Oh, Tucker, bless your heart:
Two women from the Dominican Republic told The Daily Caller that Democratic New Jersey Sen. Bob Menendez paid them for sex earlier this year.
In interviews, the two women said they met Menendez around Easter at Casa de Campo, an expensive 7,000-acre resort in the Dominican Republic. They claimed Menendez agreed to pay them $500 for sex acts, but in the end they each received only $100.
I didn’t even know Menendez was running for re-election until I read this story, that’s how close this race is (he’s up 20 points). I couldn’t name his challenger if I was being held at gunpoint. But I love the idea of dropping this “October Surprise” right now. Half of New Jersey is under 12 inches of water, does anyone really think the residents of that state care that their single Senator had his three inches of dangling fury in a Dominican hooker six months ago? If he broke any rules or anything, that will be dealt with later, but he isn’t going to lose his election or his seat.
On a side note, for the love of everything holy, why don’t people pay their hookers in full?