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by John Cole|  April 17, 201310:00 pm| 74 Comments

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Apparently I can post again.

Not that I have anything to say. Well, GO PENS!

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  1. 1.

    Roger Moore

    April 17, 2013 at 10:06 pm

    Missing “I” for maximum comedic value.

  2. 2.

    Baud

    April 17, 2013 at 10:06 pm

    No more stellar rants, Cole.

  3. 3.

    Badmoodman

    April 17, 2013 at 10:07 pm

    The Madhouse on Madison Ave. moves to the lakefront. Pens – Blackhawks, 60,000+ in Soldier Field next March!
    (BIG Blackhawks’ fan here.)

  4. 4.

    Yutsano

    April 17, 2013 at 10:08 pm

    Feed yer damn gerbils. Jeebus.

  5. 5.

    Calming Influence

    April 17, 2013 at 10:09 pm

    John, is this really you when you were living at the ΑΣΦ house?

  6. 6.

    amk

    April 17, 2013 at 10:09 pm

    @Baud: which specific rant ? there are so many.

  7. 7.

    Capt. Seaweed

    April 17, 2013 at 10:10 pm

    Pens are 22-3 in their last 25 games. Watching the game tonight they appear to be getting stronger. This is not good news for the rest of the league.

  8. 8.

    Baud

    April 17, 2013 at 10:11 pm

    @amk:

    This one: reddit.com/r/politics/comments/1cjkno/on_the_boston_bombings_im_safe_you_are_safe/

  9. 9.

    hilts

    April 17, 2013 at 10:13 pm

    Fuck the NRA and the scumbags in Congress who bow down to them

    How the gun lobby has already blocked Boston’s bombing investigators
    h/t tv.msnbc.com/2013/04/17/how-the-gun-lobby-has-already-blocked-bostons-bombing-investigators

  10. 10.

    Redshirt

    April 17, 2013 at 10:13 pm

    You’re still on the front page of Reddit, but yes, much more responsive.

    Did you have no idea what was going on JC?

  11. 11.

    amk

    April 17, 2013 at 10:14 pm

    @Baud: Wow. Go cole. And that was not a rant.

  12. 12.

    schrodinger's cat

    April 17, 2013 at 10:14 pm

    @Redshirt: Tunch was sitting on the new server.

  13. 13.

    MikeBoyScout

    April 17, 2013 at 10:14 pm

    When wilt thou save the people?
    O God of mercy when?
    The people, Lord, the people,
    Not thrones and crowns, but men!
    God save the people, save us,
    For thine they are, for thine they are.
    Thy children as thy angels fair:
    O, God save the people,
    Save the people,
    God save the people,
    From despair.
    God save the people!

  14. 14.

    Hal

    April 17, 2013 at 10:15 pm

    Yeesh. Why did I wade threw DKOS comments? Why? Apparently Dems are done in 2014, Obama only wants the approval of Republicans, African Americans are finally waking up to the disappointment of Obama and will turn against him, all is lost, no gun control measures are Obama’s fault, and Reids (this point, on Reid and filibuster, I agree with partially) and we’ll all soon be eating cat food.

    Amazing how people pin the blame squarely on Obama and Dems and nothing on Republicans. It’s not even that criticism of Obama or Dems isn’t warranted but damn folks, how about some focus on Republicans within 18,000 diary entries and front pagers?

    At the end of the day, everything I read today was what was supposed to happen in 2012. Why the hell can’t Dems ever take a ass whooping and keep going. Why the fuck do we always have to turn into an bunch of crybabies screaming purity and looking for other Dems/Liberals/Progressives to blame solely and squarely?

  15. 15.

    Calming Influence

    April 17, 2013 at 10:15 pm

    @Badmoodman:

    You may think that a Blackhawk, being a raptor, is a tougher bird than a Penguin. But a Penguin’s flipper wings are scary strong and tough, and it will slap the living shit out of a Blackhawk, and then kick it off the ice into the waiting mouth of a hungry Leopard Seal (I think they’re joining the league next year.)

    Just sayin.

  16. 16.

    Alison

    April 17, 2013 at 10:16 pm

    A little something for you to read: nytimes.com/2013/04/18/opinion/a-senate-in-the-gun-lobbys-grip.html

    Gabby Giffords giving the Senate what for.

  17. 17.

    lamh35

    April 17, 2013 at 10:16 pm

    Not to be accused of trivality, but ugh. This dude here is a major douchebag

    Sanford Sons Met His Girlfriend at Victory Party

    The Washington Post has learned that tensions within former South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford’s (R) family “flared up as recently as April 2, at the celebration of Sanford’s runoff election victory when the former governor thrust two of his sons on-stage with the Argentine woman who was at the center of the spectacular sex scandal that broke up his marriage.”

