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You are here: Home / Justice / Women's Rights / Vagina Outrage / Todd Akin Claims Claire McCaskill Is Not ‘Ladylike’

Todd Akin Claims Claire McCaskill Is Not ‘Ladylike’

by Imani Gandy (ABL)|  September 28, 201212:25 am| 38 Comments

This post is in: Vagina Outrage, Assholes

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Well, this is some good old-fashioned sexism.

Todd Akin of the Legitimate Rape Akins thinks he’s beating Clair McCaskill in the Missouri Senate race because McCaskill was hella aggressive with Todd Akin during the debates, and not as ladylike as she was when she debated Jim Talent in 2006:

JEFFERSON CITY – More than a month after his comments about “legitimate rape” nearly derailed his campaign for U.S. Senate, Republican Todd Akin said Thursday that it has become clear to him that he will triumph over Democratic incumbent Sen. Claire McCaskill this fall.

Part of his confidence, he said, comes from McCaskill’s demeanor during their debate last week, which he said was not as “ladylike” as it was when she faced off with Republican Jim Talent in 2006.

“I think we have a very clear path to victory, and apparently Claire McCaskill thinks we do, too, because she was very aggressive at the debate, which was quite different than it was when she ran against Jim Talent,” Akin said. “She had a confidence and was much more ladylike (in 2006), but in the debate on Friday she came out swinging, and I think that’s because she feels threatened.”

I wonder what McCaskill did at the debates that made Todd Akin’s balls retreat into his ball cavity.

Perhaps she was wearing a pants suit.

[cross-posted at ABLC]
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  1. 1.

    The prophet Nostradumbass

    September 28, 2012 at 12:29 am

    When will Akin start acting “gentlemanly”?

  2. 2.

    Violet

    September 28, 2012 at 12:32 am

    Did you see the update?

    “The first two minutes, wow, it’s like somebody let a wildcat out of the cage,” Akin told supporters Thursday according to the Los Angeles Times. “She was just furious and attacking in every different direction, which was a little bit of a surprise to us.”

    Wildcat. Rawwr.

  3. 3.

    TS

    September 28, 2012 at 12:40 am

    Akin is missing a brain – why would it be a “surprise” that your opponent would be in attack mode – even his so called friends in the GOP have been in attack mode against him.

  4. 4.

    MikeJ

    September 28, 2012 at 12:43 am

    @Violet:
    I am a wildcat, you are a worm
    We are chasing each other and taking turns

  5. 5.

    Anatoliĭ Lъudьvigovich Bzyp (Mumphrey, et al.)

    September 28, 2012 at 12:47 am

    Not only is Todd Akin a dickwad, he also has a weirdly-shaped head. Not that that has anything to do with his dickwaddishness; I just thought I’d throw that out there.

  6. 6.

    Violet

    September 28, 2012 at 12:48 am

    @TS: I find it hilarious that Akin is surprised that his opponent is attacking him “from all directions” in a debate. What did he think was going to happen? A polite fund-raising event where he talks and church ladies try not to nod off?

    And wildcat? I doubt he meant it, because I don’t think he’d even know what it meant, but it’s one short step away from cougar.

  7. 7.

    Amusing Alias

    September 28, 2012 at 12:50 am

    From write-ups elsewhere apparently the problem with McCaskill was that she not being properly deferential. In Akin’s experience with his wife and daughters this is being a “wildcat”.

  8. 8.

    Violet

    September 28, 2012 at 12:51 am

    @Anatoliĭ Lъudьvigovich Bzyp (Mumphrey, et al.): Akin looks like the fanatic he is. Looks like he walked out of a 1930’s Baptist revival. He’d be one of the guys up front, making sure no one was sneaking out the back of the tent to commit some sin. Moral police.

  9. 9.

    Cacti

    September 28, 2012 at 12:52 am

    Don’t ever stop being you, Todd.

    Just keep talking.

  10. 10.

    Geoduck

    September 28, 2012 at 12:58 am

    @Violet:

    In Akin’s experience with his wife and daughters this is being a “wildcat”.

    Actually, I’ve gotten the impression that his wife is the really crazy and driven one in the relationship.

  11. 11.

    Violet

    September 28, 2012 at 1:00 am

    @Geoduck: I wasn’t the one who said what you are quoting, but agree with your assessment. She’s the crazy behind the throne.

