Medical examiners in Los Angeles are investigating the possible poisoning death of one of their own officials who may have worked on the case of Andrew Breitbart, the conservative firebrand who died March 1, the same day Sheriff Joe Arpaio announced probable cause for forgery in President Obama’s birth certificate.
Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
Tara the Antisocial Social Worker
No Vince Foster / Ron Brown connection?
PurpleGirl
@Tara the Antisocial Social Worker: LOL.
I’d love to know what these people drink/eat that they can develop these absurd connections.
dmsilev
That’s an awful lot of crazy to cram into a single sentence. What, exactly, is it supposed to mean? “Someone” had this coroner whacked, presumably someone connected to the nefarious Obama Chicago gang. The whacking is presumably to cover up the fact that Breitbart was himself whacked. And this, therefore and inescapably, has something to do with a completely separate (and still living) wingnut who announced on the same day that he was a moron.
Yes, makes perfect sense.
Tara the Antisocial Social Worker
The “Ron Brown’s body had a bullet hole in his head” conspiracy theory remains my benchmark for crackpottery. To believe this, you have to believe that an assassin got on the plane, shot him, and then crashed the plane to get rid of the witnesses (presumably including one not-too-bright assassin?).
The part I could never figure out: if you’re going to crash the plane to get rid of the witnesses, WHAT’S THE POINT OF SHOOTING HIM? he can only die once.
BGinCHI
Get Fred Hiatt on line 3, this guy is going to the top!
trollhattan
Note to self: dig out my “Stop raping people!” tshirt to demonstrate I am Breitbart.
Sly
@PurpleGirl:
Non-fluoridated water.
Tara the Antisocial Social Worker
@dmsilev:
Arpaio might be alive, but I’m pretty sure Donald Trump is a muppet being controlled by the hairpiece.
BGinCHI
@Tara the Antisocial Social Worker: Haven’t you ever seen “You Only Die Twice”?
GOP fan fave.
Xecky Gilchrist
Stick a Wake up, Sheeple! on the end of that and call it a day!
Yutsano
15 million people live in LA. Couldn’t be a personal grudge.
No indication of marital or relationship status.
No ruling of accidental death yet and won’t know for five weeks.
Coroner in LA County mysteriously dying that may or may not be covering up Breitbart’s murder? SEEMS LEGIT!
MattF
Amazon customer review of Jerome Corsi’s masterpiece “Where’s the Birth Certificate?”:
http://www.amazon.com/review/R2PEPU5I067JX5/ref=cm_cr_dp_title?ie=UTF8&ASIN=1936488299&nodeID=283155&store=books
the Conster
Shouldn’t they be suspicious of Putin? That’s more his MO. Maybe by signing the START treaty Putin agreed to off Obama’s enemies, also too. Wheee! The call is coming from inside my head!
jl
And a day after the press corp dinner, at which NObama included a shout out to dirty internet bloggers, we see this frightening news on Yahoo front page.
Washington gala haters flock to Twitter
A ritual of many who don’t go to the White House Correspondents’ Dinner is to blast those who do.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/cutline/white-house-correspondents-dinner-party-twitter-loves-hate-182932546.html
Coincidence? I think not. NObama was clearly sending a secret signal to his totalitarian social media hordes to silence Fox News.
And, I note the story has a pic of Blitzer with hot babe, and Blitzer looks, again, like he is on a zombie drug.
Quaker in a Basement
He’s on to us! Operation Flush the Goldfish is go, people.
beltane
@dmsilev: When I read this paragraph, my first thought was: Why is Joe Arpaio having everyone whacked?
David Koch
This sounds like a case for Quincy.
Spaghetti Lee
Again with the numerology fetish. Obama probably chose March 1 because that’s when the power of the Kenyan Death God reaches its zenith.
Marcellus Shale, Public Dick
i won’t believe it until they figure out a way to blame suge knight or rick ross.
dmsilev
So, presumably the same nefarious hit squad that took about Breitbart and this coroner who was about to blow the whistle on the coverup is still around. And equally presumably, their mission is to maintain the coverup.
