I have nothing against Mormons in particular, but I don’t trust
teetotalers lifelong teetotalers without a medical reason to avoid alcohol as a group. And if the media’s going to hold a “beer primary”, we sure as hell may as well win it.
President Barack Obama likes sports. He likes beer. He likes sports bars. And he wants to make sure voters see that on the campaign trail.
And, by way of contrast, he’d also like to remind the electorate about who doesn’t seem to enjoy bars, or sports, or sports bars. Hint: It’s the other candidate running for president, the guy who happens to be a teetotaler and who refers to “sport” as though he were doing an impression of Mr. Burns or an English Olympics official.
Anyway, you know who else didn’t drink?