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You are here: Home / Rep. Steve King Is Sick of Multicultural People Because All They Do Is Feel Sorry for Themselves

Rep. Steve King Is Sick of Multicultural People Because All They Do Is Feel Sorry for Themselves

by Imani Gandy (ABL)|  August 22, 20129:10 pm| 63 Comments

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Asshole extraordinaire Steve King is concerned about the fact that Iowa State University has multicultural groups, because Multiculturals are nothing but whiny bitches who haven’t yet beheld the tremendous blessings in this great society of ours, and they do nothing but complain all the live long day:

I went to the Iowa State website and […] I typed in “multicultural” and it came back to me, at the time, 59 different multicultural groups listed to operate on campus at Iowa State. It started with Asians and it ended with Zeitgeist, so from A to Z, and most of them were victims’ groups, victimology, people that feel sorry for themselves and they’re out there recruiting our young people to be part of the group that feels sorry for themselves. […]

And then, you’re brought into a group of people that are–have a grievance against society rather than understand there’s a tremendous blessing in this society.

I mean, what the hell, minorities? Steve King is doing the best he can to make you feel welcome! He has yearned for the days when only white dudes who owned property could vote; he thinks dog-fighting is super awesome; he has compared immigrants to dogs; he has pretended that rape victims are an urban legend; and he has claimed that diversity is bullshit and that English should be the official language of these United States.

What more does he have to do to get you to quit bitching about everything all the time? Treat you like a human being or some shit?

You ask for too much!

[cross-posted at ABLC]

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  1. 1.

    Baud

    August 22, 2012 at 9:12 pm

    On one hand, I’m tired of hearing about these awful people. On the other, I’m thankful that you’re out there every day exposing them.

  2. 2.

    Steve

    August 22, 2012 at 9:13 pm

    This whole “Why isn’t there a NAAWP?” schtick will never get old.

  3. 3.

    scav

    August 22, 2012 at 9:15 pm

    If Iowa State sent him into such a tizzy . . . . , well, he better not look further east . . . .

    and “victims’ groups, victimology, people that feel sorry for themselves and they’re out there recruiting our young people to be part of the group that feels sorry for themselves.” must mean that Y was for Young Republicans.

  4. 4.

    Yutsano

    August 22, 2012 at 9:15 pm

    Keep. Him. Talking. Even the low info voters in his district are bound to notice that he is a mouth-breating troglodyte. Go Christine Vilsack!!

  5. 5.

    The Other Chuck

    August 22, 2012 at 9:15 pm

    This being Steve King, I’m certain he tied it into some fantasy of pedarasty and abortion. Or was this an off day for him?

  6. 6.

    arguingwithsignposts

    August 22, 2012 at 9:15 pm

    There’s apparently a lot of money in being a white male privileged asshole.

  7. 7.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 22, 2012 at 9:16 pm

    @Steve:

    I remember it from the early 1960s, no lie.

  8. 8.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 22, 2012 at 9:16 pm

    @Steve:

    I remember it from the early 1960s, no lie.

  9. 9.

    Arakasi

    August 22, 2012 at 9:17 pm

    A rich white male believes that there is nothing wrong with this country. It must be true!

  10. 10.

    Arakasi

    August 22, 2012 at 9:17 pm

    A rich white male believes that there is nothing wrong with this country. It must be true!

  11. 11.

    Chris

    August 22, 2012 at 9:18 pm

    Nobody who roots for the IRA ever, EVER gets to piss and moan about how minority demographics are being too uppity and feelin sorry for themselves. Fucking terrorist loving scumbag.

  12. 12.

    ? Martin

    August 22, 2012 at 9:18 pm

    You know, there isn’t a bigger group of whining victims anywhere than Republicans.

  13. 13.

    Arakasi

    August 22, 2012 at 9:18 pm

    A rich white male believes that there is nothing wrong with this country. It must be true!

  14. 14.

