Dinesh D’Souza just got fired from his $1 million/year job as president of some tiny evangelical college, and his girlfriend is married, too.
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet tw-align-center”><p>”God has a mighty future for Dinesh, but there are some things he has to go through first,” Mills said.</p>— Empire State Tribune (@ESTribune) <a href=”https://twitter.com/ESTribune/status/258974721222266880″ data-datetime=”2012-10-18T16:55:59+00:00″>October 18, 2012</a></blockquote>
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By “things”, I assume that Mills, the head of the Board of Trustees at the college, meant “adulterous vaginas”, but I couldn’t track down the rest of that quote.
dollared
Uh, how blind do you have to be to be D’Souza? Couldn’t you just hang with her somewhere else?
The expectation of being above the law and ordinary accountability is really, really high. Latin America high.
Scott S.
(howls of derisive laughter)
The Dangerman
Hiking the Appalachian trail?
aimai
Oh my god–is this the punchline of Savage’s “It Gets Better” Campaign? Because I had no idea how much better.
Commenting at Balloon Juice since 1937
oh dear.
catclub
Not in the Vitter/Norquist category. Melanin enhanced.
Perhaps could not get present wife to stand beside him while apologizing. Vitter’s wife was the classic “I really do not want to be here.”
monkeyfister
This looks like the appetizing beginning to the very tasty end of D’Souza’s career. Perhaps there is a future for him in Utah?
He’d have to convert, but, hey– no Conservative has ever been hampered with that “consistency” thing anyway, right?
danimal
@The Dangerman: Damn you, Dangerman, for beating me to the punch on that one!
And it does look like Dinesh could use a hike or two…
Tom Levenson
Schadenfreude.
It’s what’s for dinner.
JCT
I really think we need a new term for hypocrisy — it is insufficient for this gang of assholes.
Jerzy Russian
According to the linked article, “he did not know that Christians generally do not approve of engagements prior to divorces being finalized.” This is almost as classic as Steve Martin’s way of making a million dollars and not paying taxes (you say “I forgot” when the feds come to your door).
Regnad Kcin
Bad things happen. Is there a God who cares? Yes. Here’s proof.
beltane
God has a mighty future for Dinesh? Oh God, please reveal this mighty future to us heathens who do not like to be kept waiting.
Princess Odie II is married? Will she have to give up her title of nobility to marry Dinesh?
DPS
How long does he have to wait for his tearful, repentant return to the evangelical fold? Can he get that started on Monday, or does he have to let a couple of months go by?
Brachiator
The only thing that would have made this sweeter would be if his girlfriend had been married to a woman.
SiubhanDuinne
I have just one thing to say.
:: clears throat, taps for attention ::
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
trollhattan
@monkeyfister: Not too often that one of these fallen putzen doesn’t fall upwards.
“Hey’s it’s just a stunt to get more box office traffic!”
Maude
Someone has to do this.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jay in Oregon
Not for long, methinks.
Anoniminous
Think I’ve seen this movie.
GregB
This is obviously a hit on D’Souza by a group of covert Chicago thugs that made poor Dinesh f*** his mistress.
These Obama goons will stop at nothing.
Hopefully Ken Starr will get appointed to look into this matter so we can get all the juicy details.
trollhattan
@Brachiator:
I can think of one better, better thing: “She’s a man, baby!”
Maude
@SiubhanDuinne:
You are on my wavelength.
schrodinger's cat
Bye Bye Dinesh Dsouza and please take Ramesh Ponnuru, Bobby Jindal, Nikki Haley and Tunku Varadarajan (sp?) with you.
Kthxbai.
ETA: And any other wingnut of Indian origin with you,
who I can’t remember right now.
Roger Moore
I’m hoping that one of the things he has to go through is being stoned, the traditional punishment for adultery. Sadly, I doubt my wishes will come true.
beltane
@JCT: How about “depravity”? People like this genuinely get off preaching against one thing in public while doing that very same thing in private. God knows what other skeletons these scumbags have lurking in their closets.
Mnemosyne (iPhone)
Fundamentalist Christians frown on adultery? Since when?
Jay in Oregon
@DPS:
He might have to spread some of that Obama’s America vig around first. You know: “prayer interventions” or “faith counseling,” maybe with someone like Rick Warren, for a few months.
Then when people are distracted by the latest episode of Honey Boo Boo he can squat out a new book and return to the fold.
? Martin
He’ll be back. Wingnut welfare is the entitlement program that nobody will ever cut.
danimal
@GregB: Oh, you didn’t get the message? They slept in the same hotel room, tis true, but “nothing happened.”
Gotta keep the, um, morals up, you know.
Linnaeus
Wingnut welfare has been good to D’Souza. That’s not going to change no matter what he does, I think.
dr. bloor
God may have some mighty things in store for DD, although I’ll bet the current Mrs. D has similarly ambitious plans for his 401k about now.
