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Home Crap Home

by John Cole|  August 11, 20127:05 pm| 71 Comments

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Made it home in one piece, had a joyous reunion with the pets, went for a long walk, and now I am going to settle in and catch up on my shows and not think about Rmoney and Ryan.

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  1. 1.

    J. Michael Neal

    August 11, 2012 at 7:09 pm

    The IOC is considering kicking women’s ice hockey out of the Winter Olympics since no one but the US and Canada have ever won the gold.

    So when do both men’s and women’s pituitary ball get kicked out?

  2. 2.

    Violet

    August 11, 2012 at 7:12 pm

    Pictures or it didn’t happen! Glad you made it home okay. How are the feet?

  3. 3.

    Hal

    August 11, 2012 at 7:16 pm

    Really enjoying some unseasonably cool whether this weekend. I am so sick of sweating, I can’t wait for real fall/winter. I think I have the opposite of seasonal effective disorder. I get more depressed the higher the temp goes.

    Also, fucking Roku player. Works fine for weeks on end, then all of a sudden it stops/starts over and over again. Wireless connection is excellent, speed is fine. Looks like I’m going to have to factory reset it again, and re-register the device. PS3 works way better. I almost wish I would have saved 80 bucks and started with the PS3.

  4. 4.

    Violet

    August 11, 2012 at 7:16 pm

    @Hal: I’m with you on that. That’s why I’m not out working in my garden, even though it desperately needs it.

  5. 5.

    JenJen

    August 11, 2012 at 7:16 pm

    Welcome home! Last weekend of Olympics, too, in case you run out of stuff to watch.

  6. 6.

    schrodinger's cat

    August 11, 2012 at 7:17 pm

    Is Tunch ignoring you?

  7. 7.

    schrodinger's cat

    August 11, 2012 at 7:18 pm

    @Hal: May be you need to open the pod door.

  8. 8.

    Dennis SGMM

    August 11, 2012 at 7:22 pm

    It’s 105 and humid as hell here in the San Gabriel foothills. Many miles to the East of us they are suffering flash floods from the torrential rains. We don’t get the rain, but we do get the humidity. One of my neighbors (Another old coot like me) asked me how I liked the weather. I told him that it was like being in South Texas only way more expensive.

  9. 9.

    John PM

    August 11, 2012 at 7:22 pm

    You should have said stories!

    The only places I have looked at Romney-Ryan stories have been here, Maddow blog and Charles Pierce at Enquire. I refrained from reading Andrew Sullivan because I figured nothing good could come of it.

    I was thinking of renting the new Sherlock Holmes movie with Robert Downey; is it worth the $1.20?

  10. 10.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    August 11, 2012 at 7:23 pm

    Is it just me or is the site borked? I am getting ads overlaid over posts, and when I click on comments I get a popup for “giftsforyou”

  11. 11.

    Hal

    August 11, 2012 at 7:24 pm

    @schrodinger’s cat:

    For some reason I always think of airplane II before space Odyssey. I think the latter just did not make any sense to my child brain when I first saw it, but an old white lady snorting cocaine made total sense.

  12. 12.

    gnomedad

    August 11, 2012 at 7:26 pm

    @J. Michael Neal:

    The IOC is considering kicking women’s ice hockey out of the Winter Olympics since no one but the US and Canada have ever won the gold.

    As long as curling is safe.

  13. 13.

    jeffreyw

    August 11, 2012 at 7:28 pm

    Eyeball to Eyeball

  14. 14.

    Violet

    August 11, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    @J. Michael Neal: I don’t watch much hockey, so I don’t really care. The IOC eliminates and adds sports fairly often it seems. Isn’t softball gone now?

  15. 15.

    Josie

    August 11, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    @Dennis SGMM: Funny you should mention South Texas. It has hovered between 102 and 105 here for the last two weeks. We are supposed to have rain and cooler temps Tuesday – 97 degrees (shiver).

  16. 16.

