I have been dealing with you whining bastards complaining about the word “socialism” tripping the spam filter for 6 years now, and I am seriously ready to blow my fucking gasket. We get the passive aggressive comments:
“Oh, socialism still gets me in moderation.”
“I see the socialism bug still has not been fixed.”
We get the belligerent comments:
“How fucking hard is it to take this out of the spam filter?”
“Are you people so incompetent you can not let us say socialism?”
And then the rampant douchebaggery:
“SOCIALISM SOCIALISM CIALIS SOCIALISM FUCK YOU JOHN COLE.”
Listen to me now, hear me later, understand me tomorrow. Unless you are a coder willing to come up with a spam plugin that can recognize the difference between cialis and socialism, GO ANALLY FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY PITCHFORK.
Period. I spend untold hours trying to fix shit. I spend hours dealing with people who do not think I have covered a subject enough. I spend hours policing the comments. I spend hours fielding emails dealing with your petty squabbles with other commenters. I spend untold hours dealing with other front-pagers bitching at me about things they want. I spend hours dealing with morons who do not realize that their own fucking browsing history is why they are getting ads for russian mail order brides or rick perry or butt plugs. I spend hours dealing with people stuck in the spam filter, and when ever someone emails me that their comment was lost, I dutifully dig it out and respond via email. I spend hours dealing with r-tards who want to spew their racism and misogyny and then get bent out of shape when I ban them. I spend hours dealing with everyone of you idiots who emails me because for 30 seconds the website was unavailable. I do everything I can to make this site a pleasant space for you all, I really do.
But I will not spend one more minute dealing with your fucking whining about the word “socialism” getting you stuck in the mod filter. You know it. Deal with it. Use the word socialism and expect to be caught in moderation until someone digs you out, because we are not going to disable our spam filter and put us at the mercy of every CIALIS spammer in Kenya.
So stfu, deal with it, or get off your goat-smelling ass, learn how to code, and give me a plugin that can tell the difference between CIALIS and SOCIALISM.
Until then, DIAF.
And if you think it will be really clever to use the word socialism in the comments for this post, and then bitch about it, I will hunt you down and choke you out with a strap-on.