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A-Hole Of The Day?

by Elon James White|  January 28, 20138:12 pm| 105 Comments

This post is in: This Week In Blackness

Greetings  Folks,

First let me say thanks for the kind words that a bunch of y’all have thrown my way. The TWiB team is excited that we’re now publishing to this community. So here’s the first episode of TWiB! Radio of the week.  I was forced to crown our first A-Hole of the Day and I’m sure you’ll understand where I’m coming from when you hear the news story that made it happen.  Here’s the show! 

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(note: I know someone mentioned on my  last post that there’s a lot of banter up front. This is true. It’s sort of how our community works. Yes we cover news but we crack jokes + share whats going on with the team. I hope you guys can dig that but if you’re like “I SIMPLY WANT A NEWS STORY” you can jump a head 15 minutes or so.)

And just in case you want to follow along with the 2 major stories we covered here are the articles that were on our docket.  And please note: We’d LOVE for you folks here on Balloon Juice to contribute to our docket!  If you’re on Twitter you can submit by tweeting on the hashtag #TWiBdocket. Or you can even post on this thread any stories that you think should be getting more play or if you simply would like to hear our take on it. We’ll take a look at it!

  • Jerry Boykin feels humiliated ‘as a man’ with women in combat because of ‘personal hygiene
    ‘http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/01/27/jerry-boykin-feels-humiliated-as-a-man-with-women-in-combat-because-of-personal-hygiene/
  • Tennessee Legislator: Cut Food Assistance to Kids With Bad Report Card
    http://mamapundit.com/2013/01/tennessee-legislator-cut-food-assistance-to-kids-with-bad-report-cards/

John was kind enough to give me free rein of what I can post here but I don’t want to overload you folks. We do a morning along with our afternoon show TWiB! Radio (the former is hosted by political strategist and Up With Chris regular L. Joy Williams), an interview show on race, a nerd show, a terribly inappropriate show and a food show.  If you guys are interested in some of those things I’ll try to post a few eps of those here as well! But for today I’ll just throw in today’s episode of “TWiB! in the Morning”. Take a listen!

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Thanks folks! I will be all up in the comment section and one of my co-host Dacia Mitchell will be jumping in to! Magic shall ensue.

 

 

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I wanna spread the news that if it feels this good getting used

by DougJ|  January 28, 20135:00 pm| 170 Comments

This post is in: Grifters Gonna Grift

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Chewed up to the tune of a million dollars a year, 15 bucks a word. Plus all the money she made from her book and reality show. Don’t cry for me, Wasilla.

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Moving the overton window

by Kay|  January 28, 20133:54 pm| 143 Comments

This post is in: All we want is life beyond the thunderdome

We all joked and laughed at the armed compound the Tea Party are trying to get going, but here’s some Serious Thinkers on the Right and they have a plan for a model city-state.

Detroit, Michigan:

a developer is stepping forward with a revolutionary idea: Sell the city’s Belle Isle park for $1 billion to private investors who will transform it into a free-market utopia. The 982-acre island would then be developed into a U.S. commonwealth or city-state of 35,000 people with its own laws, customs and currency.
City officials are likely to reject the plan. But on Jan. 21, supporters including Mackinac Center for Public Policy senior economist David Littmann, retired Chrysler President Hal Sperlich and Clark Durant, co-founder of Detroit’s Cornerstone Schools, will present the Commonwealth of Belle Isle plan to a select group of movers and shakers at the tony Detroit Athletic Club. The idea won’t go anywhere, said George Jackson, president and CEO of the Detroit Economic Growth Corp., the quasi-public agency that promotes development for the city.

Here’s the scenario for the Commonwealth of Belle Isle that Lockwood and others want to see: Private investors buy the island from a near-bankrupt Detroit for $1 billion. It then would secede from Michigan to become a semi-independent commonwealth like Puerto Rico and the Northern Mariana Islands. Under the plan, it would become an economic and social laboratory where government is limited in scope and taxation is far different than the current U.S. system. There is no personal or corporate income tax. Much of the tax base would be provided by a different property tax — one based on the value of the land and not the value of the property.
It would take $300,000 to become a “Belle Islander,” though 20 percent of citizenships would be open for striving immigrants, starving artists and up-and-coming entrepreneurs who don’t meet the financial requirement..

