Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Peak wingnut was a lie.

Russian mouthpiece, go fuck yourself.

Insiders who complain to politico: please report to the white house office of shut the fuck up.

Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

Roe isn’t about choice, it’s about freedom.

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

Incompetence, fear, or corruption? why not all three?

Motto for the House: Flip 5 and lose none.

Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.

We are aware of all internet traditions.

Hot air and ill-informed banter

It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.

It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.

I really should read my own blog.

Sitting here in limbo waiting for the dice to roll

The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.

Conservatism: there are some people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

Schmidt just says fuck it, opens a tea shop.

They fucked up the fucking up of the fuckup!

No one could have predicted…

They traffic in fear. it is their only currency. if we are fearful, they are winning.

Let us savor the impending downfall of lawless scoundrels who richly deserve the trouble barreling their way.

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  2. 2.

    MattF

    Does this mean that there’s going to be a movement to put Breitbart’s sainted profile on US coinage? Or, at least, rename a few airports?

  3. 3.

    cathyx

    How could he have elicited so much praise? People praise worthy haven’t gotten this much. And he wasn’t even good looking. I don’t get it.

  6. 6.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    Did you hear her rant about Martin Bashir yesterday? What a nasty little xenophobe she is. It must chap her ass that he has more journalistic talent in his pinky than she does in her entire being.

  8. 8.

    Mnemosyne

    @cathyx:

    I’m guessing that, like most people who show up in the media, he was a fun drinking buddy off-camera. That seems to be their primary critereon for declaring someone to be a genius.

  10. 10.

    gaz

    Everyone here realizes that these people will always Recycle our 5 year old cultural waste right?

    They don’t have their own. It’s all hand me downs.

    not to be a hipster or anything…

  12. 12.

    Valdivia

    as an addicted instagrammer I have to say the description of that as a ‘beautiful’ instagram pic gives me agita.

    I am so glad that in all my time in it I have never encountered any crazies. Though a couple of times I was followed by architects who declared their love for Ayn Rand. Needless to say i never followed back.

  13. 13.

    Yutsano

    @Cato: So you can name one good reason to vote for Willard, amirite? Just one firm principle he has? Maybe?

  15. 15.

    jacy

    @efgoldman:

    His parents are off at a velvet painting sale at the Holiday Inn off the interstate and he’s broken into their liquor cabinet. Too much creme de menthe makes him giddy.

  17. 17.

    satanicpanic

    well, I’d rather have that on my wall than that cheesy painting that hannity spent $300K on.

  20. 20.

    AnotherBruce

    Obambi, that is so damn clever, I’ve never heard that one nine hundred times before.

    Hey chump, when Obama took over in January’09 the economy was shedding 800,000 jobs a month. We’ve now had two years in a row of monthly job growth. If you want to look for failure look at the Republican party, they all but destroyed our economy when they were in power. It’s not new, the unregulated free market always fails catastrophically and the government has to bail it out so we don’t go beyond the Thunderdome.

  21. 21.

    gnomedad

    I think it’s some measure of where we are that, until I saw its origin, I wasn’t sure whether this was eulogizing AB or mocking him. An example of Poe’s Law, I guess.

  22. 22.

    Valdivia

    Just installed the new and improved pie filter by Cleek. I love it!! Thank you Cleek. No more Cato.

  23. 23.

    Yutsano

    @Cato: Bzzt. Wrong. It’s not enough to have this be a judgment on Obama’s first term. You also have to prove the replacement will be better. But the fact you have no faith in Willard’s positions is telling.

    (To everyone else: yes I’m bored. Why do you ask?)

  24. 24.

    satanicpanic

    @Baud: Yeah, probably. What I don’t get is that it doesn’t really come up with any clever or novel arguments. If it were a Slate style contrarian troll, that at least would be interesting. But it’s obviously just cut and pasting the most boring pronouncements from Crossroads GPS. I don’t get the need to respond, though I have at times.

  26. 26.

    beltane

    Can something be done about Cato the Lesser? Trolling is one thing, and can be tolerated to a degree, but spamming the thread is something else entirely.

  27. 27.

    Hill Dweller

    @Cato: Correction: This will be a referendum on Obama’s ability to rescue us from Republicans’ failed economic, foreign and environmental policies.

  28. 28.

    Matoko Borgia-Steeler

    Looks more like Lenin with a halo to me. Could Donor Leech be trying to tell us something?

  35. 35.

    Matoko Borgia-Steeler

    Anyone else think Mittlet feels just a little unsure of his place in the affection of the GOOPER Faith Brigades:

    http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/04/20/romney-asks-gop-delegates-to-sign-pledge-but-some-refuse/

    Members of the Republican National Committee gathering in Arizona were invited to meet with Mitt Romney in private Friday and have their pictures taken with the presumptive GOP nominee, but there was a price of admission: loyalty.
    RNC members and state GOP chairmen were welcomed into the private reception only after signing a form pledging to support Romney as a delegate to the national convention in Tampa.

  36. 36.

    dmsilev

    Apparently Andrew Breitbart’s legacy is to have his “work” continued by Internet trolls that would lose a battle of wits with your common household fern.

    Fitting.

  38. 38.

    dmsilev

    @Matoko Borgia-Steeler: Wow. He’s really insecure. I mean, it’s not like RNC insiders are going to suddenly declare their love for Ron Paul or something, so why insult them now that the primary is effectively over.

  39. 39.

    gaz

    We’re setting the tone for the campaign between now and the convention

    And the tone they’ve decided on is dog-whistle.

    Let us know how that works out for you.

    Actually don’t. We’ll be too busy laughing at Romney’s concession speech to actually bother even pretending to listen to you.

  40. 40.

    cathyx

    Everyone should feel sorry for Cato because his candidate is Romney. Imagine having to promote that.

  41. 41.

    Matoko Borgia-Steeler

    @dmsilev:

    I suspect they were afraid that Sarah Palin might try and sneak in disguised as a moderate lunatic.

  44. 44.

    dmsilev

    @cathyx: I hope he/she/it is at least getting paid some small chunk of that UNLIMITED CORPORATE CASH. It would be very un-Republican to be doing all this for free.

  45. 45.

    beltane

    @Cato: I am feeling threatened by OIW (a cross between Oy and Oink?) the way I feel threatened when I get ads pop up here for Christian dating sites. You’re just panhandling, like some down-on-his luck guy standing on a highway median dressed in a chicken suit holding up a “Going out of Business. Everything Must Go!” sign.

