In the latest attempt to distract everyone from the fact that Mitt Romney is lying through his teeth about his tax returns and Bain Capital, the Tea Party has decided to show its ass.
Apparently, before Mitt Romney should give into the Obama campaign’s downright outrageous demands and release more tax returns, Tea Party Nation Nutbag-in-Chief Judson Phillips wants President Obama first to prove that he is not a homosexual crackhead.
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WereBear
Uh huh.
What, the kiss-cam was not proof enough for them?
Mark S.
If some guy named Larry Sinclair says he and Obama smoked crack and had sex, that’s good enough for me.
Short Bus Bully
But remember, THIS IS NOT ABOUT RACE. It’s Obama’s socialist, anti-business policies and such that we don’t like.
Yutsano
@Short Bus Bully: Dog whistle? What dog whistle? All I hear is the gentle breezes from Aryan shores…D’OH!!
Calouste
I don’t see how President Obama could prove to Tea Party Nation Nutbag-in-Chief Judson Phillips that Tea Party Nation Nutbag-in-Chief Judson Phillips is not a homosexual crackhead.
Mark S.
Oh, and Obama graduated magna cum laude from Harvard Law School. That’s why nobody gives a shit what his grades were at Occidental.
Patricia Kayden
We’ve heard these attacks before. Next!
Richard
Phillips is a real credit to his movement.
Calouste
Another lie by potential homosexual crackhead Tea Party Nation Nutbag-in-Chief Judson Phillips:
John McCain didn’t release “voluminous medical records”, he released very sparse ones and let a reporter or two alone with the complete ones in a room for about three minutes. Which for a candidate who is know to have had cancer and some serious injuries, is a bit underwhelming.
Felanius Kootea
@Calouste: That is a tough one, I agree. Perhaps Judson Phillips should simply ask his mirror reflection whether Judson Phillips is a homosexual crackhead and leave the president out of it.
Litlebritdifrnt
He Larry Sinclair is a legend in the “anti birfer” movement. The poor dear has been trying so hard to suck on the sweet birfer teet for so long, and has failed, his trailer got foreclosed on and he pretty much ended up living in his car, which I believe got repossessed. He has also touted a very obviously faked Kenyan Birth Certificate, which he produced without ever producing any evidence whatsoever that he has ever set foot in Kenya. As an absolutely hilarious aside his disbarred attorney showed up at a press conference wearing a kilt because he said his dong was so big it could not be contained by pants. I wish I was kidding.
Frankensteinbeck
This kinda fascinates me. He has no other argument to support Obama not having a high enough GPA to deserve that scholarship than ‘Obama is black’, but he can’t actually say that. He knows it will be socially punished. ‘Black people aren’t as smart as white people’ is still the foundation of his argument. This is the face of racism in America, and the reason why dog whistles are not conspiracy theory.
jl
Dammit, for this election, I demand a three round pushy fight between Obama and Mitt, with breaks for ‘your momma’ taunts.
I would also request ‘I am rubber and you are glue’ contests, but looks like we already got that.
polyorchnid octopunch
The smell of desperation is becoming overwhelming.
Short Bus Bully
@Frankensteinbeck: It is fascinating in a “car crash, brains on the windshield can’t look away, holy fuck that’s awful” sort of way.
Like trying to pin jello to a wall getting these fuckers to come out and say what they really mean. It’s codes within codes and underlying all of it is the “blacks are not as smart as whites” FACT that they all operate on.
Fuck ’em.
jl
On other hand, this head teanut is getting at an important issue whether he realizes it or not.
There is an asymmetry in fairness between the GOP and everyone else.
We do not need no stinking tests to find out whether the teanutjobs are vicious loons and blatant in-your-face bigots, do we?
So, for the election, they should get ten minutes head start, their foul tips are ‘in’, and one hand OK for being tagged ‘it’. I think that would be fair.
Edit: but should we give them outs if they catch it on one bounce in kick ball? I am not sure about that.
Gravenstone
@Richard:
FTFY
Yutsano
@polyorchnid octopunch: Cuz the dirt from 2008 worked so well amirite?
Linda Featheringill
Oh, hell. I found myself trying to explain things to this TeaPerson and then I realized that it would be futile. Phooey on him.
Omnes Omnibus
@polyorchnid octopunch: Becoming? I’ve had the air freshener out for days.