Baud
There is no limit to what these guys will do to prove that gay marriage is destroying traditional marriage, is there?
? Martin
@Mnemosyne (iPhone): They always frown upon it. Even while engaging in it, they frown upon others that do it. No better way to raise your own social standing and self-esteem than by standing on one Bible while simultaneously pushing everyone else down with another.
MattF
@danimal: “Nothing happened, and my fiancee reassured me that even larger men have a bad day sometimes.”
Waldo
Have the wingnuts blamed the liberal media yet? Time’s a-wastin’.
The Moar You Know
This is so…tame by wingnut standards. No wetsuits. No dildos. No male hookers. No meth.
Won’t take much to rehab this one.
ranchandsyrup
Every non-white wingnut fellater knows in their heart that they will never be truly accepted or given the same latitude as a white man, but they convince themselves otherwise.
danimal
@Waldo: Quick, get Newt a microphone and some reporters!
JCT
@beltane: Even depravity might not cut it — especially given the truly vile things that old Dinesh wrote in his “books” and committed to film about Obama and his family. It is simply mind-boggling that these people (term used loosely) can pull this stuff off without just imploding.
@trollhattan: Argh! You beat me to it!
@Roger Moore: Would love to ask old Dinesh what *he* thinks his punishment should be, but I am with you on the stoning.
AA+ Bonds
Also Newsweek is dead and only the website is left, good times
Yutsano
@Tom Levenson: @Anoniminous: I’m at work and can’t link, but ohhhh do I wanna put up that Avenue Q song!!
LanceThruster
They’re not allowed to say “vagina.” I believe the proper and acceptable terminology is “Satan’s Flytrap.”
aimai
The best thing of all? Ramesh Ponnoru is going to come in for a whole lot of misdirected flack since the money guys probably can’t tell them apart.
aimai
The Moar You Know
OK, just clicked through. He looks like a brown version of the Pillsbury Doughboy. She’s about ten pounds underweight for my tastes but is physically gorgeous.
The brutal truth: She is WAY out of his league. She wouldn’t spit on a guy like him if he wasn’t pulling down that sweet seven figure salary.
Mnemosyne (iPhone)
@The Moar You Know:
Who was the wingnut college prez who turned out to have been schtupping his daughter-in-law for the past 20 years? That was some world-champion adultery there.
trollhattan
@The Moar You Know:
Do we know that? It would be irresponsible not to speculate.
Just sayin’.
Omnes Omnibus
@MattF: FTW.
“Dinesh, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?”
Jerzy Russian
@The Moar You Know:
None that have been reported on so far, at least. The day is young.
Hoodie
I doubt he’ll be in the wilderness for long, probably just until he returns from the honeymoon. Like any of these grifters ever suffers any lasting humiliation. It’s hard to be humiliated when you’re a fucking sociopath. Like Gingrich, D’Souza has unique skills to craft self-aggrandizing pseudointellectual nonsense for rich people. The only question is can he run through more conservabimbos than Newt?
AA+ Bonds
A whole bunch of married “presidents” cheating with each others’ spouses is as good a summary of the New Evangelical movement as any
aimai
The weirdest thing of all, even in the linked article, is the refusal to call the relationship adulterous. Does calling someone your “fiancee” give fornication a newly washed purity? Is that what Jesus said to the woman taken in “fianceeing?” “Go thou and remember not to take a fiancee before your divorce has been filed and you have undergone a legal six month separation?”
aimai
henrythefifth
Could Empire State’s twitter icon be any more phallic?
PeakVT
It’s so wonderful to hear that two vile people have found their soulmate.
Bwahahahahaha.
Interrobang
I’m really hoping that in this case “mighty future” is synonymous with “languishing in obscurity,” but I suspect that’s probably too much to ask.
yoodow
From a commenter on the NY MAG site:
RealityCzech
Do as I say, not as I D’Souza.
Geoduck
@SiubhanDuinne:
Now now. If you’re going to do it right, you have to include this.
Linnaeus
@Mnemosyne (iPhone):
That was George Roche III of Hillsdale College.
ruemara
Is a million dollars a year normal for a small university? Just seems excessive, especially for a man of the caliber of Dinesh D’Souza.
vayama
Dinesh D’Souza may have an intellectual air about him, but as soon as he opens his mouth, he immediately lets you know that he’s basically Ann Coulter. But less masculine.
Ash Can
Not only that, she was married less than a year ago. This is one profoundly fucked up situation, and I don’t think either of these frauds is white enough to recover from this career-wise.
Mnemosyne (iPhone)
@aimai:
Apparently in the right-wing world, if you claim it’s Twoo Wuv (unlike the sham marriage you’re currently in) and marry your mistress, all is forgiven.
I really do think that if Bill had announced he was divorcing Hillary to marry Monica, there never would have been an impeachment.
Ash Can
Edited to remove double post. FYWP
Hal
So nice of him to refer to his jump off as his fiance. I’m sure that makes everything all right in the eyes of God, huh Dinesh?
