• Menu
  • Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar

Before Header

  • About Us
  • Lexicon
  • Contact Us
  • Our Store
  • ↑
  • ↓
  • ←
  • →

Balloon Juice

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

This blog will pay for itself.

It may be funny to you motherfucker, but it’s not funny to me.

I’d hate to be the candidate who lost to this guy.

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

Following reporting rules is only for the little people, apparently.

You don’t get rid of your umbrella while it’s still raining.

Putin dreamed of ending NATO, and now it’s Finnish-ed.

🎶 Those boots were made for mockin’ 🎵

Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.

The GOP is a fucking disgrace.

No Justins, No Peace

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

Republicans in disarray!

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

This really is a full service blog.

Balloon Juice has never been a refuge for the linguistically delicate.

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

Republicans don’t trust women.

“woke” is the new caravan.

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

Spilling the end game before they can coat it in frankl luntz-approved dogwhistles.

Impressively dumb. Congratulations.

We’ll be taking my thoughts and prayers to the ballot box.

I know this must be bad for Joe Biden, I just don’t know how.

Mobile Menu

  • Winnable House Races
  • Donate with Venmo, Zelle & PayPal
  • Site Feedback
  • War in Ukraine
  • Submit Photos to On the Road
  • Politics
  • On The Road
  • Open Threads
  • Topics
  • Balloon Juice 2023 Pet Calendar (coming soon)
  • COVID-19 Coronavirus
  • Authors
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Lexicon
  • Our Store
  • Politics
  • Open Threads
  • War in Ukraine
  • Garden Chats
  • On The Road
  • 2021-22 Fundraising!
You are here: Home / Politics / Crazification Factor / Political Oddities

Political Oddities

by $8 blue check mistermix|  May 31, 20129:09 am| 40 Comments

This post is in: Crazification Factor

FacebookTweetEmail

By about halfway through this video, I kept watching just to see if this guy would have enough breath to finish his walk. (Here’s the site of his better-financed opponent, for South Dakota race watchers.) That video has nothing on the kinds of stuff posted at Pro Publica’s Tumblr site collecting odd political statements, outbursts and pictures. Here’s a sample:

FacebookTweetEmail
Previous Post: « Geppetto’s Conundrum
Next Post: Breitbartico Whines About “Vetting” »

Reader Interactions

40Comments

  1. 1.

    rlrr

    May 31, 2012 at 9:20 am

    Maybe Joe Pitts will warn us about the Soviets and their allies in East Germany…

  2. 2.

    Schlemizel

    May 31, 2012 at 9:20 am

    HEY! Nothing wrong with the twits tweet, if this were 2002 or there abouts.

  3. 3.

    rlrr

    May 31, 2012 at 9:25 am

    Joe Pitts wants to send a letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Is he too late for the 4:30 autogyro?

  4. 4.

    Viva BrisVegas

    May 31, 2012 at 9:28 am

    I say put Arafat and Sharon back in charge of the peace process. Dead or comatose they’re still more likely to produce a result than what they have now.

  5. 5.

    Bulworth

    May 31, 2012 at 9:28 am

    I think I see Rep. Pitts now, standing on the House floor calling for an attack on Iraq and Saddam Hussein. Iraq has wmd’s, you know, and Saddam kills his own people. We’ll be liberators.

  6. 6.

    Dork

    May 31, 2012 at 9:29 am

    I bet if you posted this tweet on Redstate, 27% or so would agree with it wholeheartedly. Probably would be able to convince the SoS of AZ to open an investigation.

  7. 7.

    maya

    May 31, 2012 at 9:31 am

    Yeah, but there’s only ONE GOP approved statement to make about all that: Obummer thinks there’s 57 states. Har de har har har!!!

  8. 8.

    Punchy

    May 31, 2012 at 9:35 am

    OT:

    Did you know when it comes to birthers, both sides do it!

    This meme is approaching ridiculous levels.

  9. 9.

    Dave S.

    May 31, 2012 at 9:35 am

    I know Jeff Barth through his brother, who is a good friend of mine. He’s really smart and down to earth, and funny to boot. (“I’ve ridden ostriches, I’ve done a lot of stuff” kills me every time.) What you see in that video is the real deal (someone less comfortable in his own skin, and perhaps with better funding, would have edited out the labored breathing) and SD and the country could use him in the House.

  10. 10.

    Jeff Spender

    May 31, 2012 at 9:36 am

    I like the one from the head of PPP, who said, “The first thing you learn as a pollster is that people are stupid.”

    Word.

  11. 11.