    If we throw you some coins will you go buy yourself a bottle of Old Grandad and be on your way?

  47. 47.

    RD

    @efgoldman:

    Cole why don’t you ban it now

    He won’t. Allowing wingnuts to shit in his house is apparently some sort of moral victory.

  49. 49.

    beltane

    @dmsilev: I hope Mitt Romney will at least have the decency to make Cato one of Ann’s sister-wives and buy him/her a few Cadillacs for its troubles.

  50. 50.

    beltane

    It seems that Chuck Colson has just died. Since I will not speak ill of the dead, I offer no further comment.

  51. 51.

    Matoko Borgia-Steeler

    @beltane:

    I reckon Cato volunteered to be the harem doorman, and is only just figuring out what that means for his small white dangly bits.

  52. 52.

    cathyx

    Now where were we? Weren’t we talking about Colin Farrell’s ruddily handsome Celtic features or something?

  53. 53.

    Bago

    DNS cache poisoning is getting out of control. Sure, Anonymous launched an attack, but the delay in implementing DNSSEC is troubling.

  57. 57.

    Amir Khalid

    @Cato:
    Andrew Breitbart was a liar, a slanderer, and a patron of liars and slanderers. No one mourns him but his fellow right-wing partisans. And apparently not even all of his fellow right-wing partisans: Our newly-renymed VICTORY! troll is so busy hijacking this thread to spam Mitt’s new anti-Obama site that he fails to show the proper respect owed a fallen comrade in polemics. Shame on you.

  58. 58.

    gaz

    Lol, this from someone who supports a candidate who ate dog meat

    ……………..

    * ahem *

    BAWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH… wipes tears… BWHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,

    no but seriously man. That’s all you have? You hit like a girl.

    I’ve eaten dog. I’ve eaten cow tongue (and brain). I’ve eaten entrails. I’m willing to bet I’ve eaten cat at some point or another.

    And that’s just going to mexico.

    So what?

  59. 59.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    @Cato:

    Rallies. Huge rallies, that’s what you need. Lotsa rallies! Rallies of hundreds of thousands of people, maybe millions, neatly standing in columns, raptly paying attention to the speaker. Rallies with a huge podium out in front, some big Freedom Flags draped behind it and a frothy-mouthed patriot out front, exhorting the crowd toward ever greater glory in the name of the Homeland.

    Get to it now because you are wasting your time trying to convince anyone here that Mitt and the Repukes are The Final Solution.

    We already know it.

  60. 60.

    Argive

    @Cato:

    Give me a reason to vote for Romney that isn’t “well, he isn’t Obama.” Can you give me one?

  61. 61.

    Matoko Borgia-Steeler

    @Odie Hugh Manatee:

    and some frothy-mouthed patriot out front

    Please, don’t mention froth and Republicans. You’ll get TACO OhIWish all hot and bothered thinking about the candidate he REALLY wanted to get behind.

  65. 65.

    Jennifer

    I like this image better, particularly when it’s used as shown at TBogg’s a few weeks ago, where it was pasted to the door of a portapotty.

    I think we should all print off copies of it, and paste them over the toilets in every public restroom we go into. Because wherever there’s shit, there’s Breitbart.

  66. 66.

    gaz

    @Odie Hugh Manatee: Godwin called. He says you are invading his personal space.

    Nah, but your basic point stands. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23X14HS4gLk

    Above is an old army propaganda film produced in ’47. It’s called Don’t Be A Sucker.

    It outlines the republican strategy employed by the wealthy to keep the rubes in line. I think they called it the southern strategy, at one point. “Obama eats dog” is another “othering” dog-whistle.

    I know people fall for it. We call them the 27%’ers. The problem is that they are so blissfully lacking in self-awareness that they don’t realize the rest of the country is sort of past this nonsense, already. It’s stark desperation.

    He knows it. Taco’s MO is pure petty tribalism. It’d be funny that he thinks shilling this message will do anything for Romney’s prospects, if he were not so fucking annoying and repetitive about it.

  67. 67.

    danielx

    @Cato:

    We’re setting the tone for the campaign between now and the convention…

    “We”?!?? As in collective action applied in the political arena? What’re you, some kind of union-supporting socialist? With a name like Cato, you’re supposed to be a Randian rugged individualist superhero who scorns the political process. Actually I am surprised, because many Republicans don’t believe in the democratic process unless it produces the results they want. Clinton? Not a legitimate president – Vince Foster! Keyboardgate! Blowjobs! Imperial Presidency! And he was mean to Newticles! Obama? FAR from a legitimate president, and a blackKenyanislamofascistsoshulist imposter to boot. And he’s weak and incompetent AND an incredibly capable sinister schemer who plays eleven dimensional chess to achieve his long term goals. Also, too, he’s black. Did I mention he’s black?

    The only thing I’m feeling threatened by in regard to you and your compatriots is potentially contagious idiocy, and I’m too tired to be polite this weekend. So why don’t you go take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut…?

  70. 70.

    Hal

    @Argive:

    Give me a reason to vote for Romney that isn’t “well, he isn’t Obama.” Can you give me one?

    Exactly. I have yet to hear any Republican offer anything other than Romney not being Obama. They have no other reason to vote for Romney.

    Also, OIW is really lame and not very engaging. Besides, Mitt starts off every speech with “Sure the economy has improved since Obama took office, but…”

    Not much of a selling point.

  71. 71.

    Karl The Crap Blog Detective

    Can you people please use reply feature properly when feeding the trolls? Then I don’t have to see your comments either.

  74. 74.

    Matoko Borgia-Steeler

    @D-boy:

    I still think it looks more like Lenin, although from some angles it could almost be Andrew Sullivan.

  76. 76.

    JoyfulA

    Romney hasn’t worked in at least 5 years, which is good, because when he did “work,” his work amounted to wrecking companies, firing people, and creating ghost towns.

  78. 78.

    dmsilev

    @Hal:

    Also, OIW is really lame and not very engaging.

    Acronyms are certainly very catchy and make great slogans.

    Mittbot really is the stereotype of the modern businessman personified. I can’t wait until he unleashes his secret weapon: The anti-Obama PowerPoint presentation. It has animations and bullet points and 3-D graphics and everything!

  81. 81.

    wiscomom

    @Cato: There’s a little problem with your #OIW…I read it as saying something positive…”Obama IS Working”. You can’t visualize/hear the negative part of your message. Good luck with that!

  82. 82.

    Tonal Crow

    We’ve simply got to force Republicans to “stop raping the people”, because Orcs don’t stop raping all by themselves.