Also, one million dollars (said in the voice of Dr Evil) a year? Really?
SatanicPanic
So he was getting paid $1 million a year as president of this college, but spent all his time promoting his dumb movie instead of working.
You know, the rest of us would probably be happy with $1 million a year, and would, you know, try to do a good job. Just like so many of us poor liberals try to keep our marriages together instead of spending all our time telling everyone else how to live.
AA+ Bonds
New Evangelical Christians endorse a theology of salvation through acceptance of Christ as one’s personal Savior that cannot, practically, be undone by any sin as long as one can find a faith community to support one’s continued presence; they cut a lot of slack for marital and sexual “deviance” as long as the sinner beats his chest and weeps and puts himself back on the path of condemnation of others for the same behavior
The net result is often rural housewives seeking shelter from the church as the only local institution able to handle their needs, and then eventually getting pressured by Evangelical or fundamentalist clergy to go back to a still-abusive spouse
SiubhanDuinne
@Maude:
Never too many HAHAHA posts in a thread like this.
YellowJournalism
Turning out to be a good week. Where’s someone with a link to a Nelson “Ha ha!” montage?
trollhattan
@aimai:
Keyboard cleanup, stat! “Ramesh/Dinesh, Steinberg/iceberg, what’s the dif?”
Confession: I now work with a Bupinder and used to work with a Jatinder. We’d often pronounce the latter “Ja-Tindah!” in sports announcer voice, at the office and I now have a hardwired desire to do the same with poor Bupinder. I blame it on my uncommonly addled brain.
feebog
Maybe Bill Mahar will let him back on to do a Jimmy Swagartt type repentence.
Ben Franklin
If the job had been in Chicago, Jack could blame Rahm. Maybe he will, anyway.
SiubhanDuinne
@Maude:
Never too many HAHAHA posts in a thread like this.
The Dangerman
@trollhattan:
I can think of one better, better thing, too: “She’s Tagg Romney, baby!”
trollhattan
@aimai:
Keyboard cleanup, stat! “Ramesh/Dinesh, Steinberg/iceberg, what’s the dif?”
Confession: I now work with a Bupinder and used to work with a Jatinder. We’d often pronounce the latter “Ja-Tindah!” in sports announcer voice, at the office and I now have a hardwired desire to do the same with poor Bupinder. I blame it on my uncommonly addled brain.
dollared
@Ash Can: Married right before the miscarriage. Too bad she’s not Catholic, she could get it annulled.
Ben Franklin
If the job had been in Chicago, Jack could blame Rahm. Maybe he will, anyway.
SiubhanDuinne
@Maude:
Never too many HAHAHA posts in a thread like this.
BGinCHI
Jesus
weptlaughed.Ben Franklin
If the job had been in Chicago, Jack could blame Rahm. Maybe he will, anyway.
BGinCHI
Jesus
weptlaughed.trollhattan
Aw-righty, FYWP. Apologies, etc….
Arm The Homeless
I wish that I could meet someone saying this to my face, so that I could laugh in theirs while wondering aloud whether they bothered to apply that benefit of the doubt to LGBTQ people, some of whom no doubt are parts of their “flock”. Their tears sustain my black heart.
Redshift
@Jerzy Russian: It reminds me even more of the Seinfeld bit when George is caught having sex with the cleaning woman on his desk:
GregB
;)
Howard Beale IV
She looks like a Golddigger. Too bad for her that her meal ticket(s) are getting punched.
Maude
@vayama:
WIN
Enhanced Mooching Techniques
Personally, I am socked to see a conservative evangelical having an affair with an adult woman.
Enhanced Mooching Techniques
Personally, I am socked to see a conservative evangelical having an affair with an adult woman.
Snarla
As a feminist, I feel terribly bad about causing these two to betray their spouses.
Off to destroy society–ta!
trollhattan
@feebog:
When Maher last had him on, he was flogging the “Obama, BAAAAD” flick and was impossibly obtuse as to how anybody could question the laser-like logic of his proof, PROOF that Obama is a skeery anti-colonialist. IIRC his absolute linchpin was Obama’s choice of “from” in “Dreams from My Father.”
Well let me tell you buckaroos, that cinched it for me.
notoriousJRT
@The Moar You Know:
Glad you qualified Ms. Odious Joseph’s beauty as physical, because her “soul” is repulsive and the personification of greed and silly self-absorption.
catclub
Consarn it, there’s some things that just boil my barnacles.
That woman, who claims to be seriously and conservatively Christian, has a website called something like “things I lust after”. Does she not have the slightest knowledge of how Christians (in the conservative good times, when all the rules were being made by men) categorized your seven deadly and your seven not-quite-so-deadly sins, and that one of the ones on the deadly (ie. cuts you off from salvation type deadly) list was Lust?
Makes me want to tear the onion off my belt.
Julia Grey
No diapers.
