Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Can we lighten up on the doomsday scenarios?

If you are still in the gop, you are either an extremist yourself, or in bed with those who are.

“Joe Biden deserved better than he got from some folks in his own party.”

Incompetence, fear, or corruption? why not all three?

Battle won, war still ongoing.

You know it’s bad when the Project 2025 people have to create training videos on “How To Be Normal”.

🎶 Those boots were made for mockin’ 🎵

Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?

Ron DeSantis, the grand wizard, oops, governor of FL.

An unpunished coup is a training exercise.

Speaking of republicans, is there a way for a political party to declare intellectual bankruptcy?

GOP baffled that ‘we don’t care if you die’ is not a winning slogan.

He seems like a smart guy, but JFC, what a dick!

Tick tock motherfuckers!

I conferred with the team and they all agree – still not tired of winning!

It’s the corruption, stupid.

He imagines himself as The Big Bad, Who Is Universally Feared… instead of The Big Jagoff, Who Is Universally Mocked.

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

“They not like us!” (that’s for sure!)

Whoever he was, that guy was nuts.

Nancy smash is sick of your bullshit.

Accountability, motherfuckers.

Donald Jessica Trump found guilty as fuck – May 30, 2024!

They think we are photo bombing their nice little lives.

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  1. 1.

    c u n d gulag

    “Detachable Penis” would be an awesome name for a female Punk group!

    They could write a song about how a detachable penis would be useful to seperate the penis from the dick it’s attached to.

  2. 2.

    JCT

    Man, why doesn’t my study section ever get grants like this to review! My lighten up the funereal atmosphere.

  3. 3.

    c u n d gulag

    Moderation?
    Let me try this again, in a more spam-filter friendly way:

    “Detachable P*nis” would be an awesome name for a female Punk group!

    They could write a song about how a detachable p*nis would be useful to seperate the p*nis from the d!ck it’s attached to.

  4. 4.

    dmsilev

    I went to see a production of Julius Casear last night. It used a very modernistic setting, and at the beginning there were a bunch of citizens milling around waiting to hail Caesar. Given the setting, they were carrying a bunch of hand-lettered campaign-rally signs. One of which read, and I quote,

    Veni Vidi Vici Motherfuckers

    Awesome.

  7. 7.

    k488

    Some 25 years ago my mother sent me a xerox of a page from Nature (not too bad a science rag in its own right) with an article about egg multiplicity found in a particular species of bird. The headline (completely straight-faced):

    Clutch Size in Great T*ts.

    (Not original spelling; I want to avoid moderation.)

  12. 12.

    Higgs Boson's Mate

    @dmsilev:

    I’d love to see that version. One of my favorite movie treatments of Shakespeare is Ian McKellen’s version of “Richard III.”

  14. 14.

    Cassidy

    Has anyone else noticed the FB wingnut wurlitzer cranking up about the POTUS not publcily adressing the death of that Mike Kyle, guy?

  18. 18.

    gene108

    Disappointed the President didn’t point out that if we get unemployment down to 5% the deficit problems will self-correct.

    Government investment is at a low point. Increase government investment, unemployment drops and deficit goes down.

    I don’t know why no Democratic politician and no one, other than Krugman, is making this argument.

  20. 20.

    Steeplejack

    @Maude:

    Sorry, I must have missed that. Last I heard, it was “planned” for the second week in February, and then when the site went to hell he joked about it always doing that before a rebuild.

    Isn’t he more concerned now with doing a Houdini escape from his locked safe?

  21. 21.

    eemom

    @c u n d gulag:

    I mentioned that song on Cole’s earworm thread last week and nobody seemed to remember it.

    Tragic backstory: the guy who founded King Missile, whose name escapes me, resorted to law school when the band failed. : (

  23. 23.

    Mike E

    Shakespeare Uncovered on PBS is terrific, not only for the recent productions/interpretations, but also for the archival footage of plays captured on silent moovees and early teevee shows.

    OTish, Diane Rhiem show keeps missing the target with Byron York and Ruth Marcus, and Norm Ornstein relegated to the Krugman role of quiet exasperation.

  24. 24.

    handsmile

    @dmsilev:

    I plan to see the film, “Caesar Must Die,” later this week, but thought I’d alert you (and others here) to it now.

    Released in 2012, this Italian film, shot entirely in the maximum security wing of Rome’s Rebibbia prison, presents inmates rehearsing a production of Julius Caesar.

    I seem to recall that you live in the Chicago area and I’d expect that an independent movie-house there could be screening it soon.

    http://www.filmforum.org/movies/more/caesar_must_die

    (link includes the film’s trailer)

    ETA: This blog is beginning to get overrun by Shakespeare aficionados. Might be bad for its reputation.

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