Been a while since we had one. Here is a video of Max doing the ‘dobie walk’ with his friend Bea. Somewhere in their genetic heritage dobermans picked up the idea that they can will themselves invisible if they just move slow enough. Max has a yellow lab friend who can drag on this staring match for the better part of ten minutes.
Chat about whatever.
Mouse Tolliver
Really hoping Romney’s pedophile problem gets more play. Not only is there a VH1 documentary where Ted Nugent brags about his love of underage groupies, but Courtney Love said she had oral sex with Nugent when she was 12-years-old and didn’t even have breasts yet.
Family values, bitches!
AliceBlue
Max is an absolute delight.
gogol's wife
Love it. Love Max’s right ear.
Mouse Tolliver
Really hoping Romney’s pedophile problem gets more play. Not only is there a VH1 documentary where Ted Nugent brags about his love of underage groupies, but Courtney Love said she had oral sex with Nugent when she was 12-years-old and didn’t even have breasts yet.
Family values, bitches!
trollhattan
With that gait, Max is doing a dang good deer imitation. He just needs a pair of enormous swiveling ears to complete the transformation.
AliceBlue
Max is an absolute delight.
gogol's wife
Love it. Love Max’s right ear.
AliceBlue
Max is an absolute delight.
gogol's wife
Love it. Love Max’s right ear.
Yutsano
MAXPUPPEH!!
Decided I really do not want to be at work. Humans are snippy today.
Yutsano
MAXPUPPEH!!
Decided I really do not want to be at work. Humans are snippy today.
Yutsano
MAXPUPPEH!!
Decided I really do not want to be at work. Humans are snippy today.
Suffering in San Jose
Our aussies do the same thing. I think it’s a herding breed thing. (Dobie’s were originally bred as herding dogs.)
More Max!
Labrys
Oh, that was marvelous fun to watch. Dogs crack me up…thanks for the Delight Break of the day!
ruemara
Max is awesome but I covet that frigging camera.
El Tiburon
Ouch. That’s gonna leave a mark.
I think ABL echoed similar sentiments, that her uterus was more important than brown kids a world away.
It’s nice to be king.
jenn
Ha! That was really cute! :-)
boctaoe
All those “cute”s not withstanding, I never stuck around when a doberman was doing that to me, so never saw the “cute”. I was always intimadated. Having been bitten over the years by most breeds, I have reason to run. I do enjoy the pics, though.
Mary
Re: Max’s dobie walk – It’s natural predatory behavior and a version of it shows up in a lot of dogs that have been bred for a specific purpose. The predatory routine of say, a wolf, is to “give eye”, stalk, chase, catch, kill, then eat. Over the years that behavioral instinct has been molded to enhance certain stages of the routine and downplay others. The most obvious example is the working border collie, which typically displays the “give eye”, stalk, and sometimes chase or even catch behaviors, but has been bred to refrain from killing and eating. Pointers and other bird dogs very obviously “give eye,” and will occasionally stalk, but will stop before reaching the chase stage.
Just Some Fuckhead
Funny!
wenchacha
Found
this over at The Big Picture. Play with Bank of America before it gets taken down.
Forum Transmitted Disease
@Mouse Tolliver: This is why Unca Ted caint tour no mores, he keeps sticking his no doubt miniscule Baby Ted into places where it is not legally allowed to be.
Oh yeah, and he can’t stop fucking teenage girls, apparently.
catclub
given that cats can only see contrast by moving their eyes, so that stationary things become invisible. I am voting for a genetic basis to freezing in order for the prey not to see you.
HelpThe99ers
Cue the theme music from Jaws while watching this…
trollhattan
“Even in Liberal California” the fracking frackers rule the roost, protecting precious “trade secrets.”
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/california-politics/2012/04/california-fracking-bill-would-protect-industry-trade-secrets.html
(Remember how long it took to get the surfactant ingredients released during the Gulf Spill?)
Betty Cracker
Looks like the doggies were playing “Stoplight” for awhile there…
gogol's wife
@gogol’s wife:
Sorry about that triple post! FYWP!
Mnemosyne
@HelpThe99ers:
Heh. Our late great kitty Boris loved a good game of peek-a-boo. Though G swears that there was at least one time when Boris kept playing just to humor me because it was so clearly my favorite game.
jayboat
Love the Max photos.
Just heard… R.I.P. Levon.
A Humble Lurker
@El Tiburon:
And as we all know, so goes one random guy on a blog, so goes America.
mick
max goes: right front, left rear, left front, right rear; repeat; repeat.
how does he remember the order? that dog is a genius. i would just trip and fall down if i had 4 legs.
get max started on a drum kit – could be good.
Sarah Pals Around With Pedophiles
@Mouse Tolliver:JAILBAIT
(Written and performed by admitted child predator & Mitt Romney supporter, Ted Nugent).
I’ve got no inhibitions.
So keep your keys out of your ignition.
I steal a car like I got the curse.
I cant resist the old lady’s purse.
Jailbait you look so good to me.
Jailbait wont you set me free.
Jailbait you look fine fine fine.
I know Ive got to have you in a matter of time.
Well I don’t care if youre just thirteen.
You look too good to be true.
I just know that youre probably clean.
There’s one lil’ thing I got do to you.
Jailbait you look so good to me.
Jailbait wont you set me free.
Jailbait you look fine fine fine.
I know Ive got to have you in a matter of time.
So tell your mama that I’m back in town.
She likes us boys when its time to get down.
Shes got this craving for the underage.
I just might be your mama’s brand new rage.
Jailbait you look so good to me.
Jailbait wont you set me free.
Jailbait you look fine fine fine.
I know I got to have you in a matter of time.
Honey you you you look so nice.
Shes young shes tender.
Wont you please surrender.
She’s so fine shes mine.
All the time, all mine mine.
Its all right baby.
Its quite all right I asked your mama.
Wait a minute officer.
Don’t put those handcuffs on me.
Put them on her and Ill share her with you.
http://pedophiles4romney.tumblr.com/post/21401013735/jailbait