I really think D’Souza’s poisonous little film contributed to Obama’s swoon in the polls.
The man is conniving, pathetic, opportunistic filth. He actually needs a diaper — OVER HIS HEAD.
Omnes Omnibus
@Snarla: Well done. Keep up the good work.
Julia Grey
No diapers.
I really think D’Souza’s poisonous little film contributed to Obama’s swoon in the polls.
The man is conniving, pathetic, opportunistic filth. He actually needs a diaper — OVER HIS HEAD.
trollhattan
@Julia Grey:
Provided it’s not fresh from the box.
catclub
@aimai: Too true!
Violet
Hilarious. What a total.fucktard.
trollhattan
Pierce chimes in. [Oops, Mark Warren, not Pierce]
http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/dinesh-dsouza-resigns-13853734#ixzz29gT3q1ZV
Omnes Omnibus
@catclub: Don’t forget to add in that lusting after things could be considered greed. And the whole “Thou shalt not covet…” thing.
nastybrutishntall
Needs moar “hoist on their own retard” tags a la TBogg
PeakVT
@ruemara: Here’s the top ten pay packages for private university presidents. D’Sleaza was getting paid more than what the head of Cornell was getting (in 2009 – the survey is a bit dated).
Omnes Omnibus
@catclub: Don’t forget to add in that lusting after things could be considered greed. And the whole “Thou shalt not covet…” thing.
PeakVT
@ruemara: Here’s the top ten pay packages for private university presidents. D’Sleaza was getting paid more than what the head of Cornell was getting (in 2009 – the survey is a bit dated).
trollhattan
@catclub: Yellow or white onion? Also, too, sky is requesting you cease shaking your fist at it.
The Moar You Know
@notoriousJRT: That was deliberate. I am, thankfully, now old enough to make the distinction. Took a few rounds in the ring to get that lesson beat through my thick skull.
LanceThruster
@LanceThruster:
Or “God’s Baby Oven Door.”
fromOberlin
This makes fun reading in light of the news:
http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/christian-colleges/790711-kings-college-3.html
Calouste
@notoriousJRT:
And of course, if you look at the photo, you will notice that she has Atlas Shrugged on her desk, plus at least one other book about Ayn Rand.
nastybrutishntall
Needs moar “hoist on their own retard” tags a la TBogg
nastybrutishntall
Needs moar “hoist on own retard” tags a la TBogg
gnomedad
Eat, drink, and make whoopie, for tomorrow is 2016.
beltane
@catclub: Modern day evangelical Christianity is all about lust, mostly a lust for money and other material things but any lust will do. These people have taken the trappings of traditional Christianity and totally perverted their meaning. It is not a coincidence that their “churches” look like a cross between a Wal-Mart, a multiplex cinema, and a shopping mall food court. Their lips may say “Jesus” but their hearts, souls and bodies are completely in thrall to desire for worldly things.
If you want to know where all your local deadbeats and dirtbags hang out, go to an evangelical church on a Sunday morning and you’ll find them in abundance.
rlrr
@trollhattan:
I’m still trying to figure out why being an anti-colonialist is supposed to be a bad thing.
SFAW
@PeakVT:
Good to know that he’s making more than either the Harvard or MIT preznit did in 2009.
But I guess when you run Teh King’s College, you can command a
princelykinglyqueenly sum.Trinity
Awesome.
jgaugust
Tears…delicious…you know the drill…
MaryRC
@Waldo: @Waldo:
Oh, D’Souza already has. In his squealy “I’m the victim here” screed on Fox News, along with his “nothing happened” and “I’m practically already divorced” defenses, he suggested that the World reporter who broke the story had an agenda.
Apparently this reporter once worked as a consultant for a Kings’ College board member who hated Dinesh, so that’s all you need to know. It was a conspiracy.
Of course, World is as non-liberal as they come but what does that matter? When you’re playing the victim card, it’s all MSM.
burnspbesq
I know there’s no accounting for taste, but I find it hard to believe that there are two women who were willing to have sexytime with Dinesh D’Souza for free.
aimai
Is “god has a mighty plan” for so and so the new Christianist “terminated with extreme prejudice?”
aimai
Napoleon
@rlrr:
Especially since Obama now leads the country that first sucessfully tossed off the yoke of colonialism.
burnspbesq
@SFAW:
At a lot of universities, the President is the fourth-highest-paid employee, after the football and basketball coaches and the head of the medical center.
TooManyJens
@aimai:
Unfortunately, neither can some liberals, at least on Twitter. I’ve seen people tweet Ponnoru raging about “2016.”
Baud
@burnspbesq:
What part of $1 million/year don’t you understand?
trollhattan
@rlrr: Me neither. Did Glenn Beck or some other luminary flog it for a few months, until rubes could spell it? Saying “anti-colonialist” seems like using a dog whistle in a fish store. [Also, too, some of these highly placed Indian RWers are supposedly from wealthy families who did well under colonial rule and perhaps were not happy with that little Ghandi twerp and the whole independence thing. They may be trying to export their own trigger words.]
rlrr
@aimai:
Some believe it’s mighty hot in hell.
