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You are here: Home / Right to Vote / Vote Like Your Country Depends On It / Samuel L. Jackson Calmly Discusses The Issue Of Democratic Voter Lassitude

Samuel L. Jackson Calmly Discusses The Issue Of Democratic Voter Lassitude

by Tom Levenson|  September 27, 201210:41 am| 61 Comments

This post is in: Vote Like Your Country Depends On It

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One more celebrity weighing in on the imperatives of this election: (Bleeped, but not entirely SFW)

<div align=”center”><iframe width=”560″ height=”315″ src=”http://www.youtube.com/embed/-ZQ-K2qb9PY” frameborder=”0″ allowfullscreen></iframe></div>

(Non-bleeped, unequivocally NSFW original here.)

In other news — I just this moment received an email from one Barack Obama, asking me to send money…to the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee.  I know this is pretty close to routine, but still, I take it as a good sign for both the presidential race and what’s happening down ticket that he’s extending the use of his network to support the rest of the party.  It isn’t a big thing, of course, but still a positive.

And yeah, I know this is another drive-by post, but work is still brutal.  TL;DR posting to resume…but when? I dunno.

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  1. 1.

    chopper

    September 27, 2012 at 10:44 am

    i have had it with these motherfucking republicans in this motherfucking senate!

  2. 2.

    comrade scott's agenda of rage

    September 27, 2012 at 10:48 am

    Clearly Jackson was type cast for this role, mainly because nobody can say “fuck” as well as he can. Nobody.

  3. 3.

    dmsilev

    September 27, 2012 at 10:51 am

    @chopper: I believe the canonical form is ‘I am sick and tired of these motherfucking Republicans in this motherfucking Senate’.

    But yes.

  4. 4.

    geg6

    September 27, 2012 at 10:53 am

    @comrade scott’s agenda of rage:

    This is true.

  5. 5.

    scav

    September 27, 2012 at 10:53 am

    And thanks for the promise of more extremely long posts to come at a date to be determined later. Entirely too much crap for everyone to deal with immediately but even the potential of a more leisurely and less fraught time is a welcome reminder. Damn.

  6. 6.

    jeffreyw

    September 27, 2012 at 10:55 am

    @dmsilev:

    I believe the canonical form is ‘I am sick and tired of these motherfucking Republicans snakes in this motherfucking Senate

    .

    ..but I am just repeating what you wrote.

  7. 7.

    Punchy

    September 27, 2012 at 10:56 am

    Any more news on the Jeff Goldy dustup and the PeeDub/Malkin stalking fiasco?

  8. 8.

    dmsilev

    September 27, 2012 at 10:57 am

    @jeffreyw: Ah, for the more innocent times of yore when Congressmen were simply morons instead of assholes. Mark Twain: “Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”

  9. 9.

    lamh35

    September 27, 2012 at 10:58 am

    Whoa, Juan Williams ate his wheaties. Juan Williams this morning to Faux newstainers “The polls are credible even if you don’t want to believe them.”. http://t.co/5P0jBe13”

  10. 10.

    chopper

    September 27, 2012 at 11:00 am

    @dmsilev:

    not so sure.

  11. 11.

    Anatoliĭ Lъudьvigovich Bzyp (Mumphrey, et al.)

    September 27, 2012 at 11:04 am

    ¿Que signífica “TL;DR”? I see that often but I don’t know what it means.

  12. 12.

    FlipYrWhig

    September 27, 2012 at 11:04 am

    @lamh35: Is that “news-tainers” or “new-stainers”?

  13. 13.

    Upper West

    September 27, 2012 at 11:04 am

    Best part is at the end (coming the day after Yom Kippur): “Paid for by the Jewish Council for Education and Research.”

    F^(%$k Sheldon Adelson!

  14. 14.

    NotMax

    September 27, 2012 at 11:05 am

    Um, you do know that Jackson is riffing on the NSFW spoof of kiddy bedtime stories he gave voice to esrlier?

