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You are here: Home / Economics / Free Markets Solve Everything / I See No Potential Problems Here

I See No Potential Problems Here

by John Cole|  April 18, 20135:59 pm| 64 Comments

This post is in: Free Markets Solve Everything, Fucked-up-edness

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It’s not enough that they won’t tell us what is in the fracking fluid, or that they may be poisoning the watershed and everyone with a well in the area may no longer be able todrink their water, but now they came up with this BRILLIANT and CUNNING plan to destroy our tap water:

Opponents of a proposed natural gas frack water recycling plant in Warwood inundated City Council Chambers Tuesday in hopes of keeping the facility out of their neighborhood.

Last month, Houston, Texas-based GreenHunter Water announced plans to build a treatment facility for fracking wastewater at the former site of Seidler’s Oil Service on North 28th Street, located just over a mile upstream of Wheeling’s water treatment plant, where the company plans to be working by September.

Dave Cupp, who owns a business on North 28th Street, said he is in favor of job growth, but not at what he sees as the expense of the public’s well-being.

Why, nothing could go wrong with a fracking treatment facility only a mile from the intake for the water treatment plan that serves the entire region. Smashing good plan, chaps!

I’m speechless.

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  1. 1.

    ranchandsyrup

    April 18, 2013 at 6:01 pm

    You need the conversion kit so you can start drinking natural gas. It’s expensive but what choice do you have?

  2. 2.

    Trollhattan

    April 18, 2013 at 6:03 pm

    Let’s see, checking my playbook, yep, here it is: Fracking–good. Fluoridation–bad, horrible gummint plot.

    Glad they’ve cleared that up for me.

  3. 3.

    Baud

    April 18, 2013 at 6:03 pm

    Last month, Houston, Texas-based GreenHunter Water announced plans to build a treatment facility for fracking wastewater at the former site of Seidler’s Oil Service on North 28th Street, located just over a mile upstream of Wheeling’s water treatment plant, where the company plans to be working by September.

    The should put a fertilizer plant in between to act as a buffer.

  4. 4.

    Violet

    April 18, 2013 at 6:04 pm

    I think it’s all a plot by soft drink manufacturers to make you buy their bottled water.

  5. 5.

    Ben Franklin

    April 18, 2013 at 6:05 pm

    What could possibly trump the need for energy independy? We got gas and we got da pipeline. It’s all good.

  6. 6.

    gene108

    April 18, 2013 at 6:05 pm

    David Cupp is a greedy communist. I hope he rots in hell.

    Job creators gotta create, so they can’t hesitate
    To deal with your stupid ass worries David Cupp

    What could go wrong? Who cares, someone made a profit and that’s all that matters.

  7. 7.

    Lurking Canadian

    April 18, 2013 at 6:06 pm

    Don’t worry. Once the first ten thousand children spontaneously combust, the business will naturally fail due to the ineffable magic of the marketplace.

  8. 8.

    Birthmarker

    April 18, 2013 at 6:06 pm

    It’s their world, JC. We just live in it…

    Nothing will change until we get money out of politics, which is not even a part of the national conversation.

  9. 9.

    maya

    April 18, 2013 at 6:07 pm

    New Teapeers chant: Swallow, baby, swallow.

  10. 10.

    scav

    April 18, 2013 at 6:09 pm

    @maya: aaaaaaaaaaa, shudder

    Well done.

  11. 11.

    sonofsamantha

    April 18, 2013 at 6:11 pm

    Would not be surprised to see a post from Cole tomorrow complaiing about his natural gas bill.

    Assuming you use nat gas you are a hypocrit to bitch about fracking just like you are a hypocrit to bitch about oil pipelines if you drive.

  12. 12.

    Ben Franklin

    April 18, 2013 at 6:12 pm

    John; You are being very unfair to Obama.

    It’s jobs and energeeeeeee independance…huzzahh !!

    nationaljournal.com/magazine/why-the-white-house-loves-natural-gas-20130314

  13. 13.

