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You are here: Home / Justice / Racial Justice / This Week In Blackness / Everyone Must Have a Gun, Unless You Don’t Want One

Everyone Must Have a Gun, Unless You Don’t Want One

by Elon James White|  April 2, 20138:04 pm| 31 Comments

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Alan Keyes is criminalizing the LGBTQ community again:

Then you’re not only derelict in your public duty, you’re abandoning your obligation as a human being. And frankly, … I think that kind of disregard for the God-endowed natural rights of human beings is the archetype of all crimes against humanity.

On today’s #TWiBRadio, we discussed the Georgia town that requires gun ownership, homosexuals swimming with sharks and other crimes against humanity, and there’s a dolphin serial killer on the loose.

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  1. 1.

    Baud

    April 2, 2013 at 8:13 pm

    Alan Keyes should officially change his name to Alan Keyes, LOL.

  2. 2.

    Patricia Kayden

    April 2, 2013 at 8:22 pm

    Sad that Keyes has a lesbian daughter and is such a bigot.

  3. 3.

    Bruce S

    April 2, 2013 at 8:25 pm

    Bill Kristol’s roommate at Harvard. Not kidding…

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    PsiFighter37

    April 2, 2013 at 8:27 pm

    Does Alan Keyes even get any play nowadays? Been a while since I had even heard his name…probably because the crazy has infiltrated Congress and is no longer restricted to the fringes.

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    Robert

    April 2, 2013 at 8:30 pm

    I don’t think “fact” means what that one gentleman in the video thinks it means. Homosexuals live half as long as heterosexuals?

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    patroclus

    April 2, 2013 at 8:31 pm

    I’ll never forget that time in 2004 when Alan Keyes inflicted himself on the innocent citizens of Illinois, with extremely well-covered daily diatribes against gays and lesbians (and all other sentient beings) saying that our very existence was violative of the God-given principles embodied in the Declaration of Independence, the Bible and all civilization. With a face that could literally scare little children and a countenance that would frighten elderly grandmothers, he would go on and on every single hour of every single day; not giving an inch towards sanity and normal human behavior. It was a tour de force…

    It’s nice to know that the more things change, the more they stay the same.

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    Mnemosyne

    April 2, 2013 at 8:33 pm

    @Bruce S:

    Wait, seriously? Either Kristol is a lot older than I thought or Keyes looks really bad for his age.

    @Robert:

    If you confine your “statistics” to, say, 1980 to 1995, you could probably make that claim, but it’s kind of like trying to claim that Europeans only live to be 25 using statistics from the Black Death.

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    1badbaba3

    April 2, 2013 at 8:55 pm

    The biggest problem with “their Blacks”, as Ann Coulter refers to them, is that they don’t know when (or how) to shut the fuck up. More’s the pity.

  9. 9.

    folsom ca

    April 2, 2013 at 8:56 pm

    Do you do any research on Mayor K. Johnson in Sac. and his wife Michelle R. Her children live in TN with her husband. They do not live with her as a mother. R. lives in Sac. Her children live in TN with their father. One daughter goes to public, one daughter is private. The private school does have an age limitation. I am supposing the youngest daughter is not old enough to go to a very private school. M. R. went to private schools as well. The private school is the one Reese Witherspoon went to. Michelle R. will not comment, (the Sac Bee.)

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    Keith G

    April 2, 2013 at 9:05 pm

    @PsiFighter37: Really. Why is he relevant to anything not happening inside the Keyes home?

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    rikyrah

    April 2, 2013 at 9:10 pm

    Keyes threw away HIS OWN CHILD when she came out as a lesbian.

    what kind of parent turns their back on a child because of who they are?

  12. 12.

    Yutsano

    April 2, 2013 at 9:12 pm

    @rikyrah: Answer: Allen Keyes. And it’s unfortunately not all that uncommon.

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    folsom ca

    April 2, 2013 at 9:13 pm

    They keep digging up irrelevant folks. Their party is so out of the mainstream, and I say that as a born and raised MN and ND girl.

  14. 14.

    Roger Moore

    April 2, 2013 at 9:13 pm

    @rikyrah:

    what kind of parent turns their back on a child because of who they are?

    A despicable one. SATSQ.

  15. 15.

    folsom ca

    April 2, 2013 at 9:20 pm

    @Roger Moore: Maybe someone like Michelle R. Who has an agenda. Money, Money, Money. Maybe someone who does not even raise her own children.

