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You are here: Home / Past Elections / Election 2012 / And that’ll be the way to get along

And that’ll be the way to get along

by DougJ|  September 21, 20127:46 pm| 115 Comments

This post is in: Election 2012, Republican Stupidity

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Game changer:

An anti-Obama movie claiming — without evidence — that President Barack Obama’s real father is an obscure African-American communist has been mailed to 1.5 million voters across the country, its creator told BuzzFeed Friday.

A reader in Ohio emailed this photo of his free copy of the film Dreams From My Real Father, which claims that the Chicago activist Frank Marshall Davis is actually President Obama’s father. He received it in the mail this week.

The film’s director and producer, Joel Gilbert, said that the film was sent out to more one million voters in Ohio; 200,000 after a mid-summer conference, and a million after that. He said that 50,000 copies had been sent to voters in Nevada and 100,000 to voters in New Hampshire.

They’re targeting SWING STATE voters, you Obot bitches.

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  1. 1.

    Spaghetti Lee

    September 21, 2012 at 7:47 pm

    Well, surely a trip to the Maury Povich show could clear this all up.

  2. 2.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 21, 2012 at 7:50 pm

    If a Chicago activist is his dad, why again did his mom go to Kenya to give birth?

  3. 3.

    beltane

    September 21, 2012 at 7:51 pm

    But wait, how can Obama be a Kenyan Muslim if his father was just another black guy from Chicago? How can they take this away from us? It’s like finding out the Dos Equis guy isn’t really Mexican.

  4. 4.

    danielx

    September 21, 2012 at 7:52 pm

    Communism, beeyotches! That will put a stake through the Kenyan interloper’s heart for certain.

    This is of course why Noam Chomsky is Secretary of the Treasury.

  5. 5.

    JPL

    September 21, 2012 at 7:52 pm

    Why did he have to show his birth certificate. … really…
    So is the Pres an American citizen now?

  6. 6.

    jayackroyd

    September 21, 2012 at 7:52 pm

    They’re using trusted third parties for this. It’s very effective. You get an email from cousin Joe or nephew Phil, and you give it credence. It works WITH the on air advertising that generates the message that they’re all liars, drives down turnout on the “low information” voters.

  7. 7.

    Villago Delenda Est

    September 21, 2012 at 7:52 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:

    Please, let’s perform one discipline in the mental gymnastics competition at a time, shall we? No mixing of the still rings with the parallel bars.

  8. 8.

    I Am Mitt's Smirk (né Studly Pantload, t.e.u.u.)

    September 21, 2012 at 7:52 pm

    They could make any baseless allegation they want, and they went with “Commie dad”?

    I weep for our landfills.

  9. 9.

    Peter

    September 21, 2012 at 7:53 pm

    WTF?? Is North Carolina not a swing state any more?? I want my copy!!

    That’s it, Romney has lost my vote!

  10. 10.

    JPL

    September 21, 2012 at 7:54 pm

    Did the President also, too have to sell stock to support himself while in college?

  11. 11.

    Peter

    September 21, 2012 at 7:54 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: Ugh. Head hurt.

  12. 12.

    beltane

    September 21, 2012 at 7:55 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: It was part of her diabolical plot to make Obama seem more exotic than he was and also to instill in him an anti-colonialist hatred of the British empire. It wasn’t easy for her. She even had to get Al Gore to melt the snows of Kilimanjaro with his fat ass to make it happen.

  13. 13.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 21, 2012 at 7:55 pm

    @Villago Delenda Est: Nope, I think these freaks have an explanation for it. It won’t make sense, but I want to hear it.

    ETA: See, beltane gets it.

  14. 14.

    NotMax

    September 21, 2012 at 7:55 pm

    And the head of the Alabama GOP chimes in.

