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Here is a new pic of Ariel, who will be down here from Connecticut on Wednesday or Thursday. It’s harder to take pictures of her than Tunch, because she actually moves, so this is a little blurry:

newaddition

I cleaned the spare bedroom, vacuumed the whole place, changed the sheets, and put the gate up, trying to get rid of the smell of Tunch so she will have her safe zone. I’m really kind of excited.

I’m also a touch worried that I really am slipping into hoarder status. What can I say, I love my animals. I took a nap today at around three after the Pens beat the Sabres, and climbing into bed, I had to lift the comforter for Lily and Rosie to get in, and as I was passing out, Tunch came for a visit. When I woke up an hour later, I heard Tunch purring next to me, Lily was snoring in my ear and drooling on my shoulder, and Rosie was nestled up next to my thigh. How does it get any better than that?

Why, by adding a cat to purr in my other ear. WINNING!

I’m not sure I like the name Ariel or Oreo (her name is Oreo, but my mom calls her Ariel because Oreo is not elegant enough- and for my mom, a dog person, to fall for a cat, you know she is a keeper.).

So, Balloon Juice readers, what does she look like to you? A Sascha, maybe?

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  1. 1.

    YellowJournalism

    Great work on the safe zone. There are so many people I’ve known that brought a new pet in the home by tossing them in cold turkey and ended up getting rid o the new addition because they couldn’t fit in. Sad.

    I think some of us are as excited for this as you are! New kitteh pics!!!

  4. 4.

    La Caterina (Mrs. Johannes)

    So, Mrs. Cole is bringing her to you? Drat, I thought you’d be driving through the NYC Metro area to pick up Ariel and we’d have a chance to kidnap you for a Juicer meet-up.

    2 cats and 2 dogs. Cole, you’re just getting started. Let me hook you up with some nice shelters for a few ferals in the back yard.

  6. 6.

    gogol's wife

    She’s beautiful! I have a cat named Sasha, it’s a great name, but I’ve kind of imprinted on her being Ariel.

  7. 7.

    Felinious Wench

    Pandora. She’s got panda coloring and I have complete faith in her ability to unleash mayhem.

  8. 8.

    gbear

    Then there are some of us who spent a full month introducing the cats to each other and still couldn’t get them to tolerate each other.

    I think John is being far to optimistic about how this is going to work out. I don’t think a gate will be enough. You’re going to want a closed door between the cats for a week or so. You might wind up with no one on the bed with you for a while because of the stress of another cat in the house. Be ready.

  9. 9.

    Redshift

    At two cats and two dogs, I don’t think you’re seriously at risk for cat lady/hoarder status. I think you could safely go to one additional cat, even. More than five animals with one person, then I might start to worry.

    That reminds me of a story my mom told me about meeting the crazy cat lady in her neighborhood (the neighborhood where I grew up.) She had noticed the house and quite a few cats around, but one day finally had some reason to knock on her door (I don’t remember what it was.) She went in and chatted with her for a while, and there were cats everywhere, at least twenty, maybe more. But the place was immaculate, and there was no smell whatsoever. It was pretty amazing. To this day, she has no idea whether she had hired help, or just did nothing but vacuum and dust and empty litter boxes, or what.

  10. 10.

    The Fat Kate Middleton

    I’m excited for you, John. Fuzzy as that photo is, I’ve already fallen in love with her. She’s a beauty. So wish I could have kittehs in the house again – but daughter-in-law’s allergies make it impossible. (Other DIL, however, has five cats, so I guess that kind of makes up for it.) Oh .. a name… um … I really like Ariel.

  12. 12.

    La Caterina (Mrs. Johannes)

    She looks like a Natasha to me, you can call her Sascha for short, like the younger of the first daughters.

  15. 15.

    22over7

    Wait a while until you name her. She may have personality traits about which you don’t know. My tortie was so skinny and pathetic when I got her, I named her Molly. After she fattened up and flashed her saucy self all over my house, I renamed her Mugsy. It fits her better.

    But listen to gbear above. It might be a piece of cake, it might be something else. Watch the litter box like a hawk.

