Reaching Out, Touching Me, Touching You… WTF:
Like any state legislature dealing with 8 percent unemployment and thousands of its residents facing disenfranchisement, the Tennessee Senate is targeting the menace of underage hand-holding.
Last week, the Senate passed SB 3310, a bill to update the state’s abstinence-based sex education curriculum to define holding hands and kissing as “gateway sexual activities.” Just one senator voted against the legislation; 28 voted in favor.
So the next time you see a parent walking through a crowd holding their child’s hand, recognize it for what it is- foreplay. Immediately alert the authorities about this predator.
Alternate title- Hand Jive