    ETA: Please don’t feed the troll.

  84. 84.

    Jennifer

    @Violet: Loesch is a moron, and owes her career to being lifted out of obscurity by Breitbart to serve as one of his Attack Muppets. Since she has the usual lack of self-awareness possessed by all of the truly stupid, it’s a given that she considers Breitbart a great man because he recognized her “genius.” So it’s not surprising at all that she’d waste time generating this kind of dreck. What it shows more than anything else is that she’s as crappy an artist (even with the digital assist) as she is a pundit.

  86. 86.

    Schlemizel

    @Argive:
    I can give you several
    He believes in magic underpants!
    His grandfather ran away from America so he could marry a stable of women!
    He took the $200,000,000 his daddy left him & managed to quadruple it in a mere 40 years!
    He knows how to pronounce ‘dressage’ without giggling like a school girl!
    Whatever your position is on any issue Willard had it at least once, recently!
    He has been running for some office for the last 20 years and he even won one once!
    He knows the chorus to ‘Who Let the Dogs Out”!

    The one thing all those have in common, like every other thing in Willards life – they do not qualify him to be President of the US. Thank Pasta it is a job he will never hold

  88. 88.

    Matoko Borgia-Steeler

    @Violet:

    “We” is legion. How Taco gets a whole 6,000 burly, hairy, tunic-wearing Roman men between his ears, I really don’t want to know.

  89. 89.

    Jennifer

    @Cato: Allentown, PA?

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Whoo, that’s rich, given that it’s only been 30 frickin’ YEARS since Billy Joel immortalized the death of Allentown…thanks to Reagan economics. I guess Obama time-travelled back to 1985 to destroy Allentown, just like he time-travelled back to 1961 to plant those birth announcements in Hawaii newspapers, amirite?

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You’re killing us, man.

  92. 92.

    Violet

    @wiscomom:
    This is how people read and take in info. The slogan is “Obama Isn’t Working”. What people hear or see is “Obama Working”. The “isn’t” just disappears from the slogan visually. That’s message fail number one.

    The second problem is if Romney is surrounded by signs that say “Obama”. You always want to promote your own name as a candidate, not the other guy’s. Even though Obama’s name is theoretically linked to something negative, it’s still reinforcing Obama’s name. That’s a massive fail for the campaign. Fail number two.

  95. 95.

    lamh35

    Didn’t CNN suspend Roland Martin over his tweet during the SuperBowl.

    And yet as much shit as this Loesch woman says, has she been suspended from CNN yet?

  96. 96.

    Violet

    @karen marie:
    I thought you had to sign some pledge even to be in the audience at one of his campaign stops or something. Non-Republicans weren’t welcome. Yay, Democracy!

  98. 98.

    Jebediah

    @wiscomom:
    The thing, too, is that no one doubts that Obama is working very hard. Reagan and Bush Jr. were mocked for their laziness, but not Pres. Obama. So I think you are right – a lot of people will perceive it as “Obama Is Working.” GOP obstructionism is no secret, either, so I also think a big chunk of the electorate knows why Obama hasn’t had more success.
    I think this could backfire as badly as the whole dogmeat thing – no sane person thinks that a child being fed dogmeat is the same as an adult choosing to torture the family pet for twelve hours.
    Just more campaign fail from the Mitt Mondale camp.

  99. 99.

    Hill Dweller

    An unemployed candidate is accusing the President of the United States of not working. You guys are fucking geniuses.

  100. 100.

    Jennifer

    Obambi is appropriate, because Bambi’s mother got shot by a hunter, while Obama took out Osama bin Laden in less than 2 years…something Bush failed to accomplish in over 7 years. Yes, the resemblance there is remarkable…

  102. 102.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    @gaz: “Godwin called. He says you are invading his personal space.”

    If he calls back please tell him that it was an unavoidable intrusion.

    Oh, and tell him thanks for the Law. :)

    SurReality UnCheckEd is tiresome but fun to poke at once in a while.

    But only when I’m really bored.

    @efgoldman:

    Damn, it’s always something! I’ll try harder next time. ;)

  103. 103.

    gaz

    @Matoko Borgia-Steeler:

    I like Obama Is Wonderful. Or maybe Obama Is Winning.

    no, I’m pretty sure it’s Newt or maybe Cain that’s #Winning.

    How about, Obama In Wonderland, Onan Is Whistling, or Old In Whitecastle. All great names for bands/albums – okay maybe the latter two. IMO. I think Taco started something. =) heh

  104. 104.

    Mnemosyne

    @Cato:

    You mean this Allentown, PA?

    Yes, clearly any problems Allentown has are all Obama’s fault since people have been lamenting the death of the town for over 20 years now. Damn that Obama and his Tardis!

  105. 105.

    Amir Khalid

    Off-topic for some happier news:
    Robin Gibb has come out of a week-long coma, according to the BBC, and is showing signs of recovery as he battles colon and liver cancer.

  106. 106.

    Jennifer

    @Violet: I really like the “The American auto industry is alive, and Osama bin Laden is dead” line.

    The first part is a reminder of how disastrously misguided the Republican “party of fiscal responsibility” economic policies are; the second one knocks the stuffing out of their “party of national security” claims.

    Plus, it highlights the fact that if Rmoney had his way, we would no longer have an auto industry.

  108. 108.

    Mnemosyne

    Hmm. Perhaps this Romney campaign is even more devious than we thought, and by bringing up Allentown, PA, they’re trying to get people to remember the Reagan years.

    Pity they chose one of the most notorious plant closings of the Reagan years to do it, but I guess you have to make lemonade with the rotting lemons you were given, or something.

  109. 109.

    Matoko Borgia-Steeler

    @Jennifer:

    To be fair, DeepFried Caligula did wrestle with a pretzel for all our sakes. Admittedly, he lost that war too….

  110. 110.

    Hill Dweller

    @Cato: Actually, Obama has taken a historically low number of vacations.

    So now we’re going to keep track of the First Lady’s vacations? Do you realize how pathetic you sound?

    Again, your candidate is unemployed, and has been for most of the last 20 years. Romney isn’t working.

    You’ve got nothin’.

  111. 111.

    karen marie

    @Jebediah:

    an adult choosing to torture the family pet for twelve hours.

    It was more than once, for twelve hours. According to Ann Rmoney, the dog knew what it meant when the crate came out. I don’t doubt that Seamus got “excited” at the sight.

  112. 112.

