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Open Thread: Blowin Smoke

by Anne Laurie|  March 23, 20135:03 pm| 41 Comments

This post is in: Music, Open Threads

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Remember, blog’s due to shut down in an hour for the server switch. Just in time to go have a nice evening out in the meatspace.

See you all sometime tomorrow morning, assuming Murphy the Trickster God and MisterMix play nice!

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  1. 1.

    wmd

    March 23, 2013 at 5:14 pm

    I take it Cole isn’t going to show up today?

  2. 2.

    max

    March 23, 2013 at 5:17 pm

    Good luck and God go with ye, MisterMix.

    max
    [”ARE YOU HEADHUNTERS?!’ ‘YES SIR!’ ‘ARE YOU FUCKING KILLERS?!’ ‘YES SIR!’ ‘GOOD! Let us pray.”]

  3. 3.

    patroclus

    March 23, 2013 at 5:21 pm

    I’ve been planning all year long for this night of constant blogging on the Balloon Juice site. I just sat down at the computer and look forward to many interesting threads and intelligent comments with which to interact. This is gonna be a great night!

  4. 4.

    TaMara (BHF)

    March 23, 2013 at 5:22 pm

    Here we go…..

  5. 5.

    Calming Influence

    March 23, 2013 at 5:23 pm

    This server switch is something up with which I will not put!

  6. 6.

    Punchy

    March 23, 2013 at 5:23 pm

    What am I supposed to do for an entire hour?

  7. 7.

    jeffreyw

    March 23, 2013 at 5:25 pm

    Skinny assed thread needs a sammich.

  8. 8.

    Calming Influence

    March 23, 2013 at 5:26 pm

    @TaMara (BHF): Trying your pressure cooker corned beef recipe tonight! [fingers crossed]

  9. 9.

    gogol's wife

    March 23, 2013 at 5:27 pm

    Is it dead already? Testing. Or will Balloon Juice just be completely inaccessible?

  10. 10.

    Baud

    March 23, 2013 at 5:28 pm

    But I have so much more to say…

  11. 11.

    gogol's wife

    March 23, 2013 at 5:29 pm

    @jeffreyw:

    I have just that kind of meat on hand. But no peppers, alas.

  12. 12.

    scav

    March 23, 2013 at 5:30 pm

    Getting the withdrawal jitters will help with pushing the refresh button . . .

  13. 13.

    cckids

    March 23, 2013 at 5:31 pm

    Tonight?! I just sent my 18-yr-old daughter off on her first road trip, in her first car, which she bought herself after saving over a year. Yay her! She’s traveling 900 miles, Vegas to Reno/Tahoe & back, with a friend one way, solo on the way back.

    Edit to add: I write this, because now I won’t even have the commentary of BJ to keep me distracted.

    I know she’s fine doing it (please FSM no car trouble), but still; my nerves.

    This too shall pass.

  14. 14.

    Yutsano

    March 23, 2013 at 5:31 pm

    @jeffreyw: Mmm…bulgogi! What recipe are you using?

  15. 15.

    22over7

    March 23, 2013 at 5:32 pm

    @jeffreyw:

    Yummy. Tonight is roast chicken, but tomorrow is leftover pulled pork sammiches.

    See you all tomorrow?

  16. 16.

    scav

    March 23, 2013 at 5:34 pm

    @Yutsano: Missing that recipe is going to mess more with my mind than threads, in all honesty.

  17. 17.

    gogol's wife

    March 23, 2013 at 5:34 pm

    @jeffreyw:

    Oops, my quick look read that as red roasted peppers, not catsup. Looks as if we’re having the same thing tonight.

  18. 18.

    Mnemosyne (iPhone)

    March 23, 2013 at 5:34 pm

    Is this thing on? I need something to entertain me while I sit in a hotel lobby waiting for my aunt.

  19. 19.

    lamh35

    March 23, 2013 at 5:36 pm

    See youse guys after the upgrade BJ. Gonna leave ya with new pic of Maddie on her way to a party. Don’t be jealous of her baby Jordans…LOL.

    i14.photobucket.com/albums/a330/nellybell28/B77EE4E4-72AE-4C26-95F7-8491D7B9C88F-82710-000017F3F11B0…

  20. 20.

    arguingwithsignposts

    March 23, 2013 at 5:37 pm

    Goodbye everyone. It was nice knowing you! Maybe we’ll meet again on another blog somewhere! Don’t give up hope! There’s no place like BJ … there’s no place like BJ …

  21. 21.

    raven

    March 23, 2013 at 5:37 pm

    Just finished the navy bean soup with carrots, collards and smoked turkey necks!

