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Teenage Sluts Asking for It

by $8 blue check mistermix|  August 30, 20123:44 pm| 105 Comments

This post is in: Assholes

Father Benedict Groeschel calls Jerry Sandusky a “poor guy” and adds this (via Atrios):

“People have this picture in their minds of a person planning to – a psychopath. But that’s not the case. Suppose you have a man having a nervous breakdown, and a youngster comes after him. A lot of the cases, the youngster — 14, 16, 18 — is the seducer,” Groeschel is quoted as saying in the interview, which is no longer available on the paper’s website.

The interview, billed as a reflection on the 25 years since Groeschel founded the Franciscan Friars of the Renewal order, covered many topics, but has gained attention for Groeschel’s comments on child sex abuse.

“Well, it’s not so hard to see. A kid looking for a father and didn’t have his own — and they won’t be planning to get into heavy-duty sex, but almost romantic, embracing, kissing, perhaps sleeping, but not having intercourse or anything like that. I’s an understandable thing, and you know where you find it, among other clergy or important people; you look at teachers, attorneys, judges, social workers,” he said.

So I guess when a priest rapes, it’s not legitimate rape? Or is it non-forcible rape? Between the Republicans and Catholics lately, I just can’t keep my rape types straight. All I know is that when you ask old white guys about rape, you find that there’s very little of it, and most of it was solicited in some often imperceptable way.

BTW, this guy has a PhD in Psychology from Columbia.

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Always, Always, Always the Victim

by John Cole|  August 30, 20122:03 pm| 170 Comments

This post is in: Election 2012, Blatant Liars and the Lies They Tell, DC Press Corpse

Actually, the only coordination was when the RNC worked with the media to allow Ryan to speak before a nationally televised audience. As predicted, he then spent his time in the limelight lying his ass off, and this is what happened:

An army of fact-checkers swarmed around Paul Ryan’s acceptance speech last night, and the verdict was swift and unanimous: lies, omissions, a sweeping rewrite of recent history. But there’s one question no checker can answer: Why was it necessary to lie in the first place?

Mr. Ryan could have made a sharp critique of the Obama years without changing the underlying facts. That he chose not to do so suggests he isn’t sure the facts are on his side.

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With a few tweaks and a little more courage, Mr. Ryan could have made a speech that wouldn’t set off truth-meters and might have explained the foundations of the party’s thinking. The only conclusion to draw is that he really doesn’t want the public to know what he’s thinking.

More broadly, this is what is happening:

Look- I’m as shocked as Jay Rosen that even the Washington Post Editorial Board and other media outlets that normally roll over and play dead whenever Republicans blatantly lie are finally coming out and calling a lie a lie.

But if Republicans want to stop being called liars, they should probably stop lying about everything. But they can’t, because every time they are honest about their beliefs, people look at them like they are the three-headed spawn of Satan. Ask Rep. Akin.

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This is why we still need the Voting Rights Act

by Kay|  August 30, 201212:42 pm| 46 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Federal court rejects Texas voter ID law
WASHINGTON (AP) — A federal court has ruled against a Texas law that would require voters to present photo IDs to election officials before being allowed to cast ballots in November.
A three-judge panel in Washington ruled Thursday that the law imposes “strict, unforgiving burdens on the poor” and noted that racial minorities in Texas are more likely to live in poverty.
The decision involves an increasingly contentious political issue: a push, largely by Republican-controlled legislatures and governor’s offices, to impose strict identification requirements on voters.
The ruling comes in the same week that South Carolina’s strict photo ID law is on trial in front of another three-judge panel in the same federal courthouse. A court ruling in the South Carolina case is expected in time for the November election.

Be great if both Perry and Haley lost in the same week.

Link to the decision

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Go local

by Kay|  August 30, 201212:14 pm| 59 Comments

This post is in: Activist Judges!

More disgusting attempts to target groups of voters and deny them the right to vote:

Nearly a third of people whose citizenship and right to vote were questioned by Colorado’s secretary of state are actually U.S. citizens, election officials said Wednesday, prompting Democrats to question the motives behind the effort to clean up voting rolls as a tightly contested presidential election approaches.
Earlier this month, Republican Secretary of State Scott Gessler sent letters to nearly 4,000 people questioning their citizenship as part of a plan to have them voluntarily withdraw or confirm their eligibility to vote.
State officials were able to run 1,400 of those names through a federal immigration database and found that more than 1,200 were U.S. citizens. Verification of the remaining names is still pending, but so far, the search hasn’t turned up any non-citizens registered to vote.

Martha Tierney, an attorney for the Colorado Democratic Party, told election officials during a meeting Wednesday that they were wasting their time on a small group of voters instead of focusing on ensuring a fair and accurate fall election.
“This is a witch hunt and you should be embarrassed that you’re going down this road,” she said.
Gessler’s office plans to release updated figures Thursday detailing how many of the 4,000 people responded directly to affirm their citizenship or withdraw their voter registration. He said no further action will be taken involving people who did not respond to the letters.
More than three-quarters of the letters went to Democrats and independent voters.