    Libby Spencer

    August 11, 2012 at 7:36 pm

    I’m down with ignoring Rmoney and the Granny Starver for the moment. Let the dogs have their day. Still a long way to November.

  17. 17.

    cathyx

    August 11, 2012 at 7:37 pm

    @Josie: Doesn’t it always get that hot there in mid summer?

  18. 18.

    Lojasmo

    August 11, 2012 at 7:38 pm

    Lovely here in Minnesota. I spent all summer goading myself to run (single track, in the woods) and did pretty good, 5 days a week or so. This weekend was the first time I ended without being a sweaty mess.

    Lojasmo +2

  19. 19.

    chopper

    August 11, 2012 at 7:41 pm

    R-money and R-ayn

    fixt.

  20. 20.

    Mr Stagger Lee

    August 11, 2012 at 7:43 pm

    Mad Props to the Mexican soccer team winning the gold today, a new giant is rising in soccer. I would love to hear Brazilian sports radio, the coach of that team is toast, the players will be shamed by having their last names given back to them.

  21. 21.

    Josie

    August 11, 2012 at 7:43 pm

    @cathyx: Oh, yes, and the humidity is so thick you could cut it with a knife. It heats up here in May and doesn’t really cool off until late October or early November. The difference for me is that I am currently working at a birding center and teaching summer day camps for children, so am out in the heat for half the day four days out of the week. I am learning to live with sweating a lot; the upside is that I have lost fifteen pounds since starting to work there (7 months).

  22. 22.

    Linda Featheringill

    August 11, 2012 at 7:44 pm

    @jeffreyw:

    Great pic! Maybe you should submit it to The Guardian.

  23. 23.

    jeffreyw

    August 11, 2012 at 7:48 pm

    @Linda Featheringill: Thanks! I will note that the Guardian doesn’t need a submission from me to run my pics. HuffPo is running several of them lately, too.

  24. 24.

    cathyx

    August 11, 2012 at 7:49 pm

    @Josie: 15 pounds? Well then, it sounds like it’s worth the suffering.

  25. 25.

    robertdsc-PowerBook

    August 11, 2012 at 7:52 pm

    I have all the rage I need against Mittens & Eddie Munster. I’ll skip it for a little while.

    A picture of Tunch, Rosie, & the incomparable Lilidog would be helpful, John.

  26. 26.

    Steeplejack

    August 11, 2012 at 7:53 pm

    This morning I found my new cat, which disappeared shortly after arrival yesterday.

    I thought she was hiding behind the washing machine, but, since I heard absolutely no sound and couldn’t lure her out with wet food, I had a nagging fear that there might be a hole back there that would give her access to the innards of the building.

    Worst fears confirmed today when I was standing in the kitchen, just about to go down to the basement storage area to check out the innards of the building and see if perhaps she was down there. I heard a meow from under the sink. Opened the cabinet and found her head sticking into the cabinet from a cutout in the wall. She was very nervous and skittish, but eventually I lured her halfway into the cabinet with food, applied the kung fu grip and put her in lockdown in the bedroom. Spent the afternoon with her, talking to her and petting her. She was hypervigilant and nervous, pacing around as if looking for an exit but always managing to accidentally bump into my hand when she came by me. And purring about half the time.

    It was all so restful and such a relief that I took a bit of a nap myself, and I woke up a while ago to find her dozing under the covers down by my feet, just barely making physical contact. I left her in there and came out quietly. I’m sure she’s exhausted after her big adventure, and before that she was parked in a PetSmart for a couple of weeks.

    So, a good outcome. I am thinking about what nice thing I can have for dinner, and I might get some champagne to celebrate our delayed meeting.

    She is a small brown tortoise/tabby, supposedly 11 or 13 years old, but she looks much younger to me. Current name Sketcher, but that may be revised. Picture to follow when I can get one.

  27. 27.

    Violet

    August 11, 2012 at 7:57 pm

    @jeffreyw: Really? Do they just steal them? That doesn’t seem right.