    “If you haven’t seen it, you should,” Armistead said, according to the newspaper. “But I’m going to tell you about another movie. The name of it is ‘Dreams From My Real Father.’ That is absolutely frightening. I’ve seen it. I verified that it is factual, all of it.”  Source

    Loathe to say it, but some of these yutzes pushing multi-layered, complex, ultra-long tem conspiracies taking place over 50 years ago (with the added fillip of accusation via corruption of blood) are in dire need of medication.

    They’re Bilderbergers cranked up to 11.

  15. 15.

    PaulW

    September 21, 2012 at 7:55 pm

    At what point can we charge these con artists with fraud?

  16. 16.

    Maude

    September 21, 2012 at 7:55 pm

    OT a 26 year old man jumped into the tiger enclosure at the Bronx Zoo. He lost a leg to one of the cats. I feel for the people that work with the big cats. This is awful.
    I know I am a bad person for doing this. I will atone for this tomorrow.

  17. 17.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist and Fact Checker

    September 21, 2012 at 7:56 pm

    I actively stop myself from getting too confident about the actual election results. The economy sucks and people are stupid. That said, this does not frighten me.

    @Peter: Every time I hear someone on TV saying that this is still a close race because North Carolina, I think, that’s not a good sign for Republicans, now or in the near future. And Obama’s within three in Arizona. Come on Cremona!

  18. 18.

    Maude

    September 21, 2012 at 7:57 pm

    @NotMax:
    The oxy didn’t do Rush any good.

  19. 19.

    Paul

    September 21, 2012 at 7:57 pm

    Assuming that this highly baseless allegation is true, who the heck cares?

    Romney’s own great grandfather fled the United States to practice polygamy in Mexico. I don’t care about that either. In either case, neither Romney nor Obama had any influence as children as to what their parents/great grand-parents did.

  20. 20.

    Face

    September 21, 2012 at 7:57 pm

    Just wait for the movie that claims hes a rapist and pedophile

  21. 21.

    Baud

    September 21, 2012 at 7:57 pm

    I can’t believe anti-Obama groups would make allegations that are not supported by evidence.

  22. 22.

    scav

    September 21, 2012 at 7:57 pm

    We’ll try to stay serene and calm
    when Alabama gets the bomb

    who’s next?

    More of same: Alabama GOP Chair Goes Birther, Says Obama’s Communist Upbringing ‘Verified’

  23. 23.

    Warren Terra

    September 21, 2012 at 7:57 pm

    The insult of this vile calumny on the proud legacy of Malcolm X will not stand.

  24. 24.

    Irving

    September 21, 2012 at 7:58 pm

    The success rate on ordinary bulk mail hovers around 1%. Really? Seriously?

  25. 25.

    JPL

    September 21, 2012 at 7:58 pm

    @Maude: what are you atoning for?

  26. 26.

    Roger Moore

    September 21, 2012 at 7:59 pm

    @NotMax:

    I verified that it is factual, all of it.

    You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

    1. of or pertaining to facts; concerning facts

    So it may be factual, but that doesn’t mean it’s true.

  27. 27.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 21, 2012 at 8:00 pm

    @JPL: I think Maude might be one of the tigers.

  28. 28.

    srv

    September 21, 2012 at 8:00 pm

    @beltane: Because it was an Immaculate Communist Conception, and the manger was in Kenya. And Che, Mao and Uncle Ho were the three wise men.

    Or something.

  29. 29.

    Felanius Kootea

    September 21, 2012 at 8:00 pm

    @Maude: This says he didn’t lose a leg as originally reported, but is in critical condition after being mauled (he is able to speak though). There’s still no explanation for why he did it.

  30. 30.

    KevinNYC

    September 21, 2012 at 8:01 pm

    There’s no way this guy mailed 1,000,000 DVDs out.

    However,he does want the media to say that he did.

    Buzzfeed fell for this.

  31. 31.

    gbear

    September 21, 2012 at 8:02 pm

    Given that Obama is in his 50’s, I bet that his father had a 10% bigger dick than Joel Gilbert does now.

  32. 32.

    JPL

    September 21, 2012 at 8:02 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus: comment still stands.