  17. 17.

    Stephen1947

    Back when I lived with a multiple-pet family, whenever we got a new cat we would rub its odor onto the others, and vice versa, with our hands so that they would not smell “other” to each other. It usually took several days for encounters without lots of cat racket to become regular.

  19. 19.

    raven

    We were at a yard sale with Raven and a sweet lil old lady asked what his name was. I said, “well, his name is Raven, we call him Boo Boo but he’ll answer to Stinky”. She said “My vet said if a pet has more than one name it is truly loved”! Don’t overthink it, name the damn cat and see what happens.

  20. 20.

    Garbo

    I agree with the suggestion to wait to let her name reveal itself to you. Ariel will do in the interim.

    Surrounding yourself with furry sources of love and companionship? What could be wrong with MORE? Can’t wait for further reports.

  21. 21.

    eemom

    I’m also a touch worried that I really am slipping into hoarder status.

    Cole, if you really think that with 4 animals you know nothing about real hoarding. That is some seriously horrible shit, and nothing to joke about.

  23. 23.

    TidyCat

    i would totally name her “Shirokuro” which sounds way cooler than it is – it’s “black & white” in Japanese (^o^)/

  24. 24.

    Alison

    IMO you’re not a hoarder if you take care of the animals and keep the house clean and such. It’s not the number of pets, it’s the disregard for hygiene and health and such that says “hoarder”.

    Sasha is a cute name, and I am fond of my own kitty’s name Zoe :)

  26. 26.

    cmorenc

    @John Cole:

    When I woke up an hour later, I heard Tunch purring next to me, Lily was snoring in my ear and drooling on my shoulder, and Rosie was nestled up next to my thigh. How does it get any better than that?

    How does it get any better than that? It does if there’s also a snuggly woman of the human kind next to you in the bed as you wake up. Doesn’t have to be the kind of woman with the kind of could-be-a-Victoria’s-Secret model looks, so long as she’s whatever kind of woman is attractive, interesting, fun, and companionable to you.

  29. 29.

    Tara the Antisocial Social Worker

    We’re up to 3 dogs and 4 cats, unless my wife has snuck in any other animals without my noticing. I guess I should’ve considered myself warned when I married someone whose lifelong nickname is Packrat.

    Don’t worry, the new arrival will have you trained in no time.

  30. 30.

    Luci

    I think she looks like a “yours” and you are right… it does not get much better than being covered with animals all over your bed. I speak from experience. ;) I just integrated a new one, and there has been fighting and running and this and that, but slowly… slowly… we are managing and things are settling into a new normal. All will likely be well. You are a good man for doing this. :)

  31. 31.

    SectionH

    She’s beautiful.

    Two dogs and two cats is not remotely hoarder numbers in my book, although I admit I got a bit nervous

    Ariel seems like an ok name, and so does Sascha. All of our cats have had “official” names, given when they were adopted, and then over time most of them got the names we usually called them as their personalities were revealed.

    Congratulations to you and her.

  32. 32.

    22over7

    Re: hoarding. I have two cats inside and six ferals in the yard. I would have had a lot more, but I spent two years trapping, neutering, and releasing.

    I didn’t want to be the crazy cat lady. Damn chow costs enough as it is.

  35. 35.

    Roger Moore

    her name is Oreo, but my mom calls her Ariel because Oreo is not elegant enough- and for my mom, a dog person, to fall for a cat, you know she is a keeper

    Also, too, Oreo is a bad name because it’s an ethnic slur. Besides, who wants a fuzzy oreo?

  36. 36.

    Anne Laurie

    I’d say calling her Sasha would set off a wave of Beyonce jokes, but you don’t hang with people who are aware of all pop-culture traditions, right?

    Just be sure you keep an eye on Rosie, okay? And not just with the New Girl — worrying that she’s about to be “replaced” (again) may agitate Rosie into attacking Tunch and/or Lily, just because they’re within reach.

    I most sincerely hope I’m wrong about this, but like I said: Our ‘most recent’ alpha-bitch rescue got so strung up about the kitten we brought home that she was threatening us, as well as the other dogs, and Gloria’s not a JRT. You’ve said Rosie tends to be a bit needy at the best of times, so it’s up to the House Human to make sure she’s not left to do something you’re all gonna regret.