LanceThruster
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
H. L. Mencken
US editor (1880 – 1956)
rlrr
@Napoleon:
Exactly.
burnspbesq
@aimai:
It’s the religious equivalent of “we are cooperating fully with the U.S. Attorney’s office.” Corporate-speak for “you’re fucked, pal. Here’s your golden parachute. Keep us out of it.”
GxB
@Tom Levenson:
Again? – Awww I’m gonna start looking like Christie pretty soon, but how sweet it is.
vayama
@rlrr:
After 9/11 made us all conservatives, I thought everyone came around and agreed that the Brown People were better off with the gentle guiding hand of the White People.
What? No?
Jeez, sometimes I feel like I don’t understand that period of time at all.
Ed Drone
@Mnemosyne (iPhone):
No, they frown on GETTING CAUGHT!
Ed
Omnes Omnibus
@burnspbesq: Free? Who said anything about free?
AdrianLesher
She also appears to have had a blog called “I, Denise, Lust After….” which is mysteriously in “maintenance mode.” http://www.ideniselustafter.com/
Citizen_X
(Voice from sky:) “Dinesh?”
“Yes, Lord?”
“Bend over!”
Cervantes
Laura Ingraham is smiling today.
GregB
@trollhattan:
It was D’Souza. He published a book first and that was mooched on to by none other than Newton Leroy Gingrich, he of the wandering willie himself.
Yes, the whole idea of a slap in the face to Winston Churchill was flogged by this cretin D’Loser.
As I said at the time. America was founded on anti-colonialism.
Villago Delenda Est
This shitstain hangs with the most sexually repressed stick up the ass Jeebofascists in the country and he thought he could just skate right through this.
He really is too fucking stupid to live.
Which means he’s your typical wingnut.
Waldo
@MaryRC: Thanks. The suspense was killing me.
Brachiator
For Dinesh
Talking Heads
Girlfriend Is Better (from Stop Making Sense)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r7X3f2gFz4
shortstop
You have been fucking hilarious, and hilarious about fucking, all week.
The Pale Scot
Any bets that D’nesh suddenly becomes less attractive without the 1 mil cash stream?
From Yellowbeard;
I claim this treasure… – He claims it?
…in the name of Her Majesty, Queen Anne.
Dan, darling, I don’t think I love you anymore.
You’re right. You don’t.
Goodbye, Triola.
Can’t find it on Utube
SFAW
@burnspbesq:
MIT’s football team is something like NCAA D-12, so I don’t think that tracks very much. (Their tiddly-wink team, on the other hand …)
LanceThruster
@Ed Drone:
It’s OK if there’s an appeal to patriotism (also, too, IOKIYAR).
hueyplong
I’ve thought about it for a minute or two, and this isn’t enough for me. D’Souza isn’t yet getting all that he deserves. More revelations, please.
LanceThruster
@shortstop:
xD
Nice turn of a phrase, indeed.
Villago Delenda Est
@beltane:
When their lips say “Jesus” they really mean “Mammon.”
They are all irredeemable scum.
SFAW
@Napoleon:
And was born in one that did the same, except 200 (more or less) years later.
DPS
Wrong again, libtards. What you don’t get is that Dinesh loves traditional marriage so much that he couldn’t wait for the old one to be over before getting started on the new one.
Political Observer
GALLUP POLL SHOCK: R 42 O 45
Romney has actually moved UP since the last debate!
Wisconsin now DEAD EVEN according to a Marquette University poll.
Ohio closing as well, only O + 1 and O + 3 in the latest polls!
And only NINETEEN DAYS LEFT until President-Elect Romney!
trollhattan
@GregB:
Ah, forming a perfect circle self-jerk of self-citation. Newt’s endorsement is butter on the popcorn. (Ugh, I’m not going any further here.)
Judas Escargot, Acerbic Prophet of the Mighty Potato God
@dollared:
She probably said “no weddin’, no lovin'”. Worked on Henry VIII.
Looking at D’Souza’s photo (and hers), $30 million in profit from 2016 must be one powerful aphrodisiac.
Hopefully the young lady convinced him that there was no need for a prenup. The less money D’Souza ends up with, the less mischief he can cause out here in the real world.
trollhattan
@Political Observer:
Ur caps lock is borked.
gelfling545
@DPS: I think he has to wait til he’s actually married to the …er lady. That makes all the bad go away.
Roger Moore
@rlrr:
Because blackity black black, that’s why.
Herbal Infusion Bagger
401(k)’s are for plebs. The hoi polloi may have to pray for their mutual funds to well enough to keep them from catfood and ramen, but you betcha Dinesh has a defined benefit retirement in his compensation package, so he can better preach against social security.
g
What’s really the tell is what the College says are reasons to fire the guy:
So basically, he hasn’t done a damned thing for the college, he’s spent the last year doing self-promotion of a piece of propaganda, and probably selling his own books.