  33. 33.

    The Dangerman

    September 21, 2012 at 8:03 pm

    Since AOL doesn’t send out disks any longer, at least this years Christmas tree decorations will have one more.

    Isn’t this the kind of shit that goes out the weekend prior to the election? Have they turned it to 11 early or are we going for 12 or more this year?

  34. 34.

    NotMax

    September 21, 2012 at 8:04 pm

    @KevininBYC

    Post Citizens United, with non-disclosure of monied donors entrenched, it is not out of the realm of possibility.

    Sad to say.

  35. 35.

    Roger Moore

    September 21, 2012 at 8:04 pm

    @Felanius Kootea:

    There’s still no explanation for why he did it.

    Best guess: because he’s a fucking idiot. Mind altering substances may also have been involved.

  36. 36.

    JPL

    September 21, 2012 at 8:04 pm

    @gbear: well Rush would agree with you.

  37. 37.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 21, 2012 at 8:04 pm

    @JPL: Point taken. Note that there has been no denial of tigerness by Maude.

  38. 38.

    lamh35

    September 21, 2012 at 8:06 pm

    OT, but seriously, I’m beginning to get the Palin vibe from this guy. Isn’t he supposed to be smart?

    Romney: My campaign doesn’t need a turnaround

    “Scott Pelley: Well– as you know, a lot of people were concerned about the video of the fundraiser in which you talked about the 47 percent of the American people who don’t pay taxes. Peggy Noonan, a very well-known conservative columnist, said that it was an example of this campaign being incompetent. And I wonder if any of that criticism gets through to you and whether you’re concerned about it at all, whether–

    Mitt Romney: Well, that’s not–
    Scott Pelley: –the concerns of Republicans–
    Mitt Romney: That’s not…that’s not the campaign. That was me, right? I– that’s not a campaign.
    Scott Pelley: You are the campaign–
    Mitt Romney: I’ve got a very effective campaign. It’s doing a very good job. But not everything I say is elegant. And I want to make it very clear, I want to help 100 percent of the American people.

  39. 39.

    scav

    September 21, 2012 at 8:06 pm

    @scav: Such a slow reader today I am. All Hail NotMax!

  40. 40.

    kd bart

    September 21, 2012 at 8:06 pm

    I’m still waiting for evidence that George Bush showed up in Alabama.

  41. 41.

    beltane

    September 21, 2012 at 8:07 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist and Fact Checker: Obama is within 3 in Arizona? We need to send Paul Ryan to speak with more old people ASAP.

  42. 42.

    GxB

    September 21, 2012 at 8:07 pm

    Okay, we’ve reached Stage 8 – Desperate Flailing, added style points for it costing at least a fair amount. I don’t believe I’ve ever heard of such a pathetic Hail Mary – and this is including Palin.

  43. 43.

    Maude

    September 21, 2012 at 8:08 pm

    @JPL:
    I went off topic.
    As long as I am OT, read Wil Weaton’s last three posts about the pigeon.
    It’s like when they said be quiet a school, I had to talk.

  44. 44.

    NotMax

    September 21, 2012 at 8:08 pm

    There’s still no explanation for why he did it.

    In 1961, Mau Maus buried Obama’s real birth certificate there.

    \rimshot/

  45. 45.

    Maude

    September 21, 2012 at 8:09 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:
    LOL. I like mine with ketchup.

  46. 46.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist and Fact Checker

    September 21, 2012 at 8:10 pm

    @beltane: Just one poll, but I don’t think Purple Strategies leans Dem. Other polls show it close to ten apart.

  47. 47.

    beltane

    September 21, 2012 at 8:10 pm

    @lamh35: Romney got burned equating the military with the troops and he is determined not to let this happen again. Therefore,let it be known that Mitt Romney (the troops) is not the same thing as the Mitt Romney for President campaign (the military).

  48. 48.