    (Note: Gloria & Piper-cat are just fine now, she’s the dog he plays with most, it just took a few weeks of intense supervision to reassure Gloria that the new guy wouldn’t be taking “her” food, toys, or attention-from-the-humans.)

  38. 38.

    mai naem

    Well, I think you need to wait and see what her personality is like but I like Chessie, Minx, Penelope, Chloe, Calliope, Hermione, Gelsey, Tess/a, Phaedra and Jazz/Jasmine. Ariel’s pretty too.

  44. 44.

    Alison

    @Violet: Haha, I thought about it but Barack just sounds like more of a dog name to me.

    ETA: That sounds bad when I read it. I just mean that were someone to use the name for a pet, it would fit dogs better than cats.

  46. 46.

    PurpleGirl

    The Peekskill animals menagerie (at its height) was 1 Dobermann Pinscher, 3 (then 4, and 3 again) retired racing greyhounds, a cat, 2 parrots, 3 ferrets, and an ever-changing number of gerbils.

    The house in Peekskill was 9 rooms with a fenced-in backyard. We cleaned all the cages once or twice a week, depending on how they looked. (That’s how we kept them from smelling.) For the ferrets we used cedar chips as their bedding and it got changed every other day.

    As to your new cat: she’s stunning. I’d call her Maxie.

    Have you ever thought of being a foster dad for kittens/cats?

  49. 49.

    pika

    You are nowhere near hoarder status. The Balloon-Juice calendar reveals my 2-dog, 2-cat household. She’s an elegant cat, so I suggest Eleganza, Ganzy for short.

  52. 52.

    Rosie Outlook

    If I ever got a black and white cat (or dog) I would name it Piano. I like Shirokuro too although by the time you yelled,”Shirokuro, get off the table!” she probably already would have.

    Or you could really get polysyllabic with “Shirokuro Neko.”

  55. 55.

    Bill Arnold

    my mom calls her Ariel because Oreo is not elegant enough

    I guess “Orca” is out then. If you’ve ever seen a video of a killer whale playing with a baby seal, you’d think it appropriate for a cat. Panda is another common name. But neither seems appropriate for a long haired female tux cat.
    Pandora might work (Felinious Wench #7).

  57. 57.

    wormtown

    Good for you – but, I think Tunch deserves a lot of credit for putting up with all this change

  59. 59.

    Walker

    Didn’t Tunch used to have a friend? I vaguely remember some posts about some cat named Stewart in the early years of the blog.

  60. 60.

    Mark S.

    Ross Douthat really knows a lot about, well, nothing:

    Perhaps not coincidentally, the mid-2000s were the last time the Catholic vision of the good society — more egalitarian than American conservatism and more moralistic than American liberalism — enjoyed real influence in U.S. politics. At the time of John Paul’s death, the Republican Party’s agenda was still stamped by George W. Bush’s “compassionate conservatism,” which offered a right-of-center approach to Catholic ideas about social justice.

    John Paul II died in 2005; Bush and his buddies hadn’t uttered the phrase “compassionate conservatism” in over 4 years.

    Steve M does a great job dealing with all the other bullshit in the article.

  61. 61.

    Jack Curtin

    LOVE the name Oreo. Had a cat of that name who once stalked Richard Nixon’s grandchild while secret agents stood by with hands on their pistols (true story). She also hated dogs and one day attacked a seeing eye dog in the bookstore I owned at the time (another true story and what somebody who needed a seeing eye dog was doing in a bookstore is yet another). When some grumpy old grandpop complained that she had scratched one of his grandkids who ran up to pet her and the local police made me lock her in the cellar for ten days, customers and employees organized a “Free Oreo” campaign, complete with a large display of a Kliban cat (anybody remember those?) in handcuffs in the front window. I do not make this stuff up. Keep the name.

  63. 63.

    Poopyman

    Sorry I’m so late to the party, but with two cats & two dogs you’re far from hoarder status. And yes, a cat purring in each ear is truly winning.