If you live in Ohio, in Pennsylvania, in Colorado, in Florida, you are going to have to protect your right to vote from state officials who are seeking to deny you the right. I don’t know how much plainer I can make it.

I really can’t stress enough that you are on your own in the listed states. The Obama Justice Department has been the most aggressive on voter protection issues in my memory, but most of election law is state law. I’m going to repeat that again, because it’s the key to the whole thing. Most election law is state law. I wish it were different, but it’s not. We don’t have a lot of tools available in federal law to combat these sorts of suppression efforts.

My advice is this: go local. Call your county Board of Elections (or the equivalent) and ask if you are still registered to vote, what you are required to bring to vote a regular ballot (NOT a provisional ballot) and how you may qualify under any of the new requirements for voting. Get a name and then write that name down. If there’s a dispute you’ll need to know the name of the person who gave you the information. Be polite and remember that local career employees of these state agencies had absolutely nothing to do with the ALEC-written voter suppression laws.

Don’t give up until someone gives you an answer. The one and only advantage you have over these GOP state leaders and election officials is time. It will be too late on election day and there are no do-overs. Remember what happens if Pennsylvania’s election system falls apart. A Supreme Court Justice with a lifetime appointment will petulantly demand that you “get over it.”

An example: Governor Corbett and his political appointees and the Romney bundler he hired to do voter education in Pennsylvania issued a press release with great fanfare on their thrown-together, half-ass attempt to create and issue voter ID’s.

They’ve had months to address this obvious, documented problem but did absolutely nothing until they were sued, but they claim they’re ready now. This morning I called the Pennsylvania voter hotline to see how well the education effort was going:

Voter ID Hotline at 1-877-VotesPA (868-3772)

I got through the recorded message and hit the button to speak to a person and see if I could ask a specific question or two about how one might get the newly announced voter ID in Pennsylvania. It rang and rang and rang. I let it ring so long the call was disconnected.

This is what you get when lobbyists and their bought and paid for elected representatives push through a complete revamp of an election process immediately prior to a national election and then do NOTHING to educate people until those same state officials are hauled in front of a judge. You get hotlines that no one answers. So go local.

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Let me step into your erotic zone

by DougJ|  August 30, 201211:11 am| 147 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

My favorite idiotic description of Ol Blue Eyes’ star turn last night:

With a solid delivery of a well-crafted address, Ryan was able to touch conservative erogenous zones on President Barack Obama’s record while retaining an appearance of Midwestern reasonableness that centrist voters could find appealing.

If I’d written this as a joke, it would have contained the word “Burkean”, but otherwise it would be pretty much exactly the same.

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Skylark

by $8 blue check mistermix|  August 30, 20129:06 am| 111 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

This song has been stuck in my head all week. I like Ella’s treatment, though Aretha has an interesting take on it, as does KD Lang.

Have you anything to say to me? Say it in this open thread.

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Faint Signs of Life

by $8 blue check mistermix|  August 30, 20128:20 am| 80 Comments

This post is in: Our Failed Media Experiment

It’s similar to the way you’d treat a toddler who kept his pull-ups dry during the night, but James Fallows and Jay Rosen are both lauding the efforts of mainstream press in calling the Romney/Ryan campaign lies for what they are. I don’t want to praise with faint damns: some of those pieces are very good, including this one by Ron Fournier that analyzes why and how Romney is playing the race card.

Please understand that Miller [Fournier’s interview subject] and working-class whites like him have reason to be angry and cynical. First, life is tough and getting tougher for the shrinking middle class, regardless of race. Second, as the National Journal reported in the story involving Miller a year ago, minorities are steadily pushing their way into the middle class, which was once the province of whites.

The shift was most pronounced over the past decade, when 1.7 million Latinos joined the middle class and 1.5 million whites fell out. […]

Working-class whites, in other words, are already more prosperous and secure than working-class minorities, but they’re less optimistic because they don’t believe they’re climbing anymore. They’re simply trying to hold on to what they’ve got, and see others grabbing at it.

Thanks to Romney, they see minorities grabbing at their way of life every day and all day in the inaccurate welfare ad. […]

I’m sick of the term “race card”–it is a far too reductive and savvy dismissal of a divisive and resentful tactic. But if use of that term is coupled with some discussion of the shrinking middle class, that’s a hell of a lot better than the usual discussion over who transgressed the status quo, which about as far as “race card” discussions ever get.

The Romney campaign is betting that reporters like Fournier and papers like the LA and NY Times, which are two other examples Fallows and Rosen use, aren’t going to make much of a dent in the general press’ inclination to just repeat Romney lies without interpretation. I still wouldn’t bet against that, but there are some encouraging signs.

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