    Maude

    September 21, 2012 at 8:11 pm

    @Felanius Kootea:
    Thx. People do stuff like that. The problem is the tiger now have a taste for people. In the wild, if a big cat attacks people, it will continue to do so.
    I had a short lie down and am just bight eyed and busy tailed.

  49. 49.

    Zam

    September 21, 2012 at 8:14 pm

    I think we are missing the real question. Did this mailer use the socialist post office or free market this? The answer will likely tell us that this is a liberal plant out to make real Americans looks stupid.

  50. 50.

    dmsilev

    September 21, 2012 at 8:14 pm

    @lamh35:

    Romney: But not everything I say is elegant.

    And we have an early front-runner for the Understatement of the Decade award.

  51. 51.

    BGinCHI

    September 21, 2012 at 8:15 pm

    The funny part is: Obama is being accused of being the child of a communist?

    Um, really? How is that his fault?

    And how many kids born in cities in this country in the 60s and 70s had commie parents? It must be like 20%.

    These people are too fucking stupid to even gin up a proper accusation. They should just accuse him of being black and be done with it.

  52. 52.

    Joel

    September 21, 2012 at 8:16 pm

    @jayackroyd: That would require one hell of an Amway-style network for it to work. Color me skeptical.

  53. 53.

    Zam

    September 21, 2012 at 8:16 pm

    O/T: Prepare for the freakout.

  54. 54.

    JPL

    September 21, 2012 at 8:17 pm

    @lamh35: wtf

  55. 55.

    Villago Delenda Est

    September 21, 2012 at 8:19 pm

    @kd bart:

    And evidence that he reported in to his reserve unit in Massachusetts.

  56. 56.

    Phil Perspective

    September 21, 2012 at 8:19 pm

    @KevinNYC: You’re 100% correct!! I want to know what post office he mailed them from. What DVD factory produced them.

  57. 57.

    JPL

    September 21, 2012 at 8:19 pm

    @lamh35: As has been mentioned by that great historian Chris Rock, McCain did not choose him as VP.

  58. 58.

    beltane

    September 21, 2012 at 8:20 pm

    @BGinCHI: Isn’t Bill Kristol the child of a communist?

  59. 59.

    danimal

    September 21, 2012 at 8:20 pm

    Can we contribute? I’d like to see every self-described Independent get at least one of these before the election. If the production quality is as good as the historical accuracy and political effectiveness of the “Obama is the love-child of a Communist” line, we really want waverers to see this.

    Reason #12311 why SuperPac money isn’t as fearful as it sounds: An abundance of money doesn’t spend itself wisely or effectively. Idiots can waste a lot of money, and grifters gotta grift.

  60. 60.

    BGinCHI

    September 21, 2012 at 8:21 pm

    @beltane: I’m pretty sure he was raised a poor black child.

    That is, assuming The Jerk is a biopic of his life.

  61. 61.

    Mnemosyne (iPhone)

    September 21, 2012 at 8:22 pm

    @Maude:

    Yep — they’ll probably have to euthanize a perfectly good tiger because this guy decided to be an a- hole. Once a big cat figures out it can injure or kill a human, it’s only a matter of time before it hurts or kills one of its handlers.

  62. 62.

    Jeff Spender

    September 21, 2012 at 8:22 pm

    @Zam:

    I have a few of those 1935F notes. As well as some silver dimes and nickles.

    The notes aren’t that valuable (about $1.35), but the silver coins are pretty rare and fetch a nice sum. I’m holding on to them because they were passed on to me and I have some sort of weird attachment to them (I also have a few pennies from 1907, but those aren’t rare).

  63. 63.

    Roger Moore

    September 21, 2012 at 8:27 pm

    @Jeff Spender:
    I once received silver quarters as change in two separate transactions in less than a week. And this was in the 90s. I could instantly tell that something was up because the sound was different; a silver coin rings in a way a sandwich coin doesn’t. I also have a couple of rolls of Morgan silver dollars I inherited from my grandfather. Feeling them made me realize what high quality poker chips are trying to imitate.

