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WHO AM I WHAT AM I DOING HERE

by John Cole|  March 23, 20139:43 pm| 27 Comments

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27Comments

  1. 1.

    jak

    March 24, 2013 at 7:45 am

    yea!

  2. 2.

    spartacus

    March 24, 2013 at 7:46 am

    this is only a test…

    youtube.com/watch?v=sGF6bOi1NfA

  3. 3.

    SiubhanDuinne

    March 24, 2013 at 7:47 am

    Cool.

  4. 4.

    reflectionephemeral

    March 24, 2013 at 7:56 am

    FOLLOW ME TO FREEDOM!

  5. 5.

    Potomac Ripper

    March 24, 2013 at 7:57 am

    Fourth!

  6. 6.

    Potomac Ripper

    March 24, 2013 at 7:57 am

    Fourth!

  7. 7.

    Potomac Ripper

    March 24, 2013 at 7:57 am

    Fourth!

  8. 8.

    Potomac Ripper

    March 24, 2013 at 7:57 am

    Fourth!

  9. 9.

    Potomac Ripper

    March 24, 2013 at 7:57 am

    Fourth!

  10. 10.

    debit

    March 24, 2013 at 8:05 am

    Is there an echo in here?

  11. 11.

    Johannes

    March 24, 2013 at 8:12 am

    um, fourth!

  12. 12.

    Svensker

    March 24, 2013 at 8:17 am

    @Johannes:

    Eorlingas, is that you?

  13. 13.

    debit

    March 24, 2013 at 8:28 am

    @Svensker: I LOLed.

  14. 14.

    Johannes

    March 24, 2013 at 9:03 am

    @Svensker: No, but I am proud to ride with the Rohirrim. Forth, for Cole, Tunch, Lily, Rosie and Zsa Zsa! FREEEEEEEDUMB!

    (Hey, the Righties get to do it…)

  15. 15.

    chopper

    March 24, 2013 at 9:06 am

    GRIDLOCK! PING PONG…MATCH

  16. 16.

    machine

    March 24, 2013 at 9:46 am

    All these pages are yours
    except Europa
    Attempt no posts there
    Use them together
    Use them in peace

  17. 17.

    Highway Rob

    March 24, 2013 at 9:46 am

    Fourth?

  18. 18.

    dr. bloor

    March 24, 2013 at 10:07 am

    There’s got to be a morning after…

  19. 19.

    Halcyan

    March 24, 2013 at 10:12 am

    tap tap tap

    Is this thing on?

  20. 20.

    rikyrah

    March 24, 2013 at 10:41 am

    this was funny Cole

  21. 21.

    Frankensteinbeck

    March 24, 2013 at 10:53 am

    I am proud to be the fourth to be fourth!

  22. 22.

    PaulW

    March 24, 2013 at 11:34 am

    Twenty-second!

  23. 23.

    different-church-lady

    March 24, 2013 at 12:09 pm

    Move towards the light, Cole… move towards the light…

  24. 24.

    scav

    March 24, 2013 at 12:15 pm

    Little confused. am I here for Harriet Tubman, the conga line or is there a self-checkout machine at the end?

  25. 25.

    J.W. Hamner

    March 24, 2013 at 4:57 pm

    WRONG AGAIN COLE!!!!!

  26. 26.

    Ed Drone

    March 24, 2013 at 6:42 pm

    @different-church-lady:
    Go … to … the … weendow.
    Go … to … the … weendow.

    (So Help! is an obscure reference; so sue me!)

    Ed

  27. 27.

    Quaker in a Basement

    March 24, 2013 at 7:33 pm

    Is that you, Stockdale?

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