    Jeff Spender

    May 31, 2012 at 9:38 am

    @Punchy:

    I saw that and literally went into a rage.

    It’s a very poorly written article (perhaps on a 6th grade reading level), and it lacks any kind of historical context. They don’t mention that the political realignment of Democrats and Republicans…

    You know what? Fuck it.

    We live in a world where reality is dictated by what produces the juiciest gossip and is the easiest to read for people who are barely literate.

  12. 12.

    JimF

    May 31, 2012 at 9:40 am

    I like this add, if I was in SD I’d vote for him.

  13. 13.

    MikeJ

    May 31, 2012 at 9:46 am

    @Jeff Spender:

    I like the one from the head of PPP, who said, “The first thing you learn as a pollster is that people are stupid.”

    One of my favorite scenes from the West Wing:

    JOSH: So, if we’re lucky, foreign aid’s going to be funded for another 90 days at 75 cents on the dollar. No one who’s ever said they wanted bipartisanship has ever meant it. But the people are speaking. Because 68% think we give too much in foreign aid, and 59% think it should be cut.
    __
    WILL: You like that stat?
    __
    JOSH: I do.
    __
    WILL: Why?
    __
    JOSH: Because 9% think it’s too high, and shouldn’t be cut! 9% of respondents could not fully get their arms around the question. There should be another box you can check for, “I have utterly no idea what you’re talking about. Please, God, don’t ask for my input.”

  14. 14.

    Forum Transmitted Disease

    May 31, 2012 at 9:50 am

    As an American voter, I don’t need facts, I need statements that comport fully with my biases, delivered in an authoritative tone of voice. That voice needs to remind me of my dad. Gotta feel it in my gut, right next to my Egg McMuffin.

  15. 15.

    SatanicPanic

    May 31, 2012 at 9:55 am

    @Jeff Spender: It’s from the Yahoo contributor network, which appears to be their effort to outsource their opinion page . Those articles always suck.

  16. 16.

    comrade scott's agenda of rage

    May 31, 2012 at 9:55 am

    The best part of the ad is when he picks up the civilianized M-16, blasts off a couple of rounds in one direction, then the dead, rubber chicken falls to the ground behind him.

    Of course the firebaggers would then think he’d be soft of gun control legislation and thus, not a pure enough Dem forgetting the fact that he’s running in SOUTH FUCKING DAKOTA!!

    I always need to remind myself of that whenever I think of not voting for moderate Republican Claire McCaskill here in Misery come November.

  17. 17.

    fuzz

    May 31, 2012 at 10:07 am

    If you’re a glass half full kinda guy at least you could look at the fact that Pitts wants there to be a peace process at all. As far as I can tell the GOP line on the Palestinian issue is to basically let Israel do whatever it wants. Granted he wants people who are long dead or unconscious to take the lead (but really how much worse could they be than Abbas and Netanyahu), but it’s actually a more nuanced view than Mitt Romney or Rudy or Newt or any number of other GOPers with the exception of Ron Paul.

  18. 18.

    Snarki, child of Loki

    May 31, 2012 at 10:11 am

    Well, Pitts fits in well with the teatard mentality: a permanent vegitative state, if you discount the twitching and occasional high-pitched screams.

  19. 19.

    Roger Moore

    May 31, 2012 at 10:14 am

    @Punchy:
    Do you really think that’s intended as a “both sides do it” thing or a “watch out Republicans, birtherism is a loser” thing? Because it sure looks more like a warning to the Republicans that they need to pick a better controversy to me.

  20. 20.

    cmorenc

    May 31, 2012 at 10:15 am

    I LOVE THIS ECCENTRIC AD! Jeff Barth’s won my vote for Congress, that is if he doesn’t keel over from a heart attack before he can take the oath of office. Um…one other problem, I’m not in his district or even his state, so guess I’m not much help to Jeff Barth after all.

    When he shot the rifle talking about his military service, did you notice the yellow duckie falling “dead” out of the sky behind him? I thought the female mannequin was a nice art deco kind of touch.

  21. 21.

    Stuck in the Funhouse

    May 31, 2012 at 10:21 am

    This ain’t exactly a political oddity, from Politico wizards.. More like their usual swill.

    Seems wingnuts and Politico are crying foul cause Obama smoking pot was not on the front page of the New Commie Times, where it should have been. Nevermind that it is old news, nor how the wingers howled when anyone mentioned George Bush coked up with the blow in his youth.

    But what they are really pissed at is revelations exposed that the Romney’s are rich and Ann Romney rides horses. Twoof has a lamestream libtard bias, so it seems.