  64. 64.

    Maude

    September 21, 2012 at 8:28 pm

    @Mnemosyne (iPhone):
    Exactly. I had read a book a long time ago about a big cat hunter. He was hired to kill cat that had attacked villagers. He would follow them for days or weeks until he was close.

  65. 65.

    Roger Moore

    September 21, 2012 at 8:30 pm

    @Maude:
    You’re probably thinking of Colonel Jim Corbett and his book Man-Eaters of Kumaon. It’s definitely a fantastic read.

  66. 66.

    1badbaba3

    September 21, 2012 at 8:36 pm

    Y’know, the laser focus of the GOP on jobs jobs jobs would be impressive if it were’nt wearing me out so much.

    How dooo they do it?

  67. 67.

    Maude

    September 21, 2012 at 8:37 pm

    @Roger Moore:
    Yes! That’s the one. I don’t know anyone else who has read that. It was a brilliant book and he was a life saver.

  68. 68.

    Randy P

    September 21, 2012 at 8:37 pm

    It’s pretty obvious that “communist” and “Russia” are showing up all over the Republican world at the same time as the scary boogey-man. My question is why? Don’t they have any mileage left in scary Mooslims? Did they decide the American people weren’t scared of terrorists any more?

    This is pretty sad, actually.

  69. 69.

    NonyNony

    September 21, 2012 at 8:39 pm

    @jayackroyd:

    You get an email from cousin Joe or nephew Phil, and you give it credence.

    Meh. I get those e-mails from cousin Joe. He’s a moron. I love doing the “Reply All” thing to his e-mails and with links showing just how stupid he is. His “friends” also reply all – begging him to shut up and stop mass e-mailing them. I don’t think he’s going to be a great spokesperson for the whole “Obama’s really the son of a commie” thing.

    And the only e-mails I get from nephew Phil are automatically generated crap from LinkedIn reminding me that he wants to “join my network”. Right. Like I want anyone to think I’d be a reference for that alcoholic shiftless layabout…

  70. 70.

    different-church-lady

    September 21, 2012 at 8:39 pm

    It’s gonna be reallllllllly interesting watching the Full Tinfoil Jacket brigade trying to reconcile these two utterly mutually exclusive urban legends into one unified field of wingularity.

  71. 71.

    different-church-lady

    September 21, 2012 at 8:42 pm

    @lamh35:

    But not everything I say is elegant.

    Ah, so he actually does tell the truth on occasion!

  72. 72.

    grandpa john

    September 21, 2012 at 8:42 pm

    @1badbaba3: I keep waiting( in vain it seems) for someone in the media to bring up the topic of how many job creating bills (0) the repub house has introduced

  73. 73.

    Maude

    September 21, 2012 at 8:45 pm

    @grandpa john:
    The only one they introduced is the one to keep their jobs.

  74. 74.

    different-church-lady

    September 21, 2012 at 8:45 pm

    @NotMax:

    “But I’m going to tell you about another movie. The name of it is ‘Dreams From My Real Father.’ That is absolutely frightening. I’ve seen it. I verified that it is factual, all of it.”

    This fellow is probably frightened by the sight of his own slippers in the morning.

  75. 75.

    NonyNony

    September 21, 2012 at 8:46 pm

    @Randy P:

    It’s pretty obvious that “communist” and “Russia” are showing up all over the Republican world at the same time as the scary boogey-man. My question is why?

    WOLVERINES!!!!

    I’m actually serious. The Republican Party has made a fetish out of a 1950s America that never really existed. They’ve been trying to put everything back into the box – gays in the closet, women at home, non-whites as second (or third) class citizens. It’s only natural that their Leave It To Beaver cosplay would turn towards other things that Fantasy 1950s America had that we don’t have – like a cartoonish Soviet Menace to be the “bad guy” in their Massively Multiplayer Offline Role Playing Game.

  76. 76.