  15. 15.

    dmsilev

    September 27, 2012 at 11:05 am

    @Anatoliĭ Lъudьvigovich Bzyp (Mumphrey, et al.): “Too Long, Didn’t Read”

  16. 16.

    Randy P

    September 27, 2012 at 11:09 am

    @comrade scott’s agenda of rage: Also probably because he did the iconic recording of “Go the F*ck to Sleep”. I believe this ad is a nod to fans of that.

  17. 17.

    1badbaba3

    September 27, 2012 at 11:09 am

    When Obama gets the FEMA re-education camps going after the landslide, here’s hoping Sam gets to do all the announcements.

    Totally fucking awesome.

  18. 18.

    Sister Rail Gun of Warm Humanitarianism

    September 27, 2012 at 11:11 am

    I can’t be the only one who immediately thought of this when I saw the start of that video.

    ETA: Clearly, I wasn’t.

  19. 19.

    Tom Levenson

    September 27, 2012 at 11:11 am

    @NotMax: I have that book in my iTunes. I am aware of all internet traditions.

  20. 20.

    Southern Beale

    September 27, 2012 at 11:12 am

    I hear this Obama ad is running in Ohio right now. Probably the ad that will win him that state. At least I hope so.

  21. 21.

    Violet

    September 27, 2012 at 11:12 am

    @Randy P: Yeah, that’s what it reminded me of.

    Hilarious and I love that there’s a website at the end. WTFU2012.com

  22. 22.

    sherparick

    September 27, 2012 at 11:12 am

    To show the alternative reality that goes out on Fox News, we have Worst Person of Two Decades (Newt Gingrich) make the following unchallenged, outrageous comments on Faux News (I wonder what kind of myth he is dealing here).

    Here’s Newtie being a racist piece of work:

    http://thehill.com/video/campaign/258689-gingrich-obama-not-a-real-president

    “[Obama] really is like the substitute [National Football League] referees in the sense that he’s not a real president,” Gingrich told Greta Van Susteren on Fox News Tuesday night. “He doesn’t do anything that presidents do, he doesn’t worry about any of the things the presidents do, but he has the White House, he has enormous power, and he’ll go down in history as the president, and I suspect that he’s pretty contemptuous of the rest of us.

    This is a man who in an age of false celebrity-hood is sort of the perfect president, because he’s a false president,” he said. “He’s a guy that doesn’t do the president’s job.”


    You have to wonder what he’s doing. I’m assuming that there’s some rhythm to Barack Obama that the rest of us don’t understand. Whether he needs large amounts of rest, whether he needs to go play basketball for a while or watch ESPN, I mean, I don’t quite know what his rhythm is, but this is a guy that is a brilliant performer as an orator, who may very well get reelected at the present date, and who, frankly, he happens to be a partial, part-time president.”

    Newt, perhaps he is not a racist, but he certainly plays one on TV.

    And to think he and Santorium came closest to acing Romney out of the nomination. And the Republicans wonder why they are losing outside the South.

  23. 23.

    amk

    September 27, 2012 at 11:13 am

    A perfectly fine and true ad. Yes, even the pearl-clutching version.

    Tom you are a wuss just linking to the nsfw version.

  24. 24.

    comrade scott's agenda of rage

    September 27, 2012 at 11:14 am

    My reaction (and obviously a lot of other people) to Jackson’s use of “fuck” is not unlike the voice of Richard Burton. Back in the day it was said folks could listen to Burton simply read names out of the phone book and be entranced for hours. Jackson could do the same thing as long as he librully sprinkled “fuck” in there.

    Yunno “Jim FUCKING Smith” or “Fuck Joe Jones” and so on. He’s got a great voice in a unique way I’ve never been able to describe. It reaches it’s apotheosis whenever he says “fuck”.

