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You are here: Home / Masters of their domain

Masters of their domain

by DougJ|  April 19, 20125:16 pm| 46 Comments

This post is in: We Are All Mayans Now

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This illustrates the decline of our so-called civlization (h/t commenter Waingro) better than any other short passage I have ever read (though the whole piece rambles a bit):

Then suddenly it was over, and The Atlantic’s own godfather, David G. Bradley, was marching toward David Weigel, a young and prolific journalist specializing in Republican politics who had recently made a name for himself getting fired and rehired by the same media company within several weeks. For Bradley, this shift in nameplates apparently constituted a Chalabi-caliber show of resilience:

“DAVID! So good to see you!”

“Hello, David.”

“David, you really came back swinging, didn’t you? You were out for all of, what, a week? But now you’re back!”

“Well, I mean, it was actually a few weeks, and it really screwed up my health insurance . . .”

“David, I just want you to know I’ve been scheming ways to deploy you here for quite some time now! Now, of course I realize you may be enjoying your present . . . deployment!”

“Well I mean, heh, I did just start . . .”

“But David, let me tell you this. David, I know you think your mastery is politics. But I think . . . I think your mastery . . . ”

Dramatic pause.

“. . . may be . . . mastery.”

“Oh uh, thanks . . .”

“Do you know what I mean, David?” Bradley finished, gliding out the door. “It’s the same thing with David Brooks. He thought his mastery was politics, but his mastery was actually, whatever he put his mind to. Think about it, David!”

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  1. 1.

    schrodinger's cat

    April 19, 2012 at 5:20 pm

    I bet David Weigel can’t solve a second order partial differential equation.
    The Washingtonian punditubbies are not journalists they are the courtiers on the Potomac. David Weigel is just another Villager in training.

  2. 2.

    TooManyJens

    April 19, 2012 at 5:23 pm

    Sweet Jesus. We live in a Shallowocracy. Rule by people who can’t be arsed to think about anything except how magnificent is the sound of the output of their own pieholes.

    Well. That and how much less they’d like to be paying in taxes on their 1%-er incomes, of course.

  3. 3.

    Warren Terra

    April 19, 2012 at 5:25 pm

    Jesus, Doug, warn a fellow. Put it behind a cut, after a disclaimer about the suicide risk of reading the passage.

  4. 4.

    cathyx

    April 19, 2012 at 5:26 pm

    David Brooks masters anything he puts his mind to. Hahaha

  5. 5.

    John Weiss

    April 19, 2012 at 5:26 pm

    WTF?!

  6. 6.

    schrodinger's cat

    April 19, 2012 at 5:29 pm

    BTW does any one know what happened to Dan Froomkin, a journalist who tried to do his job and was not a sycophant.

  7. 7.

    Villago Delenda Est

    April 19, 2012 at 5:29 pm

    You know, the French figured out a way to deal with this sort of thing a couple centuries back.

  8. 8.

    Zifnab25

    April 19, 2012 at 5:31 pm

    @cathyx: He’s certainly a master debater.

  9. 9.

    schrodinger's cat

    April 19, 2012 at 5:31 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: Shall I start knitting?

  10. 10.

    schrodinger's cat

    April 19, 2012 at 5:33 pm

    To paraphrase Krugman, Bobo is an idiot’s idea of what a smart person sounds like.

  11. 11.

    Amir Khalid

    April 19, 2012 at 5:34 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:
    Froomkin went to the Huffington Post, if I recall correctly, but has hardly made a splash there.

  12. 12.

    serge

    April 19, 2012 at 5:34 pm

    Tautology, anyone?

  13. 13.

    Egg Berry

    April 19, 2012 at 5:36 pm

    I see the nominees are already piling up for the Wanker of Atrios’ Second Decade.

  14. 14.

    PeakVT

    April 19, 2012 at 5:36 pm

    He thought his mastery was politics, but his mastery was actually, whatever he put his mind to.

    But Bradley couldn’t afford Brooks so he hired Clive Crook instead.

  15. 15.

    Mike Furlan

    April 19, 2012 at 5:39 pm

    David Brooks is the acknowledged master of the Applebee’s Salad Bar.

  16. 16.

    schrodinger's cat

    April 19, 2012 at 5:39 pm

    If Brooks is a master of anything, it is lying with a straight face. I would take Rush Limbaugh and Fox News bots spewing bile than umble Mr Brooks any day.

