Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

When do the post office & the dmv weigh in on the wuhan virus?

An almost top 10,000 blog!

Come on, media. you have one job. start doing it.

Republican obstruction dressed up as bipartisanship. Again.

Nancy smash is sick of your bullshit.

I wonder if trump will be tried as an adult.

Something needs to be done about our bogus SCOTUS.

Perhaps you mistook them for somebody who gives a damn.

Schmidt just says fuck it, opens a tea shop.

We are aware of all internet traditions.

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

Damn right I heard that as a threat.

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

This blog will pay for itself.

If you are still in the GOP, you are an extremist.

Bad news for Ron DeSantis is great news for America.

You cannot shame the shameless.

We still have time to mess this up!

In my day, never was longer.

Following reporting rules is only for the little people, apparently.

When your entire life is steeped in white supremacy, equality feels like discrimination.

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

Conservatism: there are some people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

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  8. 8.

    Omnes Omnibus

    @Sarah, Proud and Tall:

    White boy in footie pajamas.

    I am a bit upset with my brother’s family. He wanted to buy me Grinch footie PJs as part of my X-mas present; the rest of them all thought it was silly. But that was the fucking point – Grinch covered footie PJs for adults? Awesome.

  9. 9.

    Felonius Monk

    Right-wing chicken fucker, animal cruelty advocate and former ditch-digger Steve King (rethug – Iowa) apparently isn’t buying in to the republican’s Hispanic outreach:

    Democrats will find a way to hand deliver citizenship papers along with a great big check from money borrowed from the Chinese.

    Interview with an Asshole

  13. 13.

    CW in LA

    How can you be debating snark or in any way enjoying yourselves when history’s greatest monster, Barack Obama, is still in command of history’s most dreadful and eeeeeeeeeeevil weapon: Drones! Drooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnessssss!

    (Sorry, Spatula & Hellen got ahold of my account there for a sec.)

  14. 14.

    Omnes Omnibus

    @Sarah, Proud and Tall: I agree. He did tell me where to find them. I may buy them for myself – just to have them. I don’t even like socks; I am not sure how footie PJs would work for me. But owning them seems worthwhile.

  23. 23.

    Bago

    Got to geek out a bit in Seattle tonight. The table had knives, 20’s, and bar food under it when we left. Just sayin.

  24. 24.

    Studly Pantload, the emotionally unavailable unicorn

    @Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN):

    The inability of the front pagers not to step on each other is becoming a serious severely conservative problem around here.

    FTFY, and, yes, I totes couldn’t agree more! I mean, my God, man, with one front-page post coming right after another, I never know which one to post in! Where will all my pithy wisdom receive the most eyeballs? What if I comment in the wrong thread, the thread where it turns out the losers are, and the folks in the cool-kids thread never read my insightful missives? Or, what if I post a comment in the cool-kids’ thread, but then moments later another front-pager posts something the cook kids like even better, and so my post in the first cool-kids’ thread becomes the last post, sight unseen?

    OH MY SKETTERS, WE MUST ALERT COLE AS SOON AS ASAP!! TUNCH HIMSELF COULD BE IN DANGER*!!

    *Of missing out on a belly rub or two.

  32. 32.

    eemom

    We can haz another Saturday night antique p-oRn post that will drive all teh pearl clutchers shrieking to teh fainting couches, plz, Mrs. Sarah?

    I mean it’s the LEAST y’all could do after two beers Bernie puked on the rug downstairs. kthxbai.

  36. 36.

    Studly Pantload, the emotionally unavailable unicorn

    @redshirt: Hey — Respect the pantsuit.

    That pantsuit’s got more shit done in four years then Ms. Boots d’Oil Tanker could ever dream of.

  46. 46.

    JordanRules

    Enemy of the Snark

    I heard the bestest funniest First World Problem about an hour ago…I forget where. Teeheehee

  50. 50.