    Dee Loralei

    August 22, 2012 at 9:18 pm

    sorry to go OT so soon…..y’all can try to get credentials to the last night of the DNC for Pres. Obama’s speech @BarackObama.com convention. Well be passing out tickets this weekend.

    Imani, I want to buy you a drink in Charlotte, if I get my own credentials. John too, if he’s feeling sociable. LOL If you don’t have time, can I at least get a hug? LOL

  15. 15.

    beltane

    August 22, 2012 at 9:19 pm

    It is safe to say that in 21st century America, the group engaging in the most self-pity and holding the longest list of grievances are white Christian conservatives. These are people who are in a constant state of outrage over everyone and everything. Rep. King needs to go soothe away his sorrows with a nice big meal of Chik-fil-A.

  16. 16.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 22, 2012 at 9:19 pm

    @Steve:

    I remember it from the early 1960s, no lie.

  17. 17.

    dmsilev

    August 22, 2012 at 9:19 pm

    The competition is fierce, but Steve King really is in the running for a medal in the “Most Loathsome Member of Congress” race.

  18. 18.

    SiubhanDuinne

    August 22, 2012 at 9:20 pm

    @Steve:

    I remember it from the early 1960s, no lie.

    Also too, why is there no Men‘s Lib, huh? Huh??

  19. 19.

    ? Martin

    August 22, 2012 at 9:22 pm

    This is awesome:

    President Barack Obama continues to beat Mitt Romney among African American voters with a staggering 94 percent to 0 percent lead, according to a poll released Tuesday.
    …
    The poll surveyed 1,000 registered voters Aug. 16-20. The margin of error is plus or minus 3.1 percentage points.

    With a MOE of 3.1 percent, does that mean that Romney could draw -3% of black voters? Could they actually take votes away from him?

  20. 20.

    Yutsano

    August 22, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    @arguingwithsignposts: Gotta get on that sweet sweet wingnut welfare dontchaknow.

  21. 21.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    August 22, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    @Steve: To paraphrase the white guy in that video getting onto other white guys whining: Call me when you’re in the minority, are only represented by 10 people in the entire Congress, and states are passing laws to prevent you from voting.

  22. 22.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    August 22, 2012 at 9:24 pm

    @Steve: To paraphrase the white guy in that video getting onto other white guys whining: Call me when you’re in the minority, are only represented by 10 people in the entire Congress, and states are passing laws to prevent you from voting.

  23. 23.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    August 22, 2012 at 9:25 pm

    @Steve: To paraphrase the white guy in that video getting onto other white guys whining: Call me when you’re in the minority, are only represented by 10 people in the entire Congress, and states are passing laws to prevent you from voting.

  24. 24.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    August 22, 2012 at 9:26 pm

    @Steve: To paraphrase the white guy in that video getting onto other white guys whining: Call me when you’re in the minority, are only represented by 10 people in the entire Congress, and states are passing laws to prevent you from voting.

  25. 25.

    Yutsano

    August 22, 2012 at 9:26 pm

    FYWP.

  26. 26.

    ? Martin

    August 22, 2012 at 9:26 pm

    Don’t back down on the abortion issue:

    Michael Baumgartner, a Republican Senate candidate from the great state of Washington, has told a reporter at Seattle Met magazine to “go f–k yourself” after asking Baumgartner to clarify his position on abortion.

    Hitting a pretty raw nerve there.

  27. 27.

    Doggie D

    August 22, 2012 at 9:27 pm

    When considering Steve King, one’s mind wanders into the world of food. And Iowa is quite the place for food! I believe there are more pigs in Iowa than most any other state. And the corn that feeds the pigs, one of life’s simple pleasures when slathered with butter. I once ate a meal in Des Moines. It was pretty good (Applebees?).

    So, anyway, this brings us back to diversity, and its importance. Without diversity, you might only have one or two things to eat. Thusly we return to Steve King, who is therefore bad. Think Taco Bell. Yum.