    Violet

    April 18, 2013 at 6:13 pm

    Looked up the company. Their website and their stock info on Google says they’re based in Grapevine, TX, which is north of Dallas. Not quite sure how the article got them based in Houston, Texas. Not that it makes that big of a deal, but it seems like a pretty easy thing to check and they got it wrong. Maybe the crew working in Wheeling works out of Houston or something?

  14. 14.

    qwerty42

    April 18, 2013 at 6:16 pm

    Job Creators!
    Freedom!
    I think that about covers the pro-put-lethal-chemicals-in-the-water group.

  15. 15.

    Arclite

    April 18, 2013 at 6:19 pm

    John, why do you hate America? Are you a communist?

  16. 16.

    Dolly Llama

    April 18, 2013 at 6:20 pm

    @sonofsamantha: You’ve got a live one here, Cole. You hypocritical son of a bitch.

  17. 17.

    Short Bus Bully

    April 18, 2013 at 6:20 pm

    Is it ACTUALLY written in the constitution that tap water should be free? Ask Scalia. See, we all collectively shit in the watershed so all potable water must be bought at the store.

    This is how Adam Smith and Ayn Rand would want it.

  18. 18.

    Haydnseek

    April 18, 2013 at 6:21 pm

    @sonofsamantha: Is it okay with you if we bitch about herbicides and pesticides if we eat?

  19. 19.

    Marc

    April 18, 2013 at 6:22 pm

    Is there some rule requiring all threads to feature a poster attacking Obama, regardless of relevance?

  20. 20.

    Litlebritdifrnt

    April 18, 2013 at 6:23 pm

    @scav: I don’t use natural gas and Pat McCrory is about to sell off fracking rights to the highest bidder when the majority of the Eastern part of the State relies on an aquifer, yeah nothing could go wrong there.

  21. 21.

    Comrade Jake

    April 18, 2013 at 6:24 pm

    @sonofsamantha:

    Obvious troll is obvious.

  22. 22.

    Trollhattan

    April 18, 2013 at 6:24 pm

    This aerial from the southern Salinas Valley sums up, for me, the next great battle line of the century.

    maps.google.com/maps?q=san+ardo,+ca&hl=en&ll=35.966232,-120.860553&spn=0.032546,0.065…

    Depleted oil field to the south, irrigated cropland to the north. There’s water enough (all imported) for either fracking or irrigating, but not both. Who wins this battle?

  23. 23.

    Another Halocene Human

    April 18, 2013 at 6:25 pm

    Bless you West Virginians, FSM knows you need it. A friend of my who is a WV native calls WV the nicest people cursed by being on top of coal and gas.

  24. 24.

    Another Halocene Human

    April 18, 2013 at 6:27 pm

    @Marc: Check the fine print. Read it and weep.

  25. 25.

    cmorenc

    April 18, 2013 at 6:27 pm

    @Birthmarker:

    Nothing will change until we get money out of politics, which is not even a part of the national conversation.

    West Virginia, where the proposed fracking water recyling plant would be located, is the state whose political control is most notoriously dominated by the resource industry, from the legislature to the courts. Take Don Blankenship, recent former CEO of Massey Energy Company for example, whose notorieties include his company’s callous-to-worker-safety handling of the Upper Big Branch Mine (resulting in a disasterous explosion that trapped and killed 29 miners). But he is also notorious for his heavy-handed meddling in judicial politics, giving $3 million in financial support to a WVa Supreme Court candidate (Brent Benjamin) against then-incumbent Warren McGraw, at the same time Blankenship had high-stakes litigation before the court. Benjamin won the election and was on-board the court in deciding the case in Blankenship’s favor by a 3-2 margin.

    And that’s just one example.

  26. 26.

    Trollhattan

    April 18, 2013 at 6:32 pm

    @cmorenc:

    Why aren’t Blankenship and Dick Cheney in the dock on murder charges? They’re both responsible, if not accountable for many needless deaths, yet are punished with lavish golden parachutes.

  27. 27.

    JR in WV (almost)

    April 18, 2013 at 6:33 pm

    It isn’t hypocrisy to want plants located with common sense, like NOT siting a potentially explosive factory in a neighborhood with nursing homes and schools and residences, and not placing facilities with potentially drastic substances in the area where drinking water for whole communities is handled.