    On the front page of its Sunday edition, the New York Times gave a big spread to Ann Romney spending lots of time and tons of money on an exotic genre of horse-riding. The clear implication: The Romneys are silly rich, move in rarefied and exotic circles, and are perhaps a tad shady.

    No wonder Republicans are livid with the early coverage of the 2012 general election campaign. To them, reporters are scaring up stories to undermine the introduction of Mitt Romney to the general election audience – and once again downplaying ones that could hurt the president.

    What evil bias, those pointy heads telling telling their readers the Romney’s are rich. The shame. But it does provide a looking glass into this election over disparity of wealth distribution in this country, after 30 years of trickle down economics from the wingers. And the revelation and visual aid incarnate, that republicans have nominated the poster boy for that chasm of economic injustice. Nobody forced them to be that stupid, but let’s talk about Obama the pothead kid, but not about Romney assaulting another kid in HS and cutting his hair by force. Nor that Ann Romney rides fancy horses. WATB morons.

    And Imagine that, the gall, the press scaring up stories . The nerve of liberal bias, doing that, from newspapers and teevee, no less. Have they no shame? hahahaha,

    Welcome To the Funhouse. Now excuse me, for to ride my Shetland pony in to town. Giddeeup.

  22. 22.

    chrome agnomen

    May 31, 2012 at 10:24 am

    the league of nations needs to look into this!

  23. 23.

    SiubhanDuinne

    May 31, 2012 at 10:25 am

    I think this is a terrific ad — it’s real, it’s witty, and I like Jeff Barth’s values. I think I’ll send him a little campaign contribution.

  24. 24.

    Villago Delenda Est

    May 31, 2012 at 10:35 am

    The people of South Dakota could do a lot worse than Jeff Barth. They could have Joe Pitts, for example.

  25. 25.

    JR

    May 31, 2012 at 10:38 am

    I watched the Barth ad just to see the part when he’d stare into the camera, toss a stone into a pond, and walk away.

  26. 26.

    feebog

    May 31, 2012 at 10:55 am

    Loved the Ad. Like some of you, I wondered if he was going to make the full 5 minutes without keeling over. Also, too, a shirt that did not emphasize the pot belly would be nice.

  27. 27.

    Marc McKenzie

    May 31, 2012 at 11:13 am

    @Jeff Spender:

    I’m afraid to say it, Jeff….but you’re right on this one.

  28. 28.

    jehrler

    May 31, 2012 at 11:14 am

    @JR:

    Wrong reference.

    This is an amazing home made homage to the Johnny Walker single take ad you can find on youtube here:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnSIp76CvUI

  29. 29.

    El Cid

    May 31, 2012 at 11:17 am

    The “peace process” would be no more moribund if in the hands of the dead and the comatose, so, why not?

  30. 30.

    eric

    May 31, 2012 at 11:19 am

    @feebog: that was a shirt that did not emphasize it ;)

  31. 31.

    taylormattd

    May 31, 2012 at 11:36 am

    omg, that tweet is amazing.

  32. 32.

    Commenting at Balloon Juice since 1937

    May 31, 2012 at 12:32 pm

    Is the guy in the video on his way to take a dump?

  33. 33.

    Jager

    May 31, 2012 at 12:52 pm

    I grew up in the northern portion of Dakota Territory and believe me, Barth looks exactly like a majority of men over 40 in that exotic locale. Hell, he looks like every guy I graduated from high school with looks today. Seems to me, he’d do better if his shirt had been one size smaller.

    His message is on the money.

  34. 34.

    j

    May 31, 2012 at 1:30 pm

    That was THE BEST political ad I have ever seen! I wonder how many times he had to pace off that walk in order to get all the props staged at exactly the right place? (The rubber chicken is always a nice touch.) And the David Bromberg soundtrack was awesome (Yankee’s Revenge”)

  35. 35.

    amorphous

    May 31, 2012 at 2:09 pm

    @Schlemizel: Post haste!

  36. 36.

    Bostondreams

    May 31, 2012 at 2:28 pm

    I really like this guy. Wish I could vote for him!

  37. 37.

    Raka

    May 31, 2012 at 2:38 pm

    Perhaps Rep. Pitts is trying to argue that the only hope for peace between Israel and Palestine is for a zombie apocalypse to unite them against the horde.

    Right of Return of the Living Dead?

  38. 38.

    Andree-Anne Desmedt

    May 31, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    Ariel Sharon has been in a vegetative state in a hospital for years, and Arafat is long dead. Uh?

