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Game of Thrones Open Thread

by John Cole|  March 31, 20139:04 pm| 41 Comments

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I fancy my fantasy self to be like the faceless man, but more than likely, I’m this guy:

hodor

Winter is coming!

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  1. 1.

    MazeDancer

    March 31, 2013 at 9:06 pm

    Hodor!

  2. 2.

    jon

    March 31, 2013 at 9:07 pm

    Hodor?

  3. 3.

    Redshirt

    March 31, 2013 at 9:07 pm

    HODOR!

  4. 4.

    jon

    March 31, 2013 at 9:08 pm

    Things didn’t go as planned once you left Bartertown, eh?

  5. 5.

    MikeJ

    March 31, 2013 at 9:08 pm

    Hodor‽

    (Don’t know what this means, but I’ll keep up the streak.)

  6. 6.

    Redshirt

    March 31, 2013 at 9:09 pm

    Hodor hodored the hodored hodorelly. “Hodor?”, Hodor hodored. “HODOR!” hodored the hodor, then hodor.

  7. 7.

    Redshirt

    March 31, 2013 at 9:10 pm

    @jon: Hodor should run Bartertown. Do a fine better job than Auntie or M/B.

  8. 8.

    jon

    March 31, 2013 at 9:15 pm

    Master Hodor run Bartertown!

  9. 9.

    MikeJ

    March 31, 2013 at 9:20 pm

    Bartertown sounds like a place where you can pay a doctor with a chicken. Las Vegas? Wasn’t Sue Lowdon in NV?

  10. 10.

    Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant)

    March 31, 2013 at 9:25 pm

    Two Hodors enter, one Hodor leaves.

  11. 11.

    Punchy

    March 31, 2013 at 9:28 pm

    What the hell is Game of Thrones and why should I care?

  12. 12.

    Schlemizel

    March 31, 2013 at 9:35 pm

    Hodor sounds like a potential prize on some Skinamax version of Lets Make A Deal.

    “I’ll take whats behind the ho door Monty”

  13. 13.

    Gozer

    March 31, 2013 at 9:37 pm

    @Punchy: It’s like sci-fi medievally stuff, but with more fucking.

  14. 14.

    Mr Stagger Lee

    March 31, 2013 at 9:38 pm

    Are you ummm well endowed as Hodor? I thought you were more of a Maester Pycelle myself.

  15. 15.

    Heliopause

    March 31, 2013 at 9:41 pm

    I’m not interested in Game of Thrones and If this is truly an “Open Thread” I can talk about anything. Yet this is a Game of Thrones open thread. The head, it spins.

  16. 16.

    arguingwithsignposts

    March 31, 2013 at 9:45 pm

    @Heliopause: It’s the Anne Laurie style of open thread. There’s a topic, but you don’t have to follow it.

    So, Duke loses!! hahahahaha!

  17. 17.

    Redshirt

    March 31, 2013 at 9:47 pm

    @Heliopause: You can talk about ANYTHING related to Game of Thrones! Totally open!

  18. 18.

    Turgidson

    March 31, 2013 at 9:47 pm

    @Punchy:

    Not sure. Let’s ask Sully what he thinks.

  19. 19.

    evap

    March 31, 2013 at 10:04 pm

    I can’t believe I have to wait a whole week for the next episode.

    Needs more dragons!

  20. 20.

    Mnemosyne (iPhone)

    March 31, 2013 at 10:07 pm

    Ham, scalloped potatoes and asparagus for dinner — pretty much the only way either of us celebrates Easter these days.

    I asked G to wait until after dinner to watch GoT. I remember last season.

  21. 21.

    Jeff(the other one)

    March 31, 2013 at 10:09 pm

    any gratuitious sexposition?

  22. 22.

    MazeDancer

    March 31, 2013 at 10:11 pm

    @jon:

    The big guy in the picture is named Hodor. He has a one word vocabulary: Hodor. No matter the instance, the circumstance, or the occasion all he says is “Hodor”. Thought there was a chance the entire thread might be nothing but Hodor responses. To which you nicely contributed.

    @Redshirt: Hodorily hodored!

  23. 23.

    Soonergrunt

    March 31, 2013 at 10:14 pm

    @Jeff(the other one): Not as much as there should have been.