  28. 28.

    jeffreyw

    August 11, 2012 at 8:01 pm

    @Violet: All of the pictures in my photostream are released under a Creative Commons license, anyone can use them with proper attribution.

  29. 29.

    Josie

    August 11, 2012 at 8:04 pm

    @cathyx: There are a number of reasons why the job has been a positive for me – being with the kids, learning more science than I ever have before, seeing tons of birds and bunny rabbits. The weight loss is the icing on the cake.

  30. 30.

    WereBear

    August 11, 2012 at 8:05 pm

    @Steeplejack: Congrats! Sounds like you a doing the right things.

  31. 31.

    gogol's wife

    August 11, 2012 at 8:06 pm

    @Steeplejack:

    You’re making me nostalgic. Ten years ago our darling Masha and Sasha spent the first few days behind the washer and dryer. Then Masha came out, gingerly, only to retreat to a closet, while Sasha started living on a bookshelf behind the books. They soon became cuddle bugs.

  32. 32.

    Hill Dweller

    August 11, 2012 at 8:07 pm

    Why is more of Tom Brokaw’s WWII exploitation being aired during the Olympics?

  33. 33.

    Jibeaux

    August 11, 2012 at 8:10 pm

    Ha, “home crap home.” I love The Money Pit.

  34. 34.

    J. Michael Neal

    August 11, 2012 at 8:11 pm

    @Violet: Sure. Sports come and go. What really rankles is that they’re using a bullshit excuse. The reason they want to get rid of women’s hockey is because it’s not a big draw. However, they don’t want to look like they’re picking on a women’s sport by getting rid of it due to lack of popularity when they’re keeping the men’s version of the same sport.

    So they’re hiding behind an excuse of a lack of competitiveness. Which is complete bullshit, because they will clearly tolerate sports that are a lot less competitive. The U.S. has now won five consecutive gold medals in women’s basketball (and seven of the last eight) and four of the last five men’s tournaments.

    They got rid of softball and baseball together, so they avoided the gender problem.

  35. 35.

    Lojasmo

    August 11, 2012 at 8:12 pm

    Oh, and my eldest cat probably has cancer or something. Liver/gall bladder related. He’s on steroids, and some other stuff. If his weight hasn’t stabilized in 30 days he’s going in the landfill.

    Fucking pets.

  36. 36.

    Waynski

    August 11, 2012 at 8:13 pm

    now I am going to settle in and catch up on my shows and not think about Rmoney and Ryan.

    Enjoy, brother.

  37. 37.

    Applejinx

    August 11, 2012 at 8:14 pm

    R-money and R-ayn

    Beautiful. Anagrams never lie…

  38. 38.

    Steeplejack

    August 11, 2012 at 8:15 pm

    @WereBear:

    I’m a cat wrangler from way back. Adopted my first stray almost 40 years ago. (Yikes!) This is my first in about eight years, though. Didn’t have enough room in the previous place.

  39. 39.

    J. Michael Neal

    August 11, 2012 at 8:20 pm

    @efgoldman:

    The CCCP could probably win hockey on the men’s side, if they were allowed to compete as an entity instead of a bunch of smaller countries.

    Russia is perfectly capable of winning the men’s hockey tournament on their own, and reunification probably wouldn’t help that much. The hockey system has all but collapsed in most of the other former republics. About the only players from any of the other national teams that might make the Russian roster are the Kostitsyns and Mikhail Grabovski from Belarus and they wouldn’t be much more than fourth liners.

    Latvia is the only other former republic whose national team is even in the IIHF Championship division and their roster is almost entirely made of of players from Dinamo Riga, consistently one of the bottom feeders in the KHL.

  40. 40.

    PurpleGirl

    August 11, 2012 at 8:23 pm

    @Steeplejack: Oh, that is so good that she came out and you found her. Nice that you got to have some quiet time with her. Hope the rest of the day goes well for you.

