Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

When someone says they “love freedom”, rest assured they don’t mean yours.

Some judge needs to shut this circus down soon.

Being the leader of the world means to be the leader of peace.

Despite his magical powers, I don’t think Trump is thinking this through, to be honest.

JFC, are there no editors left at that goddamn rag?

Bark louder, little dog.

Wow, I can’t imagine what it was like to comment in morse code.

Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

Reality always lies in wait for … Democrats.

Their freedom requires your slavery.

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

Let us savor the impending downfall of lawless scoundrels who richly deserve the trouble barreling their way.

An almost top 10,000 blog!

Damn right I heard that as a threat.

We cannot abandon the truth and remain a free nation.

Putting aside our relentless self-interest because the moral imperative is crystal clear.

Whoever he was, that guy was nuts.

I did not have telepathic declassification on my 2022 bingo card.

Conservatism: there are some people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

Do not shrug your shoulders and accept the normalization of untruths.

Not all heroes wear capes.

You are here: Home / Civil Rights / Racial Justice / This Week In Blackness / Everyone Must Have a Gun, Unless You Don’t Want One

Everyone Must Have a Gun, Unless You Don’t Want One

by | 31 Comments

This post is in: 

Alan Keyes is criminalizing the LGBTQ community again:

Then you’re not only derelict in your public duty, you’re abandoning your obligation as a human being. And frankly, … I think that kind of disregard for the God-endowed natural rights of human beings is the archetype of all crimes against humanity.

On today’s #TWiBRadio, we discussed the Georgia town that requires gun ownership, homosexuals swimming with sharks and other crimes against humanity, and there’s a dolphin serial killer on the loose.

Subscribe on iTunes | Subscribe On Stitcher| Direct Download | RSS

And this morning on #amTWiB, #TheMorningCrew discussed how real men buy tampons, GZA dropping science, and the thigh gap.

Subscribe on iTunes| Subscribe On Stitcher| Direct Download| RSS

(Cross-posted)

Reader Interactions

31Comments

  4. 4.

    PsiFighter37

    Does Alan Keyes even get any play nowadays? Been a while since I had even heard his name…probably because the crazy has infiltrated Congress and is no longer restricted to the fringes.

  5. 5.

    Robert

    I don’t think “fact” means what that one gentleman in the video thinks it means. Homosexuals live half as long as heterosexuals?

  6. 6.

    patroclus

    I’ll never forget that time in 2004 when Alan Keyes inflicted himself on the innocent citizens of Illinois, with extremely well-covered daily diatribes against gays and lesbians (and all other sentient beings) saying that our very existence was violative of the God-given principles embodied in the Declaration of Independence, the Bible and all civilization. With a face that could literally scare little children and a countenance that would frighten elderly grandmothers, he would go on and on every single hour of every single day; not giving an inch towards sanity and normal human behavior. It was a tour de force…

    It’s nice to know that the more things change, the more they stay the same.

  7. 7.

    Mnemosyne

    @Bruce S:

    Wait, seriously? Either Kristol is a lot older than I thought or Keyes looks really bad for his age.

    @Robert:

    If you confine your “statistics” to, say, 1980 to 1995, you could probably make that claim, but it’s kind of like trying to claim that Europeans only live to be 25 using statistics from the Black Death.

  8. 8.

    1badbaba3

    The biggest problem with “their Blacks”, as Ann Coulter refers to them, is that they don’t know when (or how) to shut the fuck up. More’s the pity.

  9. 9.

    folsom ca

    Do you do any research on Mayor K. Johnson in Sac. and his wife Michelle R. Her children live in TN with her husband. They do not live with her as a mother. R. lives in Sac. Her children live in TN with their father. One daughter goes to public, one daughter is private. The private school does have an age limitation. I am supposing the youngest daughter is not old enough to go to a very private school. M. R. went to private schools as well. The private school is the one Reese Witherspoon went to. Michelle R. will not comment, (the Sac Bee.)

  11. 11.

    rikyrah

    Keyes threw away HIS OWN CHILD when she came out as a lesbian.

    what kind of parent turns their back on a child because of who they are?

  13. 13.

    folsom ca

    They keep digging up irrelevant folks. Their party is so out of the mainstream, and I say that as a born and raised MN and ND girl.

  15. 15.

    folsom ca

    @Roger Moore: Maybe someone like Michelle R. Who has an agenda. Money, Money, Money. Maybe someone who does not even raise her own children.

  16. 16.

    Southern Beale

    I wonder how many of the Nelson, GA city council thought it was unconstitutional for the government to require its citizens buy private health insurance? But making everyone own a gun and ammo is ay-okay?

  17. 17.

    Aaron

    Back in the 90s when Alan Keyes was running for President, someone at the New Republic enunciated the Keyes Principle: next to Alan Keyes, EVERYONE looks presidential.

  18. 18.

    Just Some Fuckhead

    @rikyrah:

    what kind of parent turns their back on a child because of who they are?

    German ones. They play for keeps.

  19. 19.

    jrg

    I guess one of the nice things about being Alan Keyes is that you can use long words to say “Homosexuality is worse than genocide”, and not have to worry about anyone thinking anyone less of you… Republicans probably think an “archetype” is Palinese for “something that you print blueprints with”.

  23. 23.

    Robert

    @Mnemosyne: That’s what I thought. They’re going with the AIDS epidemic statistics and not a reflection of reality close to 20 years later.

  24. 24.

    TG Chicago

    Regarding the claim that homosexuals live half as long as heterosexuals:

    http://www.splcenter.org/get-informed/intelligence-report/browse-all-issues/2010/winter/10-myths

    This falsehood can be traced directly to the discredited research of Paul Cameron and his Family Research Institute, specifically a 1994 paper he co-wrote entitled, “The Lifespan of Homosexuals.” Using obituaries collected from gay newspapers, he and his two co-authors concluded that gay men died, on average, at 43, compared to an average life expectancy at the time of around 73 for all U.S. men. On the basis of the same obituaries, Cameron also claimed that gay men are 18 times more likely to die in car accidents than heterosexuals, 22 times more likely to die of heart attacks than whites, and 11 times more likely than blacks to die of the same cause. He also concluded that lesbians are 487 times more likely to die of murder, suicide, or accidents than straight women.

    Remarkably, these claims have become staples of the anti-gay right and have frequently made their way into far more mainstream venues. For example, William Bennett, education secretary under President Reagan, used Cameron’s statistics in a 1997 interview he gave to ABC News’ “This Week.”

    However, like virtually all of his “research,” Cameron’s methodology is egregiously flawed — most obviously because the sample he selected (the data from the obits) was not remotely statistically representative of the LGBT population as a whole. Even Nicholas Eberstadt, a demographer at the conservative American Enterprise Institute, has called Cameron’s methods “just ridiculous.”

  25. 25.

    hells littlest angel

    How come Alan Keyes’family hasn’t gotten around to murdering him for his life insurance policy?

  28. 28.

    Patricia Kayden

    @1badbaba3: If they were speaking truths, there would be no problem with them always talking. But they always just lie and lie and lie.

  29. 29.

    Central Scrutinizer

    Alan Keyes has longer fingernails than many Covergirl models. Nothing to see here , move along.

  30. 30.

    ottercliff

    I always enjoy articles on Alan Keyes. He is so batshit crazy! My 2016 dream ticket is Keyes teamed up with Trump or better yet Pat Robertson.

Comments are closed.