A million dollars salary. Keep in mind that King’s College is a four year school with only 400 students. The Chancellor at UCLA, by contrast was offered $418,000 when he was hired.
karen marie
@Ash Can: Non-whites are scarce where they’re grifting, not to worry.
DPS
@Political Observer:
I think you mean R 52 O 45.
Political Observer
@DPS:
You’re right. R 52 O 45
joes527
@The Moar You Know:
More than 10 pounds underweight. And I’ve seen that type before … I’d check for a package.
I’m not sayin’ … I’m just sayin’
shortstop
“Full of win” does not begin to describe this thread.
ranchandsyrup
@Political Observer: your latest fail in a series of fail. yet you still expect to be considered credible. fucking hell you only have one job to do, at least do it right.
pk
@Ash Can:
She is not white either. By looks she is an Indian who has dyed her hair blond (a dirty shade of blond at that, as blond dye on black hair results in a mess). Two self hating Indians, a match made in heaven (or hell).
shortstop
@LanceThruster: Brother, please. Your “Satan’s Flytrap” had me barking with mirth.
flukebucket
@The Moar You Know:
Yes but the sweet seven figure salary insured that she would get her spit all over every square inch of his Pillsbury Doughboy body.
TooManyJens
@joes527:
So you’re implying that she’s trans as a way to insult her? Would you care to rethink that at all?
TerryC
@dollared: Like, hmm, France?
Roger Moore
@Mnemosyne (iPhone):
It’s so hard to understand what Christians are and aren’t supposed to do. If only all the things Christ said and did were collected in a single book, so you could read about this stuff and know for sure.
The Other Bob
She’s pretty attractive. Just not $1 million a year attractive. Not worth it.
Douche D'Souza
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It’s A Secret, But I’ll Tell You (About Me)
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:km-C4plbL3kJ:www.ideniselustafter.com/about-me/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a
I Am Not a Womyn, Please Don’t Ever Treat Me Like One, Pretty Please!
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:Zezo3Yi3tNoJ:www.ideniselustafter.com/i-am-not-a-womyn-please-dont-ever-treat-me-like-one-pretty-please/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a
Happy Valentine’s Day, To You and Your Interiors–Notes on Living What You Wear:
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:o3m-bpgtsvMJ:www.ideniselustafter.com/2012/02/14/254/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a
Whatever Happened to Good Ole Hypocrisy? As America looks down the barrel of 2012, I’m hoping to bring back one precious but forgotten tenet of our society.
http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:-S9hP1oHYU0J:www.ideniselustafter.com/2012/01/04/whatever-happened-to-good-ole-hypocrisy-as-america-looks-down-the-barrel-of-2012-im-hoping-to-bring-back-one-precious-but-forgotten-tenet-of-our-society/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a
Will post more links if requested.
catclub
@flukebucket: Moar also mentioned this:
“Looking at D’Souza’s photo (and hers), $30 million in profit from 2016 must be one powerful aphrodisiac.”
Not just the salary. The pot o’ gold.
Although I expect the Jewish International Cinema Conspiracy has probably taken its pound of flesh from that haul, so D’ D’s portion could be a negligible fraction of the total.
canuckistani
How can it be schadenfreude when I’m not ashamed?
Randy P
@LanceThruster: Are you sure that’s Mencken? It has a very “Devil’s Dictionary” (Ambrose Bierce) air to it.
Douche D'Souza
@Douche D’Souza:
I Am Not a Womyn, Please Don’t Ever Treat Me Like One, Pretty Please!
webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:Zezo3Yi3tNoJ:www.ideniselustafter.com/i-am-not-a-womyn-please-dont-ever-treat-me-like-one-pretty-please/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a
Herbal Infusion Bagger
Anybody remember that when Ezra Klein was at The American Progress, there was a wingnut troll called “Specialist” who showed up early in the 2008 election season.
One day after the 2008 election, he disappeared.
Guess the contract only extended to the first Tuesday in November.
Any bets Political Observer is the same?
honus
@PeakVT: Teresa Sullivan gets just under $700,000 as president of UVA. I mean, a million dollars a year is getting close to what the football coach at big university makes.
LanceThruster
@Randy P:
I only remembered the quote but found it via teh Great Gazoogle. I imagine there are variations with different attributions.
ranchandsyrup
@Herbal Infusion Bagger: I wonder how the recession has impacted paid per post trolls…..
Steeplejack
@PeakVT:
His salary is not meant to be “competitive.” It’s classic wingnut welfare (sinecure division).
sherparick
@trollhattan: Beat me it in linking to Mark Warren’s post. And yes, now we do have strong evidence of the existence of God and that he does have a rather sick (if a very good) sense of humor. As Mark Twain and Job both noted, He and good buddy Satan both enjoy a good chuckle at a fool’s expense.
sherparick
Also,
HAHAHAHAHA to the nth Power.