  41. 41.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 11, 2012 at 8:23 pm

    @chopper:

    R-money and R-ayn

    May I have that on a bumpersticker please?

  42. 42.

    cathyx

    August 11, 2012 at 8:31 pm

    I just want to say that if you’re saying ‘home crap home’, you must have had a great time.

  43. 43.

    Joseph Nobles

    August 11, 2012 at 8:37 pm

    @cathyx: I thought that was a reference to the joyous reunion with the pets.

  44. 44.

    cathyx

    August 11, 2012 at 8:38 pm

    @Joseph Nobles: I literally lol’ed on that one. It never occurred to me it could mean that.

  45. 45.

    trollhattan

    August 11, 2012 at 8:39 pm

    @Dennis SGMM:
    Freakishly hot in the Sac Valley, inching towards 110. But why my tomatoes not ripening? Double-penalty.

  46. 46.

    Corner Stone

    August 11, 2012 at 8:39 pm

    Could someone please stick a fucking German sausage down Tom Brokaw’s throat? Shut the fuck up you hoary Boomer glorifying hag!
    Thanks

  47. 47.

    WereBear

    August 11, 2012 at 8:41 pm

    @Steeplejack: Wish you both the best! She sounds like she has a big muffiny heart which really wants to trust.

  48. 48.

    cathyx

    August 11, 2012 at 8:43 pm

    @trollhattan: I’m having the same problem in Oregon. Usually I would start having ripe tomatoes about now, but they’re still green. But I’ll take a cool summer over red tomatoes any day.

  49. 49.

    raven

    August 11, 2012 at 8:47 pm

    @jeffreyw: Like when I ran across your shots from so long ago.

  50. 50.

    Hill Dweller

    August 11, 2012 at 8:50 pm

    @Corner Stone: As if Brokaw’s hour long vanity project wasn’t bad enough, I’ve also got to endure the same Americans For Prosperity anti-Obama ad during every f’n commercial break.

  51. 51.

    raven

    August 11, 2012 at 8:52 pm

    @Corner Stone: So you would have liked it better if Germany had won?

  52. 52.

    raven

    August 11, 2012 at 8:53 pm

    What I hate are these new TV’s that have no off switch or channel changers.

  53. 53.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 11, 2012 at 8:58 pm

    @Lojasmo:

    If his weight hasn’t stabilized in 30 days he’s going in the landfill.

    That’s really harsh, but I laughed anyhow.

  54. 54.

    West of the Rockies (formerly Frank W.)

    August 11, 2012 at 9:07 pm

    Please forgive me if I’m addressing something that was brought up in another thread, but did anyone find Ryan’s voice to be very similar to Bobby Jindal’s (in his ill-fated State of the Union response blather)? He struck me as condescending, phony, and dull.

    I suppose his voice may grate a little less than did Palin’s shrill tones. We’ll see.

    Christ, doesn’t it seem like just a few months ago that we were all complaining about McCain’s constant reliance on “My friends….”?

  55. 55.

    raven

    August 11, 2012 at 9:08 pm

    @efgoldman: Ever see “Hope and Glory” Boorman’s movie about kids in London during the Blitz?

  56. 56.

    Hill Dweller

    August 11, 2012 at 9:12 pm

    What was Brokaw rambling about when in studio with Costas? There is nothing analogous between WWII and the current financial crisis.

  57. 57.

    PurpleGirl

    August 11, 2012 at 9:13 pm

    The post WWII baby boom is generally taken to have started in 1946 and to have lasted until 1964.

  58. 58.

    Hal

    August 11, 2012 at 9:14 pm

    On why Romney picked Ryan, mystery solved, via Kos, via the atlantic:

    theatlantic.com/business/archive/2012/08/mitt-romney-would-pay-082-percent-in-taxes-under-paul-ryans…

    Under Paul Ryan’s plan, Mitt Romney wouldn’t pay any taxes for the next ten years — or any of the years after that. Now, do I know that that’s true. Yes, I’m certain.
    Well, maybe not quite nothing. In 2010 — the only year we have seen a full return from him — Romney would have paid an effective tax rate of around 0.82 percent under the Ryan plan, rather than the 13.9 percent he actually did. How would someone with more than $21 million in taxable income pay so little? Well, the vast majority of Romney’s income came from capital gains, interest, and dividends. And Ryan wants to eliminate all taxes on capital gains, interest and dividends.

