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You are here: Home / Very Stupid People

Very Stupid People

by John Cole|  March 24, 20125:03 pm| 62 Comments

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Another heaping helping of fail for the Breitbart crowd:

Today’s loony wingnut conspiracy theory comes from Breitbart.com blogger Dan Riehl, who has yet another BOMBSHELL REVELATION to report: As Media Reports Conflict, Why Was Trayvon Martin Photo Altered?

You have to click through and read the story to fully appreciate how stupid these people are. And when confronted with his mistake, Riehl accuses CJ of having syphilis.

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  1. 1.

    DCLaw1

    March 24, 2012 at 5:08 pm

    Oh, the sweet, sweet schadenfreude.

  2. 2.

    Ben Franklin

    March 24, 2012 at 5:15 pm

    Samuel Clemons once said “The difference between a word, and exactly the right word, is the difference between a Lightening Bug, and Lightening‘ (sic)

  3. 3.

    Svensker

    March 24, 2012 at 5:15 pm

    And when confronted with his mistake, Riehl accuses CJ of having syphilis.

    Well, of course. That makes total sense. Disagree with me? You’ve got brain-destroying syphilis. You’d be surprised how often this happens.

  4. 4.

    Smiling Mortician

    March 24, 2012 at 5:16 pm

    Jesus Christ. The “lightened” image (which is probably the original photo, BTW, per the Miami Herald’s identification of what Riehl thinks is the original as instead a photo of a photocopy on a poster or banner) — this “lightened” image makes Trayvon looke more “innocent”? Do these people ever hear themselves? I mean, even if he were right about someone “altering” the original photo to make it lighter — and he’s not right about that — to say out loud that lighter skin = innocence? Holy fuck.

    ETA: “Stupid” as a descriptor for Dan Riehl is necessary but not sufficient.

  5. 5.

    Marcellus Shale, Public Dick

    March 24, 2012 at 5:18 pm

    it doesn’t matter what dogshit story they come up with, the people who need there to be something wrong with treyvon, other than being murdered for walking while black, will believe and grasp for anything that justifies their contempt for those that point out the failing of their world view.

    trash the people who bring the reality.

  6. 6.

    Linda Featheringill

    March 24, 2012 at 5:18 pm

    So if the kid has lighter skin, he’s innocent? Hmmmm.

    But race is a component here.

    Poor Trayvon, how hard for his family. And the girlfriend he was talking to.

  7. 7.

    Cat Lady

    March 24, 2012 at 5:20 pm

    The way that all these right wing nutjobs project, I’d say that Riehl’s got himself one helluva venereal disease. It would be irresponsible not to speculate.

  8. 8.

    Ripley

    March 24, 2012 at 5:23 pm

    They probably photoshopped his hoodie out of the picture, too.

  9. 9.

    John O

    March 24, 2012 at 5:36 pm

    You have to click through and read the story to fully appreciate how stupid these people are.

    No, John, that’s why I have you.

  10. 10.

    cathyx

    March 24, 2012 at 7:17 pm

    Balloon Juice is back, new and improved. It might take a little getting used to.

  11. 11.

    David Koch

    March 24, 2012 at 7:47 pm

    The font size for the comment section is toooooooooo small.

    One of the nice thing about BJ is, that unlike other blogs, it has a generous font size which never puts a strain on the reader’s eyes.

  12. 12.

    Elizabelle

    March 24, 2012 at 7:52 pm

    Good God, Dick Cheney got a fresh heart.

  13. 13.

    cathyx

    March 24, 2012 at 8:12 pm

    now?

  14. 14.

    rikyrah

    March 24, 2012 at 8:24 pm

    Trayvon’s crime was WALKING WHILE BLACK

    for that crime, the punishment was DEATH.

    the right-wing will grasp at anything to avoid that.

    but, fuck those racist muthafuckas.

  15. 15.

    Jewish Steel

    March 24, 2012 at 8:33 pm

    Gasp!