    Amir Khalid

    @Jennifer:
    This was actually a good thing; it lessened the damage George Walker Bush did from the Oval Office by that much.

  113. 113.

    General Stuck

    If I remember correctly, there were wingnuts, and even some dems saying early on, Obama was doing too much, too ambitious, etc…, which was their way of saying how did he pass the largest stimulus bill in history and we couldn’t stop it. Ditto for HCR, consumer protection agency, repeal DADT, and the list goes on.

    This is slinging shit against the wall time, to see what wingnut meme sticks. They can’t use flip flop flip flop, Obama was against it before he was for it. Or else Romney would turn into Tinkerbell,. The frustrati will grow from this teflon presnit, until one or more wingnuts do something really crazy.

  115. 115.

    JPL

    wtf.. letting the trolls win? Don’t feed them and they will stay under the bridge in which they came. They are ignorant assholes. Really. Tax cuts..tax cuts..tax cuts.. As if Mitt needs another 100 million while folks starve..
    Anyone with an ounce of intelligence can recognize that Bush had the biggest tax cuts of all and when he left office the economy was on a cliff.

  117. 117.

    Jennifer

    Seriously, this is how stupid this OIW slogan is – the rebuttal to it is, “oh…so, the guy whose tax rate is only 13.9% on millions of income because he’s not employed is claiming that someone else “isn’t working”? This guy hasn’t worked in years; he’s just sat back and lived off the interest on the fortune he made by throwing American workers out of jobs.”

    If they’d thought about it even a little bit, they would have realized this wasn’t where they want to go.

  118. 118.

    Mnemosyne

    @Hill Dweller:

    Wait, I’ve got this one thanks to the comments at Yahoo! News — Bush wasn’t really on vacation whenever he visited his ranchette in Texas because it was, like, his house.

    However, every time Obama visits Honolulu or Chicago, that counts as a vacation, not a visit home, because shut up, that’s why.

  120. 120.

    Amir Khalid

    @JPL:
    This particular troll persists in wandering out from under the bridge and exposing itself to passers-by.

  122. 122.

    Jebediah

    @Cato:
    100 rounds of golf? Heavens to Betsy! How many months of vacation has he taken?

    Oh – “Moochelle?” Great way to defuse your side’s well-noted hostility to women. Just like with the dog issue, though, every non-insane person can see that the FLOTUS is fit, attractive, smart, and decent. Good luck changing that image.

  125. 125.

    Matoko Borgia-Steeler

    @Cato:

    Two words: Rick Scott.

    Another felon and Medicare fraudster marching proudly under the Greedy Old Pedophile banner with Ted Nugent, Sarah Palin, Dubya, Mittens and the rest of the dunce-phalanx.

  126. 126.

    The prophet Nostradumbass

    Pitcher named Humber just threw a perfect game for the White Sox against the Mariners.

  131. 131.

    General Stuck

    @dmsilev:

    Colson wasn’t the only watergate crook to get religion when he got out of prison. I was still living in Lexington, KY in the early nineties when Jeb Magruder parachuted into that city as the pastor of a Presbyterian church. The church was downtown and right next to the city library at the time, and I would walk right past the church for frequent library visits. He was much lower key than Colson, the tightass fascist that kept the saying on his WH office wall that read “Grab them by the balls, and their hearts and minds will follow” apparently an ode to Vietnam policy at that time.

  134. 134.

    dmsilev

    @Jebediah: “Moochelle” is a Rush-Limbaugh-ism. He’s used the term several times.

    And, please sit down before you read this, none of the people who were shocked!, shocked! about Hillary Rosen’s statement have yet to weigh in on Limbaugh’s behavior.

  135. 135.

    quannlace

    Let’s also take a look at how hard Florida has been hit by Obamanomics.

    No, that would be due to it’s asshole Governor

  138. 138.

    SiubhanDuinne

    @gaz:

    I jes’ LOVE that all these GOPers carrying on about their news flash that OMGObamaAteDogMeat conveniently ignore that (a) he was a little kid, under 10 anyhow and maybe younger, (b) his stepfather served it to him and Obama didn’t like it (“it was tough”), and (c) Obama himself broke this bombshell shocker of a story 17 fucking years ago.

    They may try to keep this going the way they’ve massaged the TelePrompTer meme for four years, but it’ll have just about as much effect. (Actually, I’d love to see POTUS crack a joke about it at the next White House Correspondents’ Association dinner.)

  140. 140.

    Mnemosyne

    @Amir Khalid:

    That happened to me in Westwood one time. Homeless guy standing right on the corner of Gayley and Wilshire, wanking away. I don’t think he even noticed me.

    (Speaking of wankers, the LAPD cops I flagged down to see if they could, you know, make the guy put his pants back on were far more upset that I stepped one foot into the street to talk to them than they were by the public obscenity during rush hour on one of the busiest streets in LA. Jackasses.)

  141. 141.

    SiubhanDuinne

    DougJ, I love the thread title.

    If you wanted to go for the false equivalence thing, though, you could do “Loesch is Moore.”

  144. 144.

    gaz

    @SiubhanDuinne: me too.

    Shit, he could have ate dog a week ago, I really don’t care. I grew up quite some time ago – and I’m well aware that much of the world has fascinating and sometimes unsettling cuisine. A friend of mine has this old Brit “cookbook”. It reads like the Devil’s Dictionary of Dining, but I think it was done seriously. Anyway. Weak sauce. Seriously weak sauce. No matter the timeline. It’s patently stupid on it’s face, as far as I’m concerned. Doesn’t even strike me as negative. I doubt many people who have traveled a bit (especially to the east) feel much different. Shit, half of my immediate family is Filipino.

  145. 145.

    Jebediah

    @JPL:
    Prolly, but I wish he would stay under his bridge to do that.

    And now I am off to the driveway to see a bike about changing it’s sparkplugs.

  149. 149.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    @Cato:

    You fucking Ditto Head, have you ever thought that calling FLOTUS “Moochelle” is possibly the most racist thing you could ever do? I am sure that the Romney campaign will be delighted to have you as their spokesperson.

    Oh and while I am at it, Obama has $100 million on hand, Romney has $12 million. Talk to me all day about your “unlimited corporate cash” bitch.

  151. 151.

    Hill Dweller

    I jes’ LOVE that all these GOPers carrying on about their news flash that OMGObamaAteDogMeat conveniently ignore that (a) he was a little kid, under 10 anyhow and maybe younger, (b) his stepfather served it to him and Obama didn’t like it (“it was tough”), and© Obama himself broke this bombshell shocker of a story 17 fucking years ago.