  25. 25.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    September 27, 2012 at 11:15 am

    @sherparick: Obama refuses to kiss the Republican ring, refuses to be a weakling on foreign policy, and is a black man ahead in the polls. Of course he’s not the type of president Gingrich expects him to be.

  26. 26.

    Tom Levenson

    September 27, 2012 at 11:15 am

    @amk: Dude! I linked to the NSFW one, which I would have happily embedded if I coulda found the embed code on the site.

    Shorter: Feck off. (In the best possible taste of course, as Dame Edna would say.)

  27. 27.

    amk

    September 27, 2012 at 11:18 am

    @Tom Levenson: LOL. Dame Edna. Is he/she still alive ?

  28. 28.

    Randy P

    September 27, 2012 at 11:19 am

    @NotMax: You realize that’s an actual book. First showed up in bookstores about a year ago, I think.

  29. 29.

    rlrr

    September 27, 2012 at 11:21 am

    @Southern Beale:

    “That add isn’t helping our campaign.”
    — Mitt Romney

  30. 30.

    NotMax

    September 27, 2012 at 11:21 am

    @Randy P

    Um, yes. Which is why I wrote “gave voice to.”

  31. 31.

    Violet

    September 27, 2012 at 11:23 am

    Can we get Samuel Jackson to do a similar one for downticket Dems?

  32. 32.

    scav

    September 27, 2012 at 11:23 am

    C&L has a download (not sure which version) for those that wish to put it on a loop.

  33. 33.

    amk

    September 27, 2012 at 11:30 am

    mittbot firing up his base. Look at all the hollering & cheering.

  34. 34.

    Randy P

    September 27, 2012 at 11:30 am

    Oy. Just overheard at work. “People say Fox News is biased, but it’s actually very neutral.”

    How does a rational human believe stuff like that?

    @NotMax: Sorry, read too fast. Supposed to be working.

  35. 35.

    Shelley

    September 27, 2012 at 11:35 am

    Even higher-ups pose a false equivalency between Fox News and MSNBC.

    Rachel Maddow is not, repeat not, any reverse image of Rush.

    Her opinions are grounded in truth.

  36. 36.

    rlrr

    September 27, 2012 at 11:35 am

    @amk:

    Is he addressing the annual convention of the Bored White People of America?

  37. 37.

    the Conster

    September 27, 2012 at 11:36 am

    @amk:

    Also, what’s missing in that picture? Thinking…. thinking….

  38. 38.

    MikeJ

    September 27, 2012 at 11:37 am

    @amk: I think you could find more black people at a Kenny G concert.

  39. 39.

    scav

    September 27, 2012 at 11:38 am

    @Randy P: neutral? Well, measured on the pH scale, they may very well have a point.

  40. 40.

    rlrr

    September 27, 2012 at 11:38 am

    @Randy P:

    Is your co-worker from Bizaro World?

  41. 41.

    dmsilev

    September 27, 2012 at 11:38 am

    Heh. TPM:

    The Obama campaign released an ad Thursday that simply plays Mitt Romney’s remarks about ’47 percent’ of Americans without any additional commentary. As the ad replays his comments, it shows a series of pictures of American families, workers and veterans — all members of the approximately 47 percent of Americans who did not pay income taxes in 2011.

    I can just imagine the whining that is sure to soon emanate from the Romney campaign: “He’s quoting Romney’s words! That’s not fair!”.

  42. 42.

    artem1s

    September 27, 2012 at 11:39 am

    Or it could be you’re Obama is the righteous man and I’m the shepherd and it’s the world that’s evil and selfish. I’d like that. But that shit ain’t the truth.

    The truth is you’re the weak. And I’m RMoney is the tyranny of evil men. But I’m tryin, Ringo. I’m tryin’ real hard to be the shepherd.

  43. 43.

    amk

    September 27, 2012 at 11:39 am

    @rlrr: In all likelihood, the fucker was telling them that they are all gonna die in the next ten minutes.

