This takes “vagina dentata” to a whole ‘nother level:
The weapon was discovered during a search of Christie Dawn Harris, 28, by a female officer with the Ada Police Department. According to a police report, the cop spotted the handle of the five-shot revolver “sticking out from” inside Harris, who is seen at right.
In a less shocking find, investigators also discovered plastic baggies containing methamphetamine lodged in the crack of Harris’s buttocks.
The Freedom Arms .22-caliber handgun was loaded with three live rounds and one spent shell, cops reported. As to where the weapon was recovered, the police report noted, “gun located in suspect vagina.”
First, any vagina with a gun in it — loaded or not — automatically qualifies as a “suspect” vagina. (Grammar is important, guys.)
Second, there was one spent shell? She must have been doing her Kegel exercises.
Third, SHE HAD A LOADED GUN IN HER VAGINA, YOU GUYS.
[via The Smoking Gun][cross-posted at ABLC]