Therefore, we can all expect to see Jerome Corsi die in a hilariously ironic fashion by roughly Thursday. Unless, of course, Corsi is working for Obama as a mole in the conservative movement, with the mission of discrediting everything that comes out of World Net Daily.
BGinCHI
Where was Obambi on said day?
VICTORY!
David Koch
I hope they have a hologram of breitbart at the Tampa convention.
Yutsano
@David Koch: Holee crap. Colbert would have a field day.
cathyx
If they wanted to hush the birth certificate findings, they should have killed Arpaio.
Donald G
@beltane:
Why, to provide WingNut Daily with the conspiracy theory that their mutual enemy is having opponents whacked, of course.
If a particular conspiracy theory doesn’t yet exist, you have to go out to create the conditions which give rise to that conspiracy theory.
Roger Moore
@cathyx:
Maybe they should have produced a more convincing forgery. Given that Obama controls the whole Hawaii state government, how hard could it be for him to get a CIA quality forgery long form birth certificate put into the vault in Hawaii. Then he could finally put the whole thing to rest with a long form vault copy. Obviously, he’s just keeping the birth certificate issue alive to prevent people from paying attention to something even worse.
jl
Well, I just posted a comment saying that I thought that most of the recent t r * l l z were S p 00 fs. And told Doug Jay Infiltrator of Inebreity that he should try better, or take a break.
And my comment was suddenly marked as S P * m.
Coincidence? I think not.
Wake up sheeples!
cathyx
@Roger Moore: Or just kill Arpaio.
russell
Never been to WND before. Holy crap that is a weird, weird website. I kept looking for the Onion logo.
dmsilev
@Roger Moore:
That’s because the *real* secret is that Barack Obama was never actually born. Instead, he willed himself into existence.
MikeJ
@jl: Chicago style spam filtering.
JPL
I just copied and pasted the statement in I write like and the result was H.P. Lovecraft. I have never read his material but google said he wrote sci-fi and fantasy so that fits.
Roger Moore
@cathyx:
No, no. Killing Arpaio, even with something subtle like a heart attack, would have triggered a massive wingnut freakout. Birtherism is like a hydra. When you hack off one head of the investigation, two new ones spring up, plus maybe a couple more to investigate what happened to the old one.
SiubhanDuinne
@MattF:
Which reminds me, didn’t you LOVE that broad wink POTUS dropped last night after he concluded his autobiography with “I was born in Hawaii”? LOL, but the man is a natural-born comedian. Fabulous timing.
General Stuck
Obama couldn’t have possibly dun it. He was personally wasting OBL in the jungles of hell with his Kbar and bare teeths. He does have ninja though, fuckers are ever where.
YOU LIE!!
Redshift
@efgoldman: Poe’s Law. And yet somehow the Onion survives. I guess it’s because you can’t out-crazy them, but you can easily out-funny them.
jazzgurl
You people are too cute. I have been giggling hysterically at the comments for the last ten minutes!
The absurdity is a straight Monty Python classic!!
Roger Moore
@JPL:
I think the more traditional description of Lovecraft’s writing is “weird fiction”, which is more or less at the intersection of science fiction, fantasy, and horror. The basic idea is that our world is far stranger and more dangerous that people realize, but that ordinary people are prevented from realizing this because encounters with the strange, dangerous side of the world tend to drive people out of their minds. His writing style is far more turgid than is popular today, which is probably what triggered the Lovecraft rating for this passage.
PurpleGirl
@Sly: But I thought it was the fluoridation that was bad… that’s what the John Birch Society said.
bemused
Do writers at wnd really believe all this nutty stuff or are they just cranking up their gullible readers? Either way, they need extensive psychiatric therapy.
AlladinsLamp
Glenn Beck, Thursday AM, echoed Sen. Grassley’s call for a full investigation of the Columbia/Secret Service escapade.
Because the prostitute was likely working for FARC, the Columbian sepratist group, and FARC was in league with the Russians.
I’m sure Brietbart’s death, and the Coroner’s too, are in there, somewhere.
Mr Stagger Lee
@russell: That is why the site, is known among the great unwashed as World NUT Daily.
Kevin
I love it! “who may have worked on”. Just a random Los Angelas death, and the conspiracy begins. They cannot be parodied. Fantastic!
