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the 10% who apparently lack object permanence

Donald Trump found guilty as fuck – May 30, 2024!

Dear elected officials: Trump is temporary, dishonor is forever.

Rupert, come get your orange boy, you petrified old dinosaur turd.

“They all knew.”

We will not go back.

Fucking consultants! (of the political variety)

Giving in to doom is how authoritarians win.

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

You cannot shame the shameless.

These days, even the boring Republicans are nuts.

The most dangerous place for a black man in America is in a white man’s imagination.

When do we start airlifting the women and children out of Texas?

Authoritarian republicans are opposed to freedom for the rest of us.

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

Be a wild strawberry.

The real work of an opposition party is to hold the people in power accountable.

Every reporter and pundit should have to declare if they ever vacationed with a billionaire.

Narcissists are always shocked to discover other people have agency.

Something needs to be done about our bogus SCOTUS.

Let me file that under fuck it.

There are no moderate republicans – only extremists and cowards.

When they say they are pro-life, they do not mean yours.

“Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on.”

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  7. 7.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    Did you win one of those Obama campaign contests? Backstage with Barack or Sits With Fritz (ten dollar donors can sit next to Walter Mondale on the second night of the convention).

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    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    @Mark S.: Mark Halperin is flogging the “If there’s this much smoke, there must be a fire” horse. Which is fine with me if he wants to keep pimping this. Of course, I am sure the nudity aspect isn’t at all titillating to the Dick.

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    dance around in your bones

    Only football the Steelers could make Cole break his general misanthropic tendencies.

    (Misanthropic tendencies would make a great name for a …… )

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    dance around in your bones

    @dance around in your bones:

    Oh, wait – this isn’t football related?

    Mormon Democrats to Gather at Charlotte Convention :

    Money quote:

    But the stigma of being a Democrat in Utah is so strong that the state Democratic chairman, Jim Dabakis, said he recently had this telling encounter: He was in rural Iron County meeting with a small group of Democrats, when a man came up to him after the meeting and mentioned that he was gay. Mr. Dabakis, who is gay himself, said, “That must be tough down here.”
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    The man said that it was, but not for the obvious reason. “I don’t tell anyone I’m gay,” the man told Mr. Dabakis, “because if I do, they’ll know I’m a Democrat.”

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    hamletta

    Aw, shit, Cole. I would love to have foisted you on my wingnut brother and his cray-cray wife.

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    JGabriel

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist:

    Mark Halperin is flogging the “If there’s this much smoke, there must be a fire” horse. Which is fine with me if he wants to keep pimping this.

    If these were Democrats instead of Republicans who got drunk and skinny-dipped (and probably peed) in the Sea of Galilee, we’d never hear the end of it. Thirty years from now, we’d still be hearing Sea of Galilee jokes, much like Republicans told Chappaquiddick jokes right up to the day Teddy Kennedy died, and for several months after.

    So I say we keep it in the news until Novemeber, at least.

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