I highlighted Northern Mariana Islands and the “striving immigrants” provision because reading the plan this came to mind immediately:

Forget the freebie trips across the Atlantic and the Pacific. Forget the casinos and the allegedly illicit contributions — they represent only degrees of avarice. To grasp the moral bankruptcy of the public Tom DeLay, the House majority leader, you only have to know about Frank Murkowski and Saipan…
But as chairman of the Senate Energy and Natural Resources Committee, Frank Murkowski became furious at the abusive sweatshop conditions endured by workers, overwhelmingly immigrants, in the U.S. territory of the Northern Mariana Islands, of which Saipan is the capital. Because they were produced in a territory of the United States, garments traveled tariff-free and quota-free to the profitable U.S. market and were entitled to display the coveted “Made in the USA” label.
Moved by the sworn testimony of U.S. officials and human-rights advocates that the 91 percent of the workforce who were immigrants — from China, the Philippines, Sri Lanka and Bangladesh — were being paid barely half the U.S. minimum hourly wage and were forced to live behind barbed wire in squalid shacks minus plumbing, work 12 hours a day, often seven days a week, without any of the legal protections U.S. workers are guaranteed, Murkowski wrote a bill to extend the protection of U.S. labor and minimum-wage laws to the workers in the U.S. territory of the Northern Marianas. But one man primarily stopped the U.S. House from even considering that worker-reform bill: then-House Republican Whip Tom DeLay. According to law firm records recently made public, lobbyist Jack Abramoff, paid millions to stop reform and keep the status quo, met personally at least two dozen times with DeLay on the subject in one two-year period. The DeLay staff was often in daily contact with Abramoff.

This is not Glenn Beck, folks. The Mackinac Center for Public Policy is a (supposedly) respected far-Right think tank. Cornerstone Schools are a publicly funded privatized charter school chain. These conservative thinkers are proposing setting up some kind of free-market paradise sweatshop city-state. This idea is probably not going to happen (not yet, anyway!) but what the hell goes on around those think tank roundtables on the Right? I get the feeling the 47% comments were just the tip of the iceburg. Can you imagine how they talk about the rest of us inside the Mackinac Center? Too, do we really want to put these guys in charge of public schools?

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Things Change Slowly

by John Cole|  January 28, 20132:34 pm| 113 Comments

This post is in: Gay Rights are Human Rights

This came out of the blue:

The Boy Scouts of America, one of the nation’s largest private youth organizations, is actively considering an end to its decades-long policy of banning gay scouts or scout leaders, according to scouting officials and outsiders familiar with internal discussions.

If adopted by the organization’s board of directors, it would represent a profound change on an issue that has been highly controversial — one that even went to the US Supreme Court. The new policy, now under discussion, would eliminate the ban from the national organization’s rules, leaving local sponsoring organizations free to decide for themselves whether to admit gay scouts.

“The chartered organizations that oversee and deliver scouting would accept membership and select leaders consistent with their organization’s mission, principles or religious beliefs,” according to Deron Smith, a spokesman for the Boy Scouts’ national organization.

I guess if the military can have openly gay members, so can a youth program and the country will survive.

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Quit Your BS, He Explained

by $8 blue check mistermix|  January 28, 20131:54 pm| 75 Comments

This post is in: Our Failed Media Experiment

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According to the Star-Ledger, Cory Booker bravely runs into burning buildings and rescues dogs from the cold, but he’s a “centrist” when facing the NRA. And the reporter who wrote the piece isn’t taking any shit.

I don’t know what’s going on between Booker and his hometown paper – maybe you Jersey dwellers do – but I do like to see reporters sticking up for themselves, and I don’t understand what Booker hopes to gain by moving to the center on guns. Lautenberg is quoted in that piece with a pretty uncompromising take on the NRA, and mayors seem to agree with Bloomberg (whose rallies Booker has been dodging). Unless Booker has some great insight all of his peers have missed, either he thinks he can court some rural Jersey votes, or he thinks there’s some campaign cash coming his way if he distinguishes himself from other Democrats.

(via Romenesko)

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I’ll be in my basement room

by DougJ|  January 28, 201312:59 pm| 127 Comments

This post is in: Our Awesome Meritocracy, Our Failed Media Experiment, Our Failed Political Establishment

Like Jay Rosen, I wonder if the New Jack Republican will keep up the facile contrarianism that the old New Republic was known for, but this piece by Alec MacGillis, “Scenes from the Conservative Bunker” is an instant classic. Here was my favorite part:

This one was a doozy: Scarborough recalled just how wrong Republicans, and many mainstream pundits, had been about the outcome of the election. He, too, he said, fell for the conventional wisdom in the final weeks, that Mitt Romney was riding a wave of momentum, with his big campaign crowds as ultimate proof. His source for this judgment? “[Uber-pundit] Mark Halperin called me and said, ‘I’ve never seen anything like it!’”

One conservative journalist decided the polls were wrong because another conservative journalist called and told him Romney was drawing big crowds.

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…and then they took off their boots and ran screaming onto the ice

by Tim F|  January 28, 201310:39 am| 117 Comments

This post is in: Science & Technology

Not saying that I have any idea what might live (or eternal lie) in a lake sealed for many millions of years under over a kilometer of glacial ice. Just, you know, if I had something that I really wanted to stay buried then one of those Antarctic lakes is where I would put it. Failing that it would be cool if our guys pulled up some very unusual bacteria, sponges or maneating tube worms like in the old GI Joe cartoon.

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