    Downside is there’s less room the bed for the fat man, and cats always stretch out crossways. Dunno why, but it’s a fact. Look it up on the internet if you don’t believe me.

    PS – Ariel is the spittin’ image of the real Poopyman. For good or ill, B&W cats always have strong personalities. Dunno how it’s going to turn out, Cole, but it’ll be a hell of a ride.

  64. 64.

    22over7

    You could always pay homage to the great JRRT. Your dogs are named Lilly and Rose, so name her another flower name. But nothing too common. Elanor.

  65. 65.

    Maude

    One thing I;d get for her (Tam) is Petro Malt. It prevents fur balls. She’ll need it. Just follow the directions. I had a half Persian and it worked like a charm.
    Ask her her name when she gets home.
    What a lovely sweety.

  71. 71.

    quannlace

    And going along with the black and white food analogy, consider one of the Drakes Cakes”
    **************************
    Ring Ding
    Yodels
    Funny Bones

  72. 72.

    JPL

    If I had a daughter Abigail and Annie were at the top of my list but as far as animal names, I’m not sure. Tunch would like Nona which is a shortened version of no name because that would indicate she would be leaving soon. Peace might be nice but that would be wishful thinking. I think that if I were you, I’d call her Mop. Just cuz!

  74. 74.

    Anne Laurie

    @Alison:

    It’s not the number of pets, it’s the disregard for hygiene and health and such that says “hoarder”.

    To be serious, it’s the brain glitch where the hoarder stops differentiating between “number of pets I can actually keep clean & healthy” and “number of pets I am convinced can’t be cared for if I’m not doing it”. Most hoarders are aware that they’ve got too many dependents, they just think that any animal they give up is going to be worse off. Tragically, they’re not always wrong — one problem for rescuers working with hoarders is that they can’t honestly guarantee that every desperately sick, emaciated, psychotic-from-being-confined animal in this week’s horrorshow will survive & recover enough to go to the Good Home.

    Best current guess/theory is that animal hoarding is a form of OCD, and people who’ve been busted for hoarding frequently go on to do so again (moving to another district or state if necessary to feed their ‘addiction’).

    As with the old joke about being an alcoholic, I think it’s safe to say that as long as Cole or the rest of us can worry that we might be crossing the line from avocation to public nuisance, we’re good.

  75. 75.

    Karen in GA (who really needs a better name)

    @TBogg:

    The Palin’s have used up all the good names…

    Oh, I think Meghan Cox Gurdon might beg to differ. What about Crinoline-Jean? Formica Sue? Guernica?

    (Yeah, long-time reader here. I keep meaning to get out more, but then I think, fuck it.)

  85. 85.

    Violet

    Can anyone tell me if the site looks/works different with the rebuild? I have done Ctrl-F5 and also Shift-reload. Nothing looks different and I still have to enter my info for every new page the first time. Site still looks the same for me.

  92. 92.

    Linda Featheringill

    The kitty in question has a name and she knows it. Ask her. And wait for the answer. It may take a few days for the answer to come through, but it’s worth it.

    And congratulations on your lovely decision.

  96. 96.

    RepubAnon

    If you name her Natasha, as one reader suggested – you’ll need to get another cat to be named Boris Badanoff.

    “Boris, dahling, you have fiendish plan?”

    “Natasha! When do I NOT have fiendish plan?”

    All you need then are some dogs to name “Rocky” and “Bullwinkle”.

  101. 101.

    MikeJ

    Oh goody. Richard Mourdock would-be senator from Indiana and rape enthusiast says he may run again because, “I’m going to find a way to have my voice heard.”

    Thank god. I was afraid they might start running sane people.

  106. 106.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    Mindy McCready shot herself, pity she didn’t have a gun she would have been able to protect herself. Oh wait…

  110. 110.

    TaMara (BHF)

    I like Buffy.

    I trust in your ability to bring harmony to the blended family. You managed to get Rosie to behave when it seemed for a while she was a lost cause.

    I do suggest two litter boxes, though, it avoids power-plays an inappropriate peeing.