    Their desperate attempt to make it relevant now is a tacit admission the dog on car story was hurting Willard.

  152. 152.

    Mnemosyne

    @arguingwithsignposts:

    Yep, that’s why he’s back under a new nym — because he literally doesn’t have anything else to do on a Saturday afternoon.

    Me, I’m heading out to the bike shop to get the doodad I need to attach a back rack to my new bike, and maybe some Pinkberry while I’m out and about.

  153. 153.

    Tonal Crow

    Trolls ain’t trollin’ that there birth certificate thing ‘nuf these here days. We need ta’ hear lots moar ’bout that!

  154. 154.

    Violet

    @Hill Dweller:
    The dog on the car thing is such a vivid image for anyone who has or has had a pet. A responsible pet owner just wouldn’t do such a thing. It’s easy to see how it adds to the impression of Mitt as an out of touch, unfeeling, hurt-anyone-to-save-a-buck kind of guy.

  155. 155.

    j

    Where’s the coke spoon and booze bottle?

    She could have just posted a picture of an asshole and be done with it instead of wasting all that time on “art”.

  157. 157.

    Amir Khalid

    @SiubhanDuinne:
    I think the idea they’re trying to plant in people’s minds is that to this day, POTUS disguises himself to scour the animal shelters of Washington DC looking for juicy, plump goggies, not unlike Raja Bersiong (The Fanged King) of Malay legend. Them furriners and their strange, creepy ways…

    You have to give them credit for being more creative than they were with the TelePrompTer thing.

  159. 159.

    Bubblegum Tate

    @Mnemosyne:

    Wait, I’ve got this one thanks to the comments at Yahoo! News—Bush wasn’t really on vacation whenever he visited his ranchette in Texas because it was, like, his house.

    The wingnuts I know go one better: Not only was it NOT a vacation, it was BETTER than being in the White House because “he could get work done without all the distractions of Washington.”

    Pretty amazing, huh?

  162. 162.

    Amir Khalid

    @Bubblegum Tate:
    And the President’s work is to … pretend he’s a cowboy? Truly, George Walker Bush was a man of groundbreaking — well, brush-clearing, anyway — political vision.

  164. 164.

    Schlemizel

    BTW – I have mentioned this here before. I have eaten dog. Had a gig that took me to Hong Kong & a work friend asked me to look in on his parents. They treated me better than my own family! When they found out I really loved Chinese food they made sure I had many exotic meals. 5 snake stew (Although I wish he had not insisted I have the gall bladder/booze drink when he picked out the snakes.

    He asked if I wanted to try dog & said they ate it occasionally. I said sure. We talked a lot about politics (this was pre-return to the mainland). Something he said really struck me “You know we fought a war where the West forced us to keep opium legal but told us eating dog was immoral”

  165. 165.

    Clime Acts

    @Baud:

    Same here, but I try to do better to set an example for others.

    Do you think anyone gives a shit whether you respond to one commenter or another?

    Oh, you do…

  166. 166.

    gaz

    @SiubhanDuinne: It doesn’t have to be a secret.

    If Obama wants to remove the poorer component of Romney’s base of support he just has to ask his wife to run a public service campaign against eating arsenic.

    Done and done. We’d be free of the 27%’ers by october at the latest.

  167. 167.

    Bubblegum Tate

    @Amir Khalid:

    Well, when I asked them what work, exactly, Bush got done there, they told me to perform an auto-erotic act and conjectured about my mother. So I guess that answer is still pending.

  168. 168.

    SiubhanDuinne

    @Amir Khalid:

    Robin Gibb has come out of a week-long coma, according to the BBC, and is showing signs of recovery as he battles colon and liver cancer.

    Thanks for sharing this news. I wish him well.

  169. 169.

    Xecky Gilchrist

    @Mnemosyne: Orrin Hatch got primaried. Hah!

    Ha! Mr. “18 years is long enough” finally hits a speedbump after 36 years in office? LOL

    Of course, the downside is that whoever wins that primary wins the seat. Utah is stupid like that, and I’ve lived there (here) long enough to know.

  172. 172.

    FlipYrWhig

    This dog meat strategy is destined to be remembered as the same level of political genius as waving tire pressure gauges in the air for months.

  174. 174.

    Clime Acts

    Reading thru this thread, it really is striking how so many of the Juicebots are completely UNABLE to prevent themselves from responding to commenters who annoy them; in this case Cato.

    Thus the constant screeching for BANNING!

    Why are you weirdos incapable of self restraint? It’s not difficult to ignore someone online.

    An interesting symptom of some sort of common online pathology, I imagine…

    Also entertaining: The Bots who pretend to be pie filtering commenters they claim to loathe. I call bullshit. A filter would prevent the opportunity for cries of outrage and the chance to indulge in self righteous venom.

  177. 177.

    Cacti

    Here’s an easy slogan to hang on R-money.

    Romney is Bush’s third term.

    Tax cuts for the rich + war with Iran.

    That’s his platform.

  180. 180.

    piratedan

    well anyways Bruce Lee is dead and wants his character name back…. wait you mean it was Kato not Cato… well at least what was in here has been more relevant than anything that troll had to say

    IOW – Imminent Online Wonkage

  181. 181.

    Chyron HR

    @Clime Acts:

    #OBAMASANIG

    I, for one, am shocked to discover that the giant ad blitz you’ve been threatening us with for months has turned out to consist of… a Twitter hashtag.

    But then again, Romney can’t compete with the hundreds of millions that the unions are throwing against him. Romney publicly admitted that he’s got nothing like that on his side. Who could have expected that your endless howls of UNLIMITED KOCHS IN YOUR FACE were not necessarily accurate?

  182. 182.

    Amir Khalid

    @Clime Acts:
    No, no, Timmy, that’s not it at all. See, you Trolls are part of the entertainment around here. The deal is, you guys show up with the usual incoherent babble, and then we mock you for sport.

    Sure, from time to time a Troll goes a bit overboard and there’s no alternative but for John Cole to sort him out. Usually with a two-day time-out, but sometimes, alas, with the BanHammer. But even that’s not, like, forever; a quick change of nym and boom, you’re back among the adoring fans. So chill.

  184. 184.

    Shalimar

    @Cato: Because Obama’s “failed economic record” is a stunningly positive achievement compared to the mountain of catastrophe that came before him which Republicans want to take us back to? Just guessing that is it.

  185. 185.

