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You are here: Home / Past Elections / Election 2012 / Late Night Open Thread: Bring It

Late Night Open Thread: Bring It

by Anne Laurie|  July 21, 20123:23 am| 19 Comments

This post is in: Election 2012, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Readership Capture

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Hat tip, commentor JWB. [Note for those not paying close attention, the cute blonde is actually Janel Benisch for TheSecondCityNetwork, not the official OFA spox. Although, yes, it would be awesome.]

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  1. 1.

    Yutsano

    July 21, 2012 at 3:57 am

    They can still co-opt that spoof though, amirite?

    (Cue Willard’s lawyers bringing up a slander lawsuit. Discovery could be very tasty.)

  2. 2.

    HEY YOU

    July 21, 2012 at 4:00 am

    Brilliant. ROFLMAO

  3. 3.

    The prophet Nostradumbass

    July 21, 2012 at 4:10 am

    Sorry, but that’s just a cheap imitation of this Elizabeth Warren one.

  4. 4.

    JoyceH

    July 21, 2012 at 4:55 am

    I SO love that!

  5. 5.

    dance around in your bones

    July 21, 2012 at 5:15 am

    “Like my ass chews gum?”

    AWESOME.

  6. 6.

    RossInDetroit, Rational Subjectivist

    July 21, 2012 at 6:26 am

    That’s elebenty kinds of awesome. Mockery is EXACTLY what will deflate Mitt.

  7. 7.

    boss bitch

    July 21, 2012 at 7:22 am

    lol!!! “No budget for nuance” – damn straight.

  8. 8.

    Gin & Tonic

    July 21, 2012 at 8:17 am

    Really fucking funny this morning. At least 20 people treated for burns after attempting to walk across hot coals at a Tony Robbins “motivational” event. Some hospitalized with 3rd degree burns. Unleash the power within, for sure. Morons.

  9. 9.

    Nethead Jay

    July 21, 2012 at 8:17 am

    Bwahahahaha. That’s wonderful.

  10. 10.

    Mino

    July 21, 2012 at 8:19 am

    That actress is pretty convincing. I think she’s a believer.

  11. 11.

    dance around in your bones

    July 21, 2012 at 9:23 am

    @Gin & Tonic:

    Anyone who pays money to attend a Tony Robbins motivational event involving live coals + walking over deserves…..

    Oh wait, that’s not very compassionate of me….

    I hope they get better in body and mind.

    =

  12. 12.

    mai naem

    July 21, 2012 at 9:38 am

    She even looks like Stephanie Cutter.

  13. 13.

    AHH onna Droid

    July 21, 2012 at 10:24 am

    7/11p parking lot, loser buys the winner cookies. Oh, what’s that, they don’t sell that kind of cookie at 7/11? No, check again, must be some mistake.

  14. 14.

    ThresherK

    July 21, 2012 at 10:41 am

    As a veteran of a few Melonvote specials with Floyd and Earl, it’s nice to see Second City still doing this on the new media.

  15. 15.

    West of the Cascades

    July 21, 2012 at 11:44 am

    Obama needs to apologize for liberal comedians and political cartoonists. Mitt (and Ann’s!) fee-fees are getting sledgehammered these days.

  16. 16.

    fuzed

    July 21, 2012 at 12:25 pm

    MOAR!

  17. 17.

    TheOtherWA

    July 21, 2012 at 1:03 pm

    I love this so much. And really needed a laugh this morning.

  18. 18.

    kerFuFFler

    July 21, 2012 at 1:22 pm

    Made my morning!

  19. 19.

    rikyrah

    July 21, 2012 at 4:34 pm

    hilarious

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