  12. 12.

    Mechwarrior Online

    September 28, 2012 at 1:09 am

    Well Todd Akin is no gentleman, is that sexist?

  13. 13.

    Dennis SGMM

    September 28, 2012 at 1:13 am

    According to Nate Silver, Clair McCaskill has a 67.4% chance of winning.

  14. 14.

    Redshift

    September 28, 2012 at 1:16 am

    @Anatoliĭ Lъudьvigovich Bzyp (Mumphrey, et al.):

    Not only is Todd Akin a dickwad, he also has a weirdly-shaped head.

    Lots of people in politics have funny-shaped heads. I wonder if it helps make them distinctive or something.

    I remarked to Ms. Redshift years ago about how you apparently need to have a funny-shaped head to win statewide in Virginia, at least as a Democrat — look at Mark Warner, Tim Kaine, Jim Webb.

    Maybe it’s not just Virginia.

  15. 15.

    MattR

    September 28, 2012 at 1:19 am

    @Violet:

    I find it hilarious that Akin is surprised that his opponent is attacking him “from all directions” in a debate. What did he think was going to happen?

    It’s not like he’s said something controversial recently that might have inflamed passions.

  16. 16.

    Triassic Sands

    September 28, 2012 at 1:19 am

    I wonder what McCaskill did at the debates that made Todd Akin’s balls retreat

    She refused to use the spittoon and repeatedly spat directly at Akin, once badly staining the needlepoint he was working on.

  17. 17.

    Spaghetti Lee

    September 28, 2012 at 1:24 am

    What’s Akin expecting, something out of Pride and Prejudice? I haven’t read that book in a while and never cared for it, but wasn’t there some creepy older guy who deflowered the heroine’s sister and then flew the coop? That’s who Akin would be.

  18. 18.

    Yutsano

    September 28, 2012 at 1:27 am

    @Spaghetti Lee: Brain bleach now please. Soooo did not need that mental image!

  19. 19.

    Shawn in ShowMe

    September 28, 2012 at 1:29 am

    McCaskill prefaced her comments with the words “Todd Akin loves America, and so do I.”

    So poor Todd was understandably flummoxed by McCaskill’s characterization of Vouchercare and plans to abolish the minimize wage, the student loan program and aid to farmers as extreme. Stabbed him in the back, she did.

  20. 20.

    Dennis SGMM

    September 28, 2012 at 1:30 am

    If women were in charge and they denigrated men and attempted to exert control over men’s bodies to the extent that Akin and his party have done to women you would be able to hear the bellows of rage from the top of Mount Everest.

    Akin likes to dish it out and, like every other Republican, he whines when he has to take it. Being ladylike is not the way to deal with sociopaths like Akin.

  21. 21.

    piratedan

    September 28, 2012 at 1:41 am

    Well what do you expect, McCaskill showed up for the debate showing off the lewdness of her ankles for cryin’ out loud and her bonnet was nowhere to be seen. She refused to address Congressman Akin as “master” and even made eye contact with male members of the audience. Crass defiance indeed.

  22. 22.

    Dennis SGMM

    September 28, 2012 at 1:46 am

    @piratedan:
    She didn’t even offer to wash his feet.

  23. 23.

    piratedan

    September 28, 2012 at 1:49 am

    @Dennis SGMM: just more evidence that she’s a shameless harlot that is unfit to represent the good people of Missouri

  24. 24.

    Carl Nyberg

    September 28, 2012 at 2:42 am

    Complaining about his opponent not being ladylike makes the guy seem like the kinda wimp who got his ass kicked and is now trying to turn losing into some weird Pyrrhic victory.

    If Akin isn’t careful, people might draw the conclusion he’s not just pandering on abortion, the dude has issues around female sexuality.

  25. 25.

    SpaceSquid

    September 28, 2012 at 3:24 am

    @Redshift

    True that. Eric Cantor looks like someone’s painted a sneer onto a shoe-box.

    Clearly what Akin meant to say those few weeks ago is that pregnancy is rare in cases where the victim is a legitimate lady. Otherwise, you’re just a slutty-slut and your preternaturally fecund uterus is none of his gentlemanly concern.

  26. 26.

    Joey Maloney

    September 28, 2012 at 4:05 am

    “Ball cavity”? Really?