Violet
Can Mr. Judson Phillips prove that he, Mr. Judson Phillips, is not a homosexual crackhead? It would be irresponsible not to speculate that Mr. Judson Phillips is a homosexual crackhead.
Martin
@Mark S.: Obama graduated from Columbia. He transferred there from Oxy.
From Columbia he could have gotten into Harvard with a 3.6 and good LSATs. People don’t realize that when you have the pick of the students, you don’t just yank out all of the 4.0s. The difference between a 3.6 and a 4.0 student is often just as much the difference between someone who is active and interesting and someone who isn’t. The academic differences there are small – and it’s not like Harvard has to work extra hard to maintain their academic reputation. Instead they can focus on those people they think will go off to do great things and bring status and money and influence back to Harvard. The GPA becomes somewhat irrelevant once you’re convinced they won’t crash and burn.
Kathy
@Litlebritdifrnt: Ah, I couldn’t remember if it was Sinclair or the attorney who showed up with the kilt. All I can remember is that John C. had one of his best postings ever about the incident.
Mark S.
Doing a little googling, I found out that biggus dickus, esq is running for president.
Zam
He’s just lulling us into a false sense of security about the crack. After he wins a second term and doesn’t have to worry about reelection it’s pretty obvious that he will pass a law confiscating all white peoples guns to sell to mexican drug lords for crack.
Ben Cisco
@Richard:
Bowel?
ETA: Beat to the punch. AGAIN.
Frankensteinbeck
@Short Bus Bully:
But as long as they don’t say it straight out, they’re not socially punished for it – and they know that. It’s one of our society’s more clear rules. So they talk around it. The fascinating bit of psychology is that in doing so, many (perhaps most) will convince themselves that they don’t think whites are smarter than blacks. They internalize what they say and don’t say in public, but rather than stopping believing that whites are smarter than blacks, they stop believing that they believe whites are smarter than blacks. Their thinking is still based on the concept of whites being smarter than blacks, but they will look over, under, and around that fact and never see it because that would be socially unacceptable. Human psychology is fascinatingly warped, and despite what Wikipedia tells you, we have no difficulty whatsoever believing contrary things.
Sly
Haven’t heard the name Larry Sinclair since NoQuarter’s plunge into insanity back in 2008, when Larry Johnson called Sinclair a political prisoner after his press conference arrest over an outstanding warrant.
I’m sure the Whitey Tape will be shortly forthcoming.
And oh my, oh me, but NoQuarter is actually still up and running with Johnson spouting wisdom for the ages:
The Other Chuck
BRIAN: Are you the National Tea Party?
REG: Fuck off!
BRIAN: What?
REG: National Tea Party. We’re the Tea Party Nation! National Tea Party. Cawk.
FRANCIS: Wankers.
BRIAN: Can I… join your group?
REG: No. Piss off.
BRIAN: I didn’t want to sell this stuff. It’s only a job. I hate Obama as much as anybody.
TEA PARTY NATION: Shhhh. Shhhh. Shhh. Shh. Shhhh.
REG: Stumm.
JUDITH: Are you sure?
BRIAN: Oh, dead sure. I hate Obama already.
REG: Listen. If you wanted to join the T.P.N., you’d have to really hate Obama.
BRIAN: I do!
REG: Oh, yeah? How much?
BRIAN: A lot!
REG: Right. You’re in. Listen. The only people we hate more than Obama are the fucking National Tea Party.
T.P.N.: Yeah…
JUDITH: Splitters.
T.P.N.: Splitters…
FRANCIS: And the Tea Party Express.
T.P.N.: Yeah. Oh, yeah. Splitters. Splitters…
LORETTA: And the Tea Party Nation.
T.P.N.: Yeah. Splitters. Splitters…
REG: What?
LORETTA: The Tea Party Nation. Splitters.
REG: We’re the Tea Party Nation!
LORETTA: Oh. I thought we were the Express.
REG: Nation! C-huh.
FRANCIS: Whatever happened to the Express, Reg?
REG: He’s over there.
T.P.N.: Splitter!
Handy
As if Obama’s crack dealer/gay boyfriend will come out against him? (/snark)
WereBear
@Litlebritdifrnt: What the holy freakin’ heck?
I believe you. I don’t even have to Google it to believe you.
Truly, once you started hitting that Wingnut Crack Pipe; no good follows.