    It was the first time Sanford’s teenage son Bolton he had ever been in the presence of Maria Belen Chapur.
    Jenny Sanford confirmed: “That was indeed Bolton’s first intro and both boys were quite upset and visibly so.”

  18. 18.

    Gravenstone

    April 17, 2013 at 10:17 pm

    Hey, your Pirates damn near had the first no hitter of the season (and could have had a perfect game were it not for a hit batter aside from the lone hit). That should at least make you smile – plus they beat the fucking Cards, always a bonus!

  19. 19.

    amk

    April 17, 2013 at 10:18 pm

    @hilts: +1. Despicable scums.

  20. 20.

    Baud

    April 17, 2013 at 10:18 pm

    @Hal:

    That’s just how they are. It’s why I stopped hanging out there. They are more depressing than the Republicans.

  21. 21.

    Badmoodman

    April 17, 2013 at 10:21 pm

    @Calming Influence: A Blackhawk is an Indian, a stealthy, brave, fearless Indian.
    Just sayin.’

  22. 22.

    Suffern ACE

    April 17, 2013 at 10:22 pm

    The real reason I will never visit Saudi Arabia: Guys like me are asked to leave the country

  23. 23.

    amk

    April 17, 2013 at 10:23 pm

    @Hal: eating our own is the dkos specialty. Fucking loony left.

  24. 24.

    Calming Influence

    April 17, 2013 at 10:24 pm

    @Badmoodman: Oh. I see. Well anyway, how are Blackhawks at slapfighting?

  25. 25.

    Bizono

    April 17, 2013 at 10:25 pm

    Yesterday marked the 6 year anniversary of the Virginia Tech shootings. I was with my boss, having lunch, when the news broke. Later that evening, after driving nonstop from Pennsylvania to Virginia, he learned that his son was one of the students who was killed while heroically barricading the door to the classroom so that his classmates could escape.

    And then today’s US Senate shit-show happened. I’m really done with this week, you guys.

  26. 26.

    lamh35

    April 17, 2013 at 10:26 pm

    How Jenny Sanford Sabotaged Mark’s Comeback

    “Indeed, while Jenny has never come out and publicly opposed Mark’s congressional candidacy — choosing to remain officially neutral — she’s waged a brutally effective passive-aggressive campaign against it. Whether it was revealing to me that Mark had shamelessly asked her to manage his election bid; or telling the Washington Post that, until the night Mark’s fiancée showed up onstage at his victory party in April, one of her sons had never met the woman; or just generally making it known that she is furious that he’s running, Jenny has done a masterful job of keeping her ex-husband’s past (and not-so-past) transgressions in the news. She has seeded the ground with political land mines, stood back, and waited for Mark to step on one.”

  27. 27.

    Roger Moore

    April 17, 2013 at 10:28 pm

    @Calming Influence:

    You may think that a Blackhawk, being a raptor, is a tougher bird than a Penguin.

    Wrong kind of Blackhawk.

  28. 28.

    Badmoodman

    April 17, 2013 at 10:30 pm

    @Calming Influence: They concentrate on playing keep away with the puck, then depositing it in the opposition’s net. Very few Gordie Howe “hat tricks.”

  29. 29.

    RobertDSC-eMac 1.25

    April 17, 2013 at 10:30 pm

    My iMac G5 just crashed and burned today. I had finally got it dialed in and making movies just fine. The machine wasn’t 100% to start with, but I managed to get it going. Now it’s dead and I’m pissed.

    As always, fuck the domestic terrorists known as the GOP.

    Perhaps the President can designate the NRA and the GOP as terrorist organizations and remove them from America.

  30. 30.

    mainmati

    April 17, 2013 at 10:32 pm

    @Gravenstone: I remember hanging out in the trees behind the center field wall of Forbes Field in Oakland with my brothers and a bunch of other kids hoping to catch a homer that would actually fly past the 462 feet center field wall (not happening of course) but we had nice free cheap seats on the tree limbs. This was the era of the 1960s/70s Pirates of fame. I still remember meeting Roberto “Bob” Clemente and Elroy Face (who? – think fork ball) was a family friend.

  31. 31.

    ? Martin

    April 17, 2013 at 10:32 pm

    I still want my $19.95 back.

  32. 32.

    Dexter's new approach

    April 17, 2013 at 10:33 pm

    Can we agree to hope that the Soldier Field game is a rematch of the Cup Finals? (With the Pens looking for revenge of course.) Pens-Hawks series would be the best matchup in memory.