  17. 17.

    schrodinger's cat

    April 19, 2012 at 5:41 pm

    @Amir Khalid: He seems to have disappeared without a trace. That’s what happens when you are not a courtier, I guess.

  18. 18.

    ChristianPinko

    April 19, 2012 at 5:43 pm

    This is like the 21st-century version of that scene in The Graduate where the old guy says to Dustin Hoffman, “PLASTICS.”

  19. 19.

    SatanicPanic

    April 19, 2012 at 5:44 pm

    I agree, Brooks is not a master of politics.

  20. 20.

    jl

    April 19, 2012 at 5:46 pm

    I think the message is that a certain type of person can master one thing and only one thing (‘spin’) and then apply it to everything.

    Being able to do ‘Spin’ is even more versatile than math, since a certain type of math is not useful for everything.

  21. 21.

    Punchy

    April 19, 2012 at 5:46 pm

    Dont understand a single point in this post, but since its from DougJ, I gotta believe its about Sullivan.

  22. 22.

    DonkeyKong

    April 19, 2012 at 5:49 pm

    To quote Master Yoda “Break me a fucking give you will!”

  23. 23.

    the Conster (f/k/a Cat Lady)

    April 19, 2012 at 5:50 pm

    David Bradley wooed Jeffrey Goldberg with a pony. Yes, the wanker Jeffrey Goldberg got a pony. David Bradley’s just not right in the head.

  24. 24.

    Warren Terra

    April 19, 2012 at 5:50 pm

    Other “gems” from the article:

    As part of what he claims is a research project, he mails surveys to editors soliciting intel on local talent supplies, requesting that the editors rank on a scale of one to ten, or distinguish between “exceptional talent” and mere “talent,” lists of names he has culled in prior efforts. He also scouts for career changers: one sad intern spent a summer in the mid-aughts compiling a spreadsheet indicating the location and employment status for every president and vice president of every extracurricular club to have graduated from any of the eight Ivy League schools in the previous decade.

    And in a story that boggles the mind, Bradley claims that his father inspected mass graves in a WWII Nazi Concentration Camp … and then didn’t really think about it until he saw Schindler’s List almost 50 years later. Given that my Grandfather liberated a couple of camps and occasionally woke screaming for decades, I’m skeptical. Also note that Bradley’s father apparently spent those fifty years dedicated to Hippie-Bashing, and worse.

  25. 25.

    jl

    April 19, 2012 at 5:52 pm

    Off topic:

    ‘ Ryan says questions whether bishops’ letter on poverty and GOP budget is real opinion of consensus of bishops.

    Rep. Paul Ryan (R-WI) dismissed the concerns of the U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops in an interview with Fox News on Thursday, after the powerful advocacy group criticized his budget for “failing to meet [the] moral criteria,” of protecting human dignity, prioritizing the needs of the hungry and homeless and promoting the common good. He also suggested that the criticism itself might not represent the Bishops’ consensus view — an insinuation the group directly rejects.

    “These are not all the Catholic bishops, and we respectfully disagree,” Ryan said.

    USCCB spokesman Don Clemmer cleared the air in an email to TPM. “Bishops who chair USCCB committees are elected by their fellow bishops to represent all of the U.S. bishops on key issues at the national level,” he said. “The letters on the federal budget were written by bishops serving in this capacity.” ‘

    Paul Ryan Questions Catholic Bishops’ Opposition To His Budget

    http://tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com/2012/04/paul-ryan-questions-catholic-bishop-opposition-to-his-budget.php?ref=fpnewsfeed

    I guess probably Donohue doesn’t agree?

    The shifty sleazy Ryan would be a good VP choice, maybe. Get along great with Mitt and would repel some voters who can put up with Romney.

  26. 26.

    Steve

    April 19, 2012 at 5:59 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat: It is worth following Froomkin on Facebook. He is still writing good, substantive stuff, mainly at HuffPo.

  27. 27.

    Anthony

    April 19, 2012 at 6:02 pm

    “I want to say just one thing to you David, just one thing:
    Plastics!”

  28. 28.

    Mickey

    April 19, 2012 at 6:05 pm

    So it’s kind of like Seinfeld? Where you write about nothing week after week and make it sound important?

  29. 29.

