who rides in that every year. I’d help your sister if I hadn’t already helped my friend. Her name is Amy, so if your sister runs into a lawyer named Amy from Pittsburgh with dark hair, tell her she should come and join the Juicers. She’d like it here.

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    Calming Influence

    March 6, 2012 at 8:44 pm

    She’s crazy.

    Why would we think otherwise? I’m in for 25 clams.

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    Betty Cracker

    March 6, 2012 at 8:46 pm

    Jesus, she’s tough! My sister also does the MS150 each year (a different region). It’s a great cause.

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    PIGL

    March 6, 2012 at 8:46 pm

    how did the apples fall at such very different distances from the tree?

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    Patricia Kayden

    March 6, 2012 at 8:47 pm

    Good for your sister!

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    peej

    March 6, 2012 at 8:52 pm

    Apparently klutziness runs in the Cole family.

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    Violet

    March 6, 2012 at 8:54 pm

    That’s awesome. I support folks down where I live who ride the MS150, so I’ll have to pass on your sister, but I’ve done the ride myself (the one near me) and it’s a great thing to do. Your sister is crazy to ride with that pin in her hand, but I guess it runs in the family, shoulder boy.

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    AA+ Bonds

    March 6, 2012 at 8:55 pm

    Oh cool, my dad does this every year (not the pin thing)

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    David Koch

    March 6, 2012 at 8:56 pm

    She looks so slutty in that tight outfit.

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    cathyx

    March 6, 2012 at 9:00 pm

    John, I can’t tell from what you wrote, does your sister have MS? My sister also has MS.

  12. 12.

    MariedeGourany

    March 6, 2012 at 9:00 pm

    Awesome sister is awesome.

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    Calming Influence

    March 6, 2012 at 9:00 pm

    Look, if you want even more incentive, when you donate your name goes up on the scrolling “Fundraising Honor Role” thingy, and you’ll be famous! So ante up, damnit!

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    cathyx

    March 6, 2012 at 9:03 pm

    My sister is lucky. She has a form of MS that is the least debilitating form. She gets numbness on different parts of her body that last a couple months and then goes away. Stress of course will cause a flare up.

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    BruceFromOhio

    March 6, 2012 at 9:03 pm

    @geg6: I kicked in 25, so you’re covered.

    Ride With Pride! =)

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    Calming Influence

    March 6, 2012 at 9:04 pm

    And yes, it’s true: my parents actually named me Calming. Calming H. Influence III.

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    scav

    March 6, 2012 at 9:04 pm

    @PIGL:

    how did the apples fall at such very different distances from the tree?

    The ability of n siblings to be simultaneously diametrically opposite of all of each other is one of the charming mysteries of mathematics.

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    cathyx

    March 6, 2012 at 9:05 pm

    @Calming Influence: What does the H stand for?

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    WaterGirl

    March 6, 2012 at 9:10 pm

    Holy crap! In the time it took me to go get my credit card and type everything in, donations went from 175.00 to 325.00. That’s awesome!

    Calming Influence, you are indeed famous! I saw your name on the rotating list and thought “I know him!”. Though you may be a her, I have no way of knowing.

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    Calming Influence

    March 6, 2012 at 9:11 pm

    @cathyx: It’s the middle name of our Lord and Savior. [takes a Tebow]

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    Calming Influence

    March 6, 2012 at 9:12 pm

    @WaterGirl: Isn’t it COOL?!? And you have a great name! I always thought WaterGirl was just a nickname!

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    Persia

    March 6, 2012 at 9:17 pm

    Love it. I had a friend in college with MS and a teenage son. Her husband left her when she was diagnosed, so she went back to school so she could actually pay bills.

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    Calming Influence

    March 6, 2012 at 9:19 pm

    @WaterGirl: I am indeed a him. I thought that would be completely obvious from my manly way with words, but I understand some people need a visual. Picture Marshall Matt Dillon of Dodge City.

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    Emma

    March 6, 2012 at 9:20 pm

    Done. Sorry it was only $25, but I guess every little bit helps.

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    WaterGirl

    March 6, 2012 at 9:21 pm

    @Calming Influence: Thanks. It’s kind of being Cher or Rachel, you only need one name and everyone knows who you are.

    I’ve always wondered what the H. in Jesus H. Christ stood for. Perhaps you can tell us?

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    PurpleGirl

    March 6, 2012 at 9:22 pm

    I’m in. My best friend’s brother died (in his 40s) in 2011 of complications of MS. Their mother is in her 90s and has lived with MS for more than half her life.

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    gnomedad

    March 6, 2012 at 9:26 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    I’ve always wondered what the H. in Jesus H. Christ stood for.