  33. 33.

    BillinGlendaleCA

    April 17, 2013 at 10:35 pm

    @Yutsano: Tunch ate them.

  34. 34.

    Gravenstone

    April 17, 2013 at 10:35 pm

    @lamh35: I’m going to go out on a limb and say Mark Sanford has done a masterful job of sabotaging Mark Sanford’s congressional campaign, by the simple expedient of being … Mark Sanford.

  35. 35.

    Badmoodman

    April 17, 2013 at 10:35 pm

    @lamh35:

    Another example of a GOPer’s tone deafness.
    My best friend found out her husband was walking out on her and their family when he showed up at his mother’s funeral with his heretofore unknown girlfriend. Awk.Ward.

  36. 36.

    amk

    April 17, 2013 at 10:35 pm

    Great toon on the pathetic cable noise.

  37. 37.

    srv

    April 17, 2013 at 10:36 pm

    Time to run up the war flag

    The Pentagon is sending about 200 troops to Jordan, the vanguard of a potential U.S. military force of 20,000 or more that could be deployed if the Obama administration decides to intervene in Syria to secure chemical weapons arsenals or to prevent the 2-year-old civil war from spilling into neighboring nations.

  38. 38.

    lamh35

    April 17, 2013 at 10:36 pm

    @Gravenstone: abso-freakin-lutely.

    the dude is disgusting and yet, he STILL has a good chance of being SC next Senator…ugh

  39. 39.

    tofubo

    April 17, 2013 at 10:37 pm

    you’ve posted before, you have posted now, you shall post in the future

    whether you gotz something to say or not ,, GO PENCILS !!

  40. 40.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN)

    April 17, 2013 at 10:38 pm

    Sorry, guys. The evidence is that the best hockey is played by burrowing rodents, particularly the females of the species. Let me know when your winning streak reaches 49 games, except that we’ll probably have extended ours by then.

  41. 41.

    Badmoodman

    April 17, 2013 at 10:39 pm

    @Dexter’s new approach:
    Heh, works for me. ;)

  42. 42.

    beltane

    April 17, 2013 at 10:39 pm

    @Hal: Site traffic seems way down there compared to any other time since 2006 when I first started reading it.

  43. 43.

    ? Martin

    April 17, 2013 at 10:39 pm

    @srv: Seriously? How many times has Obama done this and not launched us into a war? Have a little faith, man.

  44. 44.

    ericblair

    April 17, 2013 at 10:41 pm

    @? Martin:

    I still want my $19.95 back.

    Okay, fine, but the shipping and handling is gone, gone, gone.

  45. 45.

    Shalimar

    April 17, 2013 at 10:46 pm

    @lamh35: From everything I have ever read about the couple, Jenny Sanford sounds like she was the political brains in the family. From some of the stories, you wonder if Mark can even dress himself.

  46. 46.

    Gravenstone

    April 17, 2013 at 10:48 pm

    Sigh.

    Anyone for Texas City redux?

  47. 47.

    Calming Influence

    April 17, 2013 at 10:49 pm

    @ericblair: But he ordered before midnight, and was supposed to get 2 Balloon Juices for $19.95.

  48. 48.

    Hal

    April 17, 2013 at 10:52 pm

    @Shalimar:

    Jenny Sanford sounds like she was the political brains in the family

    Didn’t Sanford ask her to run his campaign? The man is amazingly tone deaf, not just to his wife and family, but the voting public in general. It’s one think to have an affair and repent, but I never thought Evangelicals would go for a dude and his mistress now wife as their Representative.

  49. 49.

    Baud

    April 17, 2013 at 10:52 pm

    @Calming Influence:

    But wait! There’s more…

  50. 50.

    hamletta

    April 17, 2013 at 10:52 pm

    @lamh35: Oh, Lord.

    I wrote a whole thing in an earlier thread about the ugly custody battle my parents waged.

    Sanford’s kids had never met Miss Appalachian Trail, and got pushed into a happy-family shot on election night? That’s horrible. Everybody knows that’s horrible.

    But he got engaged to this woman without introducing her to his kids? That’s so many kinds of wrong I cannot even tell you.

  51. 51.

    ? Martin

    April 17, 2013 at 10:53 pm

    @Gravenstone: What fucking retard put a nursing home next to a fertilizer factory? Did Waco Texas suddenly run out of prime acreage when nobody was looking.