    Spaghetti Lee

    @Cato:

    I know it’s late but: hey scumbag, the economy would be better if you Teabagger traitors didn’t keep trying to destroy it because you know it will help you get elected. The only thing that’s failed is your Randian everybody-bow-to-the-corporations bullshit. That’s what caused the recession.

  186. 186.

    quannlace

    Ummm, has there been any news about Breitbert’s cause of death?
    (And please avoid the obvious jokes.)

  190. 190.

    gaz

    @Chyron HR: Wrong troll. The one you responded to is the pedophile troll. AKA Kola Noscopy.

    Satire V is here too, but he goes by Taco now. He’s the one that likes KOCH in his face, as you say ;) *, and mountains of unlimited corporate pudding.

  192. 192.

    darkmatter

    @Clime Acts: Poor Timmy is So Mad about…something. Why don’t you go outside and enjoy the fresh air instead of hanging around here?

  195. 195.

    Joseph Nobles

    @quannlace: Heart attack. Some heart disease discovered. There was a bit of alcohol in his system, on the order of wine with dinner, nothing else.

    He just fell down dead.

  196. 196.

    Matoko Borgia-Steeler

    Anyone else noticed that the Red Sox have apparently blown a 9-0 lead? It’s now 15-9 to Satan’s pinstriped children.

  198. 198.

    gaz

    @Lojasmo: He didn’t flat out admit it. When I confronted Clime Acts about comments he made as Kola Noscopy – advocating for statutory rape, mind you – he said he stood by them. I’m not sure he’ll admit to being KN if asked directly, but if he’s trying to hide it, he’s stupid.

    The juvenile sexual nature of each nick (chosen like a 4th grader exploring some exciting new vulgarities) was what clued me in in the first place. He’s a one trick pony, and the formula is fairly easy to work out.

  199. 199.

    SiubhanDuinne

    @Lojasmo:

    I seriously need to get a troll-notepad or something.

    I’ve thought for quite a while that some kind of Troll Taxonomy, placed up there alongside the BJ Lexicon, would be useful. Some front pager would have to volunteer to keep it evergreen, though, they change nyms so often.

  205. 205.

    Matoko Borgia-Steeler

    @gaz:

    “Mitt Romney – he brings six sets of car keys to the wife-swapping party!”

  207. 207.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    All the talk about Obama eating dog reminded me that we’re having Korean BBQ tonite and I needed to take the meat out of the freezer. Eh, it’s beef not dog.

  209. 209.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    @Mnemosyne:

    This caught my eye:

    Hatch once again denigrated the “outside groups” that have been involved in this race. (FreedomWorks, which is backing Liljenquist, has invested significantly in an opposition effort to Hatch.) “They’re just vicious and awful and they don’t tell the truth. And that’s been really hard for me to take,” Hatch said.

    Hatch is angry at “outside groups” that are working against him? Now that’s rich. The guy whose party is driven by little more than “outside groups” saying that really takes the cake.

    I bet if anyone were to dig a little into past statements Hatch has made, I’m sure they will find at least one (and probably more) positive statements about some drivel being shoved by The Armey of Dicks FreedumbWerks or the other “outside groups” that are now working against him. They brought this on themselves by courting the crazy fuckers that are taking over ‘their party’.

    I predict popcorn shortages this summer and fall.

  211. 211.

    Feebog

    Dear mr. Cole:

    Would it be possible for you to contact Rent-a-Troll and see about an upgrade? The current stable of trolls they provided you are broken. One keeps spouting the same lines of gibberish and the other seems to have trouble understanding the whole concept of troll mocking. Thank you, your faithful contributor currently on vacation in Cabo San Lucas,

    feebog

  212. 212.

    El Cid

    This is just so pathetic and weird. Some race-baiting huckster fraud — literally, the videos were fake and lies — as their new Che / John Lennon / Mandela.

  214. 214.

    Matoko Borgia-Steeler

    @Odie Hugh Manatee:

    “They’re just vicious and awful and they don’t tell the truth. And that’s been really hard for me to take,” Hatch said.

    35 years of appeasing ignorant, hateful bigots – and it still wasn’t good enough. I don’t know where I can find a violin small enough to play the appropriate melody.

  215. 215.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    @quannlace:

    In an elaborate wingnut ceremony full of pomp and circumstance (read: cigars and cash), Breitbart laid himself out on a Satanic altar and sacrificed his life to give his soulless heart to Dick Cheney.

    You heard it here.

    @Matoko Borgia-Steeler:

    Yup, I’ve never seen a sub-atomic violin. Looks like he doesn’t get a melody to go with his fine whine.

  217. 217.

    gbear

    @Clime Acts:

    Reading thru this thread, it really is striking how so many of the Juicebots are completely UNABLE to prevent themselves from responding to commenters who annoy them

    Haha. The irony, it overwhelms.

  218. 218.

    Matoko Borgia-Steeler

    http://tbogg.firedoglake.com/2012/04/21/andrew-breitbart-not-killed-by-acorn-deathdrone-or-was-he/

    According the the Los Angeles Chief Medical Examiner Lakshmanan Sathyavaglswaran, 43 year-old Andrew Breitbart died of heart failure and “hypertrophic cardiomyopathy with focal coronary atheroscerosis”, which is thickening of the heart muscle and hardening of the arteries for those who don’t speak Sathyavaglswaran-ish.So, if you had “killed by space toxin developed at Area 51 and delivered by Kenyan blow-dart” in your office pool, you might want to put off that road trip to Vegas because “I’m on a hot streak”.

  219. 219.

    El Cid

    I’m not sure about these cookies. They don’t look like you made them. Did you make those cookies? You didn’t, did you. No, no. They came from the local 7/11 bakery or where ever.

    This is the offering you give to me? This doesn’t seem to me a quality offering. I don’t think you sacrificed much for this. Did you? Did you sacrifice much to offer this to me? No, no, I don’t think you did.

    Seems sort of underwhelming for a jealous God. You didn’t pray and kneel to me before giving me these, did you? Did you brush blood upon yourself before wailing at what fate I hold in my hand for you and your puny little community? Did you? You didn’t, did you. No, no, I don’t think you did.

  221. 221.

    Suffern ACE

    I am not certain what Rove was thinking about this catch phrase. I know he’s supposed to attack Obama’s strengths. I am assuming that he remembers how the dems trotted out the vacation theme against his client, but it didn’t work until catrina. It’s almost as if he’s attempting to rehabilitate his former bosses reputation rather than help his candidate. I mean look at how much time veraytas has spent explaing it. Yeah, but when your supporters have to do that, youre not actually landing punches. Instead your coming off as a raving lunatic. Look at this fact, look at that fact, oh you’ll really be mad about this…it’s what film flam artists peddle.