  22. 22.

    dance around in your bones

    March 23, 2013 at 5:39 pm

    @arguingwithsignposts:

    Maybe if we all click our ruby slippers at the same time….

  23. 23.

    scav

    March 23, 2013 at 5:40 pm

    “I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.” An entire blog goes GBCW (fn)!

  24. 24.

    Valdivia

    March 23, 2013 at 5:41 pm

    how will I make it through an evening of spiced rum and toe pain without BJ?

    on the cat front–the new little one (Quincy, we got him about 2 months ago) has finally settled in which is just in time as my other old red tabby is missing his sweet brother who passed and feeling lonely.

  25. 25.

    Baud

    March 23, 2013 at 5:43 pm

    Damn the sequester cuts!

  26. 26.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    March 23, 2013 at 5:44 pm

    @Yutsano: We’re having kalbi tonight, wifey’s orders.

    AL: What is this meatspace thing you speak of? And while you’re at it, what is this snow stuff you all keep on talking about lately, I’ve been curious about that as well.

  27. 27.

    greennotGreen

    March 23, 2013 at 5:44 pm

    But, but, but…Saturday night! Don’t you guys know that the people who hang out here Saturday night don’t have social lives? What are we supposed to do during the shut down? I am bereft!

    (Please forward to mistermix to stimulate another rant. That should entertain us enough to tide us over.)

  28. 28.

    raven

    March 23, 2013 at 5:45 pm

    If I wasn’t banned I’d invite everyone to FDL for the evening!

  29. 29.

    raven

    March 23, 2013 at 5:46 pm

    @greennotGreen: Watch hoop.

  30. 30.

    dmsilev

    March 23, 2013 at 5:47 pm

    I blame Obama.

  31. 31.

    greennotGreen

    March 23, 2013 at 5:47 pm

    @efgoldman: How about the people sitting in front of empty screens repeatedly clicking “refresh” so they can be the first comment after the switch?

  32. 32.

    Baud

    March 23, 2013 at 5:48 pm

    @efgoldman:

    Last one out, please turn off the lights.

  33. 33.

    Svensker

    March 23, 2013 at 5:48 pm

    @cckids:

    My kid is 24 and the nerve thing hasn’t gotten any better. And why the hell did he have to get a girlfriend who lives 60 miles away? With 2 million people to choose from right next door…

  34. 34.

    the Conster

    March 23, 2013 at 5:48 pm

    @lamh35:

    Stylin’! What a cutie pie.

  35. 35.

    patroclus

    March 23, 2013 at 5:48 pm

    Aw man – I just got tied up on a phone call and got delayed on my all nighter bloggin on the Balloon Juice site. How come there haven’t been any new threads since my last post? I’m really looking forward to some great discussions tonight!

  36. 36.

    greennotGreen

    March 23, 2013 at 5:49 pm

    @raven: No, I’ll watch a different kind of net flicks.

  37. 37.

    dance around in your bones

    March 23, 2013 at 5:49 pm

    @efgoldman: Well, me, for one. FYWP already ate one of my comments – I thought it was the end.

    Of course, when the site gets back online, all past comments will go down the memory hole.

  38. 38.

    Suffern ACE

    March 23, 2013 at 5:49 pm

    The Croods was good. Humorous even. I’m worried that this will be the last post. Maybe we can meet again in that great cloud in the sky.

  39. 39.

    MikeJ

    March 23, 2013 at 5:49 pm

    How long does it take to do mysqldump, scp, mysql <dumpfile?

  40. 40.

    Baud

    March 23, 2013 at 5:49 pm

    @raven:

    We should all come back as raging wingnuts. That’ll teach them to end our epistemic closure.

  41. 41.

    dmsilev

    March 23, 2013 at 5:50 pm

    @efgoldman: I have obtained some advance footage of what will happen in the server room as the blog goes offline.

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