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You are here: Home / Sports / Semifinal I: Portugal v Spain

Semifinal I: Portugal v Spain

by Randinho|  June 27, 20122:30 pm| 68 Comments

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  1. 1.

    Yutsano

    June 27, 2012 at 2:36 pm

    C’mon. You could at least do vinho verde or temperanillo.

  2. 2.

    Mark S.

    June 27, 2012 at 2:44 pm

    I like Portugal for the upset. I’m just tired of watching Spain.

    Half back passes to center, back to wing, back to center! Center holds it! Holds it! Holds it!!

  3. 3.

    chopper

    June 27, 2012 at 2:56 pm

    linguiça or chorizo?

    or maybe chouriço or chorizo? heh.

  4. 4.

    Randinho

    June 27, 2012 at 2:57 pm

    @Yutsano: I already used vinho verde. It’s dessert wines for the semifinals.

  5. 5.

    SRW1

    June 27, 2012 at 2:59 pm

    Is poor Coentrao contractually obliged to wear those pink color boots?

  6. 6.

    Leeds man

    June 27, 2012 at 2:59 pm

    What’s not to like about the Spanish? Best football, no drama queens, nice colours, nice anthem, and Xabi Alonso looks like a younger Leeds man.

  7. 7.

    Linnaeus

    June 27, 2012 at 3:03 pm

    Port.

  8. 8.

    SRW1

    June 27, 2012 at 3:07 pm

    Lot’s of handiwork by both teams.

  9. 9.

    Raven

    June 27, 2012 at 3:10 pm

    Remind me why we’re not supposed to like this Ronaldo guy?

  10. 10.

    Leeds man

    June 27, 2012 at 3:13 pm

    The Portuguese midfield is doing much better than I expected. Could be a match.

  11. 11.

    Linnaeus

    June 27, 2012 at 3:14 pm

    @Raven:

    We aren’t supposed to like Ronaldo? I hadn’t heard that.

  12. 12.

    Raven

    June 27, 2012 at 3:15 pm

    @Linnaeus: oh, good

  13. 13.

    Linnaeus

    June 27, 2012 at 3:15 pm

    Ian Darke is not liking the refereeing much.

  14. 14.

    Mark S.

    June 27, 2012 at 3:17 pm

    This ref sucks.

  15. 15.

    SRW1

    June 27, 2012 at 3:18 pm

    @Linnaeus:

    He’s not alone.

  16. 16.

    Raven

    June 27, 2012 at 3:18 pm

    @Linnaeus: He’s not too fired up about his partner in the booth either!

  17. 17.

    Mark S.

    June 27, 2012 at 3:19 pm

    @Raven:

    People are just jealous of his hair products.

  18. 18.

    Hugely

    June 27, 2012 at 3:19 pm

    can i choose madeira?

  19. 19.

    Linnaeus

    June 27, 2012 at 3:20 pm

    @Raven:

    Those two have an interesting dynamic.

  20. 20.

    Raven

    June 27, 2012 at 3:23 pm

    @Linnaeus: I can barely make out what they are saying. It’s like watching Prime Suspect without subtitles.

  21. 21.

    Pandemoniac

    June 27, 2012 at 3:23 pm

    I don’t care who wins as long as they run roughshod, kill, crush, grind to a messy pulp, annihilate anyone who comes out of the other semi. Germany AND Italy have disrespected the U.S. too often to be forgiven.

  22. 22.

    Randinho

    June 27, 2012 at 3:28 pm

    @Hugely: I don’t know. I’ve been to Porto and the Douro Valley and I haven’t been to Madeira. Porto was my favorite place in Portugal, so I think you’re stuck :-)

  23. 23.

    Raven

    June 27, 2012 at 3:30 pm

    @Randinho:

    Well I never been to Spain
    But I kinda like the music
    Say the ladies are insane there
    And they sure know how to use it
    They don’t abuse it
    Never gonna lose it
    I can’t refuse it

  24. 24.

    Raven

    June 27, 2012 at 3:32 pm

    OMG, no sound!

  25. 25.

    Face

    June 27, 2012 at 3:35 pm

    Not a single shot “on goal” from either team the entire half? And y’all wonder why us ‘Merkinz dislike this sport so much.

  26. 26.

    Randinho

    June 27, 2012 at 3:39 pm

    @Raven: Well if you haven’t been, you should go. The Iberian Peninsula in general is one of the most gloriously beautiful places in Europe.

  27. 27.

    JGabriel

    June 27, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    __
    __
    Randinho @ Top:

    Port or Sherry.

    Port!

    .

  28. 28.

    SRW1

    June 27, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    Thar Negredo experiment didn’t work that well. Torres or a fake striker in the second half?

  29. 29.

    SRW1

    June 27, 2012 at 3:55 pm

    Fabregas for Negredo, fake striker it is then.

  30. 30.

    SRW1

    June 27, 2012 at 4:02 pm

    Under what circumstances did Del Bosque envision to use Llorente when he nominated him?

  31. 31.

    Face

    June 27, 2012 at 4:07 pm

    Still no shots on target? Iberian futbol is maddening.

  32. 32.

    Sad_Dem

    June 27, 2012 at 4:08 pm

    Spain, sherry (very dry).

  33. 33.

    Punchy

    June 27, 2012 at 4:08 pm

    Holy card-fest…

  34. 34.

    Randinho

    June 27, 2012 at 4:08 pm

    @SRW1: That’s a good question.

  35. 35.

    SRW1

    June 27, 2012 at 4:14 pm

    That is about Ronaldo’s spot for a free kick.

  36. 36.

    dollared

    June 27, 2012 at 4:16 pm

    I can understand playing conservatively, but couldn’t Spain at least try to get a cheap penalty off Pepe? It’s like they’re not even trying.