  28. 28.

    Steve

    August 22, 2012 at 9:28 pm

    @Belafon (formerly anonevent): Special privileges! Special privileges!

  29. 29.

    Doggie D

    August 22, 2012 at 9:30 pm

    When considering Steve King, one’s mind wanders into the world of food. And Iowa is quite the place for food! I believe there are more pigs in Iowa than most any other state. And the corn that feeds the pigs, one of life’s simple pleasures when slathered with butter. I once ate a meal in Des Moines. It was pretty good (Applebees?).

    So, anyway, this brings us back to diversity, and its importance. Without diversity, you might only have one or two things to eat. Thusly we return to Steve King, who is therefore bad. Think Taco Bell. Yum.

  30. 30.

    Doggie D

    August 22, 2012 at 9:30 pm

    When considering Steve King, one’s mind wanders into the world of food. And Iowa is quite the place for food! I believe there are more pigs in Iowa than most any other state. And the corn that feeds the pigs, one of life’s simple pleasures when slathered with butter. I once ate a meal in Des Moines. It was pretty good (Applebees?).

    So, anyway, this brings us back to diversity, and its importance. Without diversity, you might only have one or two things to eat. Thusly we return to Steve King, who is therefore bad. Think Taco Bell. Yum.

  31. 31.

    NotMax

    August 22, 2012 at 9:31 pm

    Once upon a time, we aligned and authorized getting rid of a King.

    Iowa, it is up to you to continue the tradition.

  32. 32.

    Ann Rynd

    August 22, 2012 at 9:31 pm

    These complaining white guys need a twelve step group just for their sorry asses so they can unload all their racist, misogynist, gay hatred horse-$hit all over each other. Maybe they’ll see how tiresome it is to such predictable a-holes all the damn time.

  33. 33.

    arguingwithsignposts

    August 22, 2012 at 9:33 pm

    @Chris: I think Rep. Peter King is the IRA douchebag. Steve King is the generic cracker douchebag.

    Also, too, someone needs to fix the fucking comment system.

  34. 34.

    maven

    August 22, 2012 at 9:35 pm

    And who elected him?

  35. 35.

    Joy

    August 22, 2012 at 9:40 pm

    OTH, if the good people of Iowa vote him in, what can I say? Representative government, although it pains me to say it.

  36. 36.

    Narcissus

    August 22, 2012 at 9:41 pm

    Zeitgeisters go home

  37. 37.

    Peter

    August 22, 2012 at 9:43 pm

    Fuck, this reminds me of having to read literary troglodyte Harold Bloom’s bullshit moaning about the ‘school of victimization’. Fucking assholes the lot of them.

  38. 38.

    JustAnotherBob

    August 22, 2012 at 9:43 pm

    As a white male I sometimes get a bit worried that one of these assholes might piss off the majority of votes so much that they’d start legislating against us.

    “To the back of the bus with you, white guy….”

    Think that maybe if we wore a special badge to show that we weren’t “one of them” we might get a pass? Or are we just going to get toasted along with the rest of the marshmallows?

  39. 39.

    scav

    August 22, 2012 at 9:45 pm

    @Narcissus: Many from Western Zeitgheistania are, in fact, refugees here under a special program. How can you have forgotten the flotilla of paper ships they arrived in?

  40. 40.

    joel hanes

    August 22, 2012 at 9:47 pm

    @NotMax:

    getting rid of a King

    ex-pat Iowan here.

    Now living thousands of miles away, but
    I have once again contributed to Ms. Vilsack’s campaign.

    Unfortunately, none of my Iowa relatives live in that district, so they will not have the opportunity to vote against the odious Steve K.

  41. 41.

    stinger

    August 22, 2012 at 9:54 pm

    As a non-4th district Iowa resident, I apologize from the bottom of my heart for this jerk. I’m supporting Christie Vilsack, wife of a former 2-term governor (hence some residual popularity), but can’t actually vote for her.