El Cid
What we need to know is if Obama had Muslim homosexual sex with Bill Ayers in Kenyonesia when they studied together in the Tony Reszko-funded Saul Alinsky madrassa.
Darkrose
Obama in My Imagination:
“Look at me. Now look at Larry Fucking Sinclair. Do you really think that if I were gay, that would be the best I could do? Seriously? They haven’t made the crack strong enough to make me want to come near that loser with a ten-foot pole, let alone my dick–which is black and orders of magnitude bigger than yours.”
Alison
God. Fuck these assholes. This is so damn disrespectful and nasty and just repugnant. Especially considering Obama’s got more intelligence in his fucking pinky toe than Phillips has in the cow turds taking up residence in his skull.
Grrrr.
Short Bus Bully
@Kathy: Linky?
Litlebritdifrnt
@Darkrose:
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA……. that is EXACTLY what we at the anti birfer movement have been saying for years…. I mean come on, he would go that low? Please.
Anya
I really think we shouldn’t give people like that attention. How is he any different than the guy yelling random stuff in New York metro station?
Citizen Alan
There are literally no words which adequately express how much I hate these people. I don’t even consider them to be human beings anymore. Just mad cows that somehow learned to walk upright.
Cassidy
OT, from an opinion piece on CNN
UGH. Do these fucking people really not see anything wrong with that? Did that pile of shit really write that and think “that’s a great way to end my argument.”? Fucking gunmen are killing the wrong people.
gnomedad
Well, naturally the burden of proof is on Barack Hussein Karl Marx Malcolm X Blackity-Black Superallah Obama to prove that he’s not a crackhead.
Frankensteinbeck
@Anya:
Because he is the head of a small political party not visibly different from a hundred other small political parties that together are just labels for the GOP’s voting base. Rather than a random nutcase, Judson Phillips has a valid (if not necessarily slam-dunk) claim that he speaks for the Republican base.
mclaren
2012 America: “Mass murder is regrettably one of the painful consequences of the freedoms we enjoy.”
1420 Central America Aztecs: “Mass infant sacrifice is regrettably one of the painful consequences of the freedoms we enjoy.”
100 A.D. Rome: “Mass crucifixion is regrettably one of the painful consequences of the freedoms we enjoy.”
1500 B.C. Bronze Age middle east: “Mass rape of captured women is regrettably one of the painful consequences of the freedoms we enjoy.”
Mary
@Frankensteinbeck: Yup. That stood way out to me too.
Dee Loralei
@Darkrose: That made me snort! And I can kinda hear Obama saying it, just like that.
Dennis SGMM
Watch for my YouTube video tonight. I’m confessing to having mad gay sex with Obama while snorting cocaine off of Osama bin Ladin’s buttocks. It’s kind of a rotten thing to do, but no one will pay attention to me otherwise.
Roger Moore
@Yutsano:
FTFY.
tofubo
to the Tea Party Nation Corporation founder, a 140 or less character question:
https://twitter.com/teapartynation/status/226411745009340416
Roger Moore
@Darkrose:
Shorterer.
Another Halocene Human
@Frankensteinbeck: Besides, I thought that was to get into Harvard undergrad, and oh yeah, it takes a lot more than that, either being a legacy or a super genius in some category. I knew two people who went Hahvahd from my high school. One was a math genius (not #1 in the country but likely in top #20) and the other a violin prodigy. They had very good grades but not 4.0 (unweighted–I mean, what kind of yokel doesn’t know about AP/honors A’s getting a 5??? the aryan nation kills irony in its sleep once again).
I don’t know what Obama did to make him look like an awesome candidate for Harvard Law but I’m sure he had a good “story” that made him seem like the “leader” that teh cancer on teh charlz wants to recruit. And they were right.
El Cid
@Cassidy: Whoa, whoa — what level of ‘undesirable effect’ has to arise in order to make it worth me moderating my freedom somewhat?
‘Unfortunately, sometimes the deaths of thousands of infants may be required due to the sort of freedom we appreciate in being able to buy whatever type of infant foods are offered in our stores.’
‘Unfortunately, sometimes the electrocution of hundreds is the unpleasant outcome of the freedom to enjoy whatever amusement park ride designs we choose to patronize.’
BUT OMG OMG OMG DON’T YOU GODDAM TELL MY HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANY HOW IT HAS TO FUND MY PREVENTIVE HEALTH CARE THAT’S TYRANNY
Another Halocene Human
@Martin: What you said. You definitely said it better than I did.