  24. 24.

    max

    March 31, 2013 at 10:18 pm

    I fancy my fantasy self to be like the faceless man, but more than likely, I’m this guy:

    Yeah, but I bet Hodor knows where his mustard is.

    So an episode that more finishes off the last season, than rolls into a new one. But Stannis needs to get his head out of his ass.

    And I’d rather like Tywin if he wasn’t so damn much like his grandson.

    max
    [‘Of course his grandson had none of Tywin’s redeeming qualities.’]

  25. 25.

    MikeJ

    March 31, 2013 at 10:18 pm

    @MazeDancer:

    Thought there was a chance the entire thread might be nothing but Hodor responses.

    I was disappointed nobody noticed my interrobang.

  26. 26.

    Redshirt

    March 31, 2013 at 10:19 pm

    @MazeDancer: Hodorific!

  27. 27.

    Citizen_X

    March 31, 2013 at 10:19 pm

    @jon:

    Master Hodor run Bartertown!

    That’s next to Mortville, isn’t it?

  28. 28.

    khead

    March 31, 2013 at 10:23 pm

    Dude looks like a dead Merle to me.

  29. 29.

    PsiFighter37

    March 31, 2013 at 10:23 pm

    I can’t wait until next week for next episode. Also, they’ve run out of Iron Throne beer in NYC. Should’ve bought more when I had the chance.

  30. 30.

    Walker

    March 31, 2013 at 10:24 pm

    Just finished watching on delay. I was wondering how they were going to handle the disguised Selmy. The decision to do away with Arstan Whitebeard and reveal him at the beginning right away definitely works. But that creates other spoilerishy problems that I am not sure how they are going to resolve.

  31. 31.

    srv

    March 31, 2013 at 10:25 pm

    @Punchy:

    What the hell is Game of Thrones and why should I care?

    Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering

    – G’Kar on Star Trek

  32. 32.

    Redshirt

    March 31, 2013 at 10:27 pm

    @srv: I LOL’d.

    May the Force let you Prosper.

  33. 33.

    Bonnie

    March 31, 2013 at 10:34 pm

    This guy has a decent head of hair; or, is it a toupee.

  34. 34.

    Ben Cisco (onboard the Defiant)

    March 31, 2013 at 10:43 pm

    @srv: I was about to do a serious WTF. Well played.

  35. 35.

    MazeDancer

    March 31, 2013 at 11:08 pm

    @MikeJ:

    I was impressed how you went along with it despite no pre-existing hodor Hodor.

  36. 36.

    Phoenician in a time of Romans

    March 31, 2013 at 11:54 pm

    That’s KING Hodor, rightful heir to the Iron throne. Or so I’m betting George Martin will reveal…

  37. 37.

    Redshirt

    April 1, 2013 at 12:18 am

    GRRM IS HODOR

  38. 38.

    joel hanes

    April 1, 2013 at 3:52 am

    GRRM is a three-eyed raven

  39. 39.

    sherparick

    April 1, 2013 at 7:17 am

    @Punchy: From a similar fantasy and revenge tragedy, an explanation, such as it is:

    “Is it not monstrous that this player here,
    But in a fiction, in a dream of passion,
    Could force his soul so to his own conceit
    That from her working all his visage wann’d,
    Tears in his eyes, distraction in’s aspect,
    A broken voice, and his whole function suiting
    With forms to his conceit? and all for nothing!
    For Hecuba!
    What’s Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba,
    That he should weep for her? What would he do,…”

    From Hamlet, Act II, Scene 2, the “Hecuba Soliloquy,” whic ends of course with “…the play’s the thing wherein I’ll catch the conscience of the King.”

    GoT is not Shakespeare, but it is very good in creating vivid characters and having those characters play out their lives with the themes of power, abuse of power, pride, ambition, sex, sexual violence, and sexual repression in a setting not very different than Elsinore Castle.

  40. 40.

    mapaghimagsik

    April 1, 2013 at 9:45 am

    Meet the actor at a con. Congratulated him on getting to lug a kid on his back for *mumble* books.

    Really nice guy. Seemed pleased as punch to be there.

  41. 41.

    chris

    April 1, 2013 at 5:21 pm

    Can’t wait for this….

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/game-of-thrones-season-3-opens-with-every-characte,31882/

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