    Gex

    April 19, 2012 at 6:15 pm

    Their kind of “mastery” is a cardinal sin, isn’t it?

  30. 30.

    JPL

    April 19, 2012 at 6:15 pm

    @Anthony: teeheehee Ain’t that the truth..

  31. 31.

    Spaghetti Lee

    April 19, 2012 at 6:20 pm

    What I’m taking away from this is to not trust any journalists named David.

  32. 32.

    Vixen Strangely

    April 19, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    My brain re-wrote this as, “Has anyone ever told you you’re stunning? Ever do any acting?

    “Ever hear of this movie, The Devil in Miss Jones? It might have been before your time…

    “With the right connections, you could be a real star!”

  33. 33.

    David Koch

    April 19, 2012 at 6:28 pm

    David Weigel, a young and prolific journalist specializing in Republican politics who had recently made a name for himself getting fired and rehired by the same media company within several weeks.

    I don’t understand. Weigel was fired from WaPo and hired by Slate.

    Is Slate owned by WaPo?

  34. 34.

    JPL

    April 19, 2012 at 6:35 pm

    @David Koch: Yes..

  35. 35.

    David Koch

    April 19, 2012 at 6:37 pm

    @JPL: Oh, I didn’t know that. No wonder is sucks so badly.

  36. 36.

    joeyess

    April 19, 2012 at 6:45 pm

    Reminds me of that scene in Broadcast News when, after William Hurt’s character had to do a breaking story with Holly Hunter in his head for the entire piece and after the broadcast, the smarmy news division head is giving a pep talk to all the control room geeks about how this was “so good for Tom and how great Tom was and how they all did such a marvelous job in making Tom great because Tom is sooooo great……”

    Shoot me in the face, please.

  37. 37.

    Warren Terra

    April 19, 2012 at 6:48 pm

    @David Koch:
    No, the sucking of Slate is a far more longstanding, even foundational thing, and existed long before the WaPo bought it. It all comes out from the shallow contrarianism and utter cynicism that was so very treasured by Slate‘s founding editor Michael Kinsley, and his thoroughly sympathetic successors.

    … of course, the shallow contrarian suckiness of Slate doubtless made it seem a good purchase for the WaPo …

  38. 38.

    Suffern ACE

    April 19, 2012 at 6:48 pm

    @David Koch: Yep. Its why its noted “contrarianism” ends up sounding like the things 80% of the mainstream press establishment believes at any given time.

  39. 39.

    Villago Delenda Est

    April 19, 2012 at 6:50 pm

    @Spaghetti Lee:

    Well, David Brinkley wasn’t bad, at all, but he’s gone now.

    “Good night, David”

    “Good night, Chet”

    Just a notch below Uncle Walter.

  40. 40.

    Villago Delenda Est

    April 19, 2012 at 6:52 pm

    @Warren Terra:

    Slate is also the home of wanker runner up Lord Salatan, who can’t grok why the anti-abortion folks can’t get behind preventing abortions with birth control, which is his masterly “solution” to the entire issue.

  41. 41.

    Sad_Dem

    April 19, 2012 at 7:23 pm

    That excerpt reminds me of the Heller novel Good as Gold. There’s a villager character in that who keeps having really stupid conversations with the main character that he seems to think are quite deep, because, you know, he works as an important somebody in Washington. Needless to say, that character is a complete sociopath.

  42. 42.

    Joseph Nobles

    April 19, 2012 at 7:24 pm

    I see your example of the decline of civilization, and raise you Vince Vaughn starring in a feature adaptation of The Rockford Files.

  43. 43.

    The prophet Nostradumbass

    April 19, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    @Joseph Nobles: Oh god, no way.

  44. 44.

    freelancer

    April 19, 2012 at 8:14 pm

    @Anthony:

    I opened up comments on this post just to quote that line from The Graduate. You got there first. :D

  45. 45.

    Rogers

    April 20, 2012 at 2:17 am

    Villagers Ahoy! Just when you think you’ve achieved the appropriate level of cynicism regarding these careerist swine you get blindsided by a little reality update, like a whole new freezer full of bodyparts. New&Improved!-Now with twice the Evil!

  46. 46.

    Deb T

    April 20, 2012 at 11:51 am

    @schrodinger’s cat:

    Froomkin can be found over at HuffPo on occasion. He used to write a column for the Washington Post called White House Watch. I read him all the time.

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