  16. 16.

    Southern Beale

    April 2, 2013 at 9:20 pm

    I wonder how many of the Nelson, GA city council thought it was unconstitutional for the government to require its citizens buy private health insurance? But making everyone own a gun and ammo is ay-okay?

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    Aaron

    April 2, 2013 at 9:24 pm

    Back in the 90s when Alan Keyes was running for President, someone at the New Republic enunciated the Keyes Principle: next to Alan Keyes, EVERYONE looks presidential.

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    Just Some Fuckhead

    April 2, 2013 at 9:26 pm

    @rikyrah:

    what kind of parent turns their back on a child because of who they are?

    German ones. They play for keeps.

  19. 19.

    jrg

    April 2, 2013 at 9:31 pm

    I guess one of the nice things about being Alan Keyes is that you can use long words to say “Homosexuality is worse than genocide”, and not have to worry about anyone thinking anyone less of you… Republicans probably think an “archetype” is Palinese for “something that you print blueprints with”.

  20. 20.

    folsom ca

    April 2, 2013 at 9:31 pm

    @Just Some Fuckhead: Are they male or female. Depends.

  21. 21.

    folsom ca

    April 2, 2013 at 9:42 pm

    I am stuck. moderation.

  22. 22.

    folsom ca

    April 2, 2013 at 9:42 pm

    I am stuck. moderation.

  23. 23.

    Robert

    April 2, 2013 at 10:07 pm

    @Mnemosyne: That’s what I thought. They’re going with the AIDS epidemic statistics and not a reflection of reality close to 20 years later.

  24. 24.

    TG Chicago

    April 2, 2013 at 10:39 pm

    Regarding the claim that homosexuals live half as long as heterosexuals:

    splcenter.org/get-informed/intelligence-report/browse-all-issues/2010/winter/10-myths

    This falsehood can be traced directly to the discredited research of Paul Cameron and his Family Research Institute, specifically a 1994 paper he co-wrote entitled, “The Lifespan of Homosexuals.” Using obituaries collected from gay newspapers, he and his two co-authors concluded that gay men died, on average, at 43, compared to an average life expectancy at the time of around 73 for all U.S. men. On the basis of the same obituaries, Cameron also claimed that gay men are 18 times more likely to die in car accidents than heterosexuals, 22 times more likely to die of heart attacks than whites, and 11 times more likely than blacks to die of the same cause. He also concluded that lesbians are 487 times more likely to die of murder, suicide, or accidents than straight women.

    Remarkably, these claims have become staples of the anti-gay right and have frequently made their way into far more mainstream venues. For example, William Bennett, education secretary under President Reagan, used Cameron’s statistics in a 1997 interview he gave to ABC News’ “This Week.”

    However, like virtually all of his “research,” Cameron’s methodology is egregiously flawed — most obviously because the sample he selected (the data from the obits) was not remotely statistically representative of the LGBT population as a whole. Even Nicholas Eberstadt, a demographer at the conservative American Enterprise Institute, has called Cameron’s methods “just ridiculous.”

  25. 25.

    hells littlest angel

    April 2, 2013 at 10:47 pm

    How come Alan Keyes’family hasn’t gotten around to murdering him for his life insurance policy?

  26. 26.

    Cacti

    April 2, 2013 at 10:51 pm

    Without Alan Keyes, we wouldn’t have the 27 percent theory.

  27. 27.

    Jay

    April 3, 2013 at 12:55 am

    @Cacti: Crazification Factor, baby.

  28. 28.

    Patricia Kayden

    April 3, 2013 at 6:15 am

    @1badbaba3: If they were speaking truths, there would be no problem with them always talking. But they always just lie and lie and lie.

  29. 29.

    Central Scrutinizer

    April 3, 2013 at 6:23 am

    Alan Keyes has longer fingernails than many Covergirl models. Nothing to see here , move along.

  30. 30.

    ottercliff

    April 3, 2013 at 2:01 pm

    I always enjoy articles on Alan Keyes. He is so batshit crazy! My 2016 dream ticket is Keyes teamed up with Trump or better yet Pat Robertson.

  31. 31.

    Zapruder F. Mashtots, D.D.S. (Mumphrey, et al.)

    April 3, 2013 at 2:56 pm

    Alan Keyes is batahit crazy. Head trauma crazy. I can only wonder what kind of childhood he had to end up this fucked up…

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