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I Can’t Go For That

by John Cole|  March 31, 20123:39 am| 24 Comments

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WTF is Zach Galifianakis doing in this van?

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  1. 1.

    kdaug

    March 31, 2012 at 3:55 am

    I am seriously going to have to work “She plays a good kazoo while driving” into a conversation somewhere.

  2. 2.

    Mr. Svinlesha

    March 31, 2012 at 4:10 am

    John….she does Deal as well. In the van.

    Best damn Deal in a van I’ve ever heard. :)

  3. 3.

    Mr. Svinlesha

    March 31, 2012 at 4:10 am

    youtube.com/watch?v=MGlgYSZiTXA

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    Narcissus

    March 31, 2012 at 4:19 am

    I Can’t Go For That is seriously a song I could listen to at any time or any place.

  5. 5.

    Mr. Tactful

    March 31, 2012 at 4:26 am

    I almost like this cover better than the real thing. It has a nice, clean sound. In a fucking car.

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    toastr

    March 31, 2012 at 4:37 am

    fucking hipsters

  7. 7.

    Marcellus Shale, Public Dick

    March 31, 2012 at 5:06 am

    that is pretty awesome.

    i love the implied wit, in how shocking it is to hear people in a car sing on key, much less harmonizing.

    though that crazy train minivan commercial almost killed it, it still gets me, because when ever someone opens their mouth to sing in a vehicle, i brace for the worst.

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    Soonergrunt

    March 31, 2012 at 5:07 am

    It’s the kazoo that makes it.

  9. 9.

    Egg Berry

    March 31, 2012 at 5:11 am

    Galafinakis did a comedy tour a few years ago where the entire troupe was in a van. Funny stuff.

  10. 10.

    Face

    March 31, 2012 at 5:31 am

    Do we get a post-coitus update?

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    Arclite

    March 31, 2012 at 6:56 am

    Very cool, but the road noise is fucking annoying. Still, impressive.

  12. 12.

    the fugitive uterus

    March 31, 2012 at 7:45 am

    i love that it’s in a car and that there’s road noise (and a kazoo)! very original but damn you John for making me listen to a Hall & Oates song, even if I never thought it could sound that good.

  13. 13.

    Schlemizel

    March 31, 2012 at 8:32 am

    You know how I know I’ve become an old stick-in-the-mud parent? All I can think of is “Why are they not wearing their seat belts?”.

  14. 14.

    Rafer Janders

    March 31, 2012 at 8:52 am

    Who ARE these people? Anyone know?

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    Thatgaljill

    March 31, 2012 at 9:00 am

    @Rafer Janders:

    Nicki Bluhm and the Gramblers

    Official Website:http://www.nickibluhm.com

    She does original songs too that are what they classify as California Country (think early Eagles) and then there’s the van session covers on YouTube.

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    Adam Tebrugge

    March 31, 2012 at 9:08 am

    Thank you John, that made my day.

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    Rafer Janders

    March 31, 2012 at 9:10 am

    All I can say is, when I try this in the back of a New York City taxi, the taxi driver never really manages to harmonize with me as well as these guys do.

    Plus, the drivers always, always butcher the lyrics. It’s “easy ready willing overtime”, not “easy riders will I over time”. C’mon dude, that doesn’t even make sense….

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    THE

    March 31, 2012 at 9:12 am

    I guess most people would remember Atomic Tom’s live performance on the NY Subway.

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    Fluke bucket

    March 31, 2012 at 11:27 am

    An evening with Jill and now this. Son you are on a tear!

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    Genine

    March 31, 2012 at 11:38 am

    That was great! I’m really impressed. And who a kazoo could be rocked. I’ve learned something new.

    I’ll have to check them out for sure.

  21. 21.

    Montysano

    March 31, 2012 at 11:57 am

    @Genine:

    And who[knew]a kazoo could be rocked.

    Go see Carolina Chocolate Drops sometime. Kazoo or not, go see CCD anytime you can.

    This vid was making the FB rounds earlier this week. They’ve got a whole series of Van Sessions, which are uniformly excellent. But this was my fav.

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    Petorado

    March 31, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    One of the threads here last night turned me on to these guys. Here’s another situational cover song video that rocks an old Pogues song. Since Clear Channel killed radio, You Tube’s been a good way to find music through other means.

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    Genine

    March 31, 2012 at 2:54 pm

    @Montysano:

    Oops! I missed that. Thanks!

    And I’ll check out Carolina Chocolate Drops.

  24. 24.

    Nancy Irving

    March 31, 2012 at 8:14 pm

    Somewhat OT but does anyone know whether Scalia sang “I Can’t Go For That” and demanded a “limiting principle” when he granted the federal government power under the Commerce Clause to forbid the growing of marijuana for personal use, in Gonzales v. Raich?

    Specifically, did he ask the Solicitor General–musically or otherwise–whether, if the federal government is allowed to criminalize the growing of cannabis for personal use in your garden, can’t they then also criminalize the growing of broccoli for personal use in your garden?

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