  223. 223.

    gaz

    And for the truth in advertising entry:

    #OIW – Obama Isn’t White

    Because we all know what this is really about.

  224. 224.

    gbear

    @El Cid: Now please just sign this oath of fealty and join the other minions in the waiting room until I find some further use for you.

    The donation box is over there.

  225. 225.

    Suffern ACE

    No matter what happens to me the rest of the day, at least I didn’t blow a nine run lead.

  226. 226.

    Matoko Borgia-Steeler

    @gaz:

    Funnily enough, the hashtag originally belonged to .. drumroll..

    Oslo Innovation Week

    Doesn’t sound like a devastating political slogan to me, but the right-wing critters are indeed a strange, lonely, damp-handed clan.

  228. 228.

    Brendan in NC

    Yikes – this on top of seeing some wingnut in a bar here in Charlotte with a Remember Breitbart T-shirt last night…I just had to roll my eyes when I saw it.

    And though I skipped through most of the trollfest – Cato – this is for you:

    http://youtu.be/OC5Ldo1DjGk?t=2m52s

  230. 230.

    gaz

    @Matoko Borgia-Steeler: Christ. Every time I start to think that maybe I’m just a bit of an asshole for believing the worst in people, shit like this happens.

    I should remember the name. Eventually he’ll either have a radio show, or a show on fox, or he’ll end up being the RNC chair someday.

  231. 231.

    jl

    That horrid visage, staring out from the blog for hour after hour after hour. Please, make it stop!

    And, what, no Sharks thread? I thought this was a full service blog.

    The Blues are exhausted from winning so much, and the drama is about to begin, as soon as somebody can score.

    Edit: thanks for heads up that the Oslo mass murderer has at least one US fan. Wonder how many more?

  232. 232.

    Matoko Borgia-Steeler

    @gaz:

    We live in a world where Dana Loesch is a “journalist” and Mitt Romney’s various little swindles haven’t landed him in jail – or at least in the stocks. Someone voluntarily married Ann Althouse.

    When I consider these facts, I am mildly surprised that the planet still exists.

  233. 233.

    gaz

    @jl:

    I thought this was a full service blog

    You’ll have to ask Clime Acts. And you’re gonna have to pretend you’re underage. He’s out in the parking lot.

  238. 238.

    gaz

    @Yutsano:

    I kan haz new thread naow? This one is long past its sell-by date. Kthxbai!

    I’m starting to think the BJ staffers are pulling some kind of strange social experiment on us. Maybe they’re testing our endurance or something.

  239. 239.

    Ben Franklin

    @jl:

    thanks for heads up that the Oslo mass murderer has at least one US fan. Wonder how many more?

    You mean, how many non-Catholics?

  246. 246.

    satanicpanic

    @Lojasmo: He’s moved on to not just mocking us, but for responding to his mocking. I can’t decide if that means its given away the game, or taken it to a new level.

  247. 247.

    gaz

    @satanicpanic: heh. I probably already feed them enough as it is, honestly.

    The thought of commenting on a troll commenting on trolling – while kind of lulzy is also sort of weird, in my book. Maybe even /b/ weird. * shivers *

  249. 249.

    Libby

    Oddly, I was just in a bit of a twitter spat with Dana today. Got bored quickly. Good Lord she is so predictable. Amused to discover we apparently share some of our fan base. Life is funny.

  250. 250.

    gaz

    @Raven: LOL.

    I think the staff are trying to mess with us. Either that or Tunch is on John’s lap, in which case we should probably call 911.

    Edit: again

  252. 252.

    Matoko Borgia-Steeler

    @gaz:

    The West Virginia fire department surely have a special crane by now with which to de-leverage Tunch from Cole, so to speak. It probably makes a refreshing change from removing felines from trees.

  256. 256.

    satanicpanic

    @gaz: Yikes. /b/ is the worst spot on the internet that isn’t a major news site comments section

  260. 260.

    Baud

    We may nearing the end of civilization.

    Maybe this is why we can’t have a new thread.

  261. 261.

    jl

    @gaz:

    ” You’ll have to ask Clime Acts. And you’re gonna have to pretend you’re underage. He’s out in the parking lot. ”

    No one told me Balloon Juice had a parking lot. Thnx.

    Any of you jokers put a dent in my fender, your are done for.

  263. 263.

    cathyx

    @Baud: No, we can’t have a new thread because we are the only ones who don’t have something better to do on a Saturday night.

  265. 265.

    jl

    @gaz:

    ” think the staff are trying to mess with us. Either that or Tunch is on John’s lap, ”

    Tunch has got into the ‘puter and taken over the blog again. Stay calm it has happened before.

    Just his idea of hilarious hijinks for the long suffering oppressed BJ readers.

  266. 266.

    jl

    @gaz:

    ” think the staff are trying to mess with us. Either that or Tunch is on John’s lap, ”

    Tunch has got into the ‘puter and taken over the blog again. Stay calm. It has happened before.

    Just his idea of hilarious hijinks for the long suffering oppressed BJ lumpenproletariat.

  269. 269.

    danielx

    281 comments? Jeebus, there are this many people who have no lives on Saturday night?

    Or maybe this many people who have a sick fascination with that Breitbart instagram, in which case there are a lot of folks who need therapy. Or medication.

    I’m voting for medication.

  270. 270.

    Jebediah

    @gaz:

    And for the truth in advertising entry:
    __
    #OIW – Obama Isn’t White
    __
    Because we all know what this is really about.

    Nailed it, I believe.

  272. 272.

    jwb

    I see reprogramming the trollbots seems to have coincided with the artificial resetting of the polls to make it look close.

    Judging from my reading the past week, I don’t think money believes that Romney is close to threatening Obama yet whatever the polls might be saying, and money is getting very nervous that Obama may win relatively easily without money’s help. That would be a disaster for money, of course, and so it puts money into something of a bind. If money doesn’t ante up with Obama fairly soon, there goes the influence. Interestingly enough, the Obama campaign seems to have made a fund raising decision that it’s better off relying on small donors this time around. In fact, money may have already missed its window.

  273. 273.

    gloryb

    @Cato: No, the reason for the additiinal impact on women is due to all of those republican governors deciding to fire a bunch of government employees.

    Women are waaaay overrepresented in government employment. When therepub legislators and governors laid people off, it ha more effect on women than men.