New definition for “schadenfreude” (when bad things happen to bad people) = Dinesh D’Souza busted for adultery.
The Moar You Know
I stopped contributing to mine in 2007. If the Masters of the Universe are going to take it all, what is the fucking point?
karen marie
The future second Mrs. D’Souza from January 24, 2012:
Oh, snap!
Randy P
@LanceThruster: Not Bierce. I checked. He has no entry for Puritan. He does have one for Christian: “One who believes that the New Testament is a divinely inspired book admirably suited to the spiritual needs of his neighbor.”
Ding dong
LOLOLOLOL. Massive mug of schadenfreude .I have hated this mofo for a long fucking time. Hung by his own petard.
Mnemosyne
@karen marie:
Well, to be fair, she was clearly thinking about her financial stability when she decided to hook up with D’Souza. And since financial stability = morality, getting him to leave his wife and marry her was completely moral!
Bubblegum Tate
You would think that banging Ann Coulter would be the nadir of his life, but it just keeps getting worse for him.
Unsympathetic
They’re both allowed to be hypocritical! IOKIYAR.
How dare you question your elites!
trollhattan
@karen marie: Zowie. If I tried to ghostwrite in Wingnuteze I could not come close to matching that (hangs head in artistic shame).
Mnemosyne
@Political Observer:
I see somebody is desperate to change the conversation away from the antics of yet another Republican who thinks that morality is for other people. I wonder why that could be …
sharl
@karen marie:
Oooh, Combo Second Amendment/Biblical madlibs, with a kinky twist. We’re on our way to performance art here. But needz moar sledgehammers smashing watermelons.
ETA: trollhattan @189 done beat me to it.
PeakVT
@SFAW: Wow. I didn’t even think to look at those schools. I mean, Harvard pay less that a 400-ish student school? Okay…
Frankie
Adulterous vaginas = the tender trap
http://youtu.be/YpcDa2SillE
PeakVT
@karen marie: LOLWUT? That takes word salad to a new level.
The Moar You Know
@Douche D’Souza: Thanks for the links, I’m going to run home to my wife and thank her for marrying me.
I can’t believe human beings this horrible exist. If her blog is in any way representative of her real personality, I’d have to say she’s a very real candidate for “Worst Person Living On The Planet”.
Dinesh deserves this. Oh how he deserves this. He’s engaged to this…thing? Karma is a bitch and will not be denied.
Scamp Dog
@g: Gets out calculator, makes sure it’s not McMegan’s, clickety clickety click…yep, $2,500 per student. Hard to believe he’s providing that much value for each student there, unless he makes it more likely that wingnuts contribute to the school.
kc
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
I’m sorry, was that wrong?
kc
Just read the story at the link. Laughing even harder now.
LanceThruster
@Randy P:
I need to get me a Devil’s Dictionary. They’re all gems.
rollSound
@catclub:
It was more than that. Mrs. Vitter’s demeanor and outfit were saying “I am so getting revenge sex the minute this presser is over.”
Calouste
@karen marie:
Wow. I’d say that is at least 900 milliPalins worth of word salad.
g
@Douche D’Souza: Good God! I tried to read one of her “articles” – what incomprehensible gobblety-gook!
Trivia fun fact about Denise – she thinks the US Census Office is cooking the data about gay households! Is this a new wingnut meme I didn’t know about?
trollhattan
@g:
Gay data= Gayta!
Patricia Kayden
The Mistress is married too?!! Wow! What a twist. These Rightwingers lead extremely exciting lives, don’t they? In between all that bigotry and fake Christianity, they certainly find time to live.
Gravenstone
@karen marie: FYI, your link tripped a phishing alert in my AVS.
hep kitty
Hey, D’Souza, take that 2016 and stuff it back up your ass where it came from.
A moocher
@catclub:you have an onion on your belt, good sir. Pray, why is that?
JustRuss
@burnspbesq: The King’s college doesn’t have enrollment figures on their web page, which is kind of sketchy, but they do say they had 211 transfers and freshmen in 2011, so figure under 1000 students. I work at a university with 25 times that enrollment, and our president doesn’t make close to a million dollars.
I suspect they have some very generous high-end donors.
Johnny Coelacanth
So let me be sure I have this straight: Dinesh D’Souza, convert to a traditional strain of Catholicism, is saying that it is hunky and/or dory to be tapping Odie Humanity II, because he’s going to be getting a divorce? That’s what he’s saying, right? Oh, if only he hadn’t joined the club that says “no divorce, ever.” Well, he can probably get it annulled; what’s 20 years between two married people?
gelfling545
@Snarla: It gave me a shock to see your user name! It’s also the name of my elderly pug. I love it but it did give me a brief moment of wonder about what she might have got up to while I was out!
Anyway keep up your nefarious feminist doings. I myself, as a single mother of many years standing, have to get out there & cause more gun violence.