    Chyron HR

    September 21, 2012 at 8:48 pm

    @grandpa john:

    They don’t need job-creating bills, silly:

    “Without actually doing anything, we’ll actually get a boost in the economy.” – Mitt Romney

  77. 77.

    Dexter

    September 21, 2012 at 8:48 pm

    @Maude:
    I read all the books written by Jim Corbett. He is a folk hero among the people in Kumaon hills of Northern India.

  78. 78.

    danielx

    September 21, 2012 at 8:49 pm

    @BGinCHI:

    Hey, by wingnut standards half the people on this blog – or more – would be considered commies, or comsymp pinkos* at best.

    I don’t know about you, but it gives me a nice warm feeling to know what good company I’m in. Not as warm as Paul Ryan after that AARP meeting, but warm.

    *Yes, there are still people who use terms like “comsymp” and “pinko” in all seriousness. My understanding is that most of these people live in Texas.

  79. 79.

    Maude

    September 21, 2012 at 8:50 pm

    @Dexter:
    I only read the one. He should be. He did dangerous work.

  80. 80.

    thalarctos

    September 21, 2012 at 8:53 pm

    Warren Terra Says:
    The insult of this vile calumny on the proud legacy of Malcolm X will not stand.

    Well, anyone truly in the know realizes that The One is the secret love child of Malcolm X and Rosa Luxemburg! (Never mind that Rosa L was murdered six years before Brother Malcolm was born–such is the power of the Communist Conspiracy that it reaches BACK THROUGH TIME to work its dire purpose!)

  81. 81.

    Anya

    September 21, 2012 at 8:58 pm

    @scav: I woudn’t expect anything less. That’s the only way he can say the N word.

  82. 82.

    Sammi

    September 21, 2012 at 8:59 pm

    This is similar to what the ratfockers did in 2008 when a DVD about radical Islam was sent as a newspaper insert in swing states. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obsession:_Radical_Islam's_War_Against_the_West

  83. 83.

    barbequbob

    September 21, 2012 at 8:59 pm

    does this make him the prodigal son?

  84. 84.

    robertdsc-PowerBook

    September 21, 2012 at 9:00 pm

    @Randy P:

    Taking down Osama Bin Laden probably has something to do with it. The nutters don’t want to mention that.

  85. 85.

    1badbaba3

    September 21, 2012 at 9:01 pm

    @grandpa john: And they kept yammering on to Obama “where are the jobs, Mr. President?”, but won’t even allow debate on bill he sent them. Beyond their Lifers, do they really think the rest of us aren’t on to them?

  86. 86.

    Maude

    September 21, 2012 at 9:05 pm

    @Randy P:
    The War on Terror has been down sized and the hysteria has been extinguished by Obama. They hate him for that.
    They miss Senator McCarthy.

  87. 87.

    NonyNony

    September 21, 2012 at 9:08 pm

    @thalarctos:

    such is the power of the Communist Conspiracy that it reaches BACK THROUGH TIME to work its dire purpose!

    Look we all know that Obama has a time machine. It’s the only way to explain the birth certificate.

    And don’t say “oh it’s okay because his father was an American Commie and not a Kenyan Commie as previously indicated”. Clearly neither of these men are actually Obama’s father. Obama is one of a legion of clones grown by the 22nd century Comintern and sent back through time to enure the rise of International Communism Islamofascism Liberalism Talk-Like-A-Pirate-Dayism Flying-Spaghetti-Monsterism Communism. Frank Davis and Barack Obama Sr. were obviously also grown in the same clone banks and sent back to an earlier point in the timestream to play their own parts.

    All of this will be revealed in all its gory details in the mass mailed pamphlet that I plan to send out as an “October surprise” sometime before the end of September. Also my YouTube channel, and the website that will blow the lid off the whole conspiracy. I just need to get Alex Jones to return my phone calls and then BAM! TAKE THAT, LIEBERAL OBOTS!