    Mr. Pitts needs to brush up on his history.

  39. 39.

    j

    May 31, 2012 at 4:14 pm

    @Andree-Anne Desmedt: To be fair, his office said that a staffer pulled an old response form letter out of a computer file and sent it out to a constituent as a reply to a question. It wasn’t until that citizen made it public that Rep. Pitts figured out that maybe someone should go through all the form letters and see how current they are.

    So in other words, he and his staff are lazy.

  40. 40.

    opie jeanne

    May 31, 2012 at 5:32 pm

    We own a little cabin in the mountains in Southern California, and we’re staying in it right now for a couple of weeks so we’ve noticed all of the political signs along the roads. This is the 59th Assembly District (the newly formed 33rd), and there are 8 candidates running as Republicans, one Democrat, and one Independent. The field is such a mess that the Republican Party won’t endorse any of the 8.

    The Democrat is very well-qualified, and there is one Republican who is equally qualified and seems to be a decent choice as well. Both have substantial experience working with government agencies.

    The incumbent’s, Tim Donnelly’s, background is dwarfed by theirs: he runs a small business and he doesn’t like paying taxes. He doesn’t like the new Rural Fire Tax for properties reliant on CalFire in case of wildfire, he wants a prisoner exchange with Mexico “to save money”. He lists himself as “Patriot, not a Politician” and as a founder of the Minuteman Party in California. He has no military background, but both the Republican and the Democrat I mentioned spent time in the military; I think that’s interesting.
    There are also signs for Gregg Imus, running for California’s 8th Congressional District. His claim to qualifications are that he is a custom home builder and doesn’t like taxes or regulation. He managed Donnelly’s campaign in 2010. He co-founded the Minuteman Civil Defense Corp. of California with Donnelly, and the two names of the organization seem interchangeable. Both he and the incumbent assemblyman are Tea Partiers.
    Imus’s slogan is “VICTORY OR DEATH!” which brings to mind some unpleasant imaginings, but Imus seems not to have served in the military either.

    I like it here but sometimes I wonder about my neighbors.

    Oh heck, I wonder about them all the time. CalTrans put in a much-needed signal on HWY 18 and the locals were so incensed that it’s probably the reason Donnelly managed to get elected.

Comments are closed.

Primary Sidebar

Recent Comments

  • Geminid on On The Road – raven – The Low Country (Jun 7, 2023 @ 7:59am)
  • evodevo on Late Night Open Thread: That Feeling You’ve Been Cheated (Jun 7, 2023 @ 7:57am)
  • OzarkHillbilly on On The Road – raven – The Low Country (Jun 7, 2023 @ 7:49am)
  • prostratedragon on Late Night Open Thread: That Feeling You’ve Been Cheated (Jun 7, 2023 @ 7:37am)
  • Aussie Sheila on Late Night Open Thread: That Feeling You’ve Been Cheated (Jun 7, 2023 @ 7:36am)

Balloon Juice Meetups!

All Meetups
Seattle Meetup on Sat 5/13 at 5pm!

🎈Keep Balloon Juice Ad Free

Become a Balloon Juice Patreon
Donate with Venmo, Zelle or PayPal

Fundraising 2023-24

Wis*Dems Supreme Court + SD-8

Balloon Juice Posts

View by Topic
View by Author
View by Month & Year
View by Past Author

Featuring

Medium Cool
Artists in Our Midst
Authors in Our Midst
We All Need A Little Kindness
Classified Documents: A Primer
State & Local Elections Discussion

Calling All Jackals

Site Feedback
Nominate a Rotating Tag
Submit Photos to On the Road
Balloon Juice Mailing List Signup
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Links)
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Posts)

Twitter / Spoutible

Balloon Juice (Spoutible)
WaterGirl (Spoutible)
TaMara (Spoutible)
John Cole
DougJ (aka NYT Pitchbot)
Betty Cracker
Tom Levenson
TaMara
David Anderson
Major Major Major Major
ActualCitizensUnited

Join the Fight!

Join the Fight Signup Form
All Join the Fight Posts

Balloon Juice Events

5/14  The Apocalypse
5/20  Home Away from Home
5/29  We’re Back, Baby
7/21  Merging!

Balloon Juice for Ukraine

Donate

Site Footer

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

  • Facebook
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • YouTube
  • Comment Policy
  • Our Authors
  • Blogroll
  • Our Artists
  • Privacy Policy

Copyright © 2023 Dev Balloon Juice · All Rights Reserved · Powered by BizBudding Inc

Share this ArticleLike this article? Email it to a friend!

Email sent!