Whichever one of you prick bastards put my email address on the “Nutcase Rightwinger Bunker-Builder” forum, may I issue to you a hearty “DIAF, Motherfucker!”
For those who do not wish to read the LATEST whole spew of crazy (there have been more that 10 in two days) can simply read my response to the original writer, some guy with “canada” in his gmail address:
I’m afraid I can’t help you. May I respectfully suggest that you seek the assistance of a qualified psychiatrist? Since your email address marks you as someone from Canada, you’ll be happy to know that unlike the US, the care you seem to need will be covered for you.
God Bless,
Soonergrunt
The whole glorious spew of off the rails/off the meds crazytalk after the jump. In addition to our subject of black helicopters, Russian troops in Colorado, and theraputic doses of Seroquel, Risperdal, and Haldol, and to remind you all that these fuckers vote, please consider this an open thread.
From: Patriot News Network [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Thursday, February 28, 2008 6:52 AM
To: [email protected]
Subject: Obama’s True Agenda Exposed! Treason Within, The Russian Troops In Colorado!
The eyewitness testimony continues to come in. Keep an eye on the dates of these many reports, they tell an important story.
America is in very deep trouble, when you are finished reading this sobering intel, please get on your knees and seek God in deep repentance and prayer.
July 23, 2012 (stevequayle website)
Steve,
There have been numerous events around Colorado in the current weeks. Recently, here in my area. A good friend was at a shooting range on 7-21-12. He was there only a short time, and called me. He said there were 3 very “buffed” men at one end of the range, and that they were speaking both perfect English and Russian at the same time! (As I understand it, from talking to a gentleman who knows, you would have to start a child at 5 yrs. old to accomplish that.)
My friend spent quite a bit of time with them. Asked them what they were doing in the States. Said they were”mechanical engineers” . My friend, former military and and an armorer, said he had never seen pistol shooting like that. 2 and 3 inch groups at 25 yards, rapid fire. He said, “You guys shoot pretty darn good for “mechanical engineers”! The younger of the 3 asked my friend if he would like to shoot his rifle. He said, “Sure”! After picking up the piece, he said he noticed it had a Red Star on the scope! He told the ‘ENGINEER”, “Hey! This is Russian military!” The Man said,” Really?” He also told me the ammo was not sold in the States. It WAS Russian military issue. He said the reticle was as good as he had ever seen. He then said, “You guys sure you aren’t Russian military!” At this point they got somewhat upset. He asked where they had been, The told him they been up in Canada, the younger of the 2, that is. They shot a little more, then left. Headed for the range office to check out.
Upon arrival at the range office, told the young lady in the office, “That was kinda weird, shooting with Russian guys with military gear. She said, “Oh, there’s lots of them!” My friend being stunned, said “What!’ She said, “Oh Yeah, there’s alot of them that shoot here!”
Having said that, it appears we have a “Spetnatz Nest” in No. Colo. Very rural and isolated at this range. Not much out there.
Upon making some contact calls, appears I might have a possible place for where they are placed. Will do a little “road trip” soon.
Also, a longtime friend has been doing some “vacation time” in SW Colo. Spotted Russian troops, In Uniform down in Creed Co. 12 with European style motorbikes. Spotted a local Deputy, walked over to him. Said, “What are these “Foreign troops doin’ here?!”. The Deputy just rolled his eyes and walked off! My friend walked over to them and said, “Things are a little different here than in Mother Russia” They looked at him and just walked away.
A couple of days later, he was down by Wolf Creek, going to see the falls there. This was along Highway 149 going to Pagosa Springs. There about 3 mins., a Russian helo flew over their heads at treetop level, moving fast. We have seen 4 different Russian helos here in No. Colo.
Also, during the “Exercise” at Ft. Carson, a friend of 20 yrs. who is a documentary maker called live from the base. Said, “Guess what I’m Looking at” I said, “What?”. He said, “Black C-130’s with Red stars on the tails, doin’ touch and go’s”
Thats all for now, Steve. Will send more.
Keep The Good Work!!
God Bless,
“Mini-V”
May 13, 2012 (stevequayle website)
A week ago I was at Fort Carson on business picking up surplus equipment for the town I represent under a government program that gives surplus military equipment to local law enforcement agencies.
We’re going into what is commonly referred to as a boneyard as a group of soldiers were coming out through a small gate. I accidentally bumped into one of the soldiers and he turned and apologized in Russian, I took a quick look at his uniform and noticed that there were no insignias of any type or name tags.
Being that he told me he was sorry in Russian I responded no problem in German and received a very dirty look. At that time a man that looked like a 1950s KGB agent walked up to him grabbing him by the collar and shook him as he screamed at him. “English, you idiot, English.”
By the time he finished yelling at him we were out of range and I couldn’t tell what else was said but this was a platoon size unit of young man that seem to be very fit and I would not doubt that there are members of the Russian special forces. I have a little experience in spotting soldiers as I was in the Army as a military police officer for 10 years.
Will return to the administration building I ran into someone I met after Hurricane Katrina and we began speaking as I congratulated him about his promotion “whose name and rank I will not divulge” he tried me to his office and we spoke for about 20 min. while our chief law enforcement officer was signing out the vehicles.
The conversation turns in the past and present as he was surprised to see me in the uniform I was wearing and I asked him about the Russian troops. He started to stammer and he said what Russian troops? And my reply was the one I bumped into that study excuse me in Russian and his KGB handler who start raising hell with him.
He broke in to remind me that KGB no longer exist, on my reply was that, yes the KGB’s gone, but they’re using another name now and they are still in business.
He acknowledged that there were Russian troops on the base by head nod and asked him are they training with the 10th Mountain division again all I had for an answer was a head nod, then I asked why in the hell are we training the Russians with our best troops and he whispered that we are not training them, wer’e training with them. At that point he said he was busy and had to get back to work, it was nice seeing me and get the hell out.
Former State Trooper Greg Evenson has received corroborating info from highly placed sources in the Military.
Here is an excerpt from Evensons post at heartland.com
By Dr. Greg Evensen July 19, 2012
Most recently, I have received information from a retired senior commanderl who is in a network of “old school” senior officers evaluating the known intelligence concerning a two front combat theater of operations. To keep as much information available to an involved cadre of military and law enforcement agents/agencies, this unofficial, undirected, yet highly qualified working group, has arrived at the conclusion point as I will describe it here.
The overall engagement strategy here is to entice the American military into pledging huge naval assets in the gulf region. The Straits of Hormuz is the “choke point” for all things challenging to Iran. It is here that the Iranian Navy and Air Force will have their greatest chance to inflict REAL damage on our (homosexually celebrated) armed forces. This is a real point of smack down for the Muslims to bring utter destruction on the American military, the American armed forces, and the American people (infidel society). The Russians and Chinese do NOT have the immediate design or permission from the luciferians to openly face the Americans, however; they will be in the command and control loop that manages the combat theater, once operations begin. This entire scheme is part of a feint to also run interference at Diego Garcia, the staging area for material’ and air support. Russian, Chinese and North Korean subs are stationed there with surface ship support. It is clear that events are moving toward an engagement of historic proportions and cataclysmic repercussions on a Biblical scale. The Pentagon is operating on bluster and ineptitude on a staggering scale. Homosexuality has reached the highest levels of the Pentagon as well. The former officers who have seen this coming have disowned many of their complicit former colleagues, while watching in dismay as they move ahead with stupefyingly poor planning surrounding the commitment of at least two and possibly three Naval Carrier Task Force groups now in great harms way. (I add with emphasis the FEAR of these former officers who despise the surrender to politically correct forces in the White House and ladder climbers in the Pentagon who have set up our military for an incredibly disastrous defeat because they recognize God will not allow a “victory” by sodomite Generals on the field of battle. Their view and mine as well).
The “second” front is America itself. Combat troops from Russia and 14 nations, air assets, armor and artillery, fighter suppression through anti-aircraft batteries on movable platforms that can respond to changing air response grids as well as logistics, hardened communications and transportation hubs, compliment a training contingent that has masqueraded as “friendly forces.” The apparent use of some type of advanced accelerant in the massive western fires defies understanding or previous experience by firefighters in that region. “Almost nuclear” in its ability to spread fire and not be quenched by normal fire suppression methods suggests, but cannot yet be confirmed by scientific testing in labs, that intentional human complicity in the fires is virtually certain. Specific battle plans in war call for the destruction of natural and man made infrastructure by fire, specifically calling for great monetary, human and technological assets to be used fighting the fires as both a distraction and a planned reduction of the area involved to produce or exist on a “normal” basis.