  52. 52.

    karen

    April 17, 2013 at 10:55 pm

    Lol, I read that as “GO PENIS!” and now I’m giggling like a 13 yr old. But I needed a laugh tonight, so thank you for that.

  53. 53.

    Mike in NC

    April 17, 2013 at 10:59 pm

    @lamh35: Not Senate, it’s a House seat.

  54. 54.

    scav

    April 17, 2013 at 11:01 pm

    It’s West Tx, near Waco, about 3,000? inhabitants?. I’m reading about ten buildings on fire, but still sketchy.

    eta. and people confused it with an earthquake, so big. may alter definition of “close”.

  55. 55.

    Davis X. Machina

    April 17, 2013 at 11:01 pm

    @srv: It’ll never happen — Jordan has no oil, Syria ranks 31st in the world, tied with Australia, and it’s a proven fact it’s all about the oil.

  56. 56.

    lamh35

    April 17, 2013 at 11:03 pm

    @Mike in NC: damns thx 4 the correction, I realized my error right around the time my ability to edit was up

  57. 57.

    srv

    April 17, 2013 at 11:03 pm

    @? Martin: Waco has a history of having disposable burn sites.

  58. 58.

    AHH onna Droid

    April 17, 2013 at 11:07 pm

    @hilts: Wow.

  59. 59.

    amk

    April 17, 2013 at 11:07 pm

    @scav: We don’t need no steenking firefighters, wasn’t that idjit perry’s campaign ?

  60. 60.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    April 17, 2013 at 11:08 pm

    @Hal:

    Obama could be beating politicians to death with his bully pulpit and ruling over all like the king he is, right? That’s what they think anyway.

    Manic progressives are tiresome.

  61. 61.

    Redshirt

    April 17, 2013 at 11:11 pm

    @Hal: I have no belief that any “Evangelical” will honor their own moral code if it seriously inconveniences them. Jesus is not a role model, but a freakin’ old school meme.

  62. 62.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    April 17, 2013 at 11:15 pm

    @lamh35:

    Sanford doesn’t give a shit about what other people think, even his kids. All he cares about is getting what he wants, no matter the cost. It’s all about him, his feelings and what he wants.

    He is a perfect Republican.

  63. 63.

    Calming Influence

    April 17, 2013 at 11:19 pm

    @Odie Hugh Manatee:

    I believe Hendrix said it best: “Manic progressive’s is a frustrating mess”

  64. 64.

    AHH onna Droid

    April 17, 2013 at 11:20 pm

    @amk: my theory is that a lot of lefties are survivors of childhood abuse and neglect. The defeatism and despair following every setback are easier to understand in that context.

    RWers, according to tge Authoritarians, tend to have suffered setbacks or some sort of scary experience that made them fearful as an adult.

    And thats not counting the young men in both camps who note that old men have the money and either want to blow shit up or get rich quick, and the social dominaters and grift er s that mostly infest a certain side.

  65. 65.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN)

    April 17, 2013 at 11:22 pm

    @? Martin: The concepts of “Waco, Texas” and “prime real estate” are mutually exclusive.

  66. 66.

    Morzer

    April 17, 2013 at 11:41 pm

    @Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN):

    Burrowing rodents? There’s a hockey team called the Lindsey Grahams?

  67. 67.

    Morzer

    April 17, 2013 at 11:42 pm

    @Hal:

    Yes, he did . And to put the cherry on the top he informed her that he could even pay her this time!

  68. 68.

    ? Martin

    April 17, 2013 at 11:43 pm

    Holy shit that’s a big explosion.

  69. 69.

    RaflW

    April 17, 2013 at 11:58 pm

    Michelle Backman ethics problems. Drip drip drip.

  70. 70.

    Mnemosyne

    April 18, 2013 at 12:11 am

    @? Martin:

    There’s a reason McVeigh chose to make his truck bomb out of fertilizer.

  71. 71.

    Tissue Thin Pseudonym (JMN)

    April 18, 2013 at 12:12 am

    @Morzer: Good lord, no. Miss Lindsey would squeal in terror and run away if confronted with hockey.

  72. 72.

    Punchy

    April 18, 2013 at 12:26 am

    TPM has an article saying 60-70 deaths from this explosion. Meanwhile, NBC haz a headline saying merely “several injured”. What the frock? Is today National What The Fuck is the Real Story Day?

  73. 73.

    Punchy

    April 18, 2013 at 12:30 am

    @Punchy: OK, now I cant find source of death total. Maybe I saw that in comments section….

  74. 74.

    Odie Hugh Manatee

    April 18, 2013 at 1:50 am

    @lamh35:

    Hell hath no fury…

    Good for her.

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