Krugman explains how Paul Ryan knows President Obama is responsible for closing an auto plant in his Wisconsin district before the President took office (as Ryan again told the completely bonkers lie in his convention speech last night):
One possibility is that the Serious, Honest Conservative is actually unserious and breathtakingly dishonest. Alternatively, he’s branched out from Ayn Rand, and is now also listening to this guy:
“People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually — from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint — it’s more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly… timey-wimey… stuff.”
My life is now complete. Also, I suspect Romney and Ryan are Weeping Angels, only they freeze their stated political positions if they are being directly observed. Otherwise, if you blink, they immediately change their stated political positions and loot your 401(k) instead of feeding on your temporal potentiality if they touch you, and then instantly send you back to the short end of the stick side of the Gilded Age.
Very scary stuff.