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Saturday Morning Open Thread

by Betty Cracker|  June 16, 20127:16 am| 37 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity

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Hey, if the Romnoids can have fun with their campaign bus, so can I. What are y’all up to today?

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  1. 1.

    Culture of Truth

    June 16, 2012 at 7:26 am

    Obama’s Inauguration Day, January 2013:

    Mitt Romney, driving his bus in circles around the U.S. Capitol, dogs strapped to the roof, blaring his horn, while Neil Munro yells questions out the window.

  2. 2.

    Baud

    June 16, 2012 at 7:27 am

    Is that really Romney’s campaign slogan?

    Conservative
    Businessman
    Leader

    That’s really lame. Obama’s “Forward” doesn’t have the oomph that “Hope and Change” did, but at least it’s about his vision for the country and not all about himself.

  3. 3.

    amk

    June 16, 2012 at 7:34 am

    Hilarious mittbot rap remix vid.

  4. 4.

    SiubhanDuinne

    June 16, 2012 at 7:45 am

    @Baud:

    That’s really lame.

    That slogan — Conservative. Businessman. Leader. — is the kind of thing you would expect to see on campaign flyers from some unknown running for city council.

  5. 5.

    RossInDetroit

    June 16, 2012 at 8:00 am

    @Baud:

    Is that really Romney’s campaign slogan?
    Conservative
    Businessman
    Leader

    Here’s what they want people to stop thinking about him:

    Mormon
    Wealthy
    Job Destroyer

  6. 6.

    harlana

    June 16, 2012 at 8:04 am

    FUCK, there he is wearing jeans, trying to look like regular people. give me a fucking break. he doesn’t know what a fucking donut is nor would he touch it. at least he knows that a cookie is.

  7. 7.

    harlana

    June 16, 2012 at 8:10 am

    @amk: I like it. Whenever I seen the clip of him singing, I think of Frank Drebbin trying to sing in Naked Gun.

  8. 8.

    Boudica

    June 16, 2012 at 8:16 am

    What’s wrong with his right shin? Has this photo been retouched? What is the Romney campaign hiding?

  9. 9.

    Baud

    June 16, 2012 at 8:23 am

    @Boudica:

    What is the Romney campaign hiding?

    His tax returns?

  10. 10.

    amk

    June 16, 2012 at 8:43 am

    @Baud: Also. Too. His MA govnor records. His real character. His real beliefs. His real self. So on and so forth.

  11. 11.

    harlana

    June 16, 2012 at 8:46 am

    ok, is it me or is Romney missing a tooth, the gap being visible when he smiles, or fakes a smile, rather, on the upper left side? what’s up with that?

    does he have a bridge which he pulls out when mingling with the help who very often cannot afford dental care?

    does anybody believe that he, unlike the unwashed masses, couldn’t afford to have his teeth fixed?!

  12. 12.

    Baud

    June 16, 2012 at 8:49 am

    @harlana:

    ok, is it me or is Romney missing a tooth soul

    FTFY

  13. 13.

    Watusie

    June 16, 2012 at 8:49 am

    Today I also officially began my multi-day bus trip through an assortment of American states. I must confess I had some trepidation, as buses are generally for commoners or musical groups appreciated primarily by commoners, but so far I am quite enjoying this. For starters, That Palin person was correct—it is rather satisfying to travel around in a vehicle with your own name plastered prominently upon it. The bus itself is quite comfortable, and I am already beginning to bond with my new mechanical friend. In an attempt to put myself at ease in this new, foreign environment, I began to make an impromptu list of the more admirable qualities of this bus. It is emotionless, but hard working. While it tends to move stiffly and awkwardly, it clearly has more monetary value than most other vehicles on the road. It has no opinions of its own, but acts solely as an empty shell in which other people’s opinions can be safely, albeit temporarily, transported. In many ways, this bus and I are kindred spirits.

    From DK.
    http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/06/15/1100423/-The-Chronicles-of-Mitt-June-15-2012

  14. 14.

    dr. bloor

    June 16, 2012 at 8:58 am

    @Watusie: Be nice. Buses are people, too, you know.

  15. 15.

    Hill Dweller

    June 16, 2012 at 9:04 am

    Romney is an awful candidate, running an incompetent campaign. The media was going to have to carry his water for him to have any real chance, barring some sort of massive financial catastrophe.

    That said, the level of willful ignorance and favorable coverage the media has given Willard is appalling, even by their low standards.

  16. 16.

    maya

    June 16, 2012 at 9:16 am

    Conservative.
    Businessman.
    Leader.

    Sheldon’s Best Bro.

  17. 17.

    Riilism

    June 16, 2012 at 9:21 am

    LGBT Pride Parade in my neck of the woods today. Out!, rain or shine, to support and be supported by my peoples…

  18. 18.

    CA Doc

    June 16, 2012 at 9:24 am

    ABL retweeted a pic of a Cadillac Escalade with a fake dog in a cage strapped to the top, which has been following Mitt’s bus. Maybe someone smarter than I could link it. All kinds of awesome.
    In other news, going to escape 105 degrees in the Valley and head to Santa Cruz to take my daughter to her Girl Scout camp open house. I went to this camp in the summer of 1975, so I’m looking forward to wallowing in the nostalgia of it all.

  19. 19.

    Zagloba

    June 16, 2012 at 9:32 am

    A nice little snapshot of the War on Women, courtesy of Memeorandum:

    Elizabeth Wurtzel, The Atlantic — 1% Wives Are Helping Kill Feminism and Make the War on Women Possible

    Jezebel — Elizabeth Wurtzel Thinks Rich Stay-At-Home Moms Are Directly Responsible for the War on Women [Feminism]
    The Jawa Report: For God’s Sake ! — Would someone, anyone, please f8ck Elizabeth Wurtzel!

  20. 20.

    smintheus

    June 16, 2012 at 9:40 am

    You can’t make this stuff up. John Yoo is accusing Obama of abusing the power of the presidency and trampling on the rule of law for choosing not to deport people aggressively enough. This from the guy who wrote specious memos justifying the torture of prisoners:

    President Obama’s claim that he can refuse to deport 800,000 aliens here in the country illegally illustrates the unprecedented stretching of the Constitution and the rule of law. He is laying claim to presidential power that goes even beyond that claimed by the Bush administration, in which I served.

  21. 21.

    Baud

    June 16, 2012 at 9:44 am

    @smintheus: He knows he’s a lightening rod and had decided to use his infamy to become a GOP troll. Like all trolls, the worst thing you can do is take him seriously.

  22. 22.

    Amir Khalid

    June 16, 2012 at 9:49 am

    @Baud:
    @RossInDetroit:
    This is how I’d correct it:
    Conservative Teabaggers’ Yes-man
    Businessman Vulture Capitalist
    Leader Nope

  23. 23.

    danah gaz (fka gaz)

    June 16, 2012 at 9:51 am

    Somehow, I need to be able to convince my body that No, 6:45am is not in fact an appropriate time to be awake on a Saturday morning.

    I hate this. Every day I’m up at this horrible hour. It was better when I didn’t share a bed. meh.

  24. 24.

    arguingwithsignposts

    June 16, 2012 at 9:58 am

    @Baud: He’s a troll with tenure at Berkeley Law, lest we forget.

  25. 25.

    Baud

    June 16, 2012 at 10:01 am

    @arguingwithsignposts:

    Sucks for Berkeley’s reputation. Makes no difference to me.

  26. 26.

    slippy

    June 16, 2012 at 10:05 am

    You know what I want to know? I don’t give a fuck what Mitt Romney’s vision for the future is. I want to know what Sheldon Adelson’s vision for the future is, since all indications are that HE is the guy Romney will be reporting to if he wins the White House.

    That’s the question I will be asking right-wingers for the next five months. What will President Adelson do with his puppet?

  27. 27.

    g

    June 16, 2012 at 10:34 am

    So will Romney be riding the Romney bus when it continues its fun and games, honking and driving in circles? That would be awesome.

  28. 28.

    YellowJournalism

    June 16, 2012 at 10:46 am

    @danah gaz (fka gaz): You need to convince your body. I need to convince my kids.

  29. 29.

    Villago Delenda Est

    June 16, 2012 at 10:53 am

    A leader?

    A man who avoided his generation’s foremost opportunity for leadership by hiding out in Paris?

    He is not a leader. He is a coward.

  30. 30.

    danah gaz (fka gaz)

    June 16, 2012 at 10:56 am

    @YellowJournalism: That’s why God made duct tape =)

    …and birth control

  31. 31.

    Ruckus

    June 16, 2012 at 10:59 am

    @g:
    Looks Sounds like mittens has been riding the roundy round bus for 8 yrs, honking and talking in circles.

  32. 32.

    gogol's wife

    June 16, 2012 at 11:10 am

    @amk:

    I loved it, but you really have to be familiar with the original contexts to get it. A friend I sent it to who doesn’t follow the news was completely perplexed.

  33. 33.

    Valdivia

    June 16, 2012 at 11:14 am

    @Culture of Truth:

    you won the internets on the first comment.

  34. 34.

    YellowJournalism

    June 16, 2012 at 11:15 am

    New York proves once again that they’re worried about the real threats. First it was giant sodas, now it’s spike heels: http://m.theglobeandmail.com/news/world/short-skirts-and-spike-heels-spell-trouble-for-new-york-taxi-drivers/article4293174/?service=mobile

  35. 35.

    handsmile

    June 16, 2012 at 11:19 am

    Happy Bloomsday, one and all! Pull down that dogeared copy of Dubliners and read a chapter or, if more ambitious, open up at random that more pristine copy of Ulysses and read aloud.

    Like most other days since June 8, I’ll be watching Euro 2012 football matches, but this afternoon it will be among duelling partisans of Poland and the Czech Republic at the venerable Bohemian Beer Garden in Astoria, NY. Great beer and grilled meats will be consumed amidst the yelling.

    This summer weekend is forecast to be glorious here in the urban hellhole, and mittens (or Mittens) has no place in it.

  36. 36.

    The Very Reverend Battleaxe of Knowledge

    June 16, 2012 at 11:38 am

    I sure hope the Mitt-droid’s bus is air-conditioned when the really hot weather hits this summer.

    “Oh it’s no feat to beat the heat.
    All reet! All reet!
    So jeet your seet
    Be fleet be fleet
    Cool and discreet
    Honey… “

  37. 37.

    Ruckus

    June 16, 2012 at 11:40 am

    Reading a CA political blog. Calitcs. CA senator Mark Leno has written a short piece on executive retirement. So now we know what they want to do with SS. I’m sure that they want to use their piece of SS funding(6.2%) to fund their own retirement without any change in expenses or to the bottom line.

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