Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

Republicans don’t lie to be believed, they lie to be repeated.

I’d like to think you all would remain faithful to me if i ever tried to have some of you killed.

In my day, never was longer.

Republicans are radicals, not conservatives.

You cannot shame the shameless.

I’m starting to think Jesus may have made a mistake saving people with no questions asked.

A norm that restrains only one side really is not a norm – it is a trap.

Human rights are not a matter of opinion!

Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

Not so fun when the rabbit gets the gun, is it?

Republicans do not trust women.

Welcome to day five of every-bit-as-bad-as-you-thought-it-would-be.

Humiliatingly small and eclipsed by the derision of millions.

The desire to stay informed is directly at odds with the need to not be constantly enraged.

No Kings: Americans standing in the way of bad history saying “Oh, Fuck No!”

Following reporting rules is only for the little people, apparently.

Dear Washington Post, you are the darkness now.

The current Supreme Court is a dangerous, rogue court.

One way or another, he’s a liar.

Republicans cannot even be trusted with their own money.

So fucking stupid, and still doing a tremendous amount of damage.

The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.

“Alexa, change the president.”

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  3. 3.

    trollhattan

    Please tell me there’s a tie-in with the Filipino Single Ladies display ad I’m seeing at the moment.

  4. 4.

    Corner Stone

    Let’s lay down some wagers now. I say Cole loses the fist fight on a TKO (unable to toe the mark) but wins when he physically collapses on top of ABL as she relentlessly and foolishly taunts him from a too close perspective.

    Well…”wins” will probably best describe what outcome we all get here.

  7. 7.

    Rey

    Can’t wait for the play by play of this historic road trip. Don’t forget all your liberal propaganda.

  9. 9.

    Corner Stone

    The only thing that would make this Thelma & Louise outing possibly any better is if Cole wears a kilt at some point or other.

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    Rey

    Can’t wait for the play-by-play of this historic road trip. Don’t forget all your liberal propaganda..

  15. 15.

    Hawes

    @JPL: Clearly ABL, with Tunch on her side, ABL narrows the weight advantage Cole brings. Rosie will also bring speed to her attack in close.

    Cole’s only hope is that Lily shames the Troika of Doom into a moment’s hesitation in which Cole can grab a role of quarters.

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    different-church-lady

    I’m really really hoping this doesn’t mean you’ve already had your first fist fight.

  22. 22.

    Comrade Mary

    @Corner Stone: No, no, the canonical question and answer are:

    Woman: I’ve always wondered what was worn under a kilt.
    Scotsman: Nothing is worn, madam. Everything is in perfect working order.

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    Corner Stone

    Listen. You’re going to have 5 to 7 years to drive that damn Infiniti every day.
    I’ve got like 5 to 7 days for balls to the wall honeymoon sex. Let’s just please go to Bora Bora.
    /stupid fucking Infiniti car commercial

  28. 28.

    Ash Can

    Hey Cole, when’s the wedding? Are we invited? If you give us enough advance notice, I can learn to play the accordion so’s I can provide musical entertainment.

  29. 29.

    Thor Heyedahl

    @Corner Stone:
    Three Scotswomen are walking home at night (they are neighbors) and find a Scotsman passed out partially under a wagon. His upper body is under the wagon and they can’t see who he is; however, they would like to help him get home.

    The first woman looks under his kilt and says, “It’s not my husband”.
    The second woman looks under his kilt and says, It’s not my husband”.
    The third woman looks under his kilt and says, “Why he’s not even from our village!”

    jimmythejock.hubpages.com/hub/thejockspot_UP_YOUR_KILT

  37. 37.

    andynotadam

    I’ve heard tell that the true Scotsman’s answer to the kilt question is, “Your sister’s lipstick…”

  38. 38.

    CarolinaDave

    I would not disclose my hiding place. but it is the Piedmont Triad are (hint!, north) so if you are going to be abused then we can shelter and shuttle you to the DNC.

    Courtesy also extends to ABL, if she gets tired of you pasty white ass.

    Y’all have fun in Car-Lot

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    Tim I

    I’m so diappointed. I thought by now ABL would be blogging about the Cole hovel, and that she would be trying to deal with the many creatures who dominate the Cole houshold.

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    Ms. D. Ranged in AZ (IrishGirl)

    Well, as gruff you pretend to be, I think you’re a big ole softy. Imani, on the other hand, will cut a bitch. I think your only recourse is to shout, “Help, Help, I’m being repressed!” every time she raises her hand and/or voice to you. I’m sure people will come rushing to assist you.

    PS: I’m totally jealous because I want to go the convention SOOOOO bad. There’d better be pictures or better yet, video, or there will be hell to pay…Hell, I say!

  42. 42.

    ABL

    Thanks to everyone who snail mailed money, buttons, and a bumpersticker that reads “I’m a greedy old white man, and I vote.” I think that must be for Cole.

    Cheers!

  44. 44.

    Cap'n Magic

    @Hawes: Oh, fer chrissakes, it a ‘roll of quarters’, not a ‘role of quarters’.

    Using shorthand is one thing. Not being able to proofread and relying on software to correct mistakes that aren’t semantically correct is another.

  47. 47.

    Quaker in a Basement

    OK, now I see why you never got married.

    There’s only one correct solution to a fight with the main lady: she’s right.

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