(dailysheeple.com) Arizona says July 1 2012 at 11;39 pm :
I live in colorado and talk to these firefighters and I keep hearing RUSSIAN military are setting these fires,one fire fighter told me they caught russians setting off explosives six different times and the police would not arrest them so they came back home and said they ain’t fighting no more fires,well I guest they found something to keep all the russian troops busy in denver, SETTING FIRES……
May 24th 2012, (stevequayle website)
I am a U.S. Air Force veteran of the cold and vietnam war. I guarded nuclear weapons and uploaded nuclear B-52 bombers at two Strategic Air cCommand locations in the U.S. during the early 70’s. I was trained to recognize various types and configurations of enemy and friendly aircraft from that era I said this in order to qualify myself to you as to what I observed in Denver Colorado on May 8th. I had taken a business trip to Denver for a week and spent a week there in the Aurora section of Denver. On May 8th I entered a large park to walk my dog in Aurora at approximately 10 a.m. I noticed a large solid white aircraft fly over the park at approximately 500 ft and it was traveling about as slowly as a jet aircraft could fly without stalling. It banked right and turned to the side and I stood there watching it and trying to figure out not only what it was doing but exactly what type of military aircraft that it was. When it completed banking right I was shocked because I was now looking at a large clear cock-pit for at least two men and a nose confirguration that was uniquely Russian. I then realized that I was looking at a Russian Back-Fire Bomber that was painted completely white with no markings whatsoever. It seemed to be circling over the city either to observe Denver or even to be observed almost as if it were showing off. It then left the area and I never observed it again. I am still unsettled about what I observed on May 8th and I still possess an ominous feeling about it.
speakthetruth says: April 26, 2012 at 3:18 pm
WOW! I live near Ft Carson/Denver and have noticed some very strange things lately, to see this blows my mind! For the past few weeks I have seen more military marked vehicles that have sattelite dishes and all sorts of electronics on them, sometimes in large convoys and sometimes alone. I have seen some with Airforce markings and some with DOD seals on the doors. This last sunday my wife and I were having a picnic in the woods west of Ft Carson and had a C-130 flying tree top level for a few hours, touch and goes I suspect. Being an exparatrooper, and knowing the C130 is a paratrooper favorite, I wonder if they weren’t practicing for their visitors. I’ve been here 12 yrs and never saw ANY activity with the unmarked, non military looking high tech vehicles, and certainly not in such huge numbers. It was creeping me out before I learned of this “exercise”, now I’m really creeped out. To be clear, these weren’t your average, HUMVE and support vehicles, these were highly modified GMC trucks, they look much like ambulances in shape. There was a time when I wouldn’t post such things, but we can’t trust our own people anymore and the citizens need to know. Very strange and I don’t like it.
Crisis Jones says: April 27, 2012 at 3:10 am
Have been reporting on convoys of white (UN?) 1 tons to 5 tons with highly sophisticated built in communications systems on the move here in Northern California. Saw another three today out running errands. Looks like the UN is moving in. Let’s keep talking folks, ‘Communication’ is a huge part of warfare.
Thank You for the excellent report Shepard! Learned some things that Watson did not cover today. Good Luck Patriots! Every American Counts!
SoCal Patriot says: April 28, 2012 at 8:24 pm
- Repeatedly, just north of Los Angeles, we keep seeing very high luxury looking Motorhomes pulling white dual axle trailers, usually used for hauling atv’s. Except, these are not regular motorhomes. Typically rv’s of this size will have up to 365¢each a/c units and one satellite tv domes. These units have as many as 8the a/c units and 3one satellite domes. These are clearly unmarked military vehicles. The only thing needing that many a/c units are computer servers, . Todays military communications are extremely dependent on computer servers and satellite radio systems. It’s funny ironic, not funny haha, these rv’s come in all different colors but the trailers being pulled are always plain white, no markings at all, probably so any rv can pull any trailer. Usually folks that can afford these rv’s, also have matching trailers. Would love to hear if anyone else has seen units like this. Keep an eye on how many a/c units are on top!
- Jeff Martin says: April 27, 2012 at 10:58 pm
- I live in Missoula, Montana. On April 25, 2012, I saw a train load of camoed military vehicles on that train heading East. Maybe 100 or more. I spent 9 years in the military and I can’t say what these vehicles were. Most were the same and small, maybe in the 3/4 or 1 ton class. Small and highly mobile looking.?
( The Russian special forces are also responsible for the multiple underground explosions that occurred in Michigan on June 6, 2012, one of which was a mini nuke that set off radiation detectors in multiple states. The explosions were an attempt to set off the New Madrid Fault. When the attacks failed to achieve the objective the attacks were covered up after initially being reported by local news media. google, multiple explosions in Michigan June 6 )
A Message From Our Saviour (June 9, 2012)
“Treason from within: the Russian attacks on America!”
My Blessed Child, I am your Father Yahweh, yea Jehovah, Most High God! My Blessed Child, the alarm bells are sounding for this nation! Very great alarm bells! And, you, as a nation, are sleeping! For, a Trojan Horse has entered into this nation! You have widely opened your gates, and the Trojan Horse has entered in!
While you, as a nation slept, they worked; and still you are in the dark about their works. What is this Trojan Horse, and who are these, who have entered into your gates, whose works will have remained hidden?
I tell you that this Trojan Horse is the Russian Operation in your nation. Their true intents and purposes have remained hidden from you, the masses! And, their works have been in the dark; and sadly for you as a nation, the leader of this nation bowed to them! He broke to their demands and he opened wide the doors of your nation to these infiltrators.
Do not be naïve! The Russians, who supposedly came in for joint, military exercises, have not left; and their joint experiences have all been terminated, except for some very few.
Now, their experiences are known primarily to themselves and to a very few at the highest levels of your government. For, their collaborative efforts are to keep in power the one, who is in power over this nation. And, their combined schemes are to destroy this nation and to put it totally into the hands of your enemies. Do not believe that the Russian troops have left! They have only gone underground.
You will see more underground nuclear explosions, like the underground explosion, which was reported in and around the Indiana/Michigan area. You have also seen that this nuclear explosion and its radioactivity were immediately covered up. For, when the Russians came, they brought nuclear devices
Why would the Russians need to bring war planes into this nation; and why would you, as a nation, allow even one of their war planes to come into your nation?
When the Russians came, they brought nuclear devices. They brought explosive devices; and they intend to set off the New Madrid fault. They are viciously attacking the New Madrid fault zone with both nuclear devices and with their terrible weapons, which are known to cause earthquakes. They have also been busy setting fires and they plan to blow up nuclear power plants and to destroy dams.
They have been allowed into this nation for the sole purposes of destabilizing this nation! You will not recognize these Russian infiltrators. Their mannerisms and their training have been perfected so that they will neither be recognized, nor suspected as foreign. They are on your streets, in your tunnels, in your cities, in your subways, and in your countryside; and they have been brought in, brought into your nation by a few at the very top of this nation, particularly by your President. For, he will use their instabilities to get his iron grip on your nation. And, he will use their money to keep his place.Soon, devastating explosions will rip this nation from one end to the other.
You opened up and you allowed these troops and these many explosions to be brought in through Russian aircraft and vehicles. The plot is from within and the great treason is from within this nation.
I am showing you their works. I am not just telling you their plans; for their plans will come to pass in great measure. I am showing you their works: fires in New Mexico; fires in Colorado, nuclear explosions and various kinds of attacks on the New Madrid Fault lines. But, among their plans are planned attacks on your nuclear power plants, planned attacks on your dams and bridges, fires, fires all across this nation, many fires and explosions, and the planned release of poisonous gases! Yes, they plan to release the poisonous gases, and soon!
Now, you see! Now, you know! There is a president in this nation, who is a true Russian intelligence agent! He is one among them; and he has been one among them for most of his adult life.
Will one change the feathers of a bird? And, will this bird easily give up his power? He will not, for his controllers will not. And, his controllers are not just the Russians, but, as you know, his controllers also control the world’s wealth. Therefore, he will do as he is told to do; for he is Satan’s frontrunner, who controls the military and who will also bring this nation to its knees through the violence of this Trojan Horse; and also through the violence of the international banking cartel.
I tell you these important truths! For, soon, very soon, the poisonous gases will fill the skies and fires of all sorts will erupt all over this nation, fires and explosions, and a very great destabilization of the New Madrid Fault will take place.
And, you shall hear! Chicago is fallen! Chicago is fallen! Chicago is fallen, and so great are the numbers of the dead! For, Chicago is fallen and the city is broken, clean broken down! For, a very great earthquake will rip through Chicago!
Hear Me in this! The plans of their great works are to rupture the Great Lakes! See their evil works! See what they do! For, in this way, Chicago shall fall!
I am your Father, Yahweh, yea Jehovah, Most High God!
As witnessed, dictated and recorded this 9th day of June 9, 2012 Linda Newkirk prophecies org
June 11, 2012
The Lord gave me yet another dream last night but this one was different it felt more like a warning. Anyways this is what I was shown. I was following a military convoy when a portion of the road we were on gave way and one of there trucks got stuck so I stoped my car and got out to help them. After I had helped them to get their truck moving again one of their people came and helped me back up and asked me if I would follow them back to base because her commander would like to thank me personaly. So I did and after I was finished with the commander the soldier that I had spoken with earlier found me and started to speak with me. I asked her what the convoy was for and she told me that she couldn’t say so I asked her point blank if it was for population control and marshal law and with a sigh she pulled me aside and said yes. So I asked her if that meant that the NDAA was going to be enforced and the prison camps would be activated and again she told me yes and that its not just the american military that will be active and that half of that convoy was russian. And then I asked her when it would happen and she said that she didnt know but that it would be soon and that I need to get my family ready to flee because it is going to happen fast. My final question to her was did she know that when they are done with us that they would kill them next, but she didnt answer she simply turned and walked away. Steve I am not exactly positive about what the Lord is telling me other than watch and pray so that we may hear him when he tells us to flee. And as always I am praying for you and this nation so that people will wake up. God I pray that they do before its too late. J.
