Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Is it negotiation when the other party actually wants to shoot the hostage?

We are aware of all internet traditions.

Motto for the House: Flip 5 and lose none.

Donald Jessica Trump found guilty as fuck – May 30, 2024!

Too often we confuse noise with substance. too often we confuse setbacks with defeat.

It’s easier to kill a dangerous animal than a man who just happens to have different thoughts/values than one’s own.

Putin dreamed of ending NATO, and now it’s Finnish-ed.

Let us savor the impending downfall of lawless scoundrels who richly deserve the trouble barreling their way.

Republicans would impeach Biden if he bit into a whole Kit Kat rather than breaking the sections apart.

Marge, god is saying you’re stupid.

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”

There is no right way to do the wrong thing.

Damn right I heard that as a threat.

There is no compromise when it comes to body autonomy. You either have it or you don’t.

A democracy can’t function when people can’t distinguish facts from lies.

Give the craziest people you know everything they want and hope they don’t ask for more? Great plan.

We still have time to mess this up!

Sadly, media malpractice has become standard practice.

Boeing: repeatedly making the case for high speed rail.

Republican also-rans: four mules fighting over a turnip.

Never forget that he train is barreling down on Trump, even as he dances on the tracks.

You can’t love your country only when you win.

Anyone who bans teaching American history has no right to shape America’s future.

A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals

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  4. 4.

    Keith

    If only it had a curved keyboard, I’d be all over it. Years of ergo keyboard use has made my hands abhor flat keyboards.

  6. 6.

    Punchy

    You’ve got a chick with ample front junk running around yer haus nekkid and you’re worried about gaming keyboards?

    /shakes head in disgust

  8. 8.

    The Tragically Flip

    The contrast between this and the previous post extolling the virtues of a long life in a low tech village is amusing.

  11. 11.

    Seanly

    Nice keyboard, but I think the monitor is a little small.

    I have a Logitech gaming keyboard & mouse that I need to eBay. No longer playing SWToR and refuse to join my brother back in WoW so went back to a smaller, less crammed keyboard.

  13. 13.

    J.A.F. Rusty Shackleford

    That keyboard is teh awesome!

    Btw, in personal geek news, I was selected as a beta tester for the new Marvel Heroes game. There’s a two hour testing session tonight – woot woot.

  14. 14.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    I’m designing a keyboard that can call me out sick from work and then drive to the convenience store and get me beer.

  17. 17.

    NCSteve

    Great. I wanted to go get a drink of water, but now I’m stuck here behind the desk for at least twenty minutes.

    But I’m sure it would be just as hard to use with a cat in your lap and another walking back and forth on it in front of the monitor as my regular ol’ MS ergonomic keyboard is.

  19. 19.

    Culture of Truth

    The first one saw one was Mahler
    Whose buddies all knew him as Gustav
    And each time he saw it he’d holler
    “ach, zat ess de keyboard I moost haf!”

  22. 22.

    trollhattan

    @Punchy:
    Think it through: what are the odds of Cole dating anybody who’s not a gamer? This is probably a getting-to-know-you gift.

  23. 23.

    jesdynf

    Great, it’s a keyboard that’s absolutely amazing for people /who look at their keyboard/.

    … and I still want it. What the hell?

  27. 27.

    Higgs Boson's Mate

    I’d look at Logitech gaming keyboards before plunking for this one. The better Logitechs have a number of dedicated macro keys and their software includes a macro recorder. Madcatz software is teh suxxors.

  28. 28.

    Andrey

    I have that keyboard. It’s pretty good. I actually recommend their R.A.T. mouse as well, especially for FPS play.

  30. 30.

    Tone In DC

    Keyboards shouldn’t cost more than the damn video card. Eesh (and I have decent video card on my ancient Core 2 Duo).

  32. 32.

    Nied

    I have a Mad Catz/Cyborg R.A.T 9 mouse that I bought close to a year ago and I have to say I’m quite happy with the build quality of the thing. As someone with really long fingers, being able to customize the size and shape is a godsend. No more dragging my pinkie finger accross the mousepad in a particularly tense firefight in ME3.

  39. 39.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    @Higgs Boson’s Mate:

    I have the Logitech G-510 and I have it programmed for all kinds of shit. I run some game servers and it’s nice being able to nuke some trolls ass with the press of a key.

    More like slap the little fucker from one end of the game to the other and then nuke/ban their ass once I’m bored.

  41. 41.

    slightly_peeved

    Bah. Give me a basic layout mechanical keyboard any day. These madcatz keyboards can get off my lawn.

  43. 43.

    Hugh

    @The Tragically Flip: Well said. If Mr. Cole slathers himself in olive oil, uses enough macros to give himself time to take quick naps and eats meat only five times a month there’s no reason why he can’t have the best of both worlds.

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