  116. 116.

    Roger Moore

    @TaMara (BHF):

    I do suggest two litter boxes, though, it avoids power-plays an inappropriate peeing.

    I’ve heard the recommended number is one more than the number of cats in the household. That’s what Cat Fancy is always saying, at least.

  117. 117.

    Mary from Ohio

    Thank you for the most awesome Wally Pleasant link. My favorite Wally Pleasant song is the cat came back, and I remember watching Wally perform it on the University of Toledo campus a long time ago. You put a smile on my face!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGe9B3-iAEA

    As for cat names you must stick with flowers so I vote Dahlia, Jacinta or Zahara.

  118. 118.

    Alison

    @Roger Moore: Yup, I have just the one cat but two boxes. They did that at the shelter to make cleaning them easier on staff, and they suggested I do the same if I had the space, since she was used to it. The amusing thing is that she pretty much always separates her business between them. It’s sort of cute :)

  121. 121.

    Suzanne

    My cats have always sort of named themselves, though they tend to name themselves after people real or imagined. I’ve had Nico, P.J. (short for Polly Jean), Clarice, Scout (yes, Jean Louise is her full name), and Zelda. I have a feeling that Minerva, Lisbeth, or Ripley will come find me soon.

  122. 122.

    Ash Can

    What a pretty kitty! No name suggestions; you should give her whatever name you think she should have.

  124. 124.

    danielx

    Ariel, mos def. On the other hand I was over at my sis-in-law’s earlier and the three resident cats are named Bagheera, Kiara and Hobbs…how did Hobbs creep in there?

  125. 125.

    danielx

    @MikeJ:

    Oh goody. Richard Mourdock would-be senator from Indiana and rape enthusiast says he may run again because, “I’m going to find a way to have my voice heard.”

    Heh. Well, Richard, you had your chance to have your voice heard. Your fellow Hoosiers decided they preferred that you sit down and shut the fuck up, so why don’t you get with the program?

  126. 126.

    Suzanne

    @Yutsano: I have a fake name, which I will share only because it may be perfect for the little miss: Desdemona, Desi for short. (In my case, I also have a fake last name, career, hometown, and phone number.)

  129. 129.

    hamletta

    Scrolled past everybody:

    Whatever name you give her will be good.

    My Sophia just perked her ears up at the singing of her name; but she’s pissed.

    She had her name when I got her, but she’s my Boo-Boo-Kitty, my Sweet Girl, my Oh What the Fuck Have You Done?

  133. 133.

    mai naem

    I think you should just call her BJ in honor of your blog and when she’s grown up she can decide what the BJ stands for.

  134. 134.

    Ben W

    Good for you, John. I hope everything works out. Our tuxedo is named Zoot, like the suit: it works for us.

  137. 137.

    Patricia Kayden

    Would love a photo of Tunch and Oreo aka Ariel together. Those are beautiful cats.

    I love animals too but have to control myself from ending up on Animal Planet’s pet hoarder show.

  138. 138.

    gelfling545

    @Carrie: One of my cats (my favorite, actually) who never got a “real” name due to some gender confusion when he was brought home was Minou for all his 17 years.

    Now my current cat named Mewtant (due to his prodigious polydactyly) ended up as Minou due to my granddaughter’s inability at about age 2 to pronounce Mewtant accurately. It’s a grand, immortal name.

  139. 139.

    PurpleGirl

    Cole, now you MUST set up a kitteh cam. The new kitteh will love the cat tower and we want to see her climbing it!

  141. 141.

    Yutsano

    @Alison: This may interfere with Tunch’s plans for world domination. I don’t see the hairless ape getting away with this for very long.

  146. 146.

    sfinny

    There was an adoption drive in my village this weekend with dogs, cats and bunnies. Seriously cute puppies were paraded on the sidewalk. I didn’t go inside to tempt myself with a new kitty because it just isn’t an option now. But it was hard to walk on by.

  162. 162.