Excerpted from the ‘Obama Prophecies’ Nov 20, 2008 just after the election.
Just know, My Little One, that his roots go deep, that his roots are dark, and that they stretch wide in Communist/Marxist teachings and doctrines, even as I have shown you in a previous vision! For, these words and visions of our Father are also My words and visions to you! Obama has been brought through the ranks and has been deeply indoctrinated and trained in subversive techniques. And, he has been groomed and prepared for this time of world communism and Satanism; for nothing of such a magnitude happens in Satan’s kingdom by chance! But, even so, am I not in all of this?
You, Oh, My People in this nation have refused Me! You have refused our Father! You have forsaken righteousness, preferring instead to follow after the world, and to trust in the arm of the flesh, and to believe in men and their powers! Yes, indeed, to trust in a wicked government to rescue you, to fix your problems and to provide for you!
Now comes the very antichrist into your midst and you see it not! For, you are looking for someone to SAVE you from your own downfall! You are looking to a man to fix the world situation! You are looking to a man to save you from war, to save your houses, to save your jobs and to save your families! Yes, you are looking to a man and I have given you a man, who will lie to you! He will tell you every smooth tale! He will con you with every smooth plan, even as he leads this nation off a cliff, to a point of no return. Even as he sets up death camps in your midst and even as he executes your families and even as he ravages your land with war and destruction, he will tell you that this if for your own good! Even as he beheads and kills you by the hundreds of thousands, oh yes, he will tell you that the terrorists and the dissidents must be purged.
Oh, yes he will do these things! He will cast you into a third world war and quickly so, to cause you to be attacked and to be annihilated and/or carried away by the foreign soldiers. But, he will not be satisfied with only bringing this nation to its knees. He will look to the whole world, and wish to conquer the whole world; and to bring to its knees the whole economic system in the world.
For, he would have all in the world to bend a knee to him and to worship him. And, many, many will bow and serve him and many, many will worship him and many, many will take the mark of the beast. But, the tried and true will not! My Faithful will not, yet these things shall be; for they are now upon you!
Be not troubled, My Little One, for even so, all of these things must be! I tell you now that Barack Hussein Obama is the antichrist and that the false prophet is also already known and is standing in the shadows. For, now is the time that the world knows, even as I have told you, that Barack Hussein is the antichrist and he will rise over this wicked nation! And, know that our Father has placed him here and many, many of you have believed a great lie! Yes, you have first loved a lie!
I have called and sent My prophets throughout this nation to warn you to repent of your wicked ways, and you would not! You would not receive My warnings of correction, but have overwhelmingly scoffed at My warnings to repent, or perish. Therefore, your hour is at hand, wherein I will raise up the antichrist over this land, and you will drink of the bitter cup of your own sins! For, oh so wicked you are, Oh Nation of America!
(end excerpt)
By Tom Fife
11-20-8
During the period of roughly February 1992 to mid 1994, I was making frequent trips to Moscow, Russia, in the process of starting a software development joint-venture company with some people from the Russian scientific community. One of the men in charge on the Russian side was named V. M.; he had a wife named T.M. V. was a level-headed scientist while his wife was rather deeply committed to the losing Communist cause – a cause she obviously was not abandoning.
One evening, during a trip early in 1992, the American half of our venture were invited to V. & T.’s Moscow flat as we were about to return to the States. The party went well and we had the normal dinner discussions. As the evening wore on, T. developed a decidedly rough anti-American edge – one her husband tried to quietly rein in. The bottom line of the tirade she started against the United States went something like this:
“You Americans always like to think that you have the perfect government and your people are always so perfect. Well then, why haven’t you had a woman president by now? You had a chance to vote for a woman vice-president and you didn’t do it.”
The general response went something along the lines that you don’t vote for someone just because of their sex. Besides, you don’t vote for vice-president, but the president and vice-president as a ticket. “Well, I think you are going to be surprised when you get a black president very soon.”
The consensus we expressed was that we didn’t think there was anything innately barring that. The right person at the right time and sure, America would try to vote for the right person, be he or she black or not.
“What if I told you that you will have a black president very soon and he will be a Communist?” The out-of-the-blue remark was met by our stares. She continued, “Well, you will; and he will be a Communist.” It was then that the husband unsuccessfully tried to change the subject; but she was on a roll and would have nothing of it. One of us asked, “It sounds like you know something we don’t know.”
“Yes, it is true. This is not some idle talk. He is already born and he is educated and being groomed to be president right now. You will be impressed to know that he has gone to the best schools of Presidents. He is what you call “Ivy League”. You don’t believe me, but he is real and I even know his name. His name is Barack. His mother is white and American and his father is black from Africa. That’s right, a chocolate baby! And he’s going to be your President.”
She became more and more smug as she presented her stream of detailed knowledge and predictions so matter-of-factly – as though all were foregone conclusions. “It’s all been thought out. His father is not an American black so he won’t have that social slave stigma. He is intelligent and he is half white and has been raised from the cradle to be an atheist and a Communist. He’s gone to the finest schools. He is being guided every step of the way and he will be irresistible to America.”
We sat there not knowing what to say. She was obviously very happy that the Communists were doing this and that it would somehow be a thumbing of their collective noses at America: they would give us a black president and he’d be a Communist to boot. She made it quite obvious that she thought that this was going to breathe new life into world Communism. From this and other conversations with her, she always asserted that Communism was far from dead.
She was full of little details about him that she was eager to relate. I thought that maybe she was trying to show off that this truly was a real person and not just hot air. She rattled off a complete litany. He was from Hawaii. He went to school in California. He lived in Chicago. He was soon to be elected to the legislature. “Have no doubt: he is one of us, a Soviet.”
At one point, she related some sort of San Francisco connection, but I didn’t understand what the point was and don’t recall much about that. I was just left with the notion that she considered the city to be some sort of a center for their activity here.
Since I had dabbled in languages, I knew a smattering of Arabic. I made a comment: “If I remember correctly, ‘Barack’ comes from the Arabic word for ‘Blessing.’ That seems to be an odd name for an American.” She replied quickly, “Yes. It is ‘African'”, she insisted, “and he will be a blessing for world Communism. We will regain our strength and become the number one power in the world.”
She continued with something to the effect that America was at the same time the great hope and the great obstacle for Communism. America would have to be converted to Communism and Barack was going to pave the way.
So, what does this conversation from 1992 prove?
Well, it’s definitely anecdotal. It doesn’t prove that Obama has had Soviet Communist training nor that he was groomed to be the first black American president, but it does show one thing that I think is very important. It shows that Soviet Russian Communists knew of Barack from a very early date. It also shows that they truly believed among themselves that he was raised and groomed Communist to pave the way for their future. This report on Barack came personally to me from one of them long before America knew he existed.
Although I had never before heard of him, at the time of this conversation Obama was 30+ years old and was obviously tested enough that he was their anticipated rising star.
“The Third Great Judgement!”
The Great Methane Bubble beneath the Gulf of Mexico is melting;
And its’ terrible gases are rolling forth!
Repent, oh you people!
June 30, 2012
My Blessed Child, I am your Father Yahweh, yea Jehovah, Most High God, yes Jesus, Lord of Lords and King of Kings! I tell you again, that I am One and the Same! I am your Saviour! I am your Redeemer; and I am Most High God; and besides Me, there is none! But, there come those, who wish to quibble, who wish to find fault and who wish to dispute the truth of who I am! And some say, “She speaks to another Jesus! She hears from another God!” But, I tell you, My Blessed Child, that among these very mockers are those, who speak to another god. They speak to another jesus! For, I am not found among them; and these include some of your biggest critics, who control the churches, and who mock these works.
But, now, My Blessed Child, I come to you and I tell you a very important thing! And, this very important word is about to accelerate all of My judgements in the earth! Yes, people will look here and they will look there and they will say, “Oh, look at these Satanists! Oh, look what they do!” But, I tell you this! Hear Me in this! For, I am empowering the Satanists over you!
Just as I raised up Nebuchadnezzar and I empowered Nebuchadnezzar to come forward and to overrun and defeat My people, who did evil and who would not heed the warnings of My prophets, I have now raised up another in your midst! Indeed, he is Satan’s choice and Satan has put him over you through his secret organizations. But, I tell you now that I control Satan! He does what I allow and what I command!
I wrote the Book of Revelation; and I have spoken through My prophets down through the ages, for this is what My people chose. And, I have honored their choices!
The antichrist in our midst!