  37. 37.

    SRW1

    June 27, 2012 at 4:22 pm

    Spain looks flat, Portugal can’t find the goal. First goal wins it or penalty shoot-out.

  38. 38.

    Raven

    June 27, 2012 at 4:23 pm

    Well fuck this, I’m gonna set the DVR and go to the Farmers Market. Funny but if these clowns were not telling me what a lousy game this is I would have thought it was just another Futbol game!

  39. 39.

    Raven

    June 27, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    @SRW1: Boy that is one hell of an analysis!

  40. 40.

    SRW1

    June 27, 2012 at 4:27 pm

    Something exiting: van Marwijk has thrown in the towel.

  41. 41.

    peach flavored shampoo

    June 27, 2012 at 4:30 pm

    This game is weak sauce.

  42. 42.

    SRW1

    June 27, 2012 at 4:32 pm

    Did I say Portugal can’t find the goal?

  43. 43.

    J.W. Hamner

    June 27, 2012 at 4:40 pm

    This is a seriously boring match. It’s not that I mind nil-nil ties but neither team has even threatened to threaten in the 2nd half.

  44. 44.

    Randinho

    June 27, 2012 at 4:42 pm

    The answer to my first question is still open, but the answer to my second question is a definitive no.

  45. 45.

    dollared

    June 27, 2012 at 4:47 pm

    @Randinho: Your first question: At this point it’s vinagre de Jerez. It’s been sitting out too long.

  46. 46.

    Paula

    June 27, 2012 at 4:51 pm

    @Leeds man:

    I think Spain have their fair share of drama queens.

    The ones from Barca, anyway.

    (And I like Barca! But facts is facts — it ain’t cool when they gotta bum rush referees for a call.)

  47. 47.

    lol chikinburd

    June 27, 2012 at 4:56 pm

    Both these teams deserve these thirty more minutes. In fact, both these teams deserve another thirty more minutes after these.

    We certainly don’t, but they do.

  48. 48.

    J.W. Hamner

    June 27, 2012 at 4:58 pm

    Well Spain found a little spirit in the extra time at least.

  49. 49.

    SRW1

    June 27, 2012 at 4:58 pm

    All four Portuguese defenders have been booked already. I smell a red card coming.

  50. 50.

    Punchy

    June 27, 2012 at 5:05 pm

    Where’s the vaunted CRonaldo been?

  51. 51.

    Valdivia

    June 27, 2012 at 5:06 pm

    @Yutsano: Don’t know if you’re still here but wanted to say: so glad you liked that Spanish food site :D now I’m not responsible for indulgences. ;)

  52. 52.

    J.W. Hamner

    June 27, 2012 at 5:12 pm

    Based on how well Spain is playing right now I sorta hope they lose on PK’s because they deserve it for playing with the urgency of a bunch of 8 year olds chasing butterflies for 90 minutes.

  53. 53.

    Paula

    June 27, 2012 at 5:12 pm

    So … all together now … “possession alone does not win matches”.

  54. 54.

    Valdivia

    June 27, 2012 at 5:13 pm

    At least Spain is driving a lot now. Too little too late though.

  55. 55.

    Leeds man

    June 27, 2012 at 5:18 pm

    @Punchy: Where’s the vaunted CRonaldo been?

    Practicing his rugby free-kicks, and damn well too.

  56. 56.

    Onkel Fritze

    June 27, 2012 at 5:19 pm

    Let’s go Portugal!

  57. 57.

    Paula

    June 27, 2012 at 5:21 pm

    Italy and Germany have to be like OMG WE’RE WINNING EURO 2012 right about now …

  58. 58.

    Punchy

    June 27, 2012 at 5:22 pm

    2 saves in a row!

  59. 59.

    SRW1

    June 27, 2012 at 5:27 pm

    Spain in a penalty shoot-out. But their second pretty stale affair in a row. The luster is kind of gone and I don’t think their opponent in the final, whether it’s Germany or Italy, will be overawed.

  60. 60.

    Paula

    June 27, 2012 at 5:27 pm

    @Paula:

    Whoops, never mind: Germany and Italy are now back to crapping their pants.

  61. 61.

    J.W. Hamner

    June 27, 2012 at 5:27 pm

    Wow… to lose without Ronaldo taking a penalty kick? Yikes.

  62. 62.

    Onkel Fritze

    June 27, 2012 at 5:28 pm

    @Paula: Why?

  63. 63.

    Paula

    June 27, 2012 at 5:31 pm

    @Onkel Fritze:

    Spain. Contrary to SRW1 I think Germany in particular is fighting a mental battle over previous losses to Spain. They kind of turned off the flash during that semifinal in WC 2010.

  64. 64.

    Yutsano

    June 27, 2012 at 5:35 pm

    @Valdivia: I eschewed for now. There is no guarantee of that lasting however.

  65. 65.

    Onkel Fritze

    June 27, 2012 at 5:39 pm

    I don’t think so. Spain doesn’t look so impressive this time around. They haven’t been able to prevent their better opponents from challenging their goal and they look weak finishing. They’re really missing David Villa. It’s payback-time now (I’m trying not to forget about Italy, though).

  66. 66.

    smintheus

    June 27, 2012 at 5:54 pm

    That last PK for Portugal shows that when people talk about the need to shoot the ball on goal they really mean shoot it in the goal.

  67. 67.

    Valdivia

    June 27, 2012 at 6:53 pm

    @Yutsano:

    I promise to try not to tempt you again! :)

  68. 68.

    Randinho

    June 27, 2012 at 9:43 pm

    @Onkel Fritze: They have still only given up only one goal the entire tournament.

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