    @Redshift: I have noticed that many television and movie stars have very large heads in proportion to their body size. Since politics has been described as “show business for ugly people” there’s some kind of weird parallel there.

  27. 27.

    WereBear

    September 28, 2012 at 7:06 am

    @Joey Maloney: I have noticed that many television and movie stars have very large heads in proportion to their body size.

    I understand the camera distorts actual proportions, so that “puppet people” with large heads and diminished bodies look good.

  28. 28.

    Michael Bersin

    September 28, 2012 at 8:08 am

    Todd Akin [r] had a not so good, very bad day.

    Later in the day, at an open candidate forum in Clinton, Missouri he spoke for three minutes and then had two minutes for questions from the audience. He called on two individuals from the audience of mostly older people. This is small town outstate Missouri. He probably thought he was in safe territory.

    The first question came from an older man who asked him why he voted against the Lily Ledbetter Fair Pay Act (I kid you not). And after he segued in keeping government out of our lives he recognized an older woman at the back who said: “Yes, I find it interesting that, that you don’t want the government deciding what to do for you, but you do want the government deciding what women can do and can’t do with their bodies.”

    His answers were less than gracious. Stick a fork in him. He’s done.

  29. 29.

    hep kitty

    September 28, 2012 at 8:24 am

    I saw some of that debate and I thought McCaskill went overboard to be “ladylike” – wtf is he talking about?? Same old projecting your weakness onto your opponent.

    YAWN

  30. 30.

    hep kitty

    September 28, 2012 at 8:27 am

    @Triassic Sands:

    She refused to use the spittoon and repeatedly spat directly at Akin, once badly staining the needlepoint he was working on.

    That’s priceless

  31. 31.

    hep kitty

    September 28, 2012 at 8:30 am

    @Violet:

    “The first two minutes, wow, it’s like somebody let a wildcat out of the cage,” Akin told supporters Thursday according to the Los Angeles Times. “She was just furious and attacking in every different direction, which was a little bit of a surprise to us.”

    I totally would have thought that was snipped out of an Onion piece. It is no longer possible to distinguish b/w satire & reality

  32. 32.

    kay

    September 28, 2012 at 8:33 am

    @Michael Bersin:

    His answers were less than gracious. Stick a fork in him. He’s done.

    He should be done.

    I hadn’t seen him in action before yesterday. He has a real problem with women. He doesn’t belong in a modern private sector workplace, let alone Congress. I think it’s absolutely amazing he got as far as he has, and it’s a reflection of how bankrupt the GOP is that he DID get this far. He should have been weeded out of contention years ago. He’s unemployable.

  33. 33.

    Michael Bersin

    September 28, 2012 at 9:24 am

    @kay:

    Democrats who served in the Missouri General Assembly at the same time as Akin (before he was elected to Congress) considered him the wingnuttiest of the wingnutty. When he ran for Congress he won the primary and from then on it was clear sailing.

  34. 34.

    What Have The Romans Ever Done for Us? (formerly MarkJ)

    September 28, 2012 at 9:59 am

    She can’t be a lady. Todd Akin could never be verbally beat up by a lady, because it’s simply too emasculating.

  35. 35.

    Randy P

    September 28, 2012 at 10:13 am

    How does that bumper sticker go? “Well-behaved women seldom make history”?

  36. 36.

    El Cid

    September 28, 2012 at 12:03 pm

    Well, if it’s a legitimate election, the electorate has a way of shuttin’ that whole Akin thing down, at least that’s what the doctors tell me.

  37. 37.

    Kathy in St. Louis

    September 28, 2012 at 4:15 pm

    My congresscritter. God, I hate this guy. I really, really, really do. He wants to eliminate the school lunch program, student loans, thinks social security is unconstitutional, eliminate Medicare, and any and all of women’s rights, as far as I can tell. He was an inept state legislator in a place where no one would notice, an awful U.S. rep, who hid out until the Tea Party came into real power in 2010, then slid out of his hole. Now he’s all brave, brave warrior of the right. So, if he’s lucky he can join Roy(the lobbyists’ friend,father and husband) Blunt to represent Missouri. Where we once had the likes of Stuart Symington, Tom Eagleton, and John Danforth, we are now in danger of having two of the worst senators in the country.

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