Cain
@schrodinger’s cat:
No shit, gives us Indians a bad name. Fucking assholes. Good riddance, I hope.
Ellyn
Ha! Ha! Ha! D’nesh D’Souza is a d’ouche.
MacKenna
If God has a plan for this DICK it has to involve lightening…striking once and succeeding.
Captain C
@burnspbesq: A million-dollar paycheck makes one look a lot better. So, too, does playing an instrument well.
NonyNony
@Mnemosyne (iPhone):
Well no, of course there wouldn’t.
There’s no point in impeaching the corpse of a man who has had his still beating heart ripped from his chest and forcefed to him by his own wife.
fuckwit
Rethug projection. This is so predictable.
Captain C
@Douche D’Souza: Wow! Word salad city. I also suspect some sort of inner freak. Come to think of it, maybe that’s the attraction (I mean, besides the money): they have compatible repressed, um, tastes.
gvg
@g: A million dollars between 4oo students….I have to say that college board who gave him the contract also need to be fired for financial stupidity.
He’s not qualified to be president of a college.
I’m an atheist but I care about the meaning of words. I sure would appreciate it if we could go back to more people calling themselves actually understood the Bible. I’m positive adultry, worship of money, lack of charity towards the needy, war mongering, lying etc are not OK in the Bible. It drives me crazy to hear the actual meanings turned on their head.
Douche D'Souza
More wingnutty blathering from the caches. Look at that picture in this first link which had been cropped and reposted by Denise a number of places. I wondered if there might be another shoe to fall about this hot mess. Which there was. That certainly did not look like Dinesh. Note to wingnuts: We are watching. Learn to lie better.
He Went To Wolford!!! Oh My Gawwddd!
webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:eFn0G_JGDxgJ:www.ideniselustafter.com/2012/01/01/he-went-to-wolford-oh-my-gawwddd/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a
And then the manifesto titled: It’s A Secret, But I’ll Tell You (About Me)
“:My name is Denise Odie Joseph II and I am a twenty-something currently residing in Washington, DC. Languishing, longing, and lusting are all capital “L” words for me as long as the attendant luxury comes with a heavy dose of God, Flag, and Country. For you math people out there, this means that the 2nd Amendment is more precious to me than 5th Avenue. Though a lawyer by training, I am now a maven of the museum at twp particularly charming DC Art Galleries. This blog was born out of a desire to share with like-minded folk, my obsession with objets d’arte and their trappings—wherever and whenever they strike me.
From time to time, this conservative bloggette will also be addressing socio-political issues under the category of women’s issues. Because it is this blogette’s sincere belief that women should be the moral guardians of their homes, these posts will span the socio-political-economic gamut.
The blog is intended to be a fashion, lifestyle, and socio-political humor blog. I want a space to discuss socio-political issues in a casual and fun environment. Whenever possible, I attempt to employ satire and humor as well. I include the fashion and lifestyle aspects because they appeal to me personally but more importantly, because I am strong believer in the concept of Republican Motherhood. I think it is one of America’s greatest inventions and the most vital of its lost philosophies. I try to abide by it whenever possible and therefore know women’s relationships with socio-politics, economics, lifestyle and fashion to be inextricably and naturally linked. Basically, I will be covering issues from consumer complaints to the elections, from the organic food movement to teenager’s clothing trends, from religion to Ralph Lauren. And frankly, I’ll be covering all three at once because our lives do.
This liberty-loving blogette urges all readers to engage the in healthy discussion of such issues and to avoid counter-productive commentary. Posts featuring unnecessary expletives will be removed. I look forward to hearing from all of you!
Happy Hunting My Lovelies, until the next post.”
Go here for all the other tidbits about Denise:
It’s A Secret, But I’ll Tell You (About Me) http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:km-C4plbL3kJ:www.ideniselustafter.com/about-me/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a
Douche D'Souza
I, Denise, Lust After…
With an Avarice for Accoutrement~ Fashion, Lifestyle, and Socio-Political Opinion Blog
It’s A Secret, But I’ll Tell You (About Me)
webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:km-C4plbL3kJ:www.ideniselustafter.com/about-me/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a
vtr
My delight in reading about Dinesh’s folly is eclipsed only by the fact that the NY Yucking Fankees forgot how to play baseball.
Jamey
I read the headline as, “It Gets Butter,” and the first thought I had was, “I really don’t want to know what she does to him.”
NorthLeft12
Doesn’t sound like a lot of you read this from the original source;
I was blown away by the original reported salary of $1 million. I wondered how that could be possible. I would guess that DeSleaza pulled a Trump here and leaked or flat out claimed a ridiculously inflated salary to impress his fellow wingnuts…….because its all about the money.
J R in WV
@burnspbesq:
Why do you think it was for free? I bet there’s a quid pro quo for every little kissypoo!
Sorry, I see I’m the 43rd comment to make the same lame joke – won’t happen again today.