    It’s got that new website smell.

  16. 16.

    MikeJ

    March 24, 2012 at 8:33 pm

    main area is fixed size. Bleh
    text is more difficult to read
    comment count is nonsensically at the top of the post instead of the bottom. for one liners it doesn’t matter, but for long posts it’s really annoying

    the limited area given to categories display on the post is optimistic at best
    arial? really?
    Is there any reason why the text can’t be black? It’s worked pretty well since gutenberg first tried it.A sans font (very little weight) and non black text makes for difficult reading.

    H3 text is still the same color as hyperlinks

  17. 17.

    RSA

    March 24, 2012 at 8:34 pm

    Riehl:

    Clearly, [the photo] has been lightened, or softened, somehow. Along with other possible alterations, he looks far more, perhaps innocent is the right word, in the altered image.

    The photoshoppers have cleverly increased the resolution, widened the angle of view, and added a lot of background detail. What evil geniuses!

  18. 18.

    mai naem

    March 24, 2012 at 8:35 pm

    Oh,my my first comment on ze new and better bj. Uhm, who did Dick Cheney go hunting with to get the new heart? Inquiring minds want to know? Also too, it better not be some Democrat’s heart that just got wasted on the Dick.

  19. 19.

    Comrade Mary

    March 24, 2012 at 8:35 pm

    /jumps on BJ, pins it to the ground and gives it a big sloppy kiss

    Wait, that didn’t sound right …

  20. 20.

    redshirt

    March 24, 2012 at 8:35 pm

    I’m scared.

  21. 21.

    Joey Maloney

    March 24, 2012 at 8:36 pm

    Worst. Redesign. Ever.

    :-)

  22. 22.

    PeakVT

    March 24, 2012 at 8:37 pm

    Did the primary buffer panel just fall off this gorram blog for no apparent reason?

  23. 23.

    Peter J

    March 24, 2012 at 8:37 pm

    I miss the old image.
    Among other things.

  24. 24.

    redshirt

    March 24, 2012 at 8:37 pm

    Also too, I am afraid of change.

  25. 25.

    gbear

    March 24, 2012 at 8:38 pm

    John O, You shouldn’t be afraid to visit LGF. It’s on my list of daily must-visit sites. I rarely read the comments, but their commenters aren’t any more whacko than here.

    John Cole, Please make the comment font larger. Some of us are too old to read 8 point text.

  26. 26.

    Amir Khalid

    March 24, 2012 at 8:41 pm

    I am having trouble loading the site and posting comments since the new design went up. I wanted to say that Andrew Breitbart is survived by minions who are obviously as obnoxious and foolish as he was.

    I also wanted to say that I dislike this new design. The font size in the comment section is much too small. Numbering of comments should be restored. The buttons for going to the next/previous post should be restored.

  27. 27.

    Insomniac

    March 24, 2012 at 8:43 pm

    What’s up with the site? Hella, or rather severely, extreme slow page loading and that’s if it loads at all; teeny, tiny font; no reply option. Same problems on Firefox 11 and IE 9. Using Compatibility mode in IE 9 helps a little, but Firefox 11 is really borked. The hell is going on?

  28. 28.

    John O

    March 24, 2012 at 8:43 pm

    Agree on the comment font size.

    gbear, I didn’t know it was LGF. I’ll read Johnson. He seems to be not insane.

  29. 29.

    Old Dan and Little Ann

    March 24, 2012 at 8:44 pm

    Why the fuck is the font so small?

  30. 30.

    Nylund

    March 24, 2012 at 8:44 pm

    So wait? What’s their argument?

    “Everyone says he didn’t get deserved to get murdered, but that’s because they don’t realize just how SUPER blackity black he was! If you knew how blackity blackity black he really was, then you’d understand why he had to be killed.”

  31. 31.

