Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Following reporting rules is only for the little people, apparently.

In my day, never was longer.

A consequence of cucumbers

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

As long as McCarthy is Speaker, the House will never be in order.

Putin must be throwing ketchup at the walls.

Happy indictment week to all who celebrate!

Something needs to be done about our bogus SCOTUS.

Don’t expect peaches from an apple tree.

I like you, you’re my kind of trouble.

They’re not red states to be hated; they are voter suppression states to be fixed.

I wonder if trump will be tried as an adult.

But frankly mr. cole, I’ll be happier when you get back to telling us to go fuck ourselves.

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

Fuck the extremist election deniers. What’s money for if not for keeping them out of office?

A last alliance of elves and men. also pet photos.

Everyone is in a bubble, but some bubbles model reality far better than others!

Black Jesus loves a paper trail.

How can republicans represent us when they don’t trust women?

Anyone who bans teaching American history has no right to shape America’s future.

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

Stop using mental illness to avoid talking about armed white supremacy.

They are lying in pursuit of an agenda.

Too often we hand the biggest microphones to the cynics and the critics who delight in declaring failure.

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Well dears, the convention is over. I had intended to write so many posts keeping you up to date on what was what, but what with this and that, and that and this, I somehow could not find the time. I’m writing you a long post with all of my adventures, from the minor Paulite revolution I fomented to the rather odd orgy I ended up at in the Bachmann’s suite. It was remarkably like the video above.

I blame grindr. More on all that later.

In the meantime, I note that I also omitted to follow up on my thread to find the best personal ad from the convention. I checked on my gays every day and, frankly, I was a little disappointed. The boys of Tampa just didn’t seem to be putting in much effort to snare some Republican arse, and the Republican Youth seemed to be keeping it indoors at the convention. I popped into one toilet at the Times Forum and all the lightbulbs had been removed. Thankfully I had my little torch. I’ve never seen so many lily white white arses moving quite so quickly before.

Anyway, aside from the Gay Joe Cool that JGabriel found, the only ad that really made me laugh was this one:

Much love. Have a drink on me. I’ll be back to you once I’ve managed to get Michele Bachman out of my closet so I can check out and get on my plane out of this shithole.

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    TheMightyTrowel

    I hope you made sure they all doubled bagged it. so many unpleasant viruses circulate at republican gatherings (and that’s only the politicians!)

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    Debbie(aussie)

    Looking forward to hearing all about your escapades,SPT. hope you had a great time while visiting us downunder.
    ot- When does daylight savings end for you guys?

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    JGabriel

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    Craigslist Ad via Sarah @ Top:

    RNC closet dwellers — I’ll be your BEARD

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    There should be a song*. And, of course, now that I look for it on YouTube, I find that there is:

    I know it sounds weird
    But babe if you need me
    I’ll be your beard

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    [headdesk]

    Going back to the ad — Why? Why does she want to beard gay Republicans? For the drinks? Blackmail opportunities? Blogging material? Despite my better angels, I find myself kind of hoping for the latter.
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    (*When I started this post, this was the song I was thinking of: I’ll Be Your Mirror — Velvet Underground. Consider it a sonic palate cleanser for the previous link.)

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    YellowJournalism

    Tune: Hero by Enrique Iglesias

    I will be your beard, your lady
    I can hide away the gay
    I will tell them you’re so manly
    Cash, credit, or debit today?

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    Kittehs to the rescue

    @JoyfulA: Yes, I can read the title, but I bet the text of the ad itself is also quite relevant/funny.

    If Cole can post huge pics of his critters, surely the other posters can manage to post legible screenshots.

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