The bathroom, Day 3:
So the floor tile is down and tomorrow we grout it, the tub tile is halfway done. After this level, decorative tile goes in and then smaller tiles to the ceiling.
And by we, I mean I stay out of the way of the person doing this and run to Lowes to buy stuff every couple hours. My contribution to today’s construction was to accidentally step on a floor tile while handing the contractor a pencil, thus causing him to have to redo the floor. Yay, me. Fucking moron.
Here’s a bonus Lily pic:
It wasn’t until I got Lily that I began to understand the infatuation you breeders have with your children.
maven
come out-come out; wherever you are.
Lavocat
Ahhhh. Dog porn.
maven
As long as you’re redoing the bathroom……….
Odie Hugh Manatee
While the kids are a nice deal, the breeding is nicer. Especially the practice breeding.
Practice makes perfect! :D
Omnes Omnibus
Has there been any proof of life wrt Rosie since the wallet incident?
Yutsano
LILYPUPPEH!!
I haz Interwebs again. The last two nights have sucked without them.
Ash Can
WHATHTEFUCKETYFUCK
Whew. Thank God. I thought this blog was a goner for a second.
Ash Can
And BTW, am I the only one who feels a little chilly looking at that pic of Miss Lily? Somebody put a nice cozy blankie over that doggie stat!
boss bitch
Oh. No Cujo eyes this time.
You need a new camera. Everything in your house looks like the same color.
Jebediah
sexy bitch
ETA:!
eemom
Who else but John Cole could post pictures of a bathroom under construction and a centerfold from Hustler Magazine, Dog Edition and reasonably expect to generate at least 100 enthusiastic responses. On Friday night.
I give up.
Omnes Omnibus
@eemom: He times it right. Drunk people just need the openish thread.
Biff Longbotham
Bathroom re-do? Maybe shopping at Crate and Barrel for those all important accessories? Are you trying to tell us something? If so, I salute you! If I’m trying to read between single spaced lines, then please excuse the impertinence.
Jewish Steel
CNN:
25% Our meshugefication factor.
I’ll make some calls and straighten this out.
Spaghetti Lee
@Jewish Steel:
According to this thing, the last five elections have seen the Democrat get 78, 76, 79, 78, and 80 percent of the Jewish vote. http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/US-Israel/jewvote.html
I’m thinkin’ Gallup’s using some funny math.
Omnes Omnibus
@Omnes Omnibus: Moderation? Seriously?
NotMax
@Spaghetti Lee
Well, Sheldon Adelson counts (in his own mind) for 15% or more all by his lonesome.
Or maybe they polled ‘people who once ate a bagel’ by mistake.
freelancer
@Jewish Steel:
25% of any group balks when a public figure doesn’t commit to rendering their own personal bad guys into dust. Don’t worry about it too much.
Omnes Omnibus
Hyphenated to avoid moderation. FYWP
@eemom: He times it right. Drunk people just need the open-ish thread.
Roger Moore
@Spaghetti Lee:
Or maybe just a tiny sample size. If those are crosstabs from a nationwide poll, it means they’re asking maybe 20 people, tops. In that case the numbers are pretty much meaningless. They aren’t worth crap until you get at least a few hundred people.
satanicpanic
@Omnes Omnibus:
hell yeah!
Jewish Steel
@Spaghetti Lee:
@freelancer:
My finger poised to speed dial, I consider your information and put away my phone. For now.
NotMax
@Roger Moore
Also too, is the sample skewed to Orthodox? Conservative? Reform? Self-identified but non-practicing?
Jewish Steel
That problem solved, I have to tell you that the raccoons in my neighborhood are so stinky that, despite the cooler temps, I was forced to close my window and turn the air back on when they took their evening constitutional.
So, I need some volunteers to help me bathe the neighborhood raccoons. Show of hands, folks!
Martin
Hey, can someone help me get Kevin Drum’s email address. I think his cat was in my yard last night. Would like to get him my address to narrow down his search or if the cat comes back without my corgi chasing it off.
Spatula
The floor tile is boring and humdrum. Home Depot?
A tiled ceiling, however, sounds very cool.
Omnes Omnibus
@Jewish Steel: My brother was terrorized by the little bastards when they nested in his garage a few years ago. If you want to pressure wash them, I am sure he is your man.
Jewish Steel
@Omnes Omnibus: My friends live in the sewer. I have seen them crawl out of it at night. I will shout this passage down into the storm drain:
When they hear that, I expect they will surrender themselves eagerly.
Roger Moore
@Omnes Omnibus:
Could be worse. I have a coworker who had a raccoon nest in her chimney. From the sound she thought it was birds, but then they spread their fleas to the house. Naturally, nobody was willing to try extracting a family of raccoons from a tight space like a chimney, and she didn’t like our suggestion of lighting a fire in the fireplace. She wound up toughing it out until the babies were ready to move. One day when they were out, she had somebody install a wire screen on the top of the chimney so they couldn’t get back inside.
jayjaybear
I’m having unseemly longings to see how Mittshugina does in Israel. I’m not proud of that, but I’m definitely not suppressing the sensation, either.
Jewish Steel
@Roger Moore: Our chimney is bricked up. Which seems a shame on a chilly fall evening. But in light of your story it seems like a blessing from the gods.
Jewish Steel
@jayjaybear: It’s fun to watch him step on his own shmekl in somebody else’s country. Nice change of scenery.