Another Halocene Human
@El Cid: This is the new libertarian meme. It is as inane and idiotic as it is offensive to all that’s just and moral.
Calouste
@Cassidy:
It’s a painfull consequence of one particular freedom Americans enjoy.
Mass murder is not a painfull consequence of the freedom of the press.
Mass murder is not a painfull consequence of the freedom of religion.
Mass murder is not a painfull consequence of the freedom of speech.
Mass murder is not a painfull consequence of the freedom of assembly.
Calouste
@Another Halocene Human:
So…, in what sense is it different from any old libertarian meme?
Roger Moore
@Calouste:
Yes somehow when Conservatives claim that a freedom they don’t like results in mass murder, that’s a reason for ending that freedom, not accepting mass murder. What a shock.
jl
@Mark S.:
” Doing a little googling, I found out that biggus dickus, esq is running for president.”
Interesting. It is unclear whether he is running for president of the US, or an independent Scotland. Boo’ way nee’ a man who kin payp wi’ the best o’ them to lyeed this nayshun, Aye?
Edit: And I see Wiki says Blair is not a legally recognized clan in Scotland due to obscure historical Scots nobility gibberish I don’t understand.
Caz
None of that has anything to do with Obama being black. I guess you can’t criticize Obama or question anything about him without being a racist. Well guess what – even black presidents and politicians screw up and have skeletons in their closets.
Plus, aren’t most crackheads black? I thought that drug was destroying black neighborhoods across the nation. And when he’s admitted to using cocaine in the past (among other drugs) and someone claims to have used crack with Obama, it’s fair to ask if he’s used crack before. It wouldn’t surprise me if he had used crack.
Why is Romney being attacked constantly for failing to disclose tax returns, but the same people are not interested in Obama’s medical records, school records, university records, drug use, etc?
The only thing Romney’s tax returns will show is how much money he made and where it came from, and we already know he’s stinkin’ rich and made a ton of it from Bain. So what smoking gun do you expect to find in tax returns.
There might be more interesting stuff in Obama’s school and medical records.
I mean, it took years for him to respond to the birth certificate issue, and even then he disclosed a very suspect document that looks to be made up. It doesn’t mean he wasn’t born here, but it means that he is not willing to provide documents on various areas that people have a right to see.
You’re all a bunch of hypocrites. The GOP isn’t much better, but just because the R’s are full of it doesn’t mean it’s ok for the D’s to be full of it too.
The problem in this country is that both parties are full of it and are destroying this nation. We need less govt, less spending, less international interference, and more constitutional adherence.
As long as one of the parties keeps getting its choice in the presidential race, we are screwed as a nation.
Vote for Gary Johnson!
Another Halocene Human
@Calouste: So…, in what sense is it different from any old libertarian meme?
Touché.
General Stuck
@Caz:
Like maybe Obama is a brother from another planet. What else could explain his outsmarting republicans at every turn? The twoof, it’s out their.
Terry
@Martin: Yep. I turned down a full ride at Harvard for graduate school in anthropology, and this was the case.
I was accepted with a “full ride” at 10 graduate schools (Berkeley, Harvard, Yale, Duke, Chicago, Michigan) and visited each for two days. The first day incognito, the second day official.
At Harvard, after the first day, I told my wife: “If I go to school here, they will turn me into an asshole.”
Didn’t go there.
jl
@Caz:
Well, I think it is totally obvious that Mitt should prove he is not addicted to prescription meds before Obama proves he not a crack addict.
And it has nothing to do with Mitt looking like a butch Stepford wife with a short haircut who obviously suffers from a drug induced emotional disassociation disorder. I assure you, most sincerely, and I resent your accusation of my racism against tighty whiteys.
Watch the clip of Charlie Sheen talking about his patent on a chapstick dispenser. The parallels are obvious and Sheen is known to have a drug problem (which is destroying him but he apparently enjoys immensely, which is the only point of difference between Sheen and Mitt)
Cassidy
And you’re done. Waaaaaaaay too much sugar before bed time.
jwb
@Caz: Yes, you should definitely vote for Gary Johnson. VICTORY!
WereBear
@jl: I’m telling you, since Tallulah Bankhead died, the ladies got nothing to make debauchery look as good as Charlie Sheen and Robert Downey Jr.
Just the way it is.