Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

A democracy can’t function when people can’t distinguish facts from lies.

Republicans in disarray!

T R E 4 5 O N

We still have time to mess this up!

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

Impressively dumb. Congratulations.

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

Motto for the House: Flip 5 and lose none.

Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

Roe isn’t about choice, it’s about freedom.

Just because you believe it, that doesn’t make it true.

A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals

Not all heroes wear capes.

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

Reality always lies in wait for … Democrats.

The arc of history bends toward the same old fuckery.

Optimism opens the door to great things.

I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

Today’s GOP: why go just far enough when too far is right there?

Accountability, motherfuckers.

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

Damn right I heard that as a threat.

I did not have this on my fuck 2022 bingo card.

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  16. 16.

    Violet

    Outlaw Jersey Whale? Hilarious.

    Heard a local wingnut talk show guy talk about last night’s convention show. He referred to it as “A bunch of people you never heard of, Ann Romney and a fat guy”. Then went on about “why can’t they reach out to Ron Paul? How hard is that?” This guy is not known to be a Ron Paul supporter. Curious.

  17. 17.

    Rey

    Watching Al Gore on Current TV- geez I could cry when I think about how he was robbed of the Presidency. Not sure if this country would be better off economically- but we for damn sure would not have been in Iraq. Then again we probably would not have a President Obama either.

  21. 21.

    John Cole

    Link fixed. Not that it matters. In the six minutes it took me to fix the link my post was stepped on.

    One of these days I should start a blog.

  22. 22.

    mclaren

    I’m deeply impressed, Cole. You directed everyone to a URL 404 dead link.

    With Democratic expertise like this, we can look forward to president Romney this fall and president Dan Quayle by 2020.

  23. 23.

    1badbaba3

    Leave John Cole aloooooone! You’re lucky he even let’s you comment!

    And yes, it is quite probably the greatest title evah. Certainly the most apt.

    Jackals.

  25. 25.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    @John Cole:

    In the six minutes it took me to fix the link my post was stepped on

    With only 1440 minutes in a day and over 300 frontpagers, the odds aren’t in your favor.

  28. 28.

    jomike

    So Chris Christie went rogue Tuesday night, turning what was supposed to be the Keynote address into (as someone put it on twitter) a Me-Note address

    Hey, it worked for Bubba in ’88…

  30. 30.

    Hal

    @Rey:

    Watching Al Gore on Current TV- geez I could cry when I think about how he was robbed of the Presidency.

    Please. I was thinking this two weeks ago when Michael Dukakis was on tv. I figured we would have never had Clarence Thomas on the Supreme Court, no Citizens United, and possibly no Bush V Gore, though in this alternate reality we may not have had Gore or Clinton at all.

  32. 32.

    MariedeGournay

    “Instead Christie went off on a shouty “Was it over when Obama bombed Pearl Harbor?” rant that included telling America that they would get fuck-all and would like it..”

    I nearly pissed myself laughing. “Obama?” “Forget it, he’s rolling.”

  33. 33.

    BethanyAnne

    HAHAHA, he’s FAT! HAHA! Fat like Michael Moore? I know that always make me rofl. Or fat like Al Gore? *gasp* Stop it, yer killing me. HAHA, fat!

  35. 35.

    Linnaeus

    Eh, I’m not down with the fat jokes and it’s not as good “Bill Kristol Is Invited to Eat a Bag of Salted Dicks”.

  37. 37.

    Aaron Baker

    Well, I’m overweight and I think it’s fucking brilliant. The post is great, too: in one paragraph, Christie is harpooned and made into lamp-oil.

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