    JordanRules

    Okay wait, I was being umm snarky (damn near right after being admonished for it too; a rebel, yes) but this stomp is hella blatant. Dayum! LOL Reference the previous thread and post vids too. Def coulda been a comment on previous OT.

    Mostly I think its all good because everyone knows its not intentional or that serious. Another sign of coolness inherent in this place IMO.

    So cheers to 2 posts then!! I love them all!!

  60. 60.

    Jewish Steel

    Sunday In The Snark With George

    @MikeJ: Reports are trickling in. That sounded like a right old knees-up in the Emerald City.

  65. 65.

    Yutsano

    @MikeJ: Got an eggnog latte to cap off the night. It was pretty damn fun I must say. And the official announcement: next meet-up will be Inauguration night. Right now the discussion is to invade the Cougar Room at Vito’s but we’ll see how things shake out as the date gets closer.

  75. 75.

    Studly Pantload, the emotionally unavailable unicorn

    “Do not try to end the snark. That is impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: There is no snark.”

    (Damn I love that flick.)

  78. 78.

    Suffern ACE

    I say this in all earnestness. I have been to to see the guru on mountaintop and he told me many secrets for obtaining wealth, health and sexual prowess. I promised not to reveal them. But I can say that becoming one with the flow of snark was a key component of all those who follow the Way.

  84. 84.

    YellowJournalism

    @Alison: New game?

    “We have nothing to snark but snark itself.”

    Or are we only doing movie quotes?

    “Momma always said like is like a box of snark. You never know what you’re gonna get.”

  86. 86.

    MikeJ

    What are they gonna say about him? That he was a kind man? That he was a wise man? That he had plans, man? That he had snark? Bullshit, man!

  98. 98.

    JordanRules

    We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Snarkiness

  99. 99.

    Temporarily Max McGee (soon enough to be Andy K again)

    Captain Renault: What in heaven’s name brought you to Casablanca?
    Rick: My health. I came to Casablanca for the snark.
    Captain Renault: The snark? What snark? We’re in the snarkless desert.
    Rick: I was misinformed.

  100. 100.

    YellowJournalism

    Gotta head to bed and try to sleep, but I leave you with this:

    “Where ya headed, cowboy?”
    “Nowhere special.”
    “Nowhere special. I always wanted to snark there.”
    “Snark on.”

  102. 102.

    Studly Pantload, the emotionally unavailable unicorn

    “I say we take off and snark about the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”

  109. 109.

    Studly Pantload, the emotionally unavailable unicorn)

    @R-Jud: E’er so sorry! It’s one of the very few times where it wasn’t me left with l’espirit de l’esceliar.

  113. 113.

    Schlemizel

    @Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN):

    Was at the game – the Badgers played very hard, not as well as the championship game last spring but better than any team the Gophers have played this year. They gave it everything, it just was not good enough.

    Whats scary about this Gopher team is that they have not been really challenged this year & have played a couple of top 10 teams along with teams for whom beating the Gopher is their reason for breathing. Plus they are a young team yet.

    The numbers are stunning: they are 17-0, they were behind in one game . . . for 9 seconds. They have the two leading scorers in the nation on the team & have outscored opponents 102-11, although their penalty kill is only 2nd best in the nation they have 7 short-handed goals, they lead the nation in shutouts & their goal leads the nation in save percentage.

    We will be there for the second game against Wisc. this afternoon. It will be very interesting to see how the Badgers react – they took going down 2-0 in the second period yesterday badly & it cost them the third goal. To their credit they picked it up particularly in the 3rd.

  114. 114.

    gbear

    I’ve been hearing that One Love song on a local public radio rock station. The first time I heard it I was driving home from work and I almost started crying in the car. I own the CD now but hadn’t seen the video. I am now crying for real. What a well done video.

  115. 115.

    marv

    O Lucky Snark! I used to listen to that album featured for an instant in Same Love a lot some 40 years ago. Only other time I ever saw it referenced was in Lily Tomlin-Art Carney flick The Late Show. So thanks for that Sarah and also the strong smell of ether throughout post from some time ago.

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