But now, hear Me in this! Make no mistake about it! Barack Obama is the antichrist! Whine all you want! Be in denial all that you want, but you will not change who he is; and you will not change the fact that I put him over you!
He is your worst nightmare, oh America; for he will burn you down and laugh as he sees you burning! He has no allegiance to America; for his allegiance is to Satan; and this man’s heart is set upon his rule of the whole world!
“The Time of the Burning!”
You, oh America, are but fodder for his fires, you wicked and adulterous peoples of America! And, burn you will! Yes, you will burn; and the fires will spread all across this nation, even before the nukes come! Yes, you will burn, oh America! For, you will not repent! And, because you will not repent; and I have called out to you for many years to repent of your evil ways, and you will not hear My cries, I tell you that you will burn! (The Lord warned the prophet, Dumitru Duduman, that America will burn. We have now come to that time!)
Terrible Droughts and Famines!
And, the famines, great famines, will begin to rip across this land, from one city to another and from one part of this land to another! In years past, I warned you through My words, which I gave to My servant, Linda Newkirk. I told you that if you would not repent that I would dry up your corn fields, that I would bring famines; and you would not hear! You would not believe!
Now come the famines, and you can see it at your door! For, the droughts are so great! And, now the great fires come, yet few of you can see them, and these fires continue on! Now comes also the time when your antichrist president will wallow in his victories! For, now comes also the time when he is coming into his power!
The Fall of America!
What will you do, oh you decadent nation of America? You will fall! America will fall! Yes, America will fall, and all over the world, the people will shudder! They will panic! They will fear with a great fear! For, they shall soon say, “America is fallen!” Yes, the whore of the world is fallen! That old wicked woman, who made the world to drink of the cup of her perversions, has fallen!
Yet, not all will fear, but only those nations, who have depended upon you, will fear! Many will rejoice! Many will be joyful! They will be glad; for you, oh decadent nation of America have terrorized many nations!
Terrors From the South!
Now comes the time, and it is at your door, when many nations shall terrorize you, oh nation of America! For, as you have sown, so shall you reap!
The wind is coming! Yes, a very great wind from the South is coming! A very great Southerly wind will come upon this nation and this wind from the South will greatly trouble you!
Yes, the King of the South will rise up and he will collect his own nations; and they shall rise up to defeat and to overthrow this nation, not through war, not yet through war, but soon through war! However, at this time, they shall rise up; and soon, en masse, they will rise up to overthrow the dollar! And, this wind will blow hot! This wind will blow upon you with a great force and this great wind will cause you to suffer an irreparable crack in the economy of this nation. And, the rumbles of this great wind shall crash and crack and beat and dissolve, beat and dissolve, pound and pummel the very economic structure of this nation!
The Works of the Antichrist!
But, do not be alarmed when you see your president bow to them all; for he is not after your approval. He is after their glory! He is after their support! He is after their admiration; for he champions their causes! He is their man and he is your great enemy, oh America!
Yes, America, your president is the antichrist! He came out of Europe! In Europe, he was conceived and through the European Satanic elite, he was born! But, he is truly a man without a country; and because he is a man without a country, he is loyal to no country! His eyes are on the prize of world governance; for while he bows today to ingratiate himself to foreign rulers, tomorrow he will require that they all bow to him.
The Fulfillment of Our Saviour’s words!
Yes, Barack Obama is a man with a great plan; but remember: I wrote the plan! I put him over you, oh America; for I am going to use him to break your pride! I am going to use him to break your haughtiness. I am going to use him to break your economy! I am going to use him to fill up your concentration camps! I am going to use him to haul you off as slaves, oh you rebellious house! I am going to use him to further pollute you, oh Nation of America; for he hates you, oh wicked nation; and I will drive his hate towards you until he sees you in flames from one end of this nation to the other, from north to south and from east to west!
The Price of Rebellion
You will not repent, oh you wicked nation of America! You will not heed My calls to repent, or perish! You will not bow a knee to Me, to the Creator of All Things, but you will bow a knee to him! And, many of you will take his mark and will worship him, just to have food on your tables. For, you will not honor Me and My word! You will not repent! Therefore, you will worship him and you will lose your souls! For, you have loved evil! You have no regard for what is right! You love a lie! You love every perverted thing; and you will perish in your wicked ways!
The Great Judgements of our God against Louisiana and this nation!
Get ready, people of Louisiana! Get ready! Get ready for one of the greatest catastrophes that you will ever see! I have sent you warnings through the great devastation of Hurricane Katrina! This was My first great warning to you, oh people of Louisiana: my warning to repent, or perish. Yet, you have made yourselves busy in re-buiding that great decadent city of New Orleans, but you have not repented!
Then, I sent you even greater warnings through the Gulf of Mexico oil disaster! Great is this calamity and great have been your losses through this great calamity! But, still you have not repented!
These are My judgments, oh you blind, who lead the blind; but you would not see My handiwork in the midst of these great calamities. You would not see My judgments through these great catastrophes!
The Third Great Judgement Against Louisiana,
and the people of this nation!
Now, you do not see again what is happening to you! For, the great frozen methane lake, which is beneath the Gulf of Mexico, is quickly melting! The heat of the seeping oil, which is pouring into the frozen lake, is melting this great lake of frozen methane!
Yes, you watch in amazement as these methane bubbles come to the surface and some of you are surprised at the shifting of your homes. But, hear Me! For, you have seen nothing yet! This gas is finding its own exits!
A great volume of methane gas is pushing upwards and is seeking to find its own vents! As more of this gas pushes its way to the surface, there will come a shifting in the subterranean land masses. There shall come a subsequent shifting in the lands, both beneath the Gulf of Mexico, and even for some distance from the Gulf of Mexico!
Some of these land displacements will be great with ensuing earthquakes. But, the earthquakes will not compare to the unexpected explosions, and in many areas, unparalleled deaths of humans, animals and aquatic life and yes, even birds and other life forms!
Oh, you people of Louisiana, you would not listen! I have sent you two very great calamities and now comes a third. So great shall be your suffering! The stench, the stink of the dying shall be so great! And, many will say, “Who is going to Louisiana?” For, the explosions and the dying shall be so great among you!
And, when you see these terrible things hit Louisiana, know that this is My third, great judgment against this wicked state. It is a haughty state! It is full of idol worship and witchcrafts; and those in the churches will not obey Me. They will not walk in humility before Me. For, their song is, “How great I am!”
But, I tell you, oh state of Louisiana, you are a cancer! You are a grievous sore in My face! You are a great blot upon the face of the whole earth; and I will erase you!
I will continue in My judgments against you; and I will continue to plead with you to repent through My great judgements, until I erase your very existence! For, you are rotten, oh state of Louisiana! You are rotten to the core and I will no longer allow this evil before My face!
I tell you now; and hear Me well! The great methane bubble, which lies beneath the Gulf of Mexico, is beginning to rupture! As this great bubble ruptures, it will push out! It will begin to push out with great force! It will erupt beneath the ocean! It will erupt all along the Gulf Coast!
The great rupture of this methane gas will hit Florida! It will hit Texas! It will hit inland and move up beneath the Mississippi River! It will go south towards Cuba. It will go towards Mexico! It will spew forth, sometimes with small eruptions, but at other times, the eruptions of these gases will be so great that they will easily sink ships! And, there will come a time when travel in the Gulf of Mexico will be extremely hazardous!
Most often, the presence of these terrible gases will go undetected, but the effects of these gases will be deadly! Whole areas will come under attack, and there will be many “unexplained” deaths and sicknesses! This great gas explosion will be seen as the “silent killer.”
The time is at hand, oh America! You have come to the time of your great judgements; and this bowl is now full and overflowing!
I am your Father, Yahweh, yea Jehovah, Most High God.
As witnessed, dictated and recorded this 30th day of June, 2012, Linda Newkirk prophecies org
July 31, 2012
Hi Steve,
I read the article about Odumbo supposedly giving away 7 Alaskan islands to the Russians back in February. A high up inside source says the leak for those 7 islands are payment for the 350,000 Russian troops here that will disarm and kill Americans when the collapse comes! It includes their training, wages, guns, ammo, tanks, assault weapons and housing in underground bunkers. So in reality Odumbo, gave away our land as payment to kill most of us, while all our troops are overseas and wouldn’t dare attack the American people! Back in February the deal was made just like the article says about the giving away of the 7 islands. So they say no money in the article was given because there wasn’t no US dollars paid! Instead they made a deal for the slaughter of our blood and lives for the rich oil based islands, and will let their Russian troops do the dirty work! Besides, how could they afford to pay the Russian troops you ask to attack the American people? They can’t! We are already 16 trillion in debt. In reality it is over 200 trillion! They don’t want our soon to be useless dollars anyways. So payment was made with the oil rich 7 islands for the Russian troops. It all fits the puzzle and the mystery behind what the payoff was. You may post or do what you want with this information. Pass this along to everyone you know……..
