Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

I like you, you’re my kind of trouble.

We still have time to mess this up!

This blog will pay for itself.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

Impressively dumb. Congratulations.

Schmidt just says fuck it, opens a tea shop.

Fuck these fucking interesting times.

Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.

Let’s not be the monsters we hate.

Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.

Russian mouthpiece, go fuck yourself.

Nothing worth doing is easy.

“Everybody’s entitled to be an idiot.”

Let’s finish the job.

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

If you are still in the GOP, you are an extremist.

We’ve had enough carrots to last a lifetime. break out the sticks.

It’s time for the GOP to dust off that post-2012 autopsy, completely ignore it, and light the party on fire again.

You don’t get to peddle hatred on saturday and offer condolences on sunday.

In my day, never was longer.

Not so fun when the rabbit gets the gun, is it?

After roe, women are no longer free.

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  8. 8.

    pragmatism

    tim, you a chuckit person? tennis racquet? or are you man enough to handle some slobber?

  10. 10.

    pragmatism

    @Tim F.: lucky re: slobber (i forgot about that). when the chuckit corporation figures out a frisbee launcher for our cattle dog and malteses that think they are cattle dogs, i will rejoice.

  11. 11.

    General Stuck (Bravo Nope Zero)

    MAX the Magnificent!!

    Ruler of His Realm!!

    Lord of the Rift!!

    Master of His Domain!!

    Guardian of Tasty Treats!!

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