    I feel so sorry for those poor little home schoolers in this video, sitting in the front row, bored to death.

    I shall endeavor to post only once. Here goes!

  42. 42.

    1badbaba3

    August 22, 2012 at 9:59 pm

    Everyday he shows why Michele Bachmann calls him the “Stunning” Steve King. Sheesh.

  43. 43.

    The Fat Kate Middleton

    August 22, 2012 at 10:02 pm

    @joel hanes:

    Now living thousands of miles away, but I have once again contributed to Ms. Vilsack’s campaign.

    Good for you. Although Steve’s already whining loudly about the fact that his opponent has twice as many out-of-state donors. But don’t let that stop anyone from donating … seriously.

    I’m thinking of started the National Organization of WATBs, and making Stevie our mascot.

  44. 44.

    RSA

    August 22, 2012 at 10:04 pm

    I searched through the Iowa State site for a couple of minutes and was unable to find 59 multicultural groups. I suspect that Steve King is full of shit. However, there is this…

    Iowa State University has over 600 registered student groups and several honorary organizations, all of which offer leadership opportunities.

    How dare almost 10% of student groups at Iowa State be multicultural?

  45. 45.

    Regnad Kcin

    August 22, 2012 at 10:14 pm

    No Zeitgeist need apply

  46. 46.

    Death Panel Truck

    August 22, 2012 at 10:15 pm

    @? Martin:

    You know, there isn’t a bigger group of whining victims anywhere than Republicans.

    The butthurt just never ends with these people. The GOP tries to portray itself as the manly-man party, yet they are forever playing the victim. WATBs, the whole lot of ’em.

  47. 47.

    Roger Moore

    August 22, 2012 at 10:52 pm

    What more does he have to do to get you to quit bitching about everything all the time?

    Deciding to FOADIAF would be a good start.

  48. 48.

    Chuck Butcher

    August 22, 2012 at 11:01 pm

    I suppose we could just drop this asshole over a cliff and put us out of his misery… there are drawbacks to such an action, groundwater pollution is the first that occurs to me…

  49. 49.

    Scuffletuffle

    August 22, 2012 at 11:13 pm

    @? Martin: Black Panthers at the polling place…too scary to vote!

  50. 50.

    Brian S

    August 22, 2012 at 11:14 pm

    @Doggie D:

    I once ate a meal in Des Moines. It was pretty good (Applebees?).

    Not a single one in the city proper. Can’t speak for the burbs, mind you. But Des Moines itself actually has a pretty killer restaurant scene. It’s a city of 300,000 people, fairly progressive, and not at all represented by Steve King. Come back through sometime. I’m new to Iowa, but I’m picking up on the niceness pretty quickly.

  51. 51.

    clayton

    August 22, 2012 at 11:23 pm

    Where are the Steve Kings of Balloon Juice, Keith G. and Corner Stone?

    I miss them on posts like this. . .

  52. 52.

    WrongTribe

    August 22, 2012 at 11:29 pm

    @Chris:
    swingandamiss.

  53. 53.

    TOP123

    August 22, 2012 at 11:36 pm

    Steve King on Antonio Gramsci… holy hell, that was like an imaginary lecture by Bachmann on Sappho. I feel injured.

  54. 54.

    danah gaz (fka gaz)

    August 23, 2012 at 12:01 am

    @Steve: “This whole ‘Why isn’t there a NAAWP?’ schtick will never get old.”

    Germany had one of those. I seem to remember that it ended rather poorly.

  55. 55.

    pseudonymous in nc

    August 23, 2012 at 12:50 am

    When Tommy Tancredo retired, somebody had to take the place of Most Obviously Racist Congresscritter. Steve King not only looked the part, but thought the part too.