Roger Moore
@Jewish Steel:
You don’t need to brick the thing up to keep the raccoons out. You only need to have a heavy-weight wire mesh cover put on the top. The smoke can go out just fine, but animals larger than an insect can’t go in.
Jewish Steel
@Roger Moore: Of course. It was bricked up when I moved in. fixing it is one of those unnecessary projects that can never seem to move to the top of the list. Cosmetics and triage at our current income level, alas.
But back to my point: Will you or won’t you wash my raccoons?
NotMax
Still finding this medical reconstruction story a source of ‘the future is now’ amazement.
Yutsano
@Jewish Steel: Catch them and anesthetize them and maybe. It’ll definitely cost you at the very least Chinese food.
patrick II
@Martin:
Kevin has a facebook page. Perhaps you could send him a message there.
http://www.facebook.com/drumblog
Alison
@Martin: If you’re serious and not making a mean joke, his direct email is calpundit AT cox DOT net
mdblanche
On my way home from work, I glanced at the papers in the market. No mention of Romney’s disastrous day in London on the front page of USA Today. A photo on the front page of the NY Times with the article itself being on page A100. And in the local right-wing rag no longer even fit to line a birdcage, a front page article about Romney’s terrible no-good day. The national media may be so over this journalism thing but out in the sticks the local yokel media still does it sometimes, and they sometimes even do it through gritted teeth.
Jewish Steel
@Yutsano: Alright. I’ve got some codeine cough syrup from last Spring’s bronchitis. I’ll get the dj Screw bumpin’ and fetch some little plastic cups for coon-lean. This plan is coming together nicely.
freelancer
@Jewish Steel:
Oh this is going to be fun.
Jewish Steel
@freelancer: A little purple drank for you, Bandit. A little purple drank for me…
Jon H
@NotMax:
“Still finding this medical reconstruction story a source of ‘the future is now’ amazement.”
We can rebuild him. Better. Stronger.
Fasterfreelancer
@Jewish Steel:
Have you seen Buffalo Rider? Moreover, have you seen the Rifftrax of Buffalo Rider?!
Yutsano
@Jewish Steel: I’ll call a vet tech friend too. We’re gonna rabies vaccinate these suckers while we’re at it!
MattR
@NotMax: What is the post-op physical therapy for that?
Jewish Steel
@freelancer: “Fans of raccoon mistreatment have found their Citizen Kain” Ha!
No I haven’t seen it. That’s pretty good.
Odie Hugh Manatee
Florida has found a solution for rich people getting stuck in freeway traffic jams with the wage slaves and poor people: Lexus Lanes
Yutsano
@Odie Hugh Manatee: Oi. Stay classy Florida.
Jewish Steel
@Odie Hugh Manatee:
Trickle down traffic, poors!
MikeJ
Hello, people. Home from having yummy mussels and crab cakes at Etta’s. The US women’s game come on in an hour, and I’m wide awke.
Joseph Nobles
Tintin has declared Peak Wingnut over at Sadly, No.
http://www.sadlyno.com/archives/37368.html
I’m inclined to agree.
MattR
@MikeJ: If you are talking women’s basketball, my schedule shows China-Czech Republic at 4 am Eastern with the US women at 11:45 am
MikeJ
@MattR: Footy on the NBC sports cable channel at 1am PDT.
Odie Hugh Manatee
@Jewish Steel:
Trickle down traffic? That’s funny, but only as long as you’re not stuck in it.
@Joseph Nobles:
I would have to politely disagree. While that’s a pretty fucking crazy winger article, it’s only a momentary spike in the tremors on the Peak Wingnut Richter Scale (PWRS). I have faith that there’s much worse to come in the Peak Wingnut Event (PWE) that we’re currently undergoing.
An earthquake of unimaginable proportions would be shorter, more merciful and do less damage than what will come when the current PWE reaches it’s peak.
I do have to admit that is an interesting angle they are taking to blame Obama for the Aurora shootings. I knew there would be someone to find some way to do it but this angle? Never saw it coming.
But then again, I’m not a crazy Christian winger.
Joseph Nobles
@Odie Hugh Manatee:
Hmm, so you’re thinking “Obama made the Republicans pick Romney so we would have to support him”?
Raven
I want a report on that grout job. It’s a stone bitch, one pull on the sponge and you have to thoroughly rinse it. . ..repeat, repeat, repeat.
Odie Hugh Manatee
@Joseph Nobles:
Of course. Every winger knows that Obama makes all evil things happen. He made all of their great candidates fail so that he could shove Rmoney down their throats and then steal the election this fall. Obama also keeps telling my cats to fill their cat box.
He’s evil I tells ya, pure evil!
Joseph Nobles
Well, someone on Facebook goaded me and I wrote a pome.
Poor little Baby Jesus
He cried and cried and cried
Poor little Baby Jesus
He felt so dead inside
Cuz people used to follow him
And do the things he’d say
But now they show their Christian love
By eating Chick-fil-a
Obama made me write that.
The Fat Kate Middleton
@Joseph Nobles: Ha! Imma be stealing that.
Martin
@Alison: Dead serious.
Maude
@Martin:
I hope Inkblot turns up again. He has very expressive eyes.
jenn
@Martin: Oh, I hope you’re right! That would be wonderful.
Jebediah
@Spatula:
You were wrong the other day. The pie filter does exist. I submit that it is you who does not exist.