We’re all doomed. Alan Simpson is doing the pony dance.
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I need to go outside a paint a giant X so the meteor knows where to land and all. Maybe a nice bowl of Meteor Chow, too. It’s probably hungry after the long trip. It would have less of a devastating impact on the country than Alan Simpson’s dumbass plan, with the exception of the nifty crater.
Carry on, then. I’ll be at the store getting some supplies. Gonna miss Dogfish Head 120 Minute IPA beer though. Shame.