    (You know, honestly, someone who wanted to monkeywrench the GOP could buy one of the conservative mailing lists and pay for a few mass mailings just like that – Obama is the son of Sasquatch, Obama is a space alien, Obama is working with the mole people who dwell at the center of the Earth, Obama is the secret love child of Ronald Reagan and Tab Hunter. The loons would believe them all, and repeat them. And now part of me is wondering if someone hasn’t been doing just that.)

  88. 88.

    wasabi gasp

    September 21, 2012 at 9:12 pm

    Finding stuff like that in my mailbox would be creepy.

  89. 89.

    BGinCHI

    September 21, 2012 at 9:15 pm

    @danielx: I bet they still say Red China too.

  90. 90.

    NotMax

    September 21, 2012 at 9:19 pm

    Look we all know that Obama has a time machine.

    Well, there’s someone also running for president who really does say he has one.

    (Warren Ashe, 2nd in the list at the link).

  91. 91.

    ding dong

    September 21, 2012 at 9:22 pm

    @BGinCHI: are you kidding me? If Michelle’s brother’s wife’s sister’s uncle’s wife’s stepdad’s late father was a communist under stalin just to get into college, it would be Obama’s fault.

  92. 92.

    piratedan

    September 21, 2012 at 9:24 pm

    I dunno, that theory is just as likely as a major political party losing its ever loving mind because a black man is president. I mean really, the amount of disinformation that would have to be generated would take an entire media empire to brainwash these simple folks to believing that a man, previously serving in Public Office, could somehow be illegal and suspect of being a heinous plot borne to fruition by the most comedic of means. Hell, you would need print, tv and radio all working in coordination in blatant disregard to the facts all in the name of making a buck and bringing down a once storied party that championed civil rights.

  93. 93.

    ThatLeftTurnInABQ

    September 21, 2012 at 9:25 pm

    They’re targeting SWING STATE voters, you Obot bitches.

    This is a public service announcement:

    Dear Republicans, a clarification of terms in order. SWING does not mean what you think it means. The term SWING STATE refers to a state which has the potential to vote for the candidate of either major party in a national election, depending on circumstances. Now that we’ve cleared up this little misunderstanding, you may now continue getting your electric boogie cosplay freak on, if you still want to do that. We’re non-judgmental about those sort of things. Just please not in front of the children, OK.

    That is all.

  94. 94.

    g

    September 21, 2012 at 9:28 pm

    I know what I do with all the free DVDs I get in the mail….

  95. 95.

    clayton

    September 21, 2012 at 9:28 pm

    Used to be that wingnuts in Deer park, Texas had to go down to the local Hallmark store to get their propaganda vids. Now they come in the mail.

    Ain’t technology grand? And the post office — I’m glad they’re making money off this nonsense.

  96. 96.

    redshirt

    September 21, 2012 at 9:31 pm

    I’m gonna send DVD’s of the movie “WOLVERINE” to all the wing nuts I can. It’s a pretty good movie.

  97. 97.

    Bob In Portland

    September 21, 2012 at 9:33 pm

    So this means that Obama is a natural-born US citizen!

  98. 98.

    Maude

    September 21, 2012 at 9:35 pm

    @Bob In Portland:
    I wish they’d make up their minds.

  99. 99.

    Omnes Omnibus

    September 21, 2012 at 9:53 pm

    @Maude: I wish they had minds to make up.

  100. 100.

    Brachiator

    September 21, 2012 at 9:56 pm

    @Mnemosyne (iPhone):

    Yep—they’ll probably have to euthanize a perfectly good tiger because this guy decided to be an a- hole. Once a big cat figures out it can injure or kill a human, it’s only a matter of time before it hurts or kills one of its handlers.

    I don’t recall anyone euthanizing the tiger that leapt out of its cage and attacked the guys who had been bothering it, at the San Francisco Zoo a couple of years ago.

    I don’t know what has happened in other instances involving animals, from bears to tigers to whales, who have attacked humans at zoos and wild life refuges. Sometimes these animals are rare or hard to obtain.