Keep up your great Watchman work and God bless,
GRP
stevequayle.com/News.alert/12_Global/120731.Alaska.html
Don’t know what else to say other than people better start waking up and paying attention to what is going on around us and over in the Middle East, all the civil violence will be coming here to our shores shortly to make way for a one world government.
J
piratedan
out here in Grand Junction, I did hear of a story where russian minks had evicted some native ferrets….. just more evidence of… hold on, there’s a knock on my door….
gbear
Did you know that Obama is a secret Canadian? He’s been signing up everybody.
I can’t read that kind of shit. No stomach for it.
Ferd of the Nort
The Russian aircraft thing may have some truth. The Russians are in this year’s multinational airforce competition, I heard announced. They will be competing their best against US and Canadians, just like the Indian air force did with their russian equipment) last year.
On the other hand….
PANIC STATIONS PANIC STATIONS ALL HANDS TO PANIC STATIONS.
EriktheRed
It’s not very often you see something achieve such a perfect blend of funny and scary.
Schlemizel
I want to laugh but end up just praying for the giant meteor we have been promised.
The end of a long tough day & I decided to give in and watch what ever was on NBC coverage. I see they have finally decided to show gymnasts other than the Americans – So far they showed an Canadian and a Dominican, both falling on their ass. Gad I hope NBC is not watched anywhere outside the US. Its already embarrassing enough to have to admit where I live
maven
My crazy tenant just told me that reason we have a National Debt is because Obama’s mother-in-law lives in the White House. And she is massively obese so we have to hire chefs to cook for her; (and youz knowz howz theyz lovez theirz Fried Foodz.)
I am considering a rent increase. But since he is on food stamps or the EZ card as he names it; I may cut him some slack.
Some days its really hard to be nice……….
He loves Mitt. Imagine that.
PeakVT
Well, that’s definitely tl;dr. But scanning it tells me that the country continues to be full of crazy people, most of whom vote and own guns.
Linda Featheringill
Best laugh I’ve had in quite a while.
At first, though, I was surprised to find that God speaks English. Then I realized that if you are omniscient, you undoubtedly know several languages, or maybe all languages.
One thing still puzzles me, though. If the All Powerful is truly bothered by Obama, why doesn’t he just zap him with lightning or something? Why should the Almighty have to resort to sending out emails asking for help?
Good post! :-)
PurpleGirl
Maybe the fact that they used the term “Russian/s” means they realize the Soviet Union is no more. Or, they always called them “Russians” even through the Cold War. But man, oh, man, do they have imaginations to spin such theories. (And I didn’t even read all of it… I was inoculated against such stuff by my brother trying to get me to read None Dare Call It Treason back in the late 1960s. The novels I was reading at the time included Seven Days in May, Fail Safe, and The Manchurian Candidate.
ETA: Yes, my brother is a wingnut.
different-church-lady
This is why I’m still a semi-Luddite.
Scott Alloway
What a bunch of fruitcakes. There;s no sense in discussing this with them. They have a belief system that is beyond logical conversation.
Screw ’em.
dr. bloor
My wife’s family–second generation Russian Jews, mostly–had a reunion in CO last week. Maybe that’s who was spotted, although I think they’re probably lousy shots.
TenguPhule
Evict him on grounds of being too stupid to live.
GregB
The Russ-Coms!
I knew it!
Meanwhile Mitt is fanning the lunatic fringe by telling them that Obama is trying to stop the military from voting.
He’s a horrible, horrible man.
Bruce S
“Why should the Almighty have to resort to sending out emails”
Because stone tablets are soooo 1200 BC!
Adam
I couldn’t make it the whole way through.
TL;DR for others: A guy gets e-mails from “sources” who have forgotten that the Cold War ended years ago and then passes it on to his mailing list.
TenguPhule
And every single word in there is wrong.
Meaning in language is now being gangraped, then put on a bus, beaten by a pimp and forced to troll in the worst back alley streets.
God
Dear Christians:
God here. I thought I would take the time to personally explain my absence in the Aurora shootings. While I was at it, I thought I would also explain my absence during every murder, massacre and crime that has ever taken place in World history, and in every war, in every famine, drought and flood.
You see, I do not exist. I never have. Did it really make sense to you that I would create an entire Universe with billions of billions of planets and wait about 13,700,000,000 years just so I could focus on a few Jews from Palestine about 2,000 years ago while ignoring the rest of the 200,000,000 people on the planet at the time? Did I make those few Jews or did those few Jews make me?
Further, do you really think I would sit back and do nothing while Nazis killed 6 million of my “chosen people,” but find it important enough to intervene and turn water into wine to stop some hosts being embarrassed at a wedding in Cana? Why did I seem to be so active in the Middle East for a brief period about 2,000 years ago, but totally absent everywhere else on the planet and for the rest of recorded history? Did I make the Jews or did the Jews make me?
So, you really think my periodic miracles prove my existence hey? Then why not something inarguable and unambiguous, like a huge crucifix in the sky, or my face on the moon? Why is it always that believers have to construct my miracles out of perfectly explicable natural events?
This happens every time there is a tragedy or near tragedy of any kind, anywhere in the world and in all cultures. Captain “Sully” Sullenberger pilots a distressed plane to land safely on the Hudson River in New York City with no deaths, and it’s a miracle from God; a young girl is found in India, totally terrorized, but alive after being abducted and ra.ped for a week, and it’s a miracle from my competitor Rama (or Vishnu or Shiva) that she is returned to her parents; or a family in Northern Pakistan survives an errant American missile attack, and it’s a miracle from Allah.
What all these self-serving proclamations of miraculous intervention always ignore is the downside of the incidents. The fact that the passengers and crew of Flight 1549 were terrorized and the plane destroyed, that 11 innocent people are dead in Aurora, that the girl was held for seven days, raped and sodomized and will be traumatized for the rest of her life, or that a number of innocent civilians were killed by the missile.
Of course, none of these incidents really are “miracles.” When the totality of facts are taken into account, “miracles” turn out to be nothing more than believers who are desperate for some sign of my existence ignoring the downside of a set of facts, focusing solely on the upside and calling the quarantined “good” a miracle from me or one of the other sky-fairies. A CEO might as well ignore the liability side of his balance sheet and declare it a “miracle” that his company just doubled in value.
Another annoying habit my “miracles” seem to have is that they always seem to tag along, just behind medical science, like an annoying kid brother who won’t go away. Until the mid nineties, those with AIDS who prayed for a miracle were never granted one. Medical science finds a way to permanently suppress the disease, and all of a sudden I start to perform miracles with AIDS patients. No polio patient ever received a miracle until the Salk vaccine and I routinely ignored cancer patients until chemotherapy and radiation treatments were developed. Suddenly, prayers to me from cancer patients are regularly “answered.”
Why is it that I still seem deaf to the pleadings of amputees who would like their fingers, arms or legs back, to those who have physically lost eyes or ears, to the horribly burned and to all others who ail from patently visible and currently incurable maladies? Why is it that, at the very same time, I am very receptive to the prayers of those whose condition is uncertain, internal and vulnerable to miraculous claims?
Take five minutes to make two lists; one of those ailments I will miraculously cure and the other of those I will not. You will quickly find it coincides perfectly with those conditions medical science (or the human body itself) can defeat and those we cannot. Why do you think that is? It is almost as my miracles are created out of medical ambiguity isn’t it?
No, my human friends. I am afraid I do not exist. I do not read your minds (or “hear your prayers” as you like to call it) and you are not going to achieve immortality (or “eternal life” as you like to call it) no matter how many commandments from Iron Age Palestine you choose to “keep”. Move on and enjoy the few years you have. You were all dead for the last 13,700,000,000 years and it wasn’t that least bit uncomfortable now, was it?
hildebrand
@Linda Featheringill: Bingo – I thought God spoke Arabic.
scav
OH, the poor poor man, his “good friend” recognized perfect Russian after only a very short time! His FRIEND is clearly a deep cover MOLE!!!!
Soldier Boy
Holy Derp, these people are incredibly high.
Didn’t anyone tell them its not 1983 anymore?
freelancer
Nothing is more patriotic than dedicating your adult life to wetting your bed.
g
I love how in the first story, the paranoid narrator’s FRIEND is someone who just exactly knows all about authentic Russian and English accents and how they are acquired. Does it occur to him perhaps to doubt and fear his own friend?
Zagloba
Well, you can’t refute it, can you? Can you?
/proud unrepentant sheeple +3
YellowJournalism
Oh, Patrick Swayze, how we need you still!
Corner Stone
Women’s gymnastics may be the spookiest shit ever. Just freaks me out.
scav
And why does Father Yahweh speak fluent Nigerian Prince 419ese and yet somehow forget to ask for our bank details to arrange for all the necessary tithing that will Save The Nation(tm) (and of which we will now doubt get a Patriotic(tm) tranche)?
scav
wait wait, Obamaman’s Tardis has been especially busy:
MikeJ
Whatever happened to the remake? I thought it interesting that the baddies were Chinese invading Washington this time instead of Cubans paratrooping into Colorado.