    @the Conster: A collective question mark asking ‘dood, wtf are you saying?’ ?

  44. 44.

    Punchy

    September 27, 2012 at 11:40 am

    “That add isn’t helping our campaign.”
    —Mitt Romney

    So now he hates math, too?

  45. 45.

    Face

    September 27, 2012 at 11:44 am

    @Punchy: Well, if he just subtracts all the Times articles that think he’ll divide the country, that may add up to trouble.

  46. 46.

    catclub

    September 27, 2012 at 11:45 am

    @comrade scott’s agenda of rage: McNulty and Bunk

  47. 47.

    Randy P

    September 27, 2012 at 11:47 am

    @rlrr: I think so. The same conversation included his experiences in Bizarro Spain, Canada and France which sound very different from the countries with those names that I’ve been to.

  48. 48.

    Dennis SGMM

    September 27, 2012 at 11:50 am

    @dmsilev:

    I can just imagine the whining that is sure to soon emanate from the Romney campaign: “He’s quoting Romney’s words! That’s not fair!”.

    Any Ad That Uses Words I Actually Said Is A Falsehood.
    -Newt Gingrich

  49. 49.

    Belafon (formerly anonevent)

    September 27, 2012 at 11:51 am

    @Randy P:

    “People say Fox News is biased, but it’s actually very neutral actually confirms my view of the world.”

    That’s how they accept it.

  50. 50.

    Dennis SGMM

    September 27, 2012 at 11:56 am

    @Randy P:

    How does a rational human believe stuff like that?

    Aw, c’mon. Which would you rather do; confront the fact that your president and Congress fucked over the entire country and then your doodz in the House did their best to keep it fucked up, or watch Fox news?

  51. 51.

    hedgehog the occasional commenter

    September 27, 2012 at 12:03 pm

    @dmsilev:

    Yep. It played this morning in the Denver market. Brutal.

  52. 52.

    rikryah

    September 27, 2012 at 12:03 pm

    this entire ad is hilarious.

    HILARIOUS

  53. 53.

    Tom Levenson

    September 27, 2012 at 12:09 pm

    @amk: Believe so. Wikipedia suggests as much.

  54. 54.

    amk

    September 27, 2012 at 12:30 pm

    @Tom Levenson: Thx Tom. Haven’t seen him in ages and was wondering.

  55. 55.

    WereBear

    September 27, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    To some people, the appeal of Faux News and the pull of fundamentalism is the same: it is certainty.

    Frankensteinbeck said, a few days ago, that as a society we blame all kinds of things on anything other than the true cause: an abusive parent.

    In my experience, conservatives can have many different kinds of upbringings, but arbitrary, authoritarian, and senseless rule setting, with oversized punishment for the most tiny things, is a norm for them.

    So, they recreate it in their adult life.

  56. 56.

    Joel

    September 27, 2012 at 1:07 pm

    The NSFW one went private ? Anyone know where to find that?

  57. 57.

    mainmati

    September 27, 2012 at 1:10 pm

    @Anatoliĭ Lъudьvigovich Bzyp (Mumphrey, et al.): I don’t know either. Maybe “talk left; drive right”?

  58. 58.

    WaterGirl

    September 27, 2012 at 5:44 pm

    @mainmati: too long, didn’t read!

  59. 59.

    WaterGirl

    September 27, 2012 at 5:45 pm

    Tom, love the title of your post. Perfect.

    I am a fan of your shorter posts, so you are at least making some of us happy. I see your longer threads and think “I’ll come back to this one later when I have more time”, but sadly, later often never comes.

  60. 60.

    jcalchemist

    September 27, 2012 at 10:49 pm

    @artem1s: “SAY 47% AGAIN! EMPATHY, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU HAVE IT?!?!”

  61. 61.

    Death Panel Truck

    September 28, 2012 at 12:36 am

    @Joel: At a very private place called YouTube.

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