    Using best standards and practices in dealing with dangerous industrial processes is only common sense, something which many commenters of the rightward slant seem utterly lacking.

  28. 28.

    LanceThruster

    April 18, 2013 at 6:38 pm

    Mah. Thur. Fah. Curse.

  29. 29.

    Brother Shotgun of Sweet Reason

    April 18, 2013 at 6:38 pm

    @Trollhattan: If only they were real parachutes, spun from gold, and they were shoved out of a plane with nothing else to rely on.

  30. 30.

    sonofsamantha

    April 18, 2013 at 6:39 pm

    Haydnseek: Ok I’ll bite. If you don’t like it you can grow your own or buy organic. Also, didn’t your mom teach you to always wash your vegetables before cooking/eating them?

    Nice try. Maybe you will do better next time.

  31. 31.

    Ben Franklin

    April 18, 2013 at 6:39 pm

    @Trollhattan:

    Why aren’t Blankenship and Dick Cheney in the dock on murder charges?

    Is that snark? I am struggling to see how that would happen.

  32. 32.

    Trollhattan

    April 18, 2013 at 6:43 pm

    @Ben Franklin:

    Keep working at it son, you’ll get there.

  33. 33.

    Ben Franklin

    April 18, 2013 at 6:44 pm

    @Trollhattan:

    Well, I mean I heard it here that it was hard, so I was just wondering.

  34. 34.

    Gravenstone

    April 18, 2013 at 6:46 pm

    @Dolly Llama: It’s Derf. Update your pie filter accordingly and move on.

  35. 35.

    Roger Moore

    April 18, 2013 at 6:48 pm

    @Birthmarker:

    Nothing will change until we get money out of politics, which is not even a part of the national conversation.

    Show me any place ever that has successfully gotten money out of politics. As long as the government is spending money, there will be money in politics.

  36. 36.

    ThatLeftTurnInABQ

    April 18, 2013 at 6:50 pm

    @sonofsamantha:

    If you do’’t like it you can grow your own or buy organic. Also, didn’t your mom teach you to always wash your vegetables before cooking/eating them?

    Says he/she/it in a thread devoted to discussion of polluted water coming out of the tap, and the consequences thereof.

    As own-goals go, this one is a work of art. It takes a certain level of genius to boot yourself in the ass with this kind of style.

  37. 37.

    MomSense

    April 18, 2013 at 6:51 pm

    @Comrade Jake:

    Have you ever seen DougJ and sonofsamantha in the same place at the same time?

  38. 38.

    weaselone

    April 18, 2013 at 6:52 pm

    I’m certain that if people end up getting poisoned the fracking company will sue them for theft.

  39. 39.

    Baud

    April 18, 2013 at 6:53 pm

    Dave Cupp is a communist.

  40. 40.

    Randy P

    April 18, 2013 at 6:57 pm

    @Marc: That’s pretty much a rule of the entire internet. Check the comments section of any online news article about, well, anything.

  41. 41.

    Ben Franklin

    April 18, 2013 at 6:57 pm

    @weaselone:

    The water is patented and trademarked for proprietary purposes.

    Using it without permission or royalties will result in jail time.

  42. 42.

    PeakVT

    April 18, 2013 at 7:01 pm

    @MomSense: Don’t insult DougJ like that.

  43. 43.

    A Ghost To Most

    April 18, 2013 at 7:09 pm

    Forget it, Cole; it’s fracking-town

  44. 44.

    Roger Moore

    April 18, 2013 at 7:11 pm

    @Trollhattan:

    Why aren’t Blankenship and Dick Cheney in the dock on murder charges?

    Accountability is for the little people. Galtian geniuses can do as they please.

  45. 45.

    Karen in SoCal

    April 18, 2013 at 7:12 pm

    @sonofsamantha: Oh goody, a new troll.

  46. 46.

    James E. Powell

    April 18, 2013 at 7:16 pm

    Here’s a prediction in which I feel a great degree confidence: by the time the general public becomes aware of the ecological damage from fracking and the corporate entities that did it, the people who made money off it and the money will be long gone. The people will demand that Big Government clean it up, fix it up, make it all better without raising taxes on any rich people because Job Creators. Also too, Obama and liberals will be blamed.