    Gravenstone

    March 24, 2012 at 8:45 pm

    @Elizabelle: As I noted elsewhere, it’s a shame they wasted a donor heart that could have gone to an actual human being.

  32. 32.

    David Koch

    March 24, 2012 at 8:47 pm

    Bleh, text is more difficult to read

    This.

  33. 33.

    David Koch

    March 24, 2012 at 8:48 pm

    Why the fuck is the font so small?

    This.

  34. 34.

    El Cid

    March 24, 2012 at 8:52 pm

    Maybe Trayvon and his family should have considered the consequences of keeping their skin so dark before they allowed this kid to wander the streets freely. It’s called ‘responsibility’.

  35. 35.

    Felanius Kootea

    March 24, 2012 at 8:53 pm

    Love the new look! “Recent comments” section still a bit off, but nice redesign overall.

  36. 36.

    CJ

    March 24, 2012 at 8:53 pm

    Dan is the archetype wingnut. Criminally stupid, arrogant, a bully, a marionette for right wing talking points, literally incapable of independent thought, shameless, thin-skinned, and depraved. It’s only shocking that he has managed to persist in the blogoshpere for this long.

  37. 37.

    Mark S.

    March 24, 2012 at 8:54 pm

    gbear, hit ctrl + to embiggen the text size.

    Why am I not surprised Bretibart.com pays Dan Riehl. That’s like two galaxies of stupid colliding.

  38. 38.

    David Koch

    March 24, 2012 at 8:56 pm

    Font is still a little small.

  39. 39.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 24, 2012 at 9:03 pm

    I just want to know why Dick “Dick” Cheney is alive with a new heart at age 70, and Trayvon Martin is dead at age 17, and the only hearts around him are broken.

  40. 40.

    NeenerNeener

    March 24, 2012 at 9:03 pm

    The new site design is attractive but I really miss the pie discussions.

  41. 41.

    Amir Khalid

    March 24, 2012 at 9:05 pm

    I really, really don’t like this new design. Sure, control+ works to make the fonts bigger, but it also makes the page too wide for my laptop screen. With the previous design, I never had to scroll left/right.

  42. 42.

    Mark B.

    March 24, 2012 at 9:14 pm

    I don’t see how Cheney having a human heart is going to work. Won’t the heart reject him?

  43. 43.

    Jebediah

    March 24, 2012 at 9:17 pm

    Bnut – you around?

  44. 44.

    Mark B.

    March 24, 2012 at 9:17 pm

    As far as the redesign goes. … Where are the new features? If there’s no new functionality, it’s purely cosmetic, and there was nothing wrong with the old design. I hate pointless design churn. If it ain’t broke…

  45. 45.

    Amir Khalid

    March 24, 2012 at 9:22 pm

    @Mark B.:
    More to the point, why should Richard B Cheney, 70 years old, get a transplant heart ahead of younger people with their whole lives still ahead of them? Is it a reward for being a prominent person?

  46. 46.

    Mr Stagger Lee

    March 24, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    I think that this is the hell that Andy is now suffering. His site is now being run by morons, who are just defecating the site like feral cats in the house where the owner has died. I can see Andy’s ghost just screaming, when these morons are just smearing feces all over themselves.

  47. 47.

    Starfish

    March 24, 2012 at 9:24 pm

    DEAR PEOPLE WHO CANNOT READ THE TINY FONTS,

    GO INTO YOUR WEB BROWSER PREFERENCES AND SET A MINIMUM FONT SIZE. THAT WAY, YOUR WEB BROWSER WON’T LET ANYTHING EVER GET SMALLER THAN SOME MINIMUM SIZE THAT YOU CAN ACTUALLY READ.

  48. 48.

    Starfish

    March 24, 2012 at 9:24 pm

    DEAR PEOPLE WHO CANNOT READ THE TINY FONTS,

    GO INTO YOUR WEB BROWSER PREFERENCES AND SET A MINIMUM FONT SIZE. THAT WAY, YOUR WEB BROWSER WON’T LET ANYTHING EVER GET SMALLER THAN SOME MINIMUM SIZE THAT YOU CAN ACTUALLY READ.