  101. 101.

    Drive-by Nomad

    September 21, 2012 at 9:58 pm

    @I Am Mitt’s Smirk (né Studly Pantload, t.e.u.u.):

    I weep for our landfills.

    WIN.

  102. 102.

    MattR

    September 21, 2012 at 9:59 pm

    @NonyNony: I thought that Obama was created via artifical insemination from a combination of 10 sources of sperm (ala Twins with Danny Devito and Arnold Schwarzenegger). Except instead of being scientific geniuses, each of Obama’s fathers had a different way that he hated America.

  103. 103.

    Maude

    September 21, 2012 at 10:13 pm

    @Omnes Omnibus:
    Inside of their heads is a vacuum.

  104. 104.

    Paula

    September 21, 2012 at 10:16 pm

    @Zam:

    Shit, the whole “keep God on our money” thing was a real complaint??

  105. 105.

    karen marie

    September 21, 2012 at 10:17 pm

    @dmsilev: He’s working hard to make it Lifetime Achievement.

  106. 106.

    MaryRC

    September 21, 2012 at 10:35 pm

    @Dexter: The oldest national park in India is named after Jim Corbett. I’ve been lucky enough to spend a weekend there … one of the most beautiful natural sites I’ve ever seen. Corbett became a conservationist and helped to establish the park. A remarkable man.

  107. 107.

    El Cid

    September 21, 2012 at 10:49 pm

    BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA

  108. 108.

    Steeplejack

    September 21, 2012 at 11:00 pm

    @MattR:

    Win.

  109. 109.

    DougJ

    September 21, 2012 at 11:26 pm

    @barbequbob:

    Thank you!

  110. 110.

    Mike

    September 22, 2012 at 12:17 am

    So, is this like the 21st century equivalent of the AOL floppy disks we used to receive in the mail constantly?

    How many people are even going to bother opening that thing up, much less put it in a DVD player from some unknown, unrequested source? What a waste of money. At least it helps the postal service.

  111. 111.

    Mike S.

    September 22, 2012 at 1:56 am

    Obot bitches?
    Sorry, I didn’t realize that balloon-juice had become synonymous with LGM.

  112. 112.

    Brandon

    September 22, 2012 at 1:57 am

    @KevinNYC: Of course they did. Ben Smith is always good for the anti-Dem troll bait. Remember his Politico column where he claimed that the Obama campaign was going to attack Romney’s religion because they said they would highlight how ‘weird’ he is. Seriously. Just yesterday he even tweeted that Obama’s so-called ‘can’t change Washington from the inside'”gaffe” was ‘his worst’ since he met Joe the Plummer. Which is the stupidest thing his said since the day before. I don’t know what DougJ sees in this tool.

  113. 113.

    Rita R.

    September 22, 2012 at 3:42 am

    @Brachiator:

    The zoo has said nothing’s going to happen to the tiger, and he’ll be back in the exhibit very soon. Which makes sense, because it didn’t do anything aggressive until this guy jumped into its territory. I’d actually bet the tiger was traumatized by the whole thing.

    http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2012/09/21/ems-man-hurt-after-landing-in-tigers-den-at-bronx-zoo/

  114. 114.

    Felinious Wench

    September 22, 2012 at 11:54 am

    @danielx:

    *Yes, there are still people who use terms like “comsymp” and “pinko” in all seriousness. My understanding is that most of these people live in Texas.

    Nah, Soshulist is the preferred term around these parts.

    Got in a shouting match with a guy at the grocery store who saw my Texans for Obama t-shirt. Him shouting about Obama’s a Soshulist and me gently saying “Sir, can you define what a Socialist is for me?”

    “Obama!” He’s one!”

    “Ok. You have a good day, now!”

  115. 115.

    Felinious Wench

    September 22, 2012 at 11:56 am

    @Rita R.: Thank God that tiger didn’t have a gun.

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