Villago Delenda Est
The stupid. It burns.
Villago Delenda Est
@AlladinsLamp:
Well, I went home with the waitress
The way I always do
How was I to know
She was with the Russians, too
Monkeyfister
@dmsilev:
EXACTLY… A LOT of stupid, packed into One.Single.Sentence.
I’ve noticed Chelsea Clinton is mostly off the radar… I bet they had her NINJA-TRAINED from Day One.
For my Wingnut Silver Dollar– I bet it was Ninja Chelsea. She’s not the “White House Dog,” She’s the Democratic Dire Wolf.
Cue dramatic sound effect: Dun-Dun– DUUUNNNN!!!
Argive
@MattF:
That review is a masterpiece. Twain or Swift could not have done better.
eemom
@Villago Delenda Est:
You rang?
B
He wasn’t the medical examiner nor was he the pathologist. He was a forensic technician. They assists and collect evidence at the autopsy. He also was on a special crime scene detail as a photographer. They have really jumped the shark on this one. And, it is making the rounds on all of the crazy right wing web sites as well as comments showing up on legitimate news sites.
jl
@Monkeyfister:
“Chelsea Clinton is mostly off the radar”
I read the corporate media Village is pissed at her because she won’t give teary on camera tell alls about the.. you know… Monica.
What did she think she got that nepo gig for anyway? For reporting?
Just takes a few rotten celeb nepo hires who ‘don’t get it’ to ruin the nepo hire industry.
ruemara
@BGinCHI: You’re wrong. Crank: High Revoltage.
GxB
@MattF: That’s beautiful man, L Ron has nothing on that. Course Poe’s law and all…
kth
If the coroner’s report finds Breitbart’s blood vessels fetid with cocaine, Bacardi 151, amyl nitrate, and lard, they will only conclude that Obama’s thugs made him ingest all that stuff.
Low Umbrage Threshold
@JPL: I thought it was pretty Lovecraftian, too, but called Chtulu just to make sure.
He wasn’t in; however, Yog-Soggth answered and took a look at the paragraph. It laughed so hard that milk came out of its nose, but Yog was disappointed that there was no mention of Michelle Malkin.
Southern Beale
A POSSIBLE poisoning of an official who MAY have worked on Breitbart? Impeach!
Hilarious.
Odie Hugh Manatee
Cheney is trying to cover his tracks now that he’s Powered by Breitbart.
Expect more mysterious deaths surrounding Breitbart, secrecy must be maintained at all costs!
Roger Moore
@Odie Hugh Manatee:
FTFY.
gocart mozart
From the comments:
The amazon rewiew might be Jonathon Swift. He did stuff like that and he was good. He stopped blogging a few years ago, I’m not sure why. Maybe Obama had him killed.
gocart mozart
Here it is http://jonswift.blogspot.com/
last post March 2009. Very funny snark.
PurpleGirl
@gocart mozart: Jon Swift died in March 2010. I believe he was sick for a while before he died.
ETA: He did not have health insurance.
gocart mozart
Damn, that sucks.
Odie Hugh Manatee
@Roger Moore:
That’s not fixed, that’s the translation! ;p
Gus
I don’t know. Quoting WND is kind of like nutpicking.
amk
Yay, peak wingnut has arrived.
danielx
@bemused:
I’ve no doubt that some of them do believe it, and will go on believing it no matter what. As for the psychiatric treatment, fuhgeddaboutit – six months of shock treatments and a barrel of xanax wouldn’t help these folks.
sharl
Regarding the late blogger Jon Swift (in real life, Al Weisel), no one would have ever known he passed away, were it not for his mother posting a comment* in his final blog post shortly after the funeral. Apparently his family was not aware of just how popular he was on the intertoobz (shades of the late Steve Gilliard there).
Ironically, that final Swift/Weisel post was in honor of a personal tragedy of a fellow blogger (in fact, a somewhat regular commenter here at B-J).
*Here is Al Weisel’s mother’s comment:
sharl
Eh, blockquote fail. But clear enough, I hope.
Nemesis
The Plan is coming together.
Unfortunate, but sometimes you must break a few eggs to make an omlet…