  56. 56.

    dance around in your bones

    August 23, 2012 at 1:23 am

    White white whine you make me feel so fine
    You keep me whining all of the time
    White white whine you make me feel so grand
    I feel like a million dollars when my dick’s in my hand

    I’m a victim don’t you see?
    of a vast left-wing conspiracy

    Rush and Hannity tell me so
    and of course I believe it, yo

    It must be true, don’t you see?
    I’m so fucking oppressed since eighteen hundred and sixty-three

    (Ok, 1865 didn’t rhyme)

  57. 57.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN)

    August 23, 2012 at 2:14 am

    @? Martin:

    With a MOE of 3.1 percent, does that mean that Romney could draw -3% of black voters? Could they actually take votes away from him?

    Okay, going into full blown pedant mode here. Margins of error aren’t really taken from the normal distribution. They’re actually the lognormal. That means that the standard deviations actually measure the ratio of the point on the distribution rather than the difference. So the true value cannot, in fact, be below zero. (This is beside the fact that the MoE of 3.1% is for the full sample. With any of the smaller subsamples, the MoE gets bigger.)

    For most polling results, the difference between the answer you get treating the distribution as normal and the answer using the lognormal is so small as to be entirely unimportant and people reading the poll’s writeup have an easier time understanding what is said if you talk in terms of a margin of error rather than a margin of the ratio of the error. It’s only if you get results in the single digits or above 90% that you start to get a meaningful divergence between them.

    If the result really was *zero* people who were black picked Romney, then the math goes wacky, because you end up trying to divide by zero when computing the variance. The proper response at that point is just to say, “The shit is low.”

  58. 58.

    Anatoliĭ Lъudьvigovich Bzyp (formerly Horrendo Slapp, Jimperson Zibb, Duncan Dönitz, Otto Graf von Pfmidtnöchtler-Pízsmőgy, Mumphrey, et al.)

    August 23, 2012 at 2:57 am

    The more I see of these clowns, the more hopeful I become about holding the presidency and the Senate, and even making some inroads in the House. What floors me is the sublime skill the Republicans have in fucking themselves over. And what that all comes down to is that Republicans are assholes. They can’t help behaving like assholes because they are assholes. This is, I think, the best thing Democrats have going for them, as people, as a rule, don’t like assholes.

    I have a hard time believing that the Republican Party has conned itself into becoming the Asshole Party, but they have. It seems nuts that they would think that running explicitly as assholes would help them win consistently, but they do. And it’s true, this country has a reliable base of 27% who are assholes, and that’s a good base to build on, at least in theory. The snag is that you can’t win with 27%, even if that 27% is made up of some of the nastiest, most vicious, violent assholes to ever foul this country, since most of the other 73% finds the assholes utterly repellent.

    I’m just having a blast, watching these guys say something every other day to piss off half of the country. This isn’t something that happens twice a year; when your people show their assholishness as often as these people do it isn’t a fluke, it’s a pattern, it’s a trait, it’s part of your character. And the more these turds show their true selves to the world, the better off we’ll all be.

  59. 59.

    Patricia Kayden

    August 23, 2012 at 5:51 am

    So what’s King’s point? Ban multicultural university groups? What does he want to force other people to do now?

  60. 60.

    Judas Escargot, Acerbic Prophet of the Mighty Potato God

    August 23, 2012 at 11:01 am

    “Why isn’t there a NAAWP?”

    The correct response upon hearing this is: “We do. It’s called the GOP.”

  61. 61.

    brantl

    August 23, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    If truth-in-advertising was a fundamental, ubiquitous law, Steve King’s motto would be: “Becoming a bigger dick, every day. Count on it!”

  62. 62.

    Peggy

    August 23, 2012 at 6:50 pm

    It’s too bad you folks can’t take Congressman King’s words at face value. In true liberal form, you have to fabricate things to make your stance look somewhat reasonable.

  63. 63.

    proterozoic

    August 23, 2012 at 8:46 pm

    In college, I used to be in a club called the Anime Society. We would get together, once a week, on Saturdays at 7:00, and watch cartoons.

    I’m sorry for tearing apart the fabric of this nation

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