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  4. 4.

    Keith

    If only it had a curved keyboard, I’d be all over it. Years of ergo keyboard use has made my hands abhor flat keyboards.

  6. 6.

    Punchy

    You’ve got a chick with ample front junk running around yer haus nekkid and you’re worried about gaming keyboards?

    /shakes head in disgust

  8. 8.

    The Tragically Flip

    The contrast between this and the previous post extolling the virtues of a long life in a low tech village is amusing.

  11. 11.

    Seanly

    Nice keyboard, but I think the monitor is a little small.

    I have a Logitech gaming keyboard & mouse that I need to eBay. No longer playing SWToR and refuse to join my brother back in WoW so went back to a smaller, less crammed keyboard.

  13. 13.

    J.A.F. Rusty Shackleford

    That keyboard is teh awesome!

    Btw, in personal geek news, I was selected as a beta tester for the new Marvel Heroes game. There’s a two hour testing session tonight – woot woot.

  14. 14.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    I’m designing a keyboard that can call me out sick from work and then drive to the convenience store and get me beer.

  17. 17.

    NCSteve

    Great. I wanted to go get a drink of water, but now I’m stuck here behind the desk for at least twenty minutes.

    But I’m sure it would be just as hard to use with a cat in your lap and another walking back and forth on it in front of the monitor as my regular ol’ MS ergonomic keyboard is.

  19. 19.

    Culture of Truth

    The first one saw one was Mahler
    Whose buddies all knew him as Gustav
    And each time he saw it he’d holler
    “ach, zat ess de keyboard I moost haf!”

  22. 22.

    trollhattan

    @Punchy:
    Think it through: what are the odds of Cole dating anybody who’s not a gamer? This is probably a getting-to-know-you gift.

  23. 23.

    jesdynf

    Great, it’s a keyboard that’s absolutely amazing for people /who look at their keyboard/.

    … and I still want it. What the hell?

  27. 27.

    Higgs Boson's Mate

    I’d look at Logitech gaming keyboards before plunking for this one. The better Logitechs have a number of dedicated macro keys and their software includes a macro recorder. Madcatz software is teh suxxors.

  28. 28.

    Andrey

    I have that keyboard. It’s pretty good. I actually recommend their R.A.T. mouse as well, especially for FPS play.

  30. 30.

    Tone In DC

    Keyboards shouldn’t cost more than the damn video card. Eesh (and I have decent video card on my ancient Core 2 Duo).

  32. 32.

    Nied

    I have a Mad Catz/Cyborg R.A.T 9 mouse that I bought close to a year ago and I have to say I’m quite happy with the build quality of the thing. As someone with really long fingers, being able to customize the size and shape is a godsend. No more dragging my pinkie finger accross the mousepad in a particularly tense firefight in ME3.

  39. 39.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    @Higgs Boson’s Mate:

    I have the Logitech G-510 and I have it programmed for all kinds of shit. I run some game servers and it’s nice being able to nuke some trolls ass with the press of a key.

    More like slap the little fucker from one end of the game to the other and then nuke/ban their ass once I’m bored.

  41. 41.

    slightly_peeved

    Bah. Give me a basic layout mechanical keyboard any day. These madcatz keyboards can get off my lawn.

  43. 43.

    Hugh

    @The Tragically Flip: Well said. If Mr. Cole slathers himself in olive oil, uses enough macros to give himself time to take quick naps and eats meat only five times a month there’s no reason why he can’t have the best of both worlds.

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