    Debbie(aussie)

    She is so pretty. So many lovely names mentioned above. I would go with the suggestion of waiting to see if she ‘has’ name of her own.
    My cat ( was my daughters) is named Fry, after the futurama dude. But I like to think of him more as Stephen Fry, or Emperor Fry-Ling ( he is a very large grey & white).

  165. 165.

    A Humble Lurker

    For some reason the name ‘Morgana’ occurs to me.

    But there’s also Yin Yang. Or Tux, since she’s a tuxedo. Pearl because they can be black or white. Limo for the same reason. Checkers, or Chess or Chessie.

    Pets don’t care so I’m of the firm belief that your weird name ideas should be used for them.

  167. 167.

    Anne Laurie

    @Yutsano: Well, then he can call her Abishag, for Tunch:

    ABISHAG (I Kings 1:3, 15; 2:17, 21, 22), a maid from the town of Shunem, obtained to minister to King David in his old age. A search was made for a woman who was beautiful. Abishag was brought to David to be his nurse and concubine. In his feebleness she gave to him of her warm vitality….

  168. 168.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    She looks like a “Furball”. :)

    @clayton:

    Why CS? Why not get it over with and just name her “Dumb Fuck”.

    Same difference.

  173. 173.

    eemom

    Well, now that Cole has all these groovy names he’s gonna have to get more kitties so maybe the hoarder thing ain’t so crazy after all.

  175. 175.

    Kris Collins

    She looks like a beautiful sweet kitteh, but I don’t know if any of the suggested names fit. I’m a firm believer in the “get to know your pet first” school of naming animals, so wait at least until you meet her. And BTW, you are not even close to a
    hoarder, you love and take care of all your critters. (Although I’m sure my husband, upon whom my daughter and I have inflicted four cats, three Betta fish, a tortoise, and hundreds of backyard birds, would disagree.)

  180. 180.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    Good news! The drunken asshole who used a racial epithet (at least twice) and slapped that little kid in the face on the plane is now unemployed.

    I’m sure he will blame the blahs for his misfortune.

  182. 182.

    Platonicspoof

    So, Balloon Juice readers, what does she look like to you?

    Tunch, The Devourer of Worlds, will immediately peg her as the new ‘Nermal’,
    so I won’t pretend it matters that she looks like
    ‘The World’s Cutest Kitten’ to me.

    /Really hoping for good chemistry in your critterdom, John.

  184. 184.

    Bobby Thomson

    Sasha is a boy’s name. The Mouse has made Ariel a redhead’s name.

    Elizabeth? Aretha? Amanda? Heather? Mia? Sinead?

  185. 185.

    maurinsky

    @gbear:

    We got our second kitten when our first cat was 2, and we had a safe zone and did a slow introduction, and they’ve hated each other right from the start. It’s gotten better, it used to be that they couldn’t be in the same room together, but now they can generally do that without fighting. Of course, the older one is now 14 and has dementia, so this might be one of those cases where he’s forgotten that he hates her.

  188. 188.

    Digital Amish

    We got a rescue tuxedo about a year ago. We named her “the cat” because, really, what’s the point?

  190. 190.

    Paul in KY

    @Alison: I was going to mention that, but you already did.

    cmorenc is sort of a ‘Debby Downer’ with his continual noting of that.

  193. 193.

    Patricia Kayden

    @clayton: Wow. That was long before I discovered this fine blog. I guess “Corner Stone” and “Ted and Helen” are trolls everyone should just ignore. I recall a few other trolls who used to be here before the last election — always laughably predicting that Romneybot 2.0 would win in a landslide and insinuating that President Obama was going to be swiftboated.

  195. 195.

    JustRuss

    We had a slightly less floofy tux cat named Tasha. As she’s no longer with us, feel free to go with that if Sascha doesn’t work out.

    I’m sure Tunch was greatly amused by the “actually moves” crack. Watch your back, Cole.

  197. 197.

    FlipYrWhig

    @shortstop: I re-read it. What a fiasco. Then, fittingly, in writing a post about it, I used a banned poster’s name, and WordPress ate the post.

  199. 199.

    ZombieReagan

    looks like a “bingo” to me.

    all pet names should be 2 syllables and androgynous, in my made up book about all things.

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