    The Straight Dope is on the case. I lost it seeing the monogrammed towel in the cartoon.

  28. 28.

    Calming Influence

    March 6, 2012 at 9:28 pm

    @WaterGirl:

    I’ve always wondered what the H. in Jesus H. Christ stood for. Perhaps you can tell us?

    Yes, I can.

  29. 29.

    General Stuck (Bravo Nope Zero)

    March 6, 2012 at 9:31 pm

    ouch

  30. 30.

    WaterGirl

    March 6, 2012 at 9:37 pm

    @gnomedad: Okay, that was funny!

    @Calming Influence: I always assumed you were a him, so that manliness must be coming through somehow.

  31. 31.

    Calming Influence

    March 6, 2012 at 9:38 pm

    @gnomedad: Thanks for the link! I’ve only ever heard “Harold” for the reason stated, the others seem weak. (By the way: weird coincidence or divine sign? You be the judge: the date on the piece is my birthday.)

  32. 32.

    kdaug

    March 6, 2012 at 9:59 pm

    Tell your sister to go for me, John. Go!

  33. 33.

    Comrade Mary

    March 6, 2012 at 10:16 pm

    The “H” is for “Hallmark”, because God cared enough to send the very best.

  34. 34.

    Kilkee

    March 6, 2012 at 10:20 pm

    John, I supported her last year and kicked in $100, but she has failed to cure MS so I’m afraid I will have to support the GOP this year.

  35. 35.

    Kilkee

    March 6, 2012 at 10:21 pm

    @Calming Influence: Hussein, I presume.

  36. 36.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    March 6, 2012 at 10:35 pm

    John, please thank your sister for riding for this cause. Thanks to all the Juicers for kicking in. As a recently diagnosed MS patient, I’ve become a bit of an activist. I’m really lucky in that I got symptomatic after 50, and while I do have some explicitly brain issues – worse with stress, to be sure – my primary symptom is tremendous fatigue and occasional limb numbness. But it’s a much better deal than many get, so I’m grateful and committed to doing my part for getting better treatment options for everyone. So thanks to all of you.

  37. 37.

    Steeplejack

    March 6, 2012 at 10:45 pm

    @cathyx:

    “Holistic,” I’m guessing.

  38. 38.

    phoebes-in-santa fe

    March 6, 2012 at 11:00 pm

    I donated to her campaign.

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    asiangrrlMN

    March 6, 2012 at 11:06 pm

    Done. Devon is bad-ass, Cole. I see it runs in the family.

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    BruceFromOhio

    March 6, 2012 at 11:13 pm

    @phoebes-in-santa fe: You are awesome.

  41. 41.

    imbrium

    March 6, 2012 at 11:27 pm

    I kicked in what I could for now.

    Diagnosed MS in 2007, middle of grad school (studying neurobiology no less) three months before my shoestring wedding.

    Uncertainty is the word. I decided to keep on the academic track despite the horrendous insurance policies. Who knows what will happen?

    Many thanks to her for doing this.

  42. 42.

    imbrium

    March 6, 2012 at 11:27 pm

    I kicked in what I could for now.

    Diagnosed MS in 2007, middle of grad school (studying neurobiology no less) three months before my shoestring wedding.

    Uncertainty is the word. I decided to keep on the academic track despite the horrendous insurance policies. Who knows what will happen?

    Many thanks to her for doing this.

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    WaterGirl

    March 6, 2012 at 11:31 pm

    @phoebes-in-santa fe: Your donation blew me away. You are awesome.

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    WaterGirl

    March 6, 2012 at 11:33 pm

    @a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q): Bella, I was thinking of you when I decided to donate. I really admire how well you seem to be handling this.

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    asiangrrlMN

    March 7, 2012 at 12:03 am

    One of the best things about BJ – Devon had already exceeded her goal by the time I donated.

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    John Cole

    March 7, 2012 at 12:08 am

    @asiangrrlMN: Tell me about it. I just found my wallet (it was in the car for some reason), and we were at $1325 before I donated.

    Thank you all so much.

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    BruceFromOhio

    March 7, 2012 at 12:15 am

    @John Cole: phoebes-in-santa fe wins the thread, just sayin’. =)

  48. 48.

    Devon cole

    March 7, 2012 at 7:32 am

    I am totally blown away by everyone’s generosity. None of my friend’s were stepping up to donate, and I was worried about what I would be able to raise. You are all fantastic and awesome and I can’t thank you enough for helping me not only reach, but pass my fundraising goal. Stellar. And phoebes- that one made me speechless. A million thank you’s!

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