  274. 274.

    satanicpanic

    @danielx:

    Jeebus, there are this many people who have no lives on Saturday night?

    I’m on the west coast, that’s my excuse. I will be stepping out later.

  276. 276.

    Jebediah

    @satanicpanic:

    Also on the west coast. Feeling all accomplishey because I successfully changed sparkplugs and bled front brakes on my old FZR. Took it to the store to buy kibble for big dog and little dog and those brakes were hard like rocks I tell you what!
    Now maybe the pups get a bonus walk, then I will watch a dvd of Mesrine: Public Enemy Number One. Watched the first part a few days ago.
    But I will not be doing so much stepping out, because i do not have much of a life.

  280. 280.

    Clime Acts

    @gaz:

    He didn’t flat out admit it. When I confronted Clime Acts about comments he made as Kola Noscopy – advocating for statutory rape, mind you

    You complete loser. And Liar

    I never denied being Kola Noscopy. Never once tried to hide it. I’m sure I’ll have to change nyms again after DougJ goes psycho or ABL arbitrarily bans me for “being annoying.” You see, Bot-troll, maintaining some BJ rep as having forever had one and only one nym is of no importance to me.

    And then, after the next bogus banning, Cole will restore my commenting privileges, asking me to spare him having to deal with his ever so sensitive FP’ers by simply taking another name. It’s not complicated.

    Thus are the BJ games played.

    Could you provide links supporting the position that I “advocated for statuatory rape,” please? You really don’t just get to make shit up without being called on it.

    Note I did not ask you to provide links to something you don’t like or with which you disagree, but in which I specifically advocate for statutory rape.

    Thanks. I have all year.

  281. 281.

    JoyfulA

    @El Cid: What’s really funny is that the bakery insult took place in Pittsburgh, but here, 200 miles away, every local news channel ran an extended clip that in addition interviewed the owner of this “beloved community bakery.”

    I think Rmoney was trying to joke around, loosen up, kid his hosts, but the man has no sense of humor and an evident mean streak. When he tries to loosen up, he comes across worse than when he’s uptight and normal.

  282. 282.

    Clime Acts

    @gaz:

    The one you responded to is the pedophile troll.

    All my underage boys say hello!

    Especially the nine year old with freckles on his little butt. He likes you, I think.

  283. 283.

    Villago Delenda Est

    @Jebediah:

    DING DING DING DING DING

    Rmoney’s single, desperate, selling point is that he’s not Obama.

    He doesn’t stand for anything, except that he’s not “that one.”

    You know.

    The ni*CLANG*.

  285. 285.

    El Cid

    @JoyfulA: I don’t know what he intendend, but god-damn if it didn’t come off as cold and weird and alien as fuck-all.

    I mean, look at the face of the woman he’s talking to who brought the cookies — she’s totally taken off guard, horrified, bewildered.

    And his entire aspect — whatever he intended — is just cold, mean, little Lord Mitt-le-Roi not comprehending why someon dare gave the Sunk King such peasant fare.

  286. 286.

    Jebediah

    @Villago Delenda Est:
    Just to be clear, I messed up blockquoting – only the last line was mine. The payload came from Gaz.

    And I am loving watching Mitt run as “not that guy” when “that guy” is pretty popular.

  292. 292.

    Clime Acts

    @gaz:

    Andfuck you very much, you creepy fucking child molester

    Can you provide links to any statements where I said I was or am a child molester? I mean of course, other than my tongue in cheek comments about “my boys,” meant only to offend and mock you?

    Thanks, I’ll wait.

    Can you explain why you are obsessed with this entire matter, and why you keep bringing up pedophilia on random threads? Are you trying to cleanse yourself of the self hate you feel about your own yearnings?

    Thanks, I’ll wait.

    You know what science says about homophobes being gay? Apply that to someone obsessed with imagined pedophiles and think about what it might say about you.

  293. 293.

    Matoko Borgia-Steeler

    @gaz:

    With any luck, the kid will take the time to use a pair of pruning shears and qualify Slime Acts for the Eunuchs’ Chorus before the police get there.

  294. 294.

    Clime Acts

    @Matoko Borgia-Steeler:

    Oh gosh no, that will never happen. The boys like Daddy’s Bazinga Ding.

    But I see that you too have an interest in pedophilic fantasies. Would you like to tell the group about that?

  296. 296.

    Clime Acts

    @Matoko Borgia-Steeler:

    Why would you be at the prison you fantasize about putting me in? In your mind, do you get to come visit me?

    Or is it that your subconscious knows that YOU are the one who should be in that cell, for what you think…and what you want…?

    Go ahead. Open up. No one is here to judge.

  297. 297.

    gaz

    The Clime Acts Defense: “I didn’t say I molest children, therefore I’m not a child molestor, even though, I you know, molest children”

    At any rate: I think Clime Acts said more tonight to underscore my point about him then I possibly could. I’m pretty sure, we’re done here.

  298. 298.

    Clime Acts

    @gaz:

    “I didn’t say I molest children, therefore I’m not a child molestor, even though, I you know, molest children”

    Can you provide any links to any evidence you have supporting the theory that I molest children? Oh, and please link to my passages calling for full accountability and prosecution of the individual whose case we were discussing.

    Thanks, I have all decade.

    Or…could it be that you like to rearrange words and sentences to suit your prejudices? No, that couldn’t be it.

    Also too: Please address your obsession with pedophilia.

    Thanks.

  299. 299.

    gaz

    @Clime Acts: You chose to make pedophilia the most defining trait of your trollery. Not me. With repeated, disgusting statements like your comments above. Take some personal responsibility for the shit you say, FFS. And no it’s not a joke, because guess what – RAPING KIDS IS NOT FUNNY. Particularly from you. Sick != Funny. I’m pretty sure you have trouble with that concept.

    Or don’t. But you’re still a sick fucking pervert.

    And as far as my “obsession”?

    Between you and all of the catholic bullshit on this blog, pedophilia seems to be a fairly common undercurrent these days. Hey, I’m not the one that rapes kids. That’d be you. And those fucking priests.

  300. 300.

    Clime Acts

    @gaz:

    You stupid, sad, incoherent freak.

    The only thing being mocked and belittled by my comments is your insane accusations that I am a pedophile, nothing more.

    So stop with the accusations and I’ll stop with the disgusting comments in return. It’s that simple.

    Meanwhile, my boys and I enjoyed pancakes and waffles with the local priest this morning. Conveniently, I live right next door to the Catholic parish. Makes for easy pickings.

    Join us?

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