  49. 49.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 24, 2012 at 9:26 pm

    @Amir Khalid

    why should Richard B Cheney, 70 years old, get a transplant heart ahead of younger people with their whole lives still ahead of them? Is it a reward for being a prominent person?

    It’s a reward for his being a good and gracious person all his life, forever thinking only of the other guy, and making a fetish of honesty and charitable acts. One heart seems hardly sufficient.

  50. 50.

    Frankensteinbeck

    March 24, 2012 at 9:26 pm

    Wow.

    Okay, protip: If one of those pictures looks more innocent than the other to you, that sensation you’re feeling is called ‘racism’. Yes, I know he really looks more innocent. That’s how racism works. Now, how are you going to react to finding out you have racist feelings? What is that, Mister Conservative? You say you’re going to try to defend these feelings?

  51. 51.

    gocart mozart

    March 24, 2012 at 9:45 pm

    Moe is dead and now the surviving Stooges have to resort to hitting themselves on their own head with a hammer to get attention.*

    * Congrats to Brietbart on his third week of sobriety. Cheers Andrew (raises beer glass)

  52. 52.

    Schlemizel

    March 24, 2012 at 10:00 pm

    @SiubhanDuinne:
    I’m worried about the big Dick, his poor old body may be shocked by having a human heart in it, the shock could kill him!

  53. 53.

    Steve

    March 24, 2012 at 10:05 pm

    I wonder if some people are too young to remember when Time Magazine got in trouble for darkening OJ’s cover photo to make him look more sinister. Were the people who thought a darker photo looks bad a bunch of racists? I think those people included the NAACP.

    The reason why Riehl is an idiot is that the photo was never lightened, and in fact the picture he’s calling the “original” is like a copy of a copy of a copy. There’s no need to make it more complicated than that.

  54. 54.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 24, 2012 at 10:15 pm

    @Steve:

    I remember that very well.

    P.S. Glad to see the Return of the Reply Button. Thanks, John!

  55. 55.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 24, 2012 at 10:16 pm

    @Schlemizel:

    I wouldn’t be surprised if his body rejected a human heart as an alien unknown invasive entity.

  56. 56.

    bnmng

    March 24, 2012 at 10:21 pm

    @Frankensteinbeck: Not necessarily. I think the blotchyness makes him look older. In the real picture, he looks more like a child.

  57. 57.

    kentropic

    March 24, 2012 at 10:33 pm

    Stupid people? Yes, but it’s not really their fault:
    http://www.nybooks.com/blogs/nyrblog/2012/mar/20/age-of-ignorance/

  58. 58.

    Ben Cisco (mobile)

    March 24, 2012 at 10:52 pm

    No end to the depths these mental amoebas will sink to. Fuck them, and their apologists. Just fuck them all. Cannot wait for election day.

  59. 59.

    Phoenician in a time of Romans

    March 24, 2012 at 11:58 pm

    I’m afraid of Dick Chaney with a new heart. When do I get to shoot him?

  60. 60.

    Legalize

    March 25, 2012 at 12:30 am

    Um, if I were a lawyer, I’d be wondering why imputing a “loathsome diesease,” i.e. syphilis, to CJ isn’t per se defamation.

  61. 61.

    Elizabelle

    March 25, 2012 at 3:31 am

    @SiubhanDuinne:

    I just want to know why Dick “Dick” Cheney is alive with a new heart at age 70, and Trayvon Martin is dead at age 17, and the only hearts around him are broken.

    Well said.

  62. 62.

    Jamie

    March 25, 2012 at 1:17 pm

    What the hell is wrong with these people?

    That is a serious question.

    If nothing else, do they not have that little voice in their head that pipes up and says, wait, maybe I’m going to regret this later?

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