  59. 59.

    Citizen_X

    August 11, 2012 at 9:25 pm

    @Josie: Birding in south Texas: yay! Sweating in south Texas: yuck.

  60. 60.

    sacrablue

    August 11, 2012 at 9:38 pm

    @trollhattan: My north Sac county backyard thermometer made it to 106. My backyard tomatoes are pathetic this year, too. Hardly any fruit setting, very small when they do. Peppers are very sad and limited as well.

  61. 61.

    Josie

    August 11, 2012 at 9:44 pm

    @Citizen_X: How true.

  62. 62.

    Corner Stone

    August 11, 2012 at 10:01 pm

    @raven: Ja!…errr, I mean Nein!!

  63. 63.

    Corner Stone

    August 11, 2012 at 10:03 pm

    There’s just no fucking call to have a London Blitz fucking anthology for an hour.
    WWII happened at least longer than five minutes ago. So just shut the fuck up you old POS.

  64. 64.

    Mr Stagger Lee

    August 11, 2012 at 10:17 pm

    @PurpleGirl: And it looks like anyone born in say 1955(probably 1960) and after will be SOL when it comes to Social Security and other retirement benefits.

  65. 65.

    suzanne

    August 11, 2012 at 10:33 pm

    It’s still hot and dusty as fuck. Spent much of the day running errands and cleaning. I wouldn’t say my house is “clean”, but it’s a whole lot less unclean. So yay.

    Will be volunteering for my prospective Congresscritter of choice this week. I could really use another vacation. I could also really use a raise and a bonus. Sigh.

  66. 66.

    rikyrah

    August 11, 2012 at 10:57 pm

    @J. Michael Neal:

    The IOC is considering kicking women’s ice hockey out of the Winter Olympics since no one but the US and Canada have ever won the gold.

    that’s not right

  67. 67.

    rikyrah

    August 11, 2012 at 10:57 pm

    @J. Michael Neal:

    The IOC is considering kicking women’s ice hockey out of the Winter Olympics since no one but the US and Canada have ever won the gold.

    that’s not right

  68. 68.

    rikyrah

    August 11, 2012 at 11:00 pm

    @John PM:

    I was thinking of renting the new Sherlock Holmes movie with Robert Downey; is it worth the $1.20?

    yes

  69. 69.

    dance around in your bones

    August 12, 2012 at 12:19 am

    @raven:

    Ever see “Hope and Glory” Boorman’s movie about kids in London during the Blitz?

    That is such a great movie.

  70. 70.

    Corner Stone

    August 12, 2012 at 12:28 am

    @Citizen_X:

    Birding in south Texas: yay! Sweating in south Texas: yuck.

    Oh man. Birding in ST is definitely awesome. But some of the best times I had as a kid were on a 2500 acre lease a friend of mine’s dad had access to through his work. We went there in Summer to do all the scut work for the pre-hunting season, and “earned” our way into getting to be onsite during the Fall hunting season.
    Just a magical place for a kid to escape to.

  71. 71.

    Steeplejack

    August 12, 2012 at 12:34 am

    @Corner Stone:

    Until that one summer Dick Cheney shot Grandpa in the face. Not so magical.

    ETA: Snark aside, I spent a few magical years (aged 12-14) tramping around the west Texas desert outside Del Rio. My father was stationed at Laughlin AFB, a pilot training base with a lot of empty space for the pilots to crash in, and all we had to do to go camping or hiking was to fill a canteen, walk two streets over and step off into the brush. Miles of empty space, all enclosed inside the base perimeter fence. Good times.

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