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Livebloggging — DougJ

by DougJ|  October 11, 20128:43 pm| 26 Comments

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In addition to the hoedown at Coveritlive, I’ll be live-blogging here. Joe Patrice, a debate expert, will also be liveblogging here, logged on as me.

I’m drinking so I’ll start early. I’m watching MSNBC.

 

8:46 pm  I’m kind of over Ezra Klein.

 

8:54 I think Biden may have already lost this debate.

8:55 This election is already over. Maybe next time we will nominate a real progressive.

9:03 Ryan just seems like such a douche.

9:04 Biden out of the blocks strong, IMHO.

9:05 Ryan sucks. Crappy voice. That sigh.

9:05 Ryan really is bad, just doesn’t come across well on tv. And I said that as someone who doens’t think Mitt comes across that badly.

9:09 “These guys bet against America all the time”.

9:14 The trouble is that no one really cares about foreign policy.

9:18. Martha Raddatz is very good. I like her.

9:24. Joe is better than I am at this, so just read him. I’ll be joking around over at Coveritlive instead.

9:47 Ryan is impish and glassy-eyed.

9:53 Comment of the night from commenter elizabelle: “Ryan’s forehead looks like corduroy.”

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26Comments

  1. 1.

    Redshift

    October 11, 2012 at 8:47 pm

    If comments are enabled on this post, won’t it defeat the whole purpose of using Coveritlive?

  2. 2.

    jwb

    October 11, 2012 at 8:50 pm

    Comments? I like how you play dangerously, DougJ!

  3. 3.

    maven

    October 11, 2012 at 8:53 pm

    Does Ryan get to do exercises during this encounter?

  4. 4.

    Anne Laurie

    October 11, 2012 at 8:53 pm

    I’ll be watching from the corner this time. Thank you, DougJ, and also MisterMix, for taking the time to deal with all this agita…

  5. 5.

    geg6

    October 11, 2012 at 8:54 pm

    Thank heaven.

    And yeah, I’ve been over Ezra for a while now.

  6. 6.

    dmsilev

    October 11, 2012 at 8:56 pm

    @Redshift: I think the idea is to give a fallback if when the main blog software goes belly-up.

  7. 7.

    Evolving Deep Southerner

    October 11, 2012 at 8:57 pm

    @Anne Laurie: Anne Laurie, I’m starting to believe that if I met all of the Balloon-Juice front pagers in person, you might be the only one I’d generally like. Well, you and maybe Kay. She seems cool, too.

  8. 8.

    Joel

    October 11, 2012 at 8:58 pm

    Well done, DougJ.

  9. 9.

    Joel

    October 11, 2012 at 8:58 pm

    Well done, DougJ.

  10. 10.

    Joel

    October 11, 2012 at 8:58 pm

    Well done, DougJ.

  11. 11.

    Bill E Pilgrim

    October 11, 2012 at 8:59 pm

    @Joel: I just want to say good luck. We’re all counting on you.

  12. 12.

    Anne Laurie

    October 11, 2012 at 8:59 pm

    Allergy season in Kentucky, if the CSPAN feed is any indicator…

  13. 13.

    hilts

    October 11, 2012 at 9:00 pm

    Maybe next time we will nominate a real progressive.

    Chris Hedges / Amy Goodman 2016

  14. 14.

    Evolving Deep Southerner

    October 11, 2012 at 9:01 pm

    Ain’t trying that shit downstairs. I think I’d spend so much time fucking with it that I’d miss the damn debate. I think we’ve pushed the concept of synchronous communication past its practical boundaries. I’ll stay here and read at my own damn pace.

  15. 15.

    maven

    October 11, 2012 at 9:01 pm

    Wow Doug. You and Andrew can share your Prozac…..

  16. 16.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 11, 2012 at 9:03 pm

    I think Ezra is definitely a neo-liberal, but he did a great takedown of Willard’s variously dishonest stance on health care last week.

    It’s on. Come on, Uncle Joe! Stomp his ass.

  17. 17.

    MomSense

    October 11, 2012 at 9:03 pm

    C-SPAN!

  18. 18.

    Randy P

    October 11, 2012 at 9:03 pm

    CSPAN is the only way to go

  19. 19.

    Tonal Crow

    October 11, 2012 at 9:03 pm

    Don’t you mean:

    8:54 I think Biden may have already lost this debate.
    __
    8:55 This election is already over. Maybe next time we will nominate a real centrist, like Joe Lieberman, who will work with the Republicans in good faith.

  20. 20.

    Jim, Foolish Literalist

    October 11, 2012 at 9:04 pm

    Paul Ryan is looking down! Paul Ryan is looking down! AND TAKING NOTES! I hit the shift lock by accident, and this debate is over.

  21. 21.

    Judas Escargot, Acerbic Prophet of the Mighty Potato God

    October 11, 2012 at 9:06 pm

    Holy fuck. The Fate of Civilization is on Joe Biden’s shoulders.

    Maybe.

  22. 22.

    gsim

    October 11, 2012 at 9:06 pm

    @Bill E Pilgrim: hilarious!

  23. 23.

    Randy P

    October 11, 2012 at 9:06 pm

    Ryan’s first lie — no military guards in Libya. Was that 20 seconds in? Weren’t a couple of the dead guards?

  24. 24.

    Tonal Crow

    October 11, 2012 at 9:06 pm

    @Jim, Foolish Literalist: Looking down and taking notes is a sign of intelligence and leadership for Republicans, and a sign of weak-mindedness, wish-washyness, and depravity for Democrats. Didn’t you get the memo?

  25. 25.

    Maude

    October 11, 2012 at 9:07 pm

    OT
    John, yer rotaters is off again.

  26. 26.

    Cassidy

    October 11, 2012 at 9:08 pm

    The State Dept. doesn’t use “military” guards anyway. They have Diplomatic Security Agents and the SPS contractors, as well as the PSS contracts.

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