  47. 47.

    Morzer

    April 18, 2013 at 7:18 pm

    @sonofsamantha:

    And if you use toothpaste you shouldn’t complain about cyanide in your coffee, right?

  48. 48.

    eric nny

    April 18, 2013 at 7:21 pm

    I have a full bottle of Jim Beam. F#$@ Frackers if I’m going to be poisoned, I’ll do it my way.

  49. 49.

    Ben Franklin

    April 18, 2013 at 7:23 pm

    This is a very slow thread. What? No entertainment news?

  50. 50.

    sm*t cl*de

    April 18, 2013 at 7:23 pm

    Opponents of a proposed natural gas frack water recycling plant in Warwood inundated City Council Chambers

    I was expecting a literal inundation. Nothing in the article about floods. I am disappoint.

  51. 51.

    les

    April 18, 2013 at 7:28 pm

    Gaslands should be playing on a major cable channel 24/7, until this fucking country learns to think. Supported by ads for pitchforks, tar and feathers.

  52. 52.

    Higgs Boson's Mate

    April 18, 2013 at 7:32 pm

    I’m so slow that I can’t understand how the fracking companies are able to pump that stuff into the ground pretty much wherever they please without being forced to reveal the composition of what they’re pumping.I can’t even license my car without having it smog checked to ensure that it doesn’t pollute the air.
    If there’s no applicable regulation on the books there should be. I’m thinking that the lack of same is just more proof that we have the best government that money can buy.

  53. 53.

    Chris T.

    April 18, 2013 at 7:36 pm

    @Trollhattan: Hmm … but what if the rumors that they fluoridate the fracking water are true?

  54. 54.

    Chris T.

    April 18, 2013 at 7:38 pm

    @Higgs Boson’s Mate:

    I can’t understand how the fracking companies are able to pump that stuff into the ground pretty much wherever they please without being forced to reveal the composition of what they’re pumping.

    They got a Special Exemption put in for them after holding secret meetings with Cheney.

  55. 55.

    Ben Franklin

    April 18, 2013 at 7:47 pm

    @les:

    That is not gonna start @ BJ. Try a less liberal blog.

  56. 56.

    Birthmarker

    April 18, 2013 at 7:49 pm

    @cmorenc: We could have had an individual, or a small group of individuals, buy themselves a president this last go round.

    @Roger Moore: But the US seems to be bringing it to a fine art.

    @Higgs Boson’s Mate: My understanding is that Halliburton, who invented the process, is prevented by law to be sued for any damages from the process. Feel free to correct me if I am wrong. (Too lazy to google right now.)

  57. 57.

    Birthmarker

    April 18, 2013 at 7:50 pm

    @les: Love the way you think!

  58. 58.

    TenguPhule

    April 18, 2013 at 8:05 pm

    So our Senate is governed by Chaos, the Free markets and Frackers by the Orks, the House of Reps is full of Goddamned Necrons and our only hope is the Tau Occupy Wall Street.

    Is that about it?

  59. 59.

    TenguPhule

    April 18, 2013 at 8:08 pm

    @Trollhattan: The one with the biggest pockets, obviously.

  60. 60.

    Narcissus

    April 18, 2013 at 8:56 pm

    Having consumed the environment and the public sphere, our unrestrained capitalism now turns its eyes on the untapped vein of wealth that is the future.

  61. 61.

    HinTN

    April 18, 2013 at 9:17 pm

    @sonofsamantha: Sing that song in that same old key.

  62. 62.

    Redshirt

    April 18, 2013 at 9:25 pm

    Are you sure that’s a good idea, Dave?

  63. 63.

    Svensker

    April 18, 2013 at 10:57 pm

    I wonder if sonofsamantha can pilot a credenza.

  64. 64.

    Villago Delenda Est

    April 18, 2013 at 11:16 pm

    @sonofsamantha:

    There must be a fire somewhere you can find to die in, shitstain.

    Find it. Shouldn’t be difficult…just open the taps near a fracking site and you’ve got your fire.

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