JoyfulA
They should shop at my grocery store, which is near a U.S. war college where foreign officers study with American officers. I find Mongolians and Peruvians more interesting than terrifying, lucky for me.
I stay away from the shooting ranges, though. That’s where last year a couple of RWNJ prison guards were stealing guns and killed one man for his, as they stockpiled guns in case of you know what.
YellowJournalism
@MikeJ: It was changed to North Korea, and I think the film has been shelved and placed in post production hell. It will probably hit DTV in a year or more.
LesGS
The Russians? Really? The Russians?
Are they coming to impose Sharia law?
FuriousPhil
Just today, I read an editorial letter sent in to the local paper that used the phrases ‘death camps’, ‘new world order’, and although he didn’t come right out and say it, made a pretty explicit comparison of Obama to Hitler.
At first I laughed it off. Then I got pissed that the local Republican-skewed paper would print letters like this. Then I remembered that the Nichols farm is just a shot right up the highway from where I live. The Hutaree were from the rural part of my state. A neighbor went ‘sovereign citizen’ when the state cops showed up a while back. And I freaked out just a little bit. These people are all around me, and I’ve got bumper stickers and yard signs up. The head of the county Tea Party lives down the road.
And then I say, fuck ’em, I’m not going to be intimidated by lunatics, gun-toting or otherwise.
Comrade Dread
Sweet fraking Buddha…
And these people have guns.
Can we add some low dose Xanax or Valium to the water supply in these places?
Anne Laurie
@Zagloba:
Fixted, per La Palinistra.
El Cid
“That’s right, a chocolate baby!”
Michael
The military is about to batter down your door and forcibly rebuild your economic viability. Truly, a blow to freedom.
jon
Someone pulled the Woolverines over their eyes.
MikeJ
@YellowJournalism: Changing to the Norks does make it more like the original. I’m every bit as terrified of a noko invasion as I was of a Cuban invasion.
mclaren
Wow, this is the Mother Lode of crazy. You’ll fit right in, soonergrunt, what with your delight in the president of the United States ordering American citizens killed without even accusing ’em of having committed a crime.
pseudonymous in nc
tl;dr — except that crazy always seems to come with “needs an editor”. Very Foucault’s Pendulum, that tendency.
@Schlemizel:
Foreshadowing. Keep watching and you’ll understand why.
LesGS
If the guy responds to your very measured, kind reply, you’ll post it for us, right, Soonergrunt?
SiubhanDuinne
@Linda Featheringill:
I thought it was kind of cool that Yahweh kept talking about a story from Greek mythology.
johio
Just to restore faith that there is intelligent life somewhere on our planet – Mars Curiosity landing just 2.5 hours away. Coverage on Nasa tv has just started, for night owls.
Rich2506
Whuuh? The Russians acquired seven Alaskan islands and our heroine Sarah Palin had no knowledge of the deed?!??! At least no knowledge that she’s willing to ‘fess up to? Traitress!!!
Yeah, being able to detect native Russian dialect, uh-huh. I was in Italy and stopped to ask directions to the nearest hotel and heard the young woman I was asking switch from a British accent to an American accent as she realized what variety of English-speaker I was. After I felt I could find it, I asked her about that and she said she learned both accents in school. Naturally, I was impressed by this, but no, I think it’s highly unlikely that someone’s English and Russian could both be so incredibly good that one needs special explanations to account for that.
MikeJ
@johio: 2.5, or 2.25? 14 minute delay due to that stupid Einstein thing.
Zam
Wow all that training and infiltration starting at age 5 and what not, yet these guys blow their cover to some unidentified ex service man who just walks up and asks. These Russians must be the most brilliant idiots alive. I feel bad for all the police and military in these areas having to endure all the questions about secret Russians and underground nukes. These poor people think that just because someone ignored their insane question that it is proof of a global conspiracy by satan.
SiubhanDuinne
@jon: That was a thing of shear beauty.
scav
Yahweh’s also a little dim if he asserts that “Their mannerisms and their training have been perfected so that they will neither be recognized, nor suspected as foreign” as we can read earlier how easily they’ve already been sussed everywhere after only a few seconds.
Comradde PhysioProffe
In Soviet Russia, delusional paranoid motherfuckers are afraid of *you*!
Mr Stagger Lee
@MikeJ: It seems the studios were afraid to offend the Chinese and thus shut out of the Chinese Market, so the bad guys were changed to North Korean, but that is the last I heard of it. I hear also that the third installment of Iron Man will also have some pro Chinese slant, i guess the villains will be either Falun Gong or Taiwanese.
Grover Gardner
So *that’s* where Robert Ludlum got his plots…
protected static
At least you didn’t get the email urging the mass assassination of traitors in Congress, complete with ‘last knowns’ for DC and home state/district… I forwarded that one to the FBI.
Ed Drone
Actually, didn’t God (in the form of Jesus of Nazareth) speak Aramaic?
Ed
PeakVT
@johio: Mars, Bitches!
hilzoy
I get those emails too. I haven’t tried to get them to stop for fear it might just encourage them. Plus, every so often they’re amusing.
That said: people are nuts sometimes.
Comrade Dread
So given that these people are speaking as if the Lord were speaking to them, I think we should honor their fundamentalism by heeding the Mosaic Law and stone them as false prophets when President Obama quietly leaves office in 2013 or 2017.
The prophet Nostradumbass
“It is to laugh”. From now on, I will be hearing Daffy Duck’s voice every time I read a post from Soonergrunt.
jayboat
Soonergrunt-
thanks for reading that shit so I didn’t hafta.
Jay in Oregon
WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!
johio
@MikeJ: And I just heard the CNN anchor say, “14 minute delay, that’s amazing. And we complain about 14 second delays”. I can’t decide if he doesn’t understand how the whole light speed thing works or if he is just amazed that Mars is far away. Either way, I’ll take dumb comments on Live TV for $100, Alex.
MikeJ
@SiubhanDuinne: d’oh. Missed the joke. by not reading the original. Shoot me. Or shear me.
Mnemosyne
Had dinner and some beer at this local place. (Actually, G had beer, I had a soda since I don’t like beer and they don’t have cider.) It was packed to the gills, as usual. Tasty, but now I’m tired out and I still have laundry to sort through.
brashieel
Wow, I remember this shit from Texas gun conventions in the 90s, word for word. I’m amazed and a little sad that they haven’t changed it up a bit since Clinton.
Seriously, just…wtf? These guys are still terrified of the Russkies invading/infiltrating/whatever? Shouldn’t they have at least updated to “Islamofascists” or some new paranoid far right nonsense?
Mike in NC
The shitty remake of “Red Dawn” appears to be in what they call Hollywood Limbo, where nobody wants to accept responsibility for it. Meanwhile, wingnut writer John Milius produced an equally shitty video game called “Homeland” that got terrible reviews. WOLVERINES!!!
BillinGlendaleCA
@Mnemosyne: I drive/walk by there alot, the parking lot is always full. But since I don’t drink anymore, I usually don’t pay much attention to any place with pub on the sign.
ETA: Though I will admit when I walked by there, the smell from the brewery was kinda nice.
Redshift
@johio: Heh. I heard a network news reporter on the story (or possibly local; we were at the in-laws and I wasn’t paying attention to what channel it was) explain that since there was a 14-minute delay, it would be an additional seven minutes before we would know what had happened. As best I can figure, he thought the 14-minute delay included the “seven minutes of terror” rather than occurring after it.
At the rate this is going, it should be a piece of cake get enough answers to fill out that Jeopardy category.
lamh35
Serena does the Crip Walk, Bolt does the Dougie!!! FauxNews heads are gonna explode and Bolt ain’t even American, but he is one of “those people”… Congrats Jamaica #1 and #2
Rommie
The Curiosity rover looks just enough like Johnny Five that I have this thought of it screaming AAAAAAAHHHHHH! if something goes wrong and it’s in free fall. I hope it gets down in one piece.
Bnut
@Jay in Oregon: There really is an XKCD comic for any situation, isn’t there?
lamh35
Good night BJ.
BTW, i’m just loving this NIKE ad even if they are an evil sweatshop conglomerate!
Voices
Hell yeah. Girl-fuckin’ power!
Mnemosyne
@BillinGlendaleCA:
It’s a nice place to eat and hang out even if you don’t drink. The food’s not bad — probably more a lunch place than a dinner place (sandwiches, etc.). It’s a good place to take your vegan/vegetarian friends since at least half of the menu is vegan. It’s also dog-friendly.
And since it’s right next to the train tracks, a tradition is forming where everyone cheers whenever a train goes roaring past.
The funny part was, I saw at least two people I know there tonight (one from work, one who works at a spa I go to in Montrose) so I guess it’s my kind of crowd. :-)
AnnaN
Hah! I got into a shouting match with my MIL 14 years ago (I’ve matured since then-swear) because she and my crazy brother in law were convinced that Clinton had been allowing the Cubans to conduct military “black ops” maneuvers in Florida because some fundy Christian had a parishioner who witnessed it. This is the new conservative urban legend twist on an old tale.
It is to laugh.
Citizen_X
He who smelt it, crazy lady. He who smelt it.
Cargo
undiagnosed and untreated mental illness is going to be the downfall of this nation.
Soonergrunt
@piratedan: You live in Grand Junction? I went to High School at GJHS.
danielx
@hilzoy:
Rephrase: All people are nuts sometimes, some people are nuts all the time. And the ones who are nuts all the time are a lot crazier than the ones who are nuts sometimes.
Yes, yes, h/t Abe Lincoln.
Mr Stagger Lee
@Mike in NC: Back in the eighties, responding to wingnut complaints to the minseries
The Day After, they responded with a completely forgettable Amerika, a series that starred Kris Kristofferson about a UN/Soviet takeover of the US, and band of brave patriots who come to lead a revolt. Probably one of the biggest turkeys offered by ABC. But I bet it on the in the VCR library of every militia member in the boondocks
Jewish Steel
Good chance the Marines will win a Tony this year. You heard it here first.
Sawgrass Stan
SG, a public email address is a public trust… apparently.
I ran through the spew trail quickly, just to make sure none of my relatives had sent you anything– looks like not, so I’ll just enjoy it in a leisurely fashion. BTW–possible coinage, if it’s useful: RWR: right-wing relatives. Could save time and keystrokes, no copyright involved. God knows I’ve been typing in “my right-wing relatives” a lot lately.
PS–even OFF my meds, this stuff would still crack me up.
Soonergrunt
@mclaren: Really? Because I thought this might be right up your alley, what with the TL/DR paranoid disjointed fact-free rant being your stock in trade.
middlewest
The best part is where Obama destroys Chicago. What a twist!
Soonergrunt
@LesGS: Certainly!
Soonergrunt
@The prophet Nostradumbass: I couldn’t find a short of Daffy saying that on YouTube, no matter what I did.
BillinGlendaleCA
@Mnemosyne: Montrose, eh, we lived up there for almost 20 years. I still go up there every couple of months for the Montrose Peace Vigil, with the dogs.
ETA: The dogs are even on their message board if it’s still up. I haven’t checked recently.
Ash Can
I have Reds under my bed.
Jay in Oregon
The guy who tried to claim that Boris Random Scientist let slip that the Russians had a bi-racial Communist mole, being groomed for President of the United States, overlooked one detail in his story.
He claims that “Barack” would come from Hawaii, but everybody knows he was born in Kenya. So this obviously isn’t the same guy!
(Seriously though, that was some prime, grade-A horseshit in that story.)
The prophet Nostradumbass
@Soonergrunt: I tried as well when I made my comment, but no luck. I think I have that one on DVD, though.
Richard
This lunancy reminds me a bit of the movie “Seven Days in May”, though in that case, the mysterious military operations were part of combined military/GOPer in all but name plan to depose an overly liberal President and impose a right-wing dictatorship.
It’s a great movie. Here’s the trailer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfA3TdLoOIk
joel hanes
On a horrible day, here’s another horrible thing :
Former AL Gov. Don Siegelman sentenced to 78 months in prison
This is a gross miscarriage of justice, engineered by Karl Rove and corrupt US Attorneys Leura Canary and Alice Martin. Here’s one of Scott Horton’s many articles on the case, this one exposing the corruption of presiding Judge Fuller.
Note that fifty former Attorneys-General from other states, some of them Republican, petitioned the Bush 43 DoJ to look into the corruption of the Alabama court system in this case. They were ignored. Nor has the Obama DoJ seen fit to investigate.
I had hoped that Sec. Holder would fire Canary and Martin, but the Obama administration has been to politically timid to do so. I believe that many of the Regents University graduates vetted by Monica Goodling are still in DoJ, poisoning our justice system.
amk
You think this is crazy? How about this?
These guyz fallling for the mittbot’s lie about OH early voting.
National Guard Association
Association of the U.S. Army
Association of the U.S. Navy
Marine Corps League
Military Officers Association of America
Reserve Officers Association
National Association for Uniformed Services
Non Commissioned Officers Association of the USA
Army Reserve Association
Fleet Reserve Association
Special Forces Association
U.S. Army Ranger Association, INC.
AMVETS
National Defense Committee
Military Order of the World Wars
Mebbe ‘murka does deserve its mitt.
Soonergrunt
@Richard: That is a great movie. But the email makes me think that somebody has been hitting the crystal meth a little hard and wearing out his VHS copy of Red Dawn.
trollhattan
Fifty pounds of crazy in a five-pound box. My concern is these OCD lunatics have 50-cal weapons in their double-wides. Just great.
cckids
Holy. F*ck.
That’s all, folks.
Anya
@amk: That’s depressing.
Mnemosyne
@BillinGlendaleCA:
If anyone in your family has problem skin, send them to Alison at Tuscany Skin Spa in Montrose. Great, friendly place (not snobbish at all) and Alison really knows her stuff.
(The person I saw tonight was Michelle, who co-owns the place with her mother. She’s also a good aesthetician, but Alison is the best for rosacea, allergies, etc.)
Steeplejack
@Soonergrunt:
I couldn’t find it either, but, since I never come back from YouTube empty-handed, here’s Dwight Twilley, “I’m on Fire.” (Daffy => Dwight, apparently.)
karl
I’ll bet they paid their range fees with Ameros.
Wag
@Comrade Dread:
Wouldn’t make any difference. They don’t drink water from the government system. Nothing but pure rain water and grain alcohol for their precious bodily fluids.
jon
Hunker in yer bunker cuz the Rockies have Rooskies!
So hold on to yer babies and even tighter to yer Swayzies!
Wag
will someone please release my comment from moderation?
Bubblegum Tate
Holy shit, that’s the uncut raw right there. Straight Behold a Pale Horse style. I’ve never heard that whole methane bit before, though. I must’ve missed it somewhere along the way.
Soonergrunt
@Wag: having trouble logging on to the console. I’ll clear it when I get in.
Wag
@Soonergrunt:
Thanks
JoyfulA
@joel hanes: You’re right, Seigleman going back inside is most depressing. As far as I can tell, he’s an innocent man, and one who could do a lot of good in this old world.
JoyfulA
@joel hanes: You’re right, Seigleman going back inside is most depressing. As far as I can tell, he’s an innocent man, and one who could do a lot of good in this old world.
fubar
Well I guess…Blame Canada!
Schlemizel
@scav: My brother was trained by the Army to be a Russian linguist. Its an intense course, after the first couple of weeks you are punished if you speak English.
For laughs these guys would go off base after they were done & speak to each other in Russian, then one would translate to English – this tended to confuse & frighten the staff at hotels & restaurants. But then again it was the height of the Cold War, today not so much
WereBear
This email illustrates how paranoia is a chicken/egg question for me.
The folks; who feel everyone is against them, no one likes them… that they are alone and no one listens to them… that they can only rely on themselves and their manly trigger finger in times of great desperation…
They’re right. But it’s not for the reasons they make up to explain it.
Mustang Bobby
I get the same shit in my in-box, too, from the e-mail address that is linked to my blog. It’s very entertaining.
I also get the ones from God Allah, who is looking for a press agent. No kidding.
wrb
Hey, I got that same email.
I mentioned it and the gathering Russian special forces, in a couple of comments this past week.
I’ve been keeping my eye out for buff Ruskies around here but haven’t seen anything yet.
Although the Kenyans and the Ethiopians are starting to move, I hear.
Terry
@God: Thanks. That was fun.
EIGRP
Let me try, let me try!
Last week, a couple of jets (painted white!) buzzed the lake where we were staying. It was up in the Adirondacks, so it was most likely Russian jets from a black-ops base, probably near Fort Drum since we are in cahoots with the Russians.
There was some spray coming out of them. I have a friend of a friend who says that is commie spray which makes people become communists. You just need a tiny bit and you become a commie-zombie.
My oldest was able to see the two pilots in the jets (they were probably only 1000′ feet in the air), and he could see the Russian sickle on their helmets. They were laughing and doing shots of vodka as they sprayed the communist virus in the water supply. It supports NYC, so soon millions of people will be converted!!
This is a fun game!
Eric
Terry
@FuriousPhil: If I were a fearful person, the Hutaree would have got to me. (Still not happy with them being at large again.) I’ve chased men with weapons in camo and greasepaint out of my yard a couple of times at 2 am or so. (Just chasing a coon.”) Lucky me; Hutaree to the south and “Mark from Michigan” just to the north.
Six miles southwest from the Umich diag puts you right smack in low-information voter country. Last year my wife’s walking group found a cow walking down the road and went to the nearby farm to tell them. The woman who came to the door was very thankful. She said that she was lucky this one wasn’t taken, because those “Ayrabs in Detroit” come out here and steal cows. “It’s happened before.” My wife refrained from pointing out that maybe missing cows just wandered down the road and into the woods, since this one was loose.
aimai
@GregB:
Wait, Maybe Obama is on the the fact that the military has been compromised by the Russians, the “luciferious ones” and the “homosexualist enthusiasts” [who only appear to love the military] and thus he is doing us a favor by not letting military people and their families vote?
No, just suffering from imploding brain cells, I guess.
aimai
lou
Yes, we did give the Russians a few islands off the coast of Alaska — in 1991. They were closer to Siberia than to Alaska.
http://www.factcheck.org/2012/03/alaskan-island-giveaway/
J.D. Rhoades
@EIGRP:
A friend of mine relates how he was having an e-mail conversation with someone he hadn’t seen in a long time. Suddenly this person started talking about “chem trails”–“you know that white smoke you see coming out of the backs of airplanes at high altitude.” It took my friend, whose father was an Air Force colonel and who’d grown up around planes, a few minutes to realize the guy was talking about CONtrails, formed by condensation of the exhaust in the cold of high altitude. But the guy insisted it was some nefarious government chemical warfare agent designed to make us all docile. Or sterile. Or something. There are some crazy mofos out there.
Will
As one of the gayz, if anyone sees any buff Russians, please send them my way.
Thanks!
Jay in Oregon
The problem with the industrial-grade crazy on display here is that there’s a chance some innocent people are going to get hurt when they finally snap, like the traveling salesman who was shot and killed, execution-style for the heinous crime of stepping onto the shooter’s property.
BrianK
I’m a little late to this party, but let me just add:
Cassidy
What’s funny is that it’s *completely reasonably for SPETZNAZ to be in Colorado. 10th SF Group is stationed at Fort Carson and their AOR is Europe.
*Not that I believe any of the BS in these reports is true, but if there is any truth to it, it has a pretty logical explanation.
Horrendo Slapp (formerly Jimperson Zibb, Duncan Dönitz, Otto Graf von Pfmidtnöchtler-Pízsmőgy, Mumphrey, et al.)
One of the weirdest things about the Obama–or should I say “Odumba”?–paranoia is this thing about him having been “groomed” from birth to become president and sell us out to the Russians or Muslims or Chinese or whoever the hell it happens to be in that particular fantasy.
So, in the United States, a secret cabal of malefactors grooms a traitor from birth to undermine the U.S.? O.K., it’s far-fetched, but I guess it could happen; it’s unlikely, but it could happen. But, what, these all-powerful, shadowy power brokers couldn’t find a white guy to do their bidding? That’s what’s so weird about this to me. The circumstances under which this country would be willing to elect a black man to the presidency are few and specific. It pretty much took George Bush being there for 8 years to sway the U.S. to choose Obama. Does anybody think he or someone like him would have stood much of a shot in 2004? 2000? 1992? 1984?
I guess they might answer that, well, the shadowy cabal set up Bush, too, and saw that he fucked things up badly enough to make the mood right for Obama. But then, wouldn’t it have made more sense anyway just to have started with Bush in the first place? These people are so far gone that there’s no hope of them ever getting back. It must suck ass to live that way.
Mustang Bobby
@Will: Enh. I went out with a buff Russian once. He needed to learn the basics of oral hygiene and the benefits of deodorant. Nice ass, though.
quannlace
Oh, please. It’s too early in the morning for ‘sobering intel.’
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jimmiraybob
Now that’s entertainment.
Dear Ruskies, If you want to bomb the New Madrid Fault you might want to consider the Boot Heel of Missouri rather than Michigan.
I have copies of super duper top secret (not available on inter nets or tubes) geology maps to show the location. Send one million………billion dollars to Agent XYZ at PO Box Rusky Agent, New Madrid, MO care of general delivery to cover expenses. Please to use small denominations. Please to include return address.
– Sincerely,
Agent XYZ
Nemesis
Goddammit! Why cant our people keep their traps shut? The ever vigilant are on to us. Now what?
Create and execute massive psy ops black bag operations. Check
Cancel the election. Check.
House opposition members in FEMA camps. Check.
Consficate all guns. Check.
Enact Shariaa Law. Check.
Provide welfare checks to eveery registered Dem for life. Check.
Destroy freedomz. Check.
wrb
@Horrendo Slapp (formerly Jimperson Zibb, Duncan Dönitz, Otto Graf von Pfmidtnöchtler-Pízsmőgy, Mumphrey, et al.):
Doesn’t seem so weird to me
wrb
@J.D. Rhoades:
Those were BIG a few years back. Maybe it was Clinton era. That is when the black helicopters were thickest. Everyone was on about what they were spraying us with. Not just wingnuts but your average waitress in the diner.
Bill Murray
@Horrendo Slapp (formerly Jimperson Zibb, Duncan Dönitz, Otto Graf von Pfmidtnöchtler-Pízsmőgy, Mumphrey, et al.): like they have just one secret undercover agent. Obama is just the one that worked
Bubblegum Tate
@J.D. Rhoades:
The whole chemtrails thing is big among Ron Paul-loving left-wingers. HUGE in Berkeley, as you might imagine.
Jay in Oregon
@Horrendo Slapp (formerly Jimperson Zibb, Duncan Dönitz, Otto Graf von Pfmidtnöchtler-Pízsmőgy, Mumphrey, et al.):
Writer Warren Ellis did a series of essays he titled “Bad Signal”; this is an excerpt of one that he wrote about David Icke.
http://angelophile.dreamwidth.org/1590011.html
Aet
I initially thought this was part of some bizarre marketing campaign for a new Red Dawn movie, maybe an ARG for a militia paintball/airsoft silliness. Now I think its some kind of militia/cult recruitment crossover effort.
I can see how some people find it scary, but its just too ridiculous.
JScott
When I lived in Colorado Springs back in the early 80’s, a good buddy was in the Army attached to Fort Carson. He had the full Russian drag for his rôle in training excises. Once, he captured his captors, because they were too lame to frisk under his (ladies, avert your eyes) happy tackle for a weapon. Fort Carson and Fort Hua…chamacallit do the full-tilt LARP. Would sound like fun, except training requires it be several weeks of grueling misery. Respect.
brantl
@mclaren: blow me, twice.
JR in WV
Hey,
@Nemesis:
I wanna sign up for the Democratic pension welfare check on your list please! I assume that comes in addition to my commie Socialist Security check and my state government Nazi pension check, right?
And my free no charge medical care for life account, too, right?
My best friend from college the first time (BSCS eventually, 3rd try, librul arts too boring!) is an ER doc near the federal supermax, they get patients totally chained up with guards wearing body-armor carrying machine guns. But they only speaks English, so no big.
His son is in the Marines – just got married to pretty girl, so prolly not part of the Homocommie pentagon thing. But he does work in secret security intel shop, so maybe… black ops, or at least dark gray.
I just can’t get that crazy, this is as close as it gets for me.
Not even close to the real crazies, really.
One time years ago my Dad was in the hospital, and I went to get him a milkshake and burger. When I got back and the elevator doors opened, I stepped into the hall and there were two sloarmed guards on the door next to his door… from Fed Corrections, prisoner in hospital, nd I couldn’t tell if they were to keep prisoner from escaping or to protect prisoner/witness from assassination attempts, as they were facing away from the room door looking at ME getting off the elevator with bags in my hands.
Hoping hospital walls bulletproof, doubting that was in the specs!
JR
celticdragonchick
@Aet:
Playing OP-4 is fun (opposing forces, that is). I did it a couple of times in the Army. It isn’t so fun when you are the target of the Op-4 out at the National Training Center in the Mojave Desert…in the middle of August and the ambient air temp is 112 degrees. Simulated gas attacks from a French Air Force Sepecat Jaguar fighter aircraft are not the thing to put you in a good mood when you have to put on chemical warfare suit and gas mask in that kind of heat. Meh.
Doktorj
I was selling sweet corn at our local farmers market last week, when I met a so called “patriot”, who informed me that virtually all the money collected from income taxes went directly to the Vatican. That’s why we have a deficit, according to him. No end of fruitcakes in this country. He did buy some of my corn tho…..
My Truth Hurts
Imperial Troops have entered the base! Imperial Tro………………..
Phoenician in a time of Romans
@maven:
I am considering a rent increase. But since he is on food stamps or the EZ card as he names it; I may cut him some slack.
Indulging these delusional wankers is killing your country. Get him to rant about the godliness of capitalism and the evils of sociaaaaalism and THEN raise his rent. And if he can’t pay it, tell him he can leave.
chris hedges, _Empire of Illusion_. You country is dying due to living in illusion, and you’re just indulging this wingnut in his.
Bill ORLY
@J.D. Rhoades: Google Tacmarks. There’s no telling how deep the rabbit hole goes.
dance around in your bones
These people are just so fucking stupid and paranoid.
OMG! Commies under every rock and stone!
Prepare, citizens!
eta: I couldn’t make it through more than 1/3 of those idiota emails.
Bill ORLY
Oh, and this: “After picking up the piece, he said he noticed it had a Red Star on the scope! He told the ‘ENGINEER”, “Hey! This is Russian military!” The Man said,” Really?” ”
Fer feck’s sake… I have a rifle with a Crown rollmark on the receiver, but that doesn’t mean that it was handed to me by Gustav V in Eskilstuna in 1917.