Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Come on, media. you have one job. start doing it.

Trump’s cabinet: like a magic 8 ball that only gives wrong answers.

Nothing worth doing is easy.

“Loving your country does not mean lying about its history.”

Imperialist aggressors must be defeated, or the whole world loses.

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

In my day, never was longer.

I desperately hope that, yet again, i am wrong.

Their freedom requires your slavery.

One of our two political parties is a cult whose leader admires Vladimir Putin.

Boeing: repeatedly making the case for high speed rail.

We can’t confuse what’s necessary to win elections with the policies that we want to implement when we do.

Trumpflation is an intolerable hardship for every American, and it’s Trump’s fault.

Just because you believe it, that does not make it true.

You cannot shame the shameless.

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?

Let the trolls come, and then ignore them. that’s the worst thing you can do to a troll.

rich, arrogant assholes who equate luck with genius

There are consequences to being an arrogant, sullen prick.

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

… gradually, and then suddenly.

White supremacy is terrorism.

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”

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  1. 1.

    JGabriel

    “I’m ready to do Ninja Shit to you,” is, admittedly, a pretty awesome line.

  2. 2.

    West of the Cascades

    So much for obsessively coming to this blog for fresh content. Which other front pager will post this clip next?

  4. 4.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    Enjoy that minute because I have a feeling that “amusing” is not going to be a word associated with this election after it is over.

    Still, that’s f’ing hilarious.

  6. 6.

    dance around in your bones

    Haha, John checks in every few days or so.

    But I still love the ‘ass chews gum’ line :)

  9. 9.

    Spirula

    Well, Mormons can retroactively baptize (dead) people into their church. So retroactively retiring isn’t all that inconsitent. Come to think of it, Mitt could claim he was never inconsistent by claiming consistancy…retroactively.

    Damn, this could create a wormhole through a paradox through a contradiction through a fallacy so you always end up telling the “truth”.

    Anyhoo, great vid.

  12. 12.

    Warren Terra

    Well, the first 15% or so of the clip was funny and promising.

    Is this “Second City Network” a Lorne Michaels production like SCTV? Because this would explain why every sketch can only be funny or clever for the first 15% or so, in the same way he’s spent decades crafting SNL as a vehicle for the destruction of the very notion of comedy …

  13. 13.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    Has anyone been following the #morefakemitt thing on twitter? It would appear that he is now buying followers. One of his latest is named “Simmer Breathtaking”. I LOLd.

  15. 15.

    lamh35

    This is so sad. I remember watching on the news as the dad of the guy who’s son was celebrating his 27th b-day at the Colorado theatre. The dad was carrying around a picture of his son and asking anyone who’d listen and the news camera people to please help him find his son. It was heartbreaking. He later found out later in the day that his son was on of the victims.

    And the 6 year old who was killed who’s mom is still in intensive care and does not yet know that her daughter is dead…just heartwrenching.

    “Profile of some Colorado victims:
    http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2012/07/21/12858258-victims-who-died-in-colorado-shooting-include-sailor-aspiring-sportscaster?lite

  17. 17.

    castellan

    @Spirula: That’s like saying I could retroactively win the Presidency even though I don’t have enough votes to… Oh, wait. I see what you did there….

  18. 18.

    L. Ron Obama

    @Litlebritdifrnt: Yes, three posts above you.

    This whole fake followers shit is bullshit anyway, it’s probably spambots trying to up their reputation. In two days the same thing will happen to Obama’s account, republicans will go wild with glee, democrats will get pissed, and we’re back where we started. For fuck’s sake.

  19. 19.

    salvage

    @L. Ron Obama:It’s probably spambots trying to up their reputation? Is that a thing they do? Would they risk being exposed? Also they’re clearly not very good so I’m not sure if this is helping their rep any.

    I think it’s more like a team of Romney advisers who don’t understand the medium they are trying to manipulate.

  22. 22.

    a hip hop artist from Idaho (fka Bella Q)

    I have to repeat, how did I miss this? Probably because I had to go to the NAMI Newsroom to find it. I will continue to bang on a bout how offensive it is, and probably write a post about it on the MH blog tomorrow. Way to go VA – have your Lt. Gov insult not only supporters of the President but several million people who live with an undertreated chronic illness. Can we outsource or offshore a state by popular demand?

  25. 25.

    Citizen_X

    I think Obama should apologize prospectively to Romney for kicking his ass this coming Nobember.

  31. 31.

    Brachiator

    Didn’t know this video was a repeat of an earlier post, so I guess I retroactively enjoyed the shit out of it.

  34. 34.

    double nickel

    By early morning there will be several posts by right wingers who think this is the real deal.

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