Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

You’re just a puppy masquerading as an old coot.

Accountability, motherfuckers.

Republicans seem to think life begins at the candlelight dinner the night before.

Oh FFS you might as well trust a 6-year-old with a flamethrower.

“woke” is the new caravan.

There are no moderate republicans – only extremists and cowards.

Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”

Baby steps, because the Republican Party is full of angry babies.

They want us to be overwhelmed and exhausted. Focus. Resist. Oppose.

In my day, never was longer.

The lights are all blinking red.

Fuck these fucking interesting times.

Peak wingnut was a lie.

I like political parties that aren’t owned by foreign adversaries.

Live so that if you miss a day of work people aren’t hoping you’re dead.

People really shouldn’t expect the government to help after they watched the GOP drown it in a bathtub.

Not rolling over. fuck you, make me.

You are either for trump or for democracy. Pick one.

Oppose, oppose, oppose. do not congratulate. this is not business as usual.

The fight for our country is always worth it. ~Kamala Harris

The media handbook says “controversial” is the most negative description that can be used for a Republican.

Their freedom requires your slavery.

Giving in to doom is how authoritarians win.

I’m starting to think Jesus may have made a mistake saving people with no questions asked.

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  1. 1.

    Steeplejack

    You just type your name and credit card information in on a keyboard touch-tone keypad and click.

    Fix’d. Romneyfied.

  6. 6.

    Steeplejack

    Since I’m on a roll, I will mention again that K-Thug is supposed to be on Colbert tonight.

  10. 10.

    David Koch

    I won’t donate to Obama.

    I want Romney to be able to appoint the next 4 justices so we can get more Citizen United decisions.

    I won’t apologize for putting the net worth of my multinational portfolio ahead your puny rights.

  11. 11.

    The Dangerman

    @Steeplejack:

    Romneyfied.

    Romney Dangerfieldingquestions

    OK, needs (a LOT of) work; I’m still fleshing (flushing?) out the “least interested man in the world” parody.

  12. 12.

    Warren Terra

    @khead:
    I despise Glenn Greenwald. And I generally like Loomis a lot. But the whole thing was a dumb idea (“let’s take on a famously unhinged pedantic lawyer with lots of even more unhinged fanboys using unprovable allegations about his unexpressed opinions!”). Greenwald is Firebagger scum – indeed, is part of the original Firebagger idea. And Greenwald lies down with dogs not because he thinks he’s immune to getting up with fleas but because on the whole he agrees with those dogs. But Loomis’s chosen approach was completely misguided and 300+ comments of meaningless vituperation and circuitousness were the inevitable result.

  14. 14.

    JGabriel

    __
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    TPM via Bowser’s Clown Copter:

    Three of the biggest names in West Virginia Democratic politics in West Virginia will skip the Democratic National Convention this summer, once again highlighting President Obama’s rocky relationship with the state’s electorate.
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    But if Sen. Joe Manchin, Gov. Earl Ray Tomblin and Rep. Nick Rahall — all Democrats — thought pulling out of the Democratic National Convention in Charlotte this September would earn them the respect of Republicans, they’re wrong. …
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    A virtually unknown federal inmate earned more than 40 percent of the vote in the recent Democratic West Virginia primary …

    I think our history books are wrong. They all say West Virginia fought on the side of the Union, but, looking at the way their politicians act, that can’t be right. They must have been a Confederate state, right?

    .

  15. 15.

    Xecky Gilchrist

    I think ActBlue stole the idea from WaWa.

    Does WaWa sign you up for a SHIT TON OF SPAM every time you buy a sandwich?

  17. 17.

    Dee Loralei

    @The Dangerman: that was great, I totally stole it and tweeted it out! No attribution because I forgot where I saw it. I promise a direct quote next time.

  20. 20.

    The Dangerman

    @Dee Loralei:

    No attribution because I forgot where I saw it. I promise a direct quote next time.

    Neither attribution nor direct quoting required (or advised!). I see you’ve been RT’d at least once so far :)

    I saw the new (to me, at least) Dos Equis commercial this afternoon where one of the lines was “Sasquatch took a photo of him”. Cracked me up; sadly, my writing skills lacks ability to make someone truly “uninterested” with the same pattern of writing as the DE commercials, so, please, run with it and improve it.

  23. 23.

    Linnaeus

    My donations this month are tapped out – gave a fair amount to Tom Barrett – but I’m sure I’ll have a few spare bucks to give later this summer.

  24. 24.

    wvng

    JGabriel@JGabriel: I saw that too. Can’t wait till Cole gets on it.

    I was at the WV Dem Convention a couple of weeks ago. Manchin was there, gave a speech that didn’t mention Obama, and the Dem crowd was not pleased. But Manchin and Tomblin are playing to the lowest common denominator in the state and “putting the n…er in his place” will probably help them.

    Cold rage.

  27. 27.

    Baud

    @wvng:

    and the Dem crowd was not pleased.

    I’m actually pleasantly surprised to hear this. I thought Manchin reflected the attitude of most West Virginia Democrats.

  28. 28.

    lamh35

    Alright, had a great time in NOLA with the fam. Glad to be back home though. Missed the majority of the poltical news, but I’m glad. I feel a little more rejuvenated.

    Anyway, fudge Ann Romeny, FLOTUS is the best


    FLOTUS jumping double dutch

    Mrs. Obama also joined the Cary Family YMCA SuperSkippers of North Carolina for a round of Double-Dutch jump roping, and surprised the kids–boys and girls–with her prowess.

  29. 29.

    Yutsano

    @lamh35: No way does a girl from inner city Chicago not know how to double-dutch. No one should have been too surprised at this.

    (This post sounds more dog-whistly than I intend. But I can’t really think of a way to fix it.)

  31. 31.

    Villago Delenda Est

    @Yutsano:

    Well, it may sound dog-whistly, but you’re absolutely correct.

    Mind you, she’s 38 and has two daughters. That’s an impressive display.

  32. 32.

    trollhattan

    @Steeplejack:

    Since I’m on a roll, I will mention again that K-Thug is supposed to be on Colbert tonight.

    Holy cow, that should be great. Those two battling wits might break my teevee. Also, too, I hope folks caught Colbert’s extended rip on Frau Willard’s Olympics(tm) horsie thing, last week. He was in fine form, even for him.

  38. 38.

    shortstop

    I took Uncle Joe’s advice and set up a grassroots fundraising page, inviting only Known Liberals, of which I am friends/acquaintances with bazillions, to donate to Obama. I was just working myself into high dudgeon at my circle’s cheapassity when I discovered that many who are already on the OFA mailing list were automatically weeded out. Others kindly emailed to tell me they’d already given till it hurt. Hope so.

  40. 40.

    shortstop

    @amk: Except for Hillary and Rosalynn, you mean? Bess Truman was quite independent, too, though she flew under the radar. Even Jackie, who presented a traditional face, did what she wanted as first lady and pretty much nothing she didn’t want to do.

  41. 41.

    Cacti

    Wawa? That’s the place that sells hoagies, right?

    Hoagie – n. a poor substitute for a Pulled Pork sandwich

  44. 44.

    magurakurin

    @Just Some Fuckhead:

    One day, you people will be ashamed about your weird obsession with Greenwald

    How many divisions does Greenwald have?

    GG’s actual influence on electoral outcomes = 0

    When Greenwald begins to offer and discuss policy solutions, maybe I’ll pay attention. Until then, whatever.

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