He should have drunk some Reagan’s blood if he really wanted to win this one easily (h/t reader D):
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He should have drunk some Reagan’s blood if he really wanted to win this one easily (h/t reader D):
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flaneur
Congratulations on the Moore Award Abe.
PsiFighter37
That’s…kind of creepy…
gbear
Celebrate!!
Roger Moore
Reagan died on this day in 2004. Let’s kill Scott Walker’s career to celebrate the anniversary.
Yutsano
That’s creepy on so many levels.
– Ferb
lamh35
Rick Klein @rickklein
Xecky Gilchrist
A masterpiece of non-sequitation!
Comrade Dread
Someone tell Scottie that Reagan was once president of a union.
No doubt his face would melt ala Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Valdivia
I have nothing to say but Green Balloons. My favorite category (or is that a tag?) ever, so glad to see it used. :)
@lamh35: ha ha ha. Gotta love that. I actually think this means it will be a squeaker per the last PPP poll. Maybe even a Barret win?
jeffreyw
Vote right or the kittehs get it!
David Koch
Wisconsin Exit Poll: Barrett is headed towards either a 5 pt win or 5 pt loss.
Soonergrunt
Yes, a Death Day present for Zombie Reagan!
@Yutsano: I love Phineas and Ferb.
David Koch
PPP: Black Metrosexual Hitler beating Magic Underwear Anchor Baby 50-46 in florida.
Poll was taken after the jobs reports. so there. Florida economy has a significant focus on tourism, so their unemployment rate is higher than average, and yet, Mitty’s approval rating is still 14 pts underwater (39-43).
There are 11 swing states (from east to west): New Hamsphire, Virginia, North Carolina, Florida, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Iowa, Missouri, Wisconsin, Colorado, Nevada.
Obama leads in all 11 states. He leads 8 of those states by at least 7 pts. He leads Florida and NC by 4 pts and Mizzou by 1.
Panic!
*
redshirt
Not very Burkean, AbeJ.
Anoniminous
Apparently the RW nuts are saying Dems are bringing bus loads of Negros in from Detroit to vote for Barrett.
Gotta watch them Democratic Negros. They’s be shifty.
Jim, Foolish Literalist
Who’s in charge of the MittBot’s verbal communication and human interface software? it needs an update
the “By Jove!” is implied
Patricia Kayden
Wow. Walker is getting desperate. Poor thing.
kideni
Happy Cinco Goodbye-O!
Turnout’s been extremely high in Madison and much of Milwaukee — beyond ’08 presidential records in some places. There have been so many new registrations that the Madison county clerk is predicting turnout beyond 100% (I guess turnout is measured according to numbers of registered voters at the beginning of the day, so new registrants can send the turnout over 100%). I’m sure the turnout is high in Waukesha and other red areas, too, but high turnout in Madison and Milwaukee is a really, really good sign.
Hunter Gathers
@David Koch:
Fixed.
Yutsano
@Patricia Kayden: Well if he doesn’t go in the recall, there is always the John Doe case breathing down his neck. Either way he has a pretty good understanding of how another Californian is feeling right about now.
Anoniminous
@David Koch:
LOL
Gotta be the most worthless poll I’ve heard about in a long, long, time.
ETA: @Apparently everybody in Wisconsin is Unaware of All Probability Traditions..
100% = Totality.
Hal
I say Barret will win, using my amazing psychic powers. The same psychic abilities that endowed me with the foresight to see Obama winning, Kerry losing…
And 64 year old Grace Jones Hullahooping through 4 minutes of Slave to the Rhythm…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCrUq7DveFs
Valdivia
@redshirt:
perfect. that made me spit out my campari over my laptop.
Mike E
Necrophilia is so yesterday!
PZ
Don’t you all know-
The Son of Reagan will send out His angels, and they will gather out of His kingdom all things that offend, and those who practice lawlessness, and will cast them into the furnace of fire.
How do you all forget such things!
shortstop
@Jim, Foolish Literalist: Tasty.
Yutsano
@Mike E: And Nancy still is claiming Prima Nocte.
@PZ: We’re godless heathen sinners. I thought that fact was clear by now.
(Edit to reduce redundancy)
piratedan
well I would be shocked, shocked if the vote tallies from Waukesha Co. end up deciding this again……
Punchy
Walker faces a crushing defeat tonite until they “discover” 4 million uncounted votes in Waukesha County, 3.9 million of them for David Koch. Wisky Supreme Court, by a party line vote, rules that “David Koch” ballots can count for Walker. Walker wins by 7 votes. Recounts declared unconstitutional by Wisky SSC.
CardinalRed
The Gipper raised taxes 11 times!
Valdivia
@Yutsano:
yikes. I did not need that image in my head.
Kathy
Just eeeeuuuuu.
@Yutsano: I think Candice said that.
Kathy
Just eeeeuuuuu.
@Yutsano: I think Candice said that.
J. Michael Neal
@Anoniminous:
Christ, who gave ACORN the budget to ship people from Detroit? Chicago and Gary are so much closer. We need to investigate their finances.
Enhanced Voting Techniques
@Anoniminous:
So is Greyhound Bus now on the Right’s enemies list?
PZ
@Yutsano: Do you think this would be a good Tumblr-Gospel quotes where Jesus is replaced by Reagan?
redshirt
FYI – I have a near mint condition “Free Ollie” T-Shirt from back in the day. It’s value is beyond compare, given the services he performed for the Lord and Saint Ronnie Raygun.
I am prepared to hear bids for this priceless artifact. But let me say that unless there are LOTS of zeros in your number, I will not part with such a Holy Relic.
Nellcote
Robert Kennedy was assasinated 44 years ago today. Let’s win this one for Bobby!
The Orginal Raven My Ass
Totally fucked up the dedication of the WWII Memorial in DC.
Yutsano
@Valdivia: Bleach of brain for the exotic temptress from DC. Should go nicely with the campari.
@Kathy: Phineas and Ferb were inside Candace when Ferb said it. The episode has so many nods and derivatives it sticks in my brain.
@PZ: Seems legit to me.
Anoniminous
@Patricia Kayden:
Walker is seeking
OakeshottZombie Reagans In The Widener Library For Succor.shortstop
Naturally Eric Kleefeld missed an opportunity to quote Reagan saying in 1980 that without collective bargaining there is no freedom. Does that kid ever do any actual work?
Cheryl from Maryland
Hey Wisconsin! Today is my husband’s birthday. He is a Democrat. Take back his day from Scottie Walker and Zombie Reagan.
Valdivia
@Yutsano:
I am blushing yet delighted at that description :)
I am drinking something called a bicicleta. Campari, Prosecco, and a slice of orange. I highly recommend it
And while I love that you referenced Prima Nocte the idea of Nancy indulging in it…there is no bleach brain for that my dear!
Keith
Why would he want a limp dick and a 1 hour memory?
Todd
@Roger Moore:
Laughing my ass off at the blasphemy…
Schlemizel
@Nellcote:
Oh Christ don’t go there. I still wake up weeping from that numbnuts at the Wellstone memorial & how the media played his stupidity into a national disgrace.
Mark S.
Shorter Bobo:
shortstop
Lamb of Ron, you take away the strikes of the world.
Yutsano
@Valdivia: Keep the campari, I’ll just down the prosecco. If I ever do get married that will be the drink at my wedding.
I think this thread will get much more wrong from here. Fasten your safety nets!
redshirt
@Mark S.: Don’t read Bobo, but did he really say that or are your snarking? Tell me it’s snark!
shortstop
@Valdivia: Living la dolce vita! You go, signora.
David Koch
@Hunter Gathers: And with Black Gaybe Lincoln leading Ohio by 7 pts and Virginia by 8, are they still in the swing category
Todd
BTW – am watching Burns’ Huey Long documentary on Netflix right now.
He’s an interesting guy.
Anoniminous
@J. Michael Neal:
@J. Michael Neal:
Curse the both of you for “outting” the conspiracy.
They may have Zombie RayGuns and Wakausha county but WE’VE got ACORNs and Greyhounds!
lamh35
@Hal: I saw that video and I was amazed, first that Grace has really ages pretty well, and second hula hooping for throughout the whole damn song well excusse me Ms Jones.
Valdivia
@Yutsano:
If you ever get married I will send (or bring you, if you invite me) a case of the yummiest Prosseco ever. :)
I know Campari is an acquired taste. I have always loved it but I went to the really old school orgincal Campari Bar off the Duomo in Milan. It really is a must, they sell a whole lot of other Amaros (bitter liquers, like Cynar which I also love, I won’t tell you what it is made of) and it’s like stepping into a chic but dated club from the 50s or 60s. So cool. /see I am still pining for my italy trip
@shortstop:
:)
just the biggest grin.
TooManyJens
I remember the day Reagan died. We were sitting in my living room watching the undercard for the Belmont, and bitching that if Smarty Jones won the Triple Crown that day, it would get lost in all the media coverage of Reagan.
I’m not exactly proud of that, but, well.
shortstop
@David Koch: Virginia, no. Ohio, yes. You know Ohio. I see a road trip to Toledo in early November in my future.
Mike E
@David Koch: FL FL FL, to quote Zombie Li’l Russ…what, too soon?
David Koch
St. Ronnie died for your sins.
Valdivia
@shortstop:
But Rassmusen is hard at work altering that perception putting out a poll today (or maybe yesterday?) that they are tied at 47%. Like I believe that.
stinkbait
I presume Not Republican Cole already typed up his “It’s Obama’s and Wasserman’s fault because…he didn’t use bully pulpit, and she didn’t throw good money after bad into this lost cause….and drones!” post for when CNN declares Walker the winner later on tonight.
Go fuck yourself Cole….AGAIN!
Kathy
@Yutsano: I was just throwing out a general Phineus and Ferb reference and didn’t realize the specifics of the episode you were quoting. I must agree, the context IS creepy on so many levels. Plus I must repeat my eeeeuuuuu quote.
Plus sorry for the accidental double comment.
Forum Transmitted Disease
@Enhanced Voting Techniques: Public transportation has been for decades. It lowers property values by allowing Negroes to come into decent neighborhoods and buy iced tea and Skittles, apparently.
(Not kidding, sadly)
S. cerevisiae
Actually, Custer died for your sins.
Nellcote
@Schlemizel:
What does Bobby Kennedy’s assasination have to do with the Wellstone memorial?
piratedan
@David Koch: then its obvious that he didn’t die enough, I still have a few
S. cerevisiae
Now why would that last be in moderation? it was just a yootoob link.
shortstop
@Forum Transmitted Disease: Speaking of which, check out the musings of this crazyass retired surgeon from Orange County. He can’t even get his candy and beverages right.
trollhattan
But Michele Bachmann told me this was Elvis’ birthday!
JPL
@TooManyJens: At least you remember when he died. Some of us could care less.
Comrade Mary
June 5 will always be Laurie Anderson’s birthday to me. She’s 65 today. Spread the news, because Paradise is exactly like where you are right now
only
much
much
better.
Mark S.
@redshirt:
I think I was fair. Here’s a line from it:
Comrade Mary
@PsiFighter37: Not creepy. Is tribute.
TooManyJens
@shortstop: Wow. The stupid is strong in that one. Some people will convince themselves of absolutely anything if it means the black guy is at fault.
trollhattan
@Valdivia:
Recommend switching countries and trying a French 75. You’ll either thank or curse me, depending.
Jebediah
@Yutsano:
Did you see that movie where Ferb played a young Caesar something or other? Can’t remmember the name…
shortstop
@TooManyJens: Apart from his belief that pop + Jolly Ranchers + cough syrup is EXACTLY LIKE iced tea + Skittles + no cough syrup in its strong suggestion of drug use, my favorite part is where he urges everyone to “invest a couple of hours” in reading the freaky comments to the linked post.
Actually, the few comments I skimmed are remarkably sad. All those people referring to this dead kid as “St. Skittles.” These are damaged, damaged humans.
Valdivia
@trollhattan:
I will consider it if you tell me what’s I am getting into ;)
ETA: Google is my friend. I am a lover of gin so one day I am going to try that and will report to you.
Jebediah
@Yutsano:
to avoid massive ICK! for those who don’t know, that should probably be explained a bit… they were in a microscopic submarine.
trollhattan
@Valdivia:
The version substituting Cognac for gin is to be revered and feared, also, too.
To resurrect my favorite ad slogan of all time, “Don’t let the smoove taste fool you.”
LanceThruster
Yes, I see conspiracies everywhere but I think the PIC (people in charge) pulled the plug on St. Ronnie or put a pillow over his face so that his death could be remembered in the same time frame as D-Day. I remember Bush the lesser ads with no sound showing D-Day, heroic warriors, flags, Reagan,victory over Soviet union,, more flags, more warriors, then Shrubya to establish that he was Reich Wing warrior worthy of the Reagan mantle himself.
Mnemosyne
@Anoniminous:
I’m guessing the conspiracy theorists can’t find Detroit on a map if they think that claim makes a lick of sense.
That’s like claiming hippies are trying to throw an election in Orange County by bussing people in from San Francisco.
ETA: Or maybe they’re half-remembering a crappy Mel Gibson movie called “Bird on a Wire” where they somehow manage to take a ferry from Detroit to Chicago despite, you know, the land mass between the two cities.
ETA #2: Fixed linky
Valdivia
@trollhattan:
I will try both. And will bring back up to prop me up after :)
bemused
Walker has Reagan fetish. Reagan busting the air traffic controller’s union is a favorite memory for Walker. He wants to be Reagan on steroids and get ten times the adulation. It’s like a variation on daddy issues.
Bex
@Valdivia: Have you ever had white Campari? Had some in a bar in Perugia on a cold night. Perfect warmer-upper. I know what Cynar is made of. But I’m not telling.
Marcellus Shale, Public Dick
wait, i thought reagan died from alzheimers from eating all that char-broiled red meat?
Another Halocene Human
@Mike E: Yes, please come here and he’p us.
My one day volunteering so far, soooo many likely Dem voters had moved out of state. A lot of people left Florida after the housing bubble burst, including plenty of my friends, so not surprising, but it means we have lots of work to do organizing.
Another Halocene Human
@Mnemosyne: I wonder if it was supposed to be Grand Rapids or somewhere more obscure and a suit changed it to Detroit because it was more recognizable.
Did you ever see those indy movie theatre ads with the Russian guy